Karkat
@carcinoGenicity
KARKAT VANTAS, WHAT ELSE YOU'D NEED TO KNOW?
I LOVE DAVE SO MUCH, HE IS MY KNIGHT. I LOVE YOU DAVE.
i love you even more babe, you’re every world to me and more
I WOKE UP TO SEE DAVE AND DJ FUCKING TRYING TO COOK ON THE STOVE BUT IT WAS ON FIRE. NOW I GOTTA EAT BURNT PANCAKES. GOD I LOVE THEM BUT THEY ARE SUCH IDIOTS.
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hey man we tried hahaha isn't that worth something
WORTH EVERYTHING.
I'M GENIUNELY THINKING ALL THE STUFF I COULD'VE DONE WRONG BECAUSE, WHY AM I BLOCKED BY THESE PEOPLE I HAVE NEVER INTERACTED WITH BEFORE.
no deadass like we’re the least problematic people ever
Hate Cannot Be Overthought; It Can Only Be Swept Away By The Joy Of Being
I LOVE MY GUY.
i love mine even more
man these little assholes are growing up way too fast haha i mean shit dj already reaches past my waist now feels like just yesterday i was carrying him on my shoulders shit dawg https://i.postimg.cc/qtnmcrnx/img-2795.png
KELSEYYYYYYYYYYYY, KNIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. FUCK I LOVE THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS.
can you believe we made these guys
GUESS WHO'S FINALLY AWAKE. ME. IT'S ME IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW. IT WON'T MATTER IN LIKE 4 HOURS SINCE I'LL BE TAKING A BIG SNOOZE AGAIN BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER FUCKING DO.
like a cat hahha
I WISH THIS WAS ME.
hey guys what is up.
WELL OKAY.
please go back where you came from
THANKS.
thank you but why the fuck did you listen to him and not me
fear not i don’t bite.
yes you fucking do
I’D RATHER LISTEN TO MYSELF THAN YOU DAVE.
fuck you man why did we even get married
I’M GONNA DO SOMETHING WEIRD!
oh yeah do it
WATCH ME.
i'm watching
WHAT THE FUCK IS "AN EXPLANATION".
It explains things.
4R3 YOU 4SK1NG FOR 4N 3XPL4N4T1ON OF TH3 CONC3PT OF 3XPL4N4T1ONS >:?
THE FEED BOARD...................... SPAM.
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I CAN'T PLAY UNO WITH DAVE WITHOUT HIM DROOLING OVER ME AND GOING "I WANT YOU KARKAT" AND MAKING A DAMN VOICE AS IF I STRUCK A SPELL ON HIM. I CAN'T. HE'S DISTRACTING ME. I CAN'T EVEN GET PASS A GAME WITHOUT HIM TRYING TO NOT TOUCH ME JEGUS FUCK. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE ?
please i want you just one kiss
DUDE.
please
OKAY. I'M GONNA PLAY UNO AGAIN WITH DAVE. THIS TIME THERE WILL NOT BE CHEATING. I'LL BE SHUFFLING THE DAMN CARDS. AND WE WON'T COME OUT ARGUING OVER IT. BECAUSE GOG IT'S A CARD GAME A CARD GAME CAN'T ANGER TWO PEOPLE? I FUCKING HOPE NOT. ALRIGHT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE OR SOME SHIT.
see yøu in thirty minutes when yøu bøth are flipping yøur cøllective shit
moments before disaster btw
thanks man haha
THAT WON'T BE HAPPENING. YOU WILL SEE.
OKAY, I GET IT WE ALL LIKE BOY NOOK. I'M NOT ONE TO HATE. BUT SERIOUSLY IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO SOUND SEXY WITH IT DON'T SAY "YUM" LIKE COME ON YOU SOUND LIKE A DUMB ASS GOBBLER. I MEAN. IF IT WAS ME I'D GO "THATS ONE NICE NOOK" INSTEAD OF SAYING YUM. LIKE ARE YOU STARVING OR SOMETHING? I MEAN IT IS THAT GOOD. EVERY NOOK IS GOOD. JUST. WHAT THE FUCK AM I ON ABOUT. THIS IS ACTUALLY STUPID. I'M DONE. FUCKING GOGGGG. #SUGGESTIVE
it's yum because i want to eat it immediately
DESPERATE MUCH.
yes sit on my face
WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK SAYS YUM TO NOOK? LOOK, IT'S DELICIOUS AND SHIT, BUT MY GOD.
HAAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY, GOOD FUCKING NIGHT. (ITS DAY TIME BUT SHUT)
FEELS EMPTY TODAY…
:33 < i was gonna say something lewd but decided against it :00 < suggestive
MAKE EVERYONE FLIP OUT.
i'm not against it karkat open wide
WHAT.
:33 < if it f33ls empty i could fill- :33 < i can fill whatever makes mew f33l- :33 < empty? ive got something to fill mew- :33 < nefurrmind furrget it :00 < suggestive
YOU TRIED YOUR BEST.
say ahhhh
KILL. KILLLL. #violence
babe what's wrong why are we so murdery today
WAIT. YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY?
maybe a little bit if you have a good reason
WHAT IS YOUR REASON?
woke up to early
SAME.
yeah let's kill but later though after a nap
FIRST GOOD POST YOU'VE EVER MADE
I LOVE GETTING POUND BY MY MATESPRIT. THAT’S ALL. #NSFW
MOST RELATABLE CHIT I'VE SEEN ALL DAY.
I'M AGAIN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH, CONFESS ANYTHING NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO JUDGE YOU OR I'LL BITE THEIR EARS OFF.
o| SoMeTiMeS I SaBoTaGe mY RoOmMaTeS DaTeS NoT BeCaUsE I HaTe hIm bUt bEcAuSe sOmE Of tHeSe pEoPlE He sEeS FuCkInG SuCk aNd hE NeEdS BeTtEr oR WhAtEvEr |O
i like like you
ITS TO EARLY TO BE UP.
We-l--l- you can go eat breakfast outs-i-de! But you shou-l-dn't be a-l-one, -I-'-l--l- go w-i-th you <3
he'll pass thanks