♠ hated by @tacticalTelemetry
We know.
Watching couples beef through chittr posts rekindles my hope for the next generation.
I have not replied to him in about half an hour.
I'm not claiming any sort of superiority over you. I'm getting you all pissed and laughing at you from behind the screen. You're easy. I also highly doubt that you were just trying to befriend those Jakes seeing as you're you. It's in your nature.
Im barred from liking your posts as per my brain ghost pr teams advice however this is a pretty funny reply as well. Also im not that old!
Ive liked one single post of his my good man.
Excuse me, we're having a very important brawl right now. Could you wait your turn?
Also did you seriously go check to see if i was the one whod liked it?? Christ dirk whats gotten into you?
Oh come on now. The reply made me laugh. Ive gotta give credit where credits due.
Imagine the surprise on my face at this revelation, the arch of my eyebrows as they raise in horror at my terrible blunder. I had no idea we were in this deep. The punch of your words hits me harder than I anticipated and I'm finally feeling the burn. You've still got it in you, old man.
Oh no. Were already fighting. In face were balls deep in a proper textual tussle right now mister. Im giving you a verbal thrashing that youll never recover from.
Oh don't you dare tsk tsk at me. That kind of attitude won't get you anywhere good, Jake. Wouldn't wanna have to fight over this.
Oh, no. I wasn't admitting that I was wrong. I was saying that it's also okay for you to do it. I'm never wrong.
Grotesque is fucking hilarious. What's so wrong with loving your creator, your boyfriend? As a Dirk I thought you would understand this but clearly you don't value his love enough to stay by his side. You would rather hit up other Jake variants in your free time and complain when stopped. How interesting is that?
It's okay to say that you were wrong too, bro. You can do it.
I'm only fighting over *you* because your little chihuahua is funny to rile up. I was going to move on to the next Jake I saw when one appeared until all this started.
"You" applies to every Jake out there, not just you in particular. Way to show the size of your ego, bro.
I'd agree if not for the fact that being attached to you isn't and won't ever be a problem for me. I'm all yours and I'm in for the long haul. For an actual ghost this would probably be the worst thing in the fucking world but I've got it pretty good all things considered.
I can't exactly make posts that aren't tied to a Jake but I want to run my mouth so you're stuck with my useless inputs for now.
Tell me about it.
I just think step back and smell the man musk to get your head back on straight is quite the string of words.
What part of that word slobber did you take issue with?
Why would you even want connections outside of Jake? Sure, it's fun to mess with people when they're close by enough to realize we're there, but forming bonds with a bunch of irrelevant randoms when you have the guy of your dreams right there? I don't see the appeal. You might need to step back and smell the man musk to get your head back on straight.
I've honestly done nothing to warrant all this hatred aside from being you. Is the self loathing still that strong even as an idealized version of that bastard? Your Jake must really have a fucked up view of Dirk then but I can't say I blame him.
Now that isn't shocking at all. It doesn't seem like you ever know what's happening around you. I'm sure it'll blow over soon enough when one of us gets bored.
I havent slept yet and boy would i love to.
It's hilarious from the inside too.
Ill keep it straight with you bro i havent the foggiest notion of whats going on right now.
I'm shocked that he thinks you specifically formed me when I thought I made it clear that I am entirely unrelated to *you*. So shocking I almost managed to laugh.
I wish i knew what was going on at any point because now im allegedly brain ghost cheating on my brain ghost dirk with a random one who has popped up and chosen me specifically to harass which has further snowballed into a debate over who gets to harass jake. GIVE ME A BREAK!!!
What he says doesn't matter because he quite literally made us. We are nothing but extensions of his own thoughts and that's all we'll ever be. The specific timeline I'm from doesn't matter when he's still the same man.
I just happened to see you and made a move. There really wasn't much thought behind it. I'm a loyal dog.
Sensitive today, aren't we? Not sure why you feel the need to be so hostile, bro. I am you and you are me. What's the harm in sharing the one who made us real in the first place?
This one is not mine nor do i know him??? Do you think id be so darn surprised to see him if he were somehow mine?
Don't act shocked as if you haven't done it before, Jake.
You should really use that imagination for much more useful things like undressing me with your eyes instead of conjuring up a goddamn harem. Is one seriously not enough for you?
Another? Are you seeing other figments of your imagination, Jake? I'm so very hurt.
Of course it isn't. It seems like your taste hasn't changed much over the years.
In quite a bit of pain right now. My back and neck have been killing me.
Well yeah i guess i do have quite the active imagination.
This isnt a complaint.
My notifications are so very blue right now.
I need a new profile picture. Allegedly.
> when does he not bother someone? > lol, too bad i need this fucking bozo loser for the event upcoming > i've been waiting TOO. LONG. to beat the snot out of that lalonde! >8/
Hey, think you dropped something along the way out........ Here you go. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d649eaa42e2.png
Nothing all too tragic happened im just reallh drunk. #substance
I amn half a bottle in and just cried so much that i threw up. Amazing news. Stay tuned for more riveting updates. #substance
Oh, you poor lad. But now that I know you have a man, I have to ask you be a good dog for this daddy and wait for your owner to return. #NSFW
I did not survive a childhood of penpal drama just to become the spark that starts a family war. Work it out between yourselves or the prize goes unclaimed. Im not choosing sides and im certainly not being the reason holidays get awkward.
i gave you life. birthed you from my fertile hips myself. put a roof over your head and clothes on your back. you wouldnt want your poor sweet momther to finally find love?
im gonna turn that himbos shit inside out. #nsfw #moveasidedirk #letmeshowyouwhereyourmovescamefrom
Ladies ladies! Theres certainly more than enough of me to go around. Shouldnt you brothers be good at sharing?
hear that? why dont you move aside and let the adults do the talking.
He has the audacity to act like a battered housewife when in reality im the battered one if anything. Good gravy.
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Begone with you.
So many nosy little rats around here! Stop trying to pry into my relationship with my husband! Believe it or not, he does indeed love me, and whatever happened with Dirk isn't getting in the way of that. It breaks my heart a little to see so many people saying such baseless and cruel things about me when I'm not there to set the record straight. Even if you disagree with the way I run things, or my opinions about social issues, I don't think that gives you the right to pry into my personal life and paint me as some horrible abuser that beats my husband all because you believe it would be sooo much cuter if he was dating a LITERAL VILLAIN! Did we all just magically forget about the way he treated just about everyone in his life? Or the things he's getting up to NOW with his daughter? Jeez Louise, I can't take it anymore! #abuse
