♠ hated by @carcinoGenicity

fucking headache days, man. make it stop.
C is the 0nly language that respects your dignity as a pr0grammer by letting you sh0ot y0urself in the strutpod with0ut setting up five different padded walls first.

i think i need someone to spend the night with me tonight naknaknaknak i feel... a pull towards something. who wants to volunteer?

i wwill personally rip out evveryones wwires wwith my fuckin mouth and tie them into a knot so they can NEVVER feel like they can process again [ eye twwitches ] # suggestivve?

>> pick a fucking emotion. https://files.catbox.moe/bfhxyb.png

breathe karkat breathe it's ok i'm still here

soak it in

say it i dare you

I knoww its ACTUALLY crazy a seadwweller as ME is single? ...tsk.. disappointin if i say so myself evveryone is MISSIN out...

cute-ass.

BOTTW0M. BOTTW0M SPOTTED.

bitch what do y0u think the alternating 0s mean.

go tf tw0 cupe bro.

i meant it

the eyeball suck's and is evil dont do whatever bullshit its telling you to.

karkats mad that i don’t post but what am i supposed to post about

MY BODY IS READY!!!

no

I dunno, ask Dave he will back up my claim 100%.

dumb fuck

asshole i didn't do anything

what fuck you

i wasn’t busting wtf i was just daving it god you freak get yo mind out of the gutter

ohh i'm daving it

i was lighting before the thunder

Wrong, it's purple.

please i want you just one kiss

why the fuck is there ads for a new faygo flavor but they aren’t selling it anywhere i’m so pissed

road work ahead

i sniff another nepeta.

hope they understood it was for them. <:B #vagueposting

꒰ঌ Amporas interact ໒꒱

yo do i look good without shades B:) ignore my eyes

> maybe 1 2hould ju2t let the horror2 take me at th12 po1nt #cw-2elf-harm <

i’m a boy

࣪⊹₊˚{ like, just being #reel here, glory to the empire + everything but i kinda hope they keep deferring my compulsory service four the imperial fleet }.3.{ }-3-{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ war games stop being funnnn when theyre suddenly like, a JOBBBB }~ᯅ~{ }*ᯅ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
IIf 2omeone call2 you a "damned troll" that2 2peciie2ii2t, riight?
you can only hate my chits if you are a 9/10 AT LEAST.

i am open your mouth

You Both Abusers, There Problem Solved

i want him to sit on my face #suggestive #vagueposting

i'm so cute yo
folks will we be witnessing the first of his kind to go into the negatives? stay tuned to find out.

someone's pissy he kept getting +2 lmao

i literally didn't even shuffle

lmfao

so basically karkat kept getting his ass kicked because he's so bad at uno
I'm gonna call you a whore even though you're pro8a8ly the most loyal guy I've ever met.

doing kt
i aTe sO MuCh fUcKiN InDiAn fOoD

Blessing your morning with the most unhinged post I saw while doomscrolling. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/423ceb4ac42b.png #suggestive
Forget friendly friday! I want the sort of Friday where i accidentally swap bodies with my guardian stumble into a rip-roaring voyage of self-discovery, save the day with the power of good old rock 'n' roll and emerge a better chap for the whole barmy affair.
Everytime I look at Jades I'm like "Ha dork."

omaban

it's so good please please please i'm gonna do it i swear to god

You people all hate me cause I'm right
i cannot stop winning

He’s kinda wike a sad kitty? I need mowe peopwe to kitty-fy.. https://cdn.discowdapp.com/attachments/1072998659815387268/1516612412336246906/Untitwed114_20260616201422.png?ex=6a3346e0&is=6a31f560&hm=d9c9f16d261d077981945dad28857da38924e080de1a27e111b57e8279faa414&
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

you're fat shaped do we call you cow

wait wait check this one out emeownem

kitty is just such an uncreative name like you might as well have named him shadow or night or something lame

i would never slap a baby

i was born straight from the pussy idk what she means #suggestive

dude holy shit i'm naked in this photo why would you post this

idk i just think he looks more like karkat https://i.postimg.cc/k51pzkcp/img-2657.png

wdym that's your son

computer make this guy have a fatter ass #suggestive

Its time to lay dowwn relax and havve sex ... yeah thats right #nsfw

oh shit babe it's okay i'm lying

anna becomes a queen at the end of frozen 2 tho

you missed it babe what the fuck

hoes mad the yaoi fairy pulled up and started to get freaky on him
https://i.postimg.cc/R0ts3hQV/applejuice.png 🍎😋

yeehaw
basically what were gonna do is dance

nothing

Wow I make one mpreg post jegus (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚

it matches your skin babe

no it's okay we both have fucked up governments let's frolic

peepeebitchbutt is my new name i'm actually out of breath laughing

damn karkat really does have a fat ass #suggestive

can i get a hi
















