

dave 🗣️
@tufftechGoonhead
yo im dave strider yes im the real strider he any i guess i have issues but i don’t address them because im too cool B)

just your average dave but bi and poly uses #cw-self-harm and #nsfw user is 18+ he any pronouns he dont care adhd, #cw-self-harm anorexia, and a serious life threatening case of coolness nsfw/erp : yes boundaries : dni darkship, radqueer. i dont mind erotic jokes lawl ships : davekat, davejohn, johndavekat, daverezi, davejade, eridave, vrisdave, gamdave.any other ships that arent said here are something i dont ship and i likely do not wanna roleplay

my penis

he just called me stinky its really tough being a cool guy these days
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yeah yaoi would fix my pain

When you stub your toe, you say "yowie" - which sounds like 'yaoi' of course. Because deep down you know that's what would fix your pain.

it’s like 9 am so i’m finally going to bed goodnight shittr

im so hungry right now too bad i have nothing in the fridge right now mainly because i don’t do groceries so that’s kinda my fault im not some poor guy struggling to pay rent i just don’t have shit in that fridge it’s there for decor i guess

it’s really rough to be cool these days huh

i was lighting before the thunder

my pussy is incredible my handwriting illegible i just took an edible my asscheeks are spreadable

im gonna be so honest i chickened out of the backflipping thing ill do that tomorrow

alright so today im going to do a backflip and see if i break my neck or not

boiiing (my penis)

i see a little silhouetto of a man

8oo8s, 8oo8ies, tits, tidders, titties, spheres, rumplespheres, melons, honkers, a pair of 8adonkers perchance. 8osom, 8ust, glands, milkers, sweater puppies, udders, tig ol' 8itties, knockers, rack, air-8ags, hooters, or8s, some swingers, ta-tas. Thank you for reading.

okay regarding that one post i did early as shit in the morning of me without my shades here’s an actual photo of me that doesn’t have eyes as red as hell itself i felt cute in this pic

so maybe im looking at stuff im not supposed to see how do you guys feel about this

▼▼not one, but two breakfast cigarettes▲▲ #substance

never ever got what was with him and ponies sigh

im gonna be real honest i dont think i will ever properly recover from this the thought of eating anything makes me more nauseous than i already am not to mention my stomach hurts like hell after eating a meal this kinda sucks



















