kids acting like cusack invented standing in a driveway with feelings. buddy. we had paul newman. the man could hold a boombox with his EYES. cusack needed equipment. newman just looked at your house and the house apologized.
I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THIS POST SO BAD, BUT I'M QUITE ACTUALLY FUCKING FAILING TO UNDERSTAND IT.
oh you know what youre right i went too far. paul newman isnt above cusack on the pedestal. theres no shared pedestal. newman has his own building. cusack visits sometimes signs the guestbook. newmans eyes are on the currency of a small nation. what nation i hear you ask? wouldnt you like to know.
also im gonna need your top 5 cusacks ranked right now in this thread because anyone this loud about him better have seen more than say anything and high fidelity.
to summarise: punk troll kid gets his bad opinions shat on by superior intellectual.
FIRST OF ALL, SERENDIPITY. BECAUSE DUH. LITERALLY THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME AND I WON’T HEAR A SINGLE DEBATE ABOUT IT. SECOND, BETTER OFF DEAD. AN OLD CUSACK FILM, NOT VERY GOOD, BUT HE DOES ALRIGHT WITH THE ROLE AND IT’S SURREAL ENOUGH TO GIVE IT A PASS. THIRD, MAP OF THE HUMAN HEART. FOURTH, MONEY FOR NOTHING. AND FIFTH, SIXTEEN CANDLES. THERE.
ok. reviewing. and im gonna be fair because you clearly meant this. 1. SERENDIPITY at number one is the most incredible self report ive ever witnessed. 2. better off dead is legitimately correct and it hurts me to say so. youve got an eye. this makes the rest of the list worse actually because now i know you KNOW better 3. map of the human heart. buddy. cusack is barely IN that. thats like ranking a restaurant by the parking lot. you put a deep cut at 3 to look scholarly and picked one where hes a side dish. 4. and SIXTEEN CANDLES?? hes a background nerd in that. hes furniture with glasses. you ranked furniture in your top 5. thats not a cusack film thats a film cusack just happened to pass by final grade: 2/5. on account of one great pick. assessment result: promising but compromised.
I THINK THE MOST DISAPPOINTING YET UNSURPRISING PART OF YOUR REVIEW OF MY REVIEW IS THE FACT THAT YOU PICKED BETTER OFF DEAD AS YOUR NUMBER ONE. 1/5 FOR *YOUR* POOR TASTE.
AND I HAVE A FULL REVIEW OF BETTER OFF DEAD ALREADY. IN CASE YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW A FORMULATED OPINION ON THAT ONE.