♥ liked by @tufftechGoonhead
5am. eating orange slices and a banana. hearts pounding. beautiful pots morning.
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iF A DaVe aIn't fUcKiNg cOoL, wHaT Is hE?
sometimes i wish i was from a timeline where troll pregnancy is possible a breeding fetish seems like a fun thing to have but i just cant get into it #nsfw
WAH! Ancestor has been so gOuOd to me making me this cute!! I can't wait to show everyone Ai-chan's full form! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
Watch me down two cups of koolaid and then piss straight orange.
꒰dom slenderman be like cum to my pages . is this anything #nsfw꒱
leave it to any variant of rose to do shit just to spite me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c6c3328fe03.jpg
Haha nooo don't kill yourself your ass if too fatᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b571e3558dc.jpg #nsfw
- Oh, wow! Seeing you folks drop those anonymmous submmission traps remminded mme of sommething I need to finish Working on... 🤣🤣 https://i.ibb.co/5hYj45pT/immage.png
which of these wizards is your favorite ? there is no wrong answer here. https://file.garden/acoJHBVugnRof3pa/wizards.png
hvw#prgxv#txdqwxp#ihччh#srwhvw fhчwh#txlg#vlw/#qhvflwxч/#vhg#Yhчxp#hvw Ydogh#Yhчxp#hvw hw#krf#hvw#shvvlpxp
of course there is just have to take the time to weedb out the dbadb ones
∙☾__☽ don't make this FUCKING WEIRD i'll still do IT CAUSE I DON'T CARE BUT
> NORMALIZE DOXXING PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE. > "e-erm! ackshully that's not a good thing t-to d—" > 235.67.3455
>>>( #VulnerableTarget )
FE/T CUTE MIGHT BEAT HISS ASSSS /ATER >83 #VIO/ENCE#OUTG/UTMASQUERADE#FUCKYOU HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/Y23ZH9XM/FEE/ING-CUTE-MIGHT-BEAT-HIM-UP-/ATER-2.PNG
Now this truly is a measure of betrayal.
my day be so fine then boom little dude in a trolls hoodie shows up on my doorstep and asks me to talk to a younger dirk again the fuck is paradox space
I WAS STARTING TO THINK THAT ROMCOM BULLSHIT WASN'T REAL, BUT HOLY SHIT. IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
me fr https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33289a83d869.png
>:33 < nyo way!! >:33 < i've b33n calling mew dave fur so long... :33 < i'm sorry fur messing up!
hm since im just kinda there maybe i should try making a memospace respiteblock... kinda like how kar did.. maybe just one for karkat and i to be able to be in when needed
My badges should be the following Verified Gay Supports Yaoi Himbo (will make a custom badge)
I’m on Chittr with my 8OO8S out. #epic #nsfw
then quite literally go fuck yourself LMAO
Had some milk and cookies! :)
꒰petplay but i run into the street and get hit by a ≼ar #nsfw ?????꒱
not me! i was woofposting!! :D
heh, nd bai "it" i mean 😏 mai pemnjs #nsfw
((Alright, okay. Info. Need info. Crow Strider, from CSAU! Post-comic, my own take on life after it all went down. He's about 22, 23, and has spent most of his time chilling on Earth-C. Open to shipping if people mesh well, no weird family shit though. Canon welcome and OCs highly encouraged to come say hello. Crow doesn't bite! Probably. NOT official, not affiliated formally with Meraki! Just a fan having fun. Welcome to the page, it's all gonna be nonsense! )) https://file.garden/agjaQwT8lA0HwqXg/crowIcon.png
I AM SO FUCKING CONVINCED I'M IN SOME KIND OF RUT OR SOMETHING BECAUSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE. I AM /SO/ FUCKING HORNY. HOLY FUCK I NEED SOMEONE TO BE BULGE-DEEP IN ME RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOG. #NSFW
i’ve been trying for forget this song since i heard it the first time. i also blame my version of you for me hearing it.
… you know i picked turntechgodbeheaded to keep with tg but suddenly i have remembered dirk exists and maybe i should change that actually that feels cruel #lmaowhoops
WELL OF COURSE YOU'D THINK IT IS FUNNY!!!! YOU THRIVE OFF OF THE MISERY OF THE INNOCENT!!! YOU ARE JUST LIKE MASTER SHAKE!!!!
1F 1T W3R3N'T CONS1D3R3D PUBL1C 1ND3C3NCY MY T1TS WOULD B3 OUT 24/7 #SUGG3ST1V3 #NSFW
n0 wait i fucking got it duh. #stackedsaturday. this is in n0 way inspired by the sudden group 0f them i just don't really have many left. https://64.media.tumblr.com/f94a04f014028a0eae843c7b7ec2c21a/44c159220049cb1e-6e/s1280x1920/8bcba6f56d42299762b0c3a497e74e19c7ec2a3d.png #nsfw
concept: kisses everywhere other than the lips watching them with fluttering breath as their lips press to each of your knuckles turning your hand over to kiss your palm up over your wrists forearm to bicep teeth grinding over your shoulder to end with a trail of kisses over your collarbone giving your neck a few marks before pressing their lips to your cheeks your nose gliding to each side to peck your ears one for each horn before the dip lower chest ribs stomach each hip bone tongue teasing over your thighs as you feel a laugh rumble against your skin when they begin to zone in on the ache between them they go lower before giving it to you your knees to your ankles guiding your foot up to their lips to kiss the back lips pressing to each toe reverently as they stare up at you with a small smile returning to the top to start all over again (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, body worship, flushpale, flushcoded, palecoded, pale pails, overstimulation, teasing, for the yearners, #nsfw, suggestive but thats not the point of this one if im being honest with you, <><3, quadsmearing, troll/troll, archive rating: M)
i see ... i regret this
>>| cause this conversation you .are having, .a barkbeast yapping .onto .each .other, .is going nowhere. .ans .one .of you .actually .enjoys .it, while the .other .is blindfolded.
:33< mew all are horny tonight... :33< good k33p it up makes shipping easipurr :33< #nsfw
[a video. it shows a large grassy field, with some sort of glass dome covering the entire sky. theres a grunt from someone just off-screen and a greatsword spins in an arc. "fetch boy" comes a monotone voice, with just a hint of anticipation underneath it. the sword flies further, and further, and further, and then- with a green flash, becquerel appears in the sky, grabbing the hilt of the sword in his jaws. theres a blur, the telltale sign of a flashstep, and what appears to be a dave wearing a highlighter green wife-beater, too big basketball shorts, and kamina shades appears next to bec. he clashes his katana against becs sword with a grunt, and bec growls in return. the two of them trade blows, over and over, teleporting and flashstepping all over the arena. both seem like theyre dueling with intent to kill. the video lasts for over ten minutes with both parties barely seeming to tire. the battle reaches its conclusion with one final clash of blades, both combatants squarely on the ground. dude grits his teeth and leans in, bec growls and pushes back. dude suddenly rotates his hold and slashes upwards, sending becs greatsword flying. dude jumps into the air, grabs it, spins like hes about to throw a shotput, and shouts, "fetch!" bec teleports to go fetch. dude does not throw the sword. he lets it fall to the ground where it impales the dirt, then falls down after it. in a few moments bec returns with an annoyed huff. dude kneels down next to him and gives him some well-deserved scritches. he glances towards the camera and the feed suddenly ends.]
I recently learned. That f you have hiccups there is a pressure point to cure them. You have to place two fingers on either side of your temples. and push. And then breathe. It works #substance
:33< get with it old man! :33< *the mighty huntress does a sick skateboard trick and absomewtely b33fs landing face furst on concrete and just nyat getting up*
I am thinking aboUt sea Urchins! There are some species whose common names are "Boring Urchin". DUe to their habit of bUrrowing. Or boring. Into coral and rock sUrfaces. BUt. That is not the first definition yoU woUld think of when yoU hear the word "boring"! It is a little sad. They are not Uninteresting creatUres! They shoUld be called the "Exciting Urchin"! Instead. Haha! ・・・𝛾
i don’t say this often but… hear me out on markiplier #nsfw
some of u mad odd and u t)(ink u quirky wit it
Lickin the shaft AND the bawlz! #nsfw
tell me how does a girl like me get into you? https://i.ibb.co/lhzzc9xk/untitled391-20260514202147.png #nsfw #suggestive #needaproducerplz
I won Cards Against Humanity and he didn't even see my thirst chitts after I ingested Opium. This is a huge day for me.
i think the alcoholics of chitr should start a support group and by that i mean we get together once a week and go bar hopin adter pretending were gonna fix our shit for 10 minutes over shitty coffee #substance
8=8 > my hungry ass could not be a lusus
Do you want one of my nausea pills?
pop some pepto big dawg
k next time i host cah i think ill use the cutstom deck with the og deck instead of the expansion decks idk if ppl like the expansions as much but the custom chittr deck is a must
₍^. .^₎⟆ https://cdn.!mgchest.com/f!lesss/43ddf07a168a.png What does th!sS mean?꠹
:33< great joke
Same... (Also to make the embed work proper you gotta have the .png or .jpg at the end of the link and it'll work!)
wow, you must be. you’re the chittr master.
you ever go to reply to something in a genuine and positive way only to realize no wording will sound sincere or nice?
thin vriska's are overrated and a dime a dozen, more people should get a pair of balls and go for the real gold, fat bitches like me (you cant have me tho im already taken haha losers >;]) ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
Chases after you dramatically, only to flip you off when you actually turn around. ((ooc: lmao no problem))
dont know if ive said this before but its all been downhill since i learned the tooth fairy isnt real
so uh, i kinda noticed something funny and maybe this is a little awkward… but @castigatedgement , why are you green? is that your slimer cosplay? ha ha. good bit, bro.
Dude this is... Terrible. ((OOC: lmaaooooo i love it. u should use the bark fart combo next))
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new cormac cormac 3 even https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebef50c5d9a5.png
yeah and its you
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My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery.
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I hope we see each other in our dreams. Goodnight.
you are intelligible
VANTAS HERE: THAT'S A FUCKING HUMAN, DIPSHIT. THEY TEND TO NOT HAVE BLACKROM FEELINGS FOR PEOPLE, LET ALONE PITCH.
stop by a dairy queen and get him a mint choc ice cream or something, get dessert for yourself too of course.