dave strider

@tufftechGoonhead

yo im dave strider yes im the real strider he any freaky

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 748Kull Score: 87413 followers 5 following

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@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

just your average dave but bi and poly he any pronouns he dont care adhd, #tw anorexia, a serious life threatening case of coolness nsfw/erp : sure yes boundaries : dni darkship, thats it ships : davekat, davejohn, johndavekat, daverezi, davejade. idm any other ships (besides the obvious) https://file.garden/aaOqt9nhRXssHfX-/b70514f77f499a2c66cf8ef850d1ff5b.jpg

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

i feel gay a lot

Kult: +44

Kull: +15

Total: 59

Ratio: 2.93

@ectoBiologist[EB]

gaaaaaaay!

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

i’m transferring all of my gay to you man

↩ @tufftechGoonhead[TG]

@ectoBiologist[EB]

noooooooo!

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

i’m hoping one day acting cool will make me feel self assured

Kult: +14

Kull: +5

Total: 19

Ratio: 2.80

@capriciousWardog[CW]

iF A DaVe aIn't fUcKiNg cOoL, wHaT Is hE?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@blehblehBleh[BB]

Haha nooo don't kill yourself your ass if too fatᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

lemme get a piece of that vantass haha oh wait you said no ok bye B( #suggestive

Kult: +4

Total: 4

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

life sucks so im making spaghetti at 2 am #spaghetti

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

@cabezaRota[CR]

#spaghetti

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

i feel like shitballs

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

yeah i’m having a drink fuck it

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

i was so stupid i am so stupid i feel like a fucking idiot #sadposting

Kult: +4

Kull: +2

Total: 6

Ratio: 2.00

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

i’m listening to radiohead that’s how betrayed i feel right now

Kult: +22

Kull: +20

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.10

Roan Lalonde. He/Him.

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

transgender

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

Now this truly is a measure of betrayal.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@knightGeneticist[KG]

WHAT HAPPENED?

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@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

i don’t wanna talk about it here

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@knightGeneticist[KG]

DMS ARE OPEN IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO.

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

damn i feel really betrayed right now it’s whatever there’s plenty more out there right #vagueposting

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@timelyTempest[TT]

of course there is just have to take the time to weedb out the dbadb ones

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

my name is gayve strider dick rider

Kult: +55

Kull: +45

Total: 100

Ratio: 1.22

@blehblehBleh[BB]

My name is dracula Sandlerᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Chronic Catturbater

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verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < ....what? :33 < i thought mewr name was... :33 < gayve strider dick rider.... :33 < what...?

@timeanTactician[TT]

cant rel8

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@glitteringAcuity[GA]

POINT OF ORDER! this is the name of at least half the humans on here. statistically that seems the most common name for a non-troll to have

↩ @arsenicCatturbate[AC]

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

yeah it is bro wdym check again

↩ @glitteringAcuity[GA]

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

pretty sure those are different versions of me

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tufftechGoonhead[TG]

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@glitteringAcuity[GA]

READING ONTO THE RECORD! i don't like that.

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@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

yeah we are all gonna beat you up starting now

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Chronic Catturbater

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verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Yuri Official

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < oh whew. :33 < i was worried fur a minute there

@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

me fr https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33289a83d869.png

Kult: +45

Kull: +20

Total: 65

Ratio: 2.25

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

where we at rn in terms of over vs back

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

its so ovr

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@turntechVaulthead[TV]

aw damn im sorry :( hope it gets So Back soon

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

1 day it will

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

my full title would be gayve strider dick rider #suggestive #nsfw

#nsfw #suggestive

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

Chronic Catturbater

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verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Yuri Official

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Yaoi Official

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < show me mewr id meow it does not say that

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@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

https://file.garden/aaOqt9nhRXssHfX-/image_2026-05-16_180058136.png

↩ @tufftechGoonhead[TG]

Chronic Catturbater

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verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Yuri Official

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Yaoi Official

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

>:33 < nyo way!! >:33 < i've b33n calling mew dave fur so long... :33 < i'm sorry fur messing up!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

its ok nepeta i forgive you

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@carnivorousCecropia[CC]

꒰petplay but i run into the street and get hit by a ≼ar #nsfw ?????꒱

Kult: +42

Kull: +10

Total: 52

Ratio: 4.20

@carnivorousCecropia[CC]

꒰hit ≼hit follow me꒱

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

me and the bois at arbys eating the #MeatMountain

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

everyone is freakposting right now holy

Kult: +27

Kull: +27

Total: 54

Ratio: 1.00

not me! i was woofposting!! :D

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

🚬 𝕯𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖆 💋

@annihilationAttendent[AA]

これは普通ではないですか？

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

yeah it is but its just more frequent cant blame them either im kinda horny too #nsfw #suggestive

#nsfw #suggestive

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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🚬 𝕯𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖆 💋

@annihilationAttendent[AA]

それは私の永続的な状態です。私も絶対に文句は言いません。

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

straight up jorkin it #nsfw #suggestive

#nsfw #suggestive

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

1DL3 BAYBEEEEEE

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@idleWazhere[IW]

heh, nd bai "it" i mean 😏 mai pemnjs #nsfw

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

and all the girlies say im pretty fly #ForAWhiteGuy

Kult: +55

Kull: +40

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.38

John/June Egbert

@ghostlyBiology[GB]

please don’t get this song stuck in my head again.. please…

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@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

give it to me baby uh huh uh huh

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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John/June Egbert

@ghostlyBiology[GB]

dave nooooooo stoooooop!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

haha

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John/June Egbert

@ghostlyBiology[GB]

i’ve been trying for forget this song since i heard it the first time. i also blame my version of you for me hearing it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@glitteringAcuity[GA]

OBJECTION! your text is red, not white? no one has white blood that would be stupid

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@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

my text is red because red is an awesome color im talking bout my damn skin color

Kull: +2

Total: 2

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

@carcinoGenetwinkist karkat is so skibidi toilet tuff rizz boi

@carcinoGenetwinkist

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

everyone be honest am i really that easy to see through

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@gestaltCreophage[GC]

CONSSIDERING I HAVE NEVER SSEEN YOU MAYBE >8?