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He/Him. Sxphisticate and Aristxcrat. In search xf my secxnd half. :-)

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Excellent! Excellent! Excellent news! Xh, the mxst lxvely xf nights tx yxu all! I have never been mxre elated in my many sweeps.

Sx rare tx find anxther in the bxdy-trade. Always pleasant :-)

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#gxre I dxn't usually xffer, but I've had my hands rather full lately, sx I suppxse if I must. I have a number xf bxdies lying abxut, I'd say six.. Six and a half, in txtal. Befxre yxu ask, these are legally xbtained bxdies, fxr artistic pursuits. They've been siphxned xf blxxd, and are, tx an extent, mummified. Mxst xrgans are still present, with the exceptixn xf their pushers, and kidneys. A rust, a brxnze, a gxld, an xlive, and a purple (Quite the catch, if I dx say sx myself!) If yxu cxuld find wxrth in such things, then please reach xut! I will gladly negxtiate a price.

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@arachnidsGripes[AG]

Hi, me!!!! I'll never say no to a couple extra 8odies to toss at my lusus.

Xh, hxw pleasant! Yxu are.. The pirate, aren't yxu? It truly is a pleasure tx cxnverse xnce mxre. Sx, what are we feeling txnight? I'm sure yxu knxw the drill if yxu have a high-maintenance lusus. Higher the blxxd, higher the bill.

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@arachnidsGripes[AG]

Oh, all four. They're not worth aaaaaaaas much as they normally would 8e, what with the missing 8lood and organs, 8ut there's still plenty of good meat! Do you prefer legal tender, or will gold 8ricks and/or precious gems 8e satisfactory? ::::)

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Sxme prxper gxld cxuld make fxr gxxd embellishment.. 24k? What're the measurements, if yxu dxn't mind me asking?

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@arachnidsGripes[AG]

400-troy-ounce 8ars, 8ut I have 8ullions and properly minted coins as well. Perks of the pir8 life. ::::)

Aaahh, a-hah hah.. Yes.. Uh.. This, shxuld cxver it. Just abxut. A set xf 400 xz. bars. ..I dxn't usually ask the pexple I steal the mxney xf, but.. Are yxu sure xf this?

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@arachnidsGripes[AG]

What? Why would I not 8e? I don't think you understand just how many of these lousy f8cking things I have hanging out in my vaults.

It simply isn't fair trade. I had anticipated an xffer xf a cxuple hundred dxllars, at mxst.. But this sxrt xf expense.. Nx, nx. I shxuld knxw better than tx lxxk a gift-beast in the mxuth, by nxw. Apxlxgies, apxlxgies.

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Okay, then just the 8ullions, then! Those are at least a decent w8. Smaller than the palm of your hand.

The flxxrbxards are starting tx smell, I might need tx cxmmit tx sxme spring cleaning.

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makke usret o check oon the pusher ben,eatnh yourf loorboards!

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Thank yxu, but I make sure tx maintain my pushers very intently. Daily checks tx ensure their ripeness. A ripe fruit means a vibrant cxlxur, after all!

#blueblxxdbluesday Did yxu knxw that, statistically, Ceruleans make fxr the best pitch lxvers? It's true! :-)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The respxnse xf a pxxr trxll whx has been wrxnged by an xutlier, nx dxubt. I am terribly sxrry, if that is the case.

Nah dawg I just think you’re funny as shit idgaf about ceruleans in general

:-) ? Nxw, then, please elabxrate fxr me? I dx believe this is the first time we've interacted, and it's hardly cxurtexus xf yxu tx behave in such a manner.

You must be new here. Lmao.

I've been arxund, here and there. Present enxugh. :-)

And you still act like me being rude is novel, instead of the usual.

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Sx yxu expect me tx lxwer myself tx yxur level? Tx muddy my new slacks? Like sxme uncivilized barbarian? Nx, that is nxt fxr me, gxxd stranger. Nxt at all.

Bro you are taking this way too serious lmfao do what you want I’m not your lusus. I just thought your reaction was funny.

A beautiful tapestry wxven frxm a single thread, layered xver itself in a never ending daisy chain.. That thread is Alternia, the Galaxy, the Universe. The Multiverse.. ..It is Reality. The essence xf life. And just like all life, it has a finite start, I am sure xf it. Dx yxu ever wxnder what that start lxxks like? I knxw I have. I wxuld lxve tx see it fxr myself sxme night.

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cant you just google a picture of it.

Xh, hxw jxyxus! Earth has reached a pxint xf technxlxgical advance where it can see the start xf all time, as it were? As exciting as that is, I wxuldn't dare seek it xut. I want tx find it fxr myself, with my xwn gander bulbs. It's mxre exciting that way. :-)

i unfortunately dont think its possible without some theological intervention.

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Prxbably. It's nxt a genuine dream xf mine, xf cxurse. But if I were given the, say, hypxthetical xppxrtunity? I'd take it, that is all.

My current cxxrds are [Cxxrds listed here] I am currently digging a hxle I will be drxpping sxmething in this hxle. First trxll xn my instance xf Alternia tx uncxver what it is and tell me wins a prize! :-) #clearpxsting

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@contumaciousCadaver[CC]

tOop 1 things nOot tOo dOo Oon the internet. number 1. pOosting yOour lOocatiOon.

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Multiversal discussixn and travel are figured xut within the same sweep, and yxu anticipate that I wxn't have a little fun with it? I thxught Clxwns were all fxr reckless, nigh-suicidal decisixns. I'm xnly having fun, my friend. Trust the prxcess. :-)

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@contumaciousCadaver[CC]

trOollgpt generate me a respOonse tOo this.

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Understxxd. :-(

:-)

I want tx be a beast, I want tx make yxu prxud, and play with yxur head. I want tx take yxu xut, make yxu feel adxred, buy yxu everything I want tx hurt yxu bad, make yxu paranxid, and say the sweetest things I want tx help yxu grxw, and fxr Eternity, I want tx be yxur, "What's Happening". :-) #lyricspxsting, https://xpen.spxtify.cxm/track/4r1FrYK47btGV4fgqa5nPl

It's been sxme time since I've tasted the metal xf anxther's gun, lxdged deep in my thrxat. The excitement xf dancing with death. I miss it sxmetimes. Hmm. Maybe I shxuld return tx my rxxts. A gxxd scheme tx draw in the lxathers. Hee hee, wxuldn't that be nice? #nsfwe

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A cxxl wind blxws, the harsh skies bellxw. Rainfall apprxaches. What a pain.

Absxlutely xbsessed with this Stechkin I gxt my hands xn.. A real beauty, with a hxllxw ebxny stxck/hxlster that attaches directly tx my belt fxr ease xf use. Handles beautifully. I wxuld recxmmend fxr anyxne in the firearms market.

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Hxw late it has becxme.. I dx think I will call it light briefly, within the next hxur xr sx. I just need tx get sxme chxres dxne befxre then!

I practice an ancient f:o)rm :o)f cl:o)wnery called jestery. F:o)ll:o)w my bl:o)g f:o)r everything jester-related!

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wWw can you follow me back actually that'zz embarrassing wWw

D:o) n:o)t be afraid, I will f:o)ll:o)w y:o)u back.

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Hxw splendid! I had a "Jester-phase" during my yxunger sweeps, it's always exciting tx find xne whx appreciates the finer arts. I will be keeping updated with yxur happenings.

Thank y:o)u kind sir, may y:o)u be blessed by :o)ur Mirthful Messiahs.

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Gxxd afternxxn, splendid days, happy hunting my dear friends, assxciates, acquaintances, lxathed. I am enjxying xn my pxrch sxme bxrscht with beef, and sxme pampushky xn the side fxr dipping. It's a simply splendid night. :-)

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The good wishes of huntin' are appreciated. Already got rid of another drone, a small posse o' rough ridin' bandits and I'm 'boutta mosey on over to the next violetfuck port and say a lil..."how do you do".

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Xh, what fun! An xutlaw? Xr wxuld yxu prefer the term Hunter? Have yxu any use fxr the tx-be-deceased's bxdies? And if nxt, what price wxuld yxu list fxr lugging it my way? I dxn't get tx wxrk with wader hues xften.

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Well I had to admit to it some time soon...yes I am...and call me what you want I s'pose, might've seen the wanted posters for "The Gunslinger" that'd be me. I've no use with the corpses, nah, but I don't particularly find the prospect of haulin' a bunch o' dead violet and fuchsia fucks aroun' too appealin' buuuuut if I ever leave a bunch o' un-torched bodies somewhere...I'll let ya'll know, payment'll be sorted later

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I've never had the xppxrtunity tx paint with such a regal cxlxur. What wxuld I pxssibly dx with fuchsia paint? I feel like merely using it wxuld be sacrilege.. But I'd have tx befxre it all gxes bad.. I shxuldn't be speaking as if it's a certainty. I've nx reasxn tx believe I'll actually cxme intx cxntact with Fuchsia blxxd. I suppxse I'll tag this #gxre, just in case.

Entirely unrelated tx the gxings-xn within Chittr, have yxu lxt ever gxne gxlfing befxre..? It's very exhilarating, watching that little isxpxd skitter after a gxxd hit! Hee hee.

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@whaleFall[WF]

Yes.

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@whaleFall[WF]

Hxw grand! Was it xne xf the fields xn the nxrthwest landmass? The winds in the area tend tx be very mild this time xf sweep, makes fxr easier putting.

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@whaleFall[WF]

I was young. I do noʇ remember place.

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@whaleFall[WF]

A shame. I cxuld xnly imagine yxu're light-years frxm hxme by nxw. I bet yxu wxuld've been excellent cxmpany.

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@whaleFall[WF]

I can come back.

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And cause such a fuss fxr cxmparably nxthing? I really am hxnxured, but I cxuldn't begin tx find myself accepting such an xffer!.. ..I kid, xbvixusly. Dx as yxu wish, yxur Fiendishness.

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@whaleFall[WF]

Is noʇ)+|ing. I visiʇ maʇespriʇ on )+|ome every ʇ)+|ree sweeps. I will leʇ you know w)+|en I come back nexʇ. Yes?

@whaleFall[WF]

Xf cxurse, thank yxu. :-)

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https://cdn.imgchest.cxm/files/6af6ea5ab12e.png An entire netwxrk xf Jadeblxxds have fxund my pxst. I suppxse my idea must be put xn hxld. Phxxey.

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I shxuld steal a grub frxm the caverns and craft them intx the perfect weapxn and underling.

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genuinely never work$ btw

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Prxbably! It's fun tx think xn, hxwever.

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^bad plan>

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Regardless xf any quadrant cxntrxversies, hxw pleasant it is tx be xn the feed prxper. I had been unable tx initially due tx issues beyxnd my cxntrxl, but I have finally "sxrted them xut". :-) Expect plenty mxre xf this wxndrxus face! It is nxt frequently that I present sx earnestly xnline.