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YOURE in her dms pinin for a taste of her forbidden fruit shes in MY dms treatin me despicably and callin me names wwe are not the same #nsfww
does she call you #erichud
I love pissing people off.
Hey (yoou get swept ooff yoour feet by my sexual aura)
jesus christ gotta catch my breath why on a site thats got everything tagged #nsfw do i get fuckin railroaded for having an opinion about ketchup of all things
࿔˖˚.⋆ ಄H! I dunn಄಄಄಄ squint y಄u l಄಄k like y಄u'd be stinky KEHEHHEHE!!!! ⋆.˚˖࿔
im being surprised all over the place like wtf where my ketchup endorsers even AT
I NEED TO STP DOIGN THIS SHIT
do you ever just crave ketchup so you pick a food based on that more than anything else just as long as its a vehicle for the ketchup
you signed your own death warrant the moment you made an account, man. striders are gonna do what striders do best: make the worst possible decision available. usually with complete confidence! no amount of advance warning can stop you guys from marching headfirst into looking like a buncha clowns.
1m just 4 b1g f4t f4t g4y b4st4rd wh0 c4n’t d0 4nyth1ng r1ght 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ♪͙͘͡ ★
don't send that post that's been sitting in your drafts. don't do it. i know there's a big, inviting button on your screen that's practically begging to help you embarrass yourself in front of the entire world. but i need some of you to remember there's another button sitting right next to it. it says "cancel." that button wants what's best for you. that button is your real best friend. :B
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Yes, that's Tro+ll Vo+gue. ((Credit: neko+zneko+))
i agree
When you stub your toe, you say "yowie" - which sounds like 'yaoi' of course. Because deep down you know that's what would fix your pain.
okay i’m done spiraling i’m so cool
:33 < want me to transpurrtalize mew some meats?
some people just be doin that
primordial pouch thats it thats the chit
Ever thought of just not 8eing sweaty? Tends to help.
no one nor anyone can put me down today. feelin tall as fuck. although im short accordin to people. >:P
cann i be really cuute for a seconnd?
#yourpenis
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THUNDER8OLTS AND LIGHTNING. A VERY VERY FRIGHTENING THING!
xx_SCARAMOUCHE_SCARAMOUCHE_WILL_YUO_DO_DA_FANDANGO_xD_xx
Your input is appreciated Dave.
8oo8s, 8oo8ies, tits, tidders, titties, spheres, rumplespheres, melons, honkers, a pair of 8adonkers perchance. 8osom, 8ust, glands, milkers, sweater puppies, udders, tig ol' 8itties, knockers, rack, air-8ags, hooters, or8s, some swingers, ta-tas. Thank you for reading.
ykw fair enough
࣪⊹₊˚{ {rattle rattle} omg, like, heyyyy! }*u*{ {rattle rattle} ....helloooo???? arent you going to like, let me in???? hiiii....! }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ can i come in? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ <3 + <> = let me in, <3< + c3< = keep me out #cullquette #b+e #VOTE }˚₊⊹ ࣪
OK I think I blacked out or some SHIT but I had some cluckbeast nuggets and I'm GOOD MEDICAL care is for BITCHES actually disregard my last CHIT
anyways were playin gartic phone rn and im laughin so hard hope some1 shares the cronus jupscare
A need has been created in me. And possibly a lot of Terezis out there.
are you albino or are you just the palest whitey ever dude
cool hoodie though
D---> I need boy nook...I need HIS boy nook now! #nsfw #yaoi #yearning
FUCK YOU D4V3 DON'T T4LK TO M3 3V3R 4G41N!!! >:[ UNL3SS 1T 1S ON 4 *N3W* 4CCOUNT
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[MM] is now Online i.... did it? i think?
.never have i wished so badly before that there was a delete post button on this websitE
▼▼not one, but two breakfast cigarettes▲▲ #substance
token i ate the horse again chit
Remem8er: Arson is always an answer. Or murder. Or flirting your way out of the situ8ion. Yeah, those 3.
I do not know of this place known as "OUtglUt". BUt! Speaking of nUclear weaponry! It is believed that the giant catfish in nUclear falloUt zones have grown to sUch a size becaUse of the radiation. BUt. That is actUally incorrect! They are large becaUse they have no natUral predators. Are not fished or eaten by trolls. And. Are freqUently fed by toUrists! They seem to like bread the most. Haha. ・・・𝛾
I do not judge any alternative versions of myself for any partners they choose to have, they are adults and they know what they are doing. That being said, some of you need to respect yourself more. (Crazy coming from me I know) Genuinely some of you Rose's need better taste in men. Women wise I have yet to see a version of me fuck that up so congratulations. Genuinely though SOME of the versions of me that are into Men genuinely feel like they look more for a partner that treats them like an object rather than someone who actually cares about them. I don't care if you like men please just find one that respects you and treats you as an equal and not just as a tool. I feel something similar can be said about partners who you aren't romantically interested in but rather physically, but I'm not getting into that right now. Please just respect yourself some more, you deserve it. #suggestive(?)
i may not have the proof right now, but i just know you copped fake bands off temu.
do i like pickles? no i actively loath them do i want to buy a pickle from the Pickle Priest? yes absolutely but what would i do with a loathsome pickle?
honestly im more impressed at the dexterity of the spread than the spread itself! :P
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no one wwants to see you throwwin ass wwe wwant to see you try your damndest to lick the bottom of your owwn feet #nsfww #toepostin
i like dat #yaoi where they bring out the worst in each other
why do we want to nuke the outglut 20 timess? •:?
>＃NUKEOUTGLUT20TIMES
oh we break the laws of attraction! got a case of rock minerals love! :3
i keep offering my throat like love iss ssomething that feedss. you only kissss it. i don't know what to do with mercy. #poetry
this yiffy gal! she told me what gaslightin was and now pretends she doesnt know! :3 susbajjsjsjdrocksouphdjdjsk
somethiiing in my aaaass ooooh oooooo oooo #nsfw
so true dave hey wait a minute
Today I'm feeling like more of a menace than usual. I know, surprising, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse! ::::)
Early morning weed or early morning rum, decisions, decisions. #substances
When shawty nook game so strong it makes you spazz out like a rat with the plague having an epileptic seizure while standing. Then you know it's really peak.
bad newws about the light at the end a the tunnel its me the gatekeeper a heavven and baby aint no one gettin in
:33 < call him mega gay
doobah
not to me not tryin to toot my owwn horn but yeah you SHOULD be jealous
#pawwjobfriday just dont havve the panache
another wwasted friday wwhere the rest of you degenerate slugs refuse to acknowwledge it as #footjobfriday or i guess for the more alliterativve among us #footfuckfriday #nsfww #toepostin
i miss them
:33 < *ac is making some furry impurrtant updates to her #earth-tships chart!!* x33 < and i gotta say, this is one of my favorites :33 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/598f9ce0be7f.png
sometimes you just gotta glance a dude in the peepers. man.
You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! If you can believe it, it is Friday once again! The skies are blue and the wind is mild, and we’re alive to experience it all! This morning we’ve got the Dave Brubeck Quartet for ya with “Unsquare Dance”. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
QUIT STARIN AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL EYES
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
its a metaphor for picking you up and turning in a circle while hugging you. :(
I'd fuck a horrorterror if it em8raced me so. Don't test me.
OH I THINK. I THINK I NEED TO GO TO BED ACTUALLY. I ALL OF A SUDDEN GOT REALLY SAD AND FEEL LIKE I WANNA START SOBBING. OKAY.
you look very scoop and spinnable. :)
ssomeone get thiiss guy blaack contaactss aassaap
youu are very vivid.
Huh, first time in a long time saying this to any Strider, 8ut........ Cute. ::::)
HOLY FUCK MY EYES.
Daddy Serket isn't pleased, kitten.
i can get pregnant and be a man WHAAAT WHO SAID THAAATTT...
that badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school chevy seven-trey donkey donk (yeah) all i need is some vodka and some chonky coke and watch, shit gon' get donkey konged baby, if you're ready for things to get heavy i get on the floor and act a fool if you let me, dale don't believe me, just bet me my name ain't keith but i see why you sweat me la, miami, new york say no more, get on the floor (woo) jennifer lopez, pitbull - on the floor
this post suck's even as a joke actually
> 1t 12 a trad1t1onal part of h1ghblood Honor Duel2. You gr1nd your t1p2 aga1n2t one another to te2t the g1ve of the 2word2 and en2ure the qual1ty of one’2 metal and mettle. #2ugge2t1ve ??? <
II liike piickiing aat my sscaabss aand eaatiing them #giirldiinner
c< NaH, dONt wOrry, aNytHiNg is pOssible, if yOu try Hard eNOugH >c
Despica8le Meth minions 8e like:
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/[ > also i may or may not feed my moirail every time i see him in hopes that he will become big and fat ok i admit it #quadrants /]
honk shoo honk shoo mimimi
this my goat right here
weed my one true love #substance
@TUFFTECHGOONHEAD I'M A FEW HOURS LATE BUT. BITES YOU.
@TUFFTECHGOONHEAD TOMORROW. 3 PM. I'M BITING YOU.
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simple pinned post! cronus ampora / "babe" purely because i thought it was funny. she/her i just think we need more women that suck. the profile picture is lady gaga in drag.
ONLY FOR CURIOUS.
zzz whuh whuzzat napped for like a good amount of the day today feelin. a lil bleh? mm dont love that gotta seek out some yummy dinner. thatll cheer me up. anyone got any ideas
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[$IGH I HAVEN'T FELT $EXY IN $O LONG...DOE$ THI$ MEAN IM #UN# AND NOT #$EXY ANYMORE?]
Okay, so, just watched Monsters Inc, and I have had only 1 question in my mind the entire time. You all know that one slud-monster lady that gives Mike his paperwork? And do you know how she 8asically slimes a8out the place, leaving a green goo trail? Alright, cool, so the question is, does that mean her nook is like... On the 8ottom of her slug 8ottom half, and that's the reason she snail-trails everywhere? That suction must go insano-style too. This slussy got me acting real strange.
no you wont dude i know from personal experience the longer you stay awake the less you feel tired. lay tf down with your eye's closed and eventually your body will take a hint man
dude sleep
Who legit plays Clash Royal on this site?
I'M SO GREEDY PLEASE
id like some :3
shoes. on fleek. shoes. totally squeak.
Peter
YOU'RE
IMNOT GOING CRAZY FOR NOT SEEIN SAM IM NOT GOIN GINGEBREAD FOR WATER IM NOT AWOGA UGA BUGA
CAN I WATCH
yeah i havve kids btww they look just like me right? heh... right? they used to be grubs but now they havve grub scars https://i.postimg.cc/8cqfW0gN/IMG-2336.png
👀👀👀👀
yo broski tried to message so it wasnt public but like dont forget to be taggin your shit my man
1C4N7F33L7H3FL00R4NYM0R3
why the fuck do you have a plush of one of those tempura douchebag's
you_can_try_to_bury_the_boy_kissing_post_but_we_all_saw_it_.
>+. """NEW""" .+<
one sheet twwo sheep three sheep four sheep fivve sheep
HELL YES HAHA WOW MUST'VE BEEN THE WIND JEEZ.
it's so hot out today that i did 1 manual chore and got so nauseous I gagged #NotABeautifulDay #NowIHaveAHeadache
OH FUCK I'M STILL SCHEDULED TO BITE THAT GUY
ME TOO.
#piningmoment Before Open Mic Ig, Suppose It'll Set The Mood For Some Of My Songs. Anyway, Fuck These Are Old Now Cuz I Don't Have Any Good Recent Ones But Man. literally Why Is So Beautiful For Huh? #gonnalethimdownagainbut #cestlavie
gruuhhguess whooo just gooot aaa few caaaegers in coooin aaand aaa sum raaandooom shit?? meeee im sooo green im ecooo prooogressive #beaaachselfie https://i.ibb.cooo/jZQhMnHS/IMG-7599.png https://i.ibb.cooo/572bsyM/IMG-7600.jpg(¬ºཀ°)¬
*scratches my ass on the tl*
be wwho you are for your pride i guess
@arsenicCatturbate if im bein quite honest im a switch leanin towward being a bottom or a pilloww princess Jegus thats embarrassin to answwer but i did say ill be honest right? https://i.postimg.cc/WzBbKwCQ/IMG-0546.jpg https://forms.gle/DWwVoaiSE15uupvRA
:33 < i wanna squ33ze him until he pops
you need to CULL YOURSELF NOWW... #violence https://i.postimg.cc/1XT6RdYc/IMG-9764.png
MY NAME IS DAVVID DAD I WWANT SOME ICE CREAM THAT IS MY NAME DAVVID I WWANT ANOTHER DAVVID WWHERE IS MY BALLLL IM RUNNIN OUT ON THE ROAD THERE IS A CAR AND IT IS GOIN TO HIT ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #reference
so sorry for ur loss
I think they all like me I dont knoww just a little hunch probably https://i.postimg.cc/mZVmW2Zc/IMG-9778.png
hey bro. from me to you.
OH GOD AND HERE IT IS AGAIN TO REAR ITS UGLY HEAD JUST AS I FUCKING LIVE AND BREATHE. ARE WE BACK TO THIS BULLSHIT? ARE ASK BOXES BACK IN VOGUE WITH YOU DESPERATE ATTENTION GRUBBING FUCKS? YOU'RE SO DESPERATE FOR SYCOPHANTS CLAWING UP YOUR WASTE CHUTES THAT I CAN BARELY TRAWL THE TIMELINE WITHOUT SEEING SOMEONE *BEGGING* TO HAVE THEIR BOX PUMPED FULL OF QUESTIONS. ARE YOU PEOPLE TRULY THAT IN NEED OF TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF? PICK UP A FUCKING PEN AND WRITE A MEMOIR LIKE THE REST OF US.
#CW-JOB-MENTION #CW-EMPLOYMENT
breakfast noodle.
🍳🥞🧇🥓🍽️🥳
sup davey
welcome back!
SLEEEEEEEPPP GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEPPP GRAHAHAGHHHH GYEEAAAGHHHGGHHH SCREAMS IN UR EAR UNTIL U FALL ASLEEP!!!!!!!!!!
GO TO SLEEP YOUVE BEEN AWAKE FOR THE ENTIRE MIDNIGHT UNTIL MORNING
get some slep my guy
thats so mothrfriggin cute omg!!!
omg i love the stupid lil smirk lmao thank you thank you thaank youuuuu <333
is me :d
ah fuck it might as well throw my theoretical hat in the ring cuz im bored. u can ignore if ya want heheh
bark (hi)
This is extraordinary! You’ve given me eyebrows with character. Thats no small feat.
moray peeps s)(ould b drawin me all t)(e time ftr
S)(—ELL Y—EA! u got my smug ass smirk buoy good job 3B-]
If the offer genuinely extends to shameless self-portraits i confess i should very much like to throw my hat into the ring. Only if you fancy it of course! Id hate to abuse such generosity.
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best art is art u get fore free s)(ell yea do it
Sweet! Fresh spank-8ank material! Thanks 8ro.
500. Cigarettes. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5ce6772313fd.gif
Oh to be a little cat whose every budding thought is immediately smothered beneath an avalanche of social media, cheap dopamine, questionable substances, and whatever other modern marvels weve devised to avoid five uninterrupted minutes alone with ourselves. Ghastly existence of course. Wonderfully effective though.
This is a Strider post of a lifetime.
[HOW IT FEEL$ LIKE TO HOP ON #HITTR FIR$T THING IN THE DU$K]
are you ju2t now formiing that hypothe2ii2 now troll Eiin2teiin?
Don't mention it! ::::)
On a real note? No meme a8out it? Try hanging from like, a 8ar that's a8ove your head high enough so your feet don't touch the ground when hanging, and hang off of it, then simply relax while holding onto it, should decompress that fucker real good (especially if it's lower 8ack pain). That's what I do after a good ol' sail and plunder.
Exactly! So glad we understand eachother, Strider. >::::)
Going to a fuck fest only to do a copious amount of drugs is my fucking mantra. I AM the afterparty.
saw someone who was built like a granola bar.
OK SLEEPING NOW CYA IN LIKE 2 HOURS DONT DO ANYTHING SUPER SILLY WITHOUT ME zzzzzzzzz
no one said it out loud but ik ppl askin for it hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooooooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooooooooooooonkhooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooonkhooooonkhoooonkhooonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK
TH3 ONLY CORR3CT 4NSW3R! >B]
wAy i bE DoIn iT, iT LiKe fUcKiNg sHoUlD Be (O:
doing gods work man. bring's a mf tear to a dogs eye
its not rlly like. official enough to consider it a sport in my mind. cuz sports have all these rules and silly stupid lil things they got to make em sports. jacking off is fun as hell bc you can just do it whenever. i could be doing it while typing this whole thing right now super easily! in like a trillion different ways!
BRUH.
if it is then its the only good sport. the fuck even is sport's. its like. some dude has a ball.
#TRUTHNUKE
F4YGO, 1N F1V3, FOUR, THR33 TWO--
some of you may need. +o see a professional.
all my food is turning #purple dude
lOtTa mOtHeRfUcKeRs sEeM To sHaRe tHeIr fAcE So wEnT AnD GrAbBeD ThIs ((aRt bY NoIsYkOaLa))
Apparently I passed the 5k kult thresh9ld with9ut even n9ticing. 9f c9urse, I n9rmally pay n9 attenti9n t9 things like kult, kull, 9r f9ll9wer c9unt, as these are meaningless metrics designed t9 divide us and s9w disc9rd am9ng 9ur c9mmunity. It's 6y pure c9incidence that I happened t9 n9tice t9night. I certainly d9n't kn9w what recent p9st 9f mine pushed me t9 5k, and surely it has n9thing t9 d9 with that manga. Anyway, despite the *extreme* unimp9rtance 9f kult t9 my 9nline presence, I have t9 admit that it is kind 9f nice t9 kn9w that pe9ple are engaging with my w9rk s9 regularly. F9r that reas9n, I have decided I sh9uld d9 s9mething t9 cele6rate this achievement. I'm just n9t sure what yet. If any9ne has any suggesti9ns, please let me kn9w either in a c9mment 6el9w, in a DM, 9r in my #Ask69x that I will 6e linking 6el9w. As always, 6e mindful 9f y9ur tags, and kn9w that I reserve the right t9 refuse t9 answer anything as I s9 ch99se. #TheMeaningless9fCele6rati9ns #KultIsUnimp9rtant #6utSinceWeAreHere #KultMilest9neCele6rati9n #Suggesti9ns #TakingSuggesti9ns #SelfC9ngratulati9n #Asks #KankrisAsk69x #QnA #An9nym9us https://f9rms.gle/q98m4PsJSynW6HG77
A LOT OF TROLLS DON'T KNOW THIS BUT YOUR HORNS ARE SO SOFT WHEN YOU HATCH THAT THEY'RE BENDY AND sometimes the jades move them to look wonky like a hilarious drink-sipping utensil i do that
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life is too short to only paint your nails black branch out and also help me pick a color
YOU REALLY HAVE TO RIDE A FINE LINE WHEN IT COMES TO FISH STICKS. COOK THEM BASTARDS TOO LONG AND YOU HAVE THE WORLD'S CRUNCHIEST FOSSIL TO GET THROUGH- BUT COOK THEM NOT ENOUGH AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN FOR THE WORLD'S SLIMIEST, MOST DISGUSTING EXPERIENCE EVER CONCOCTED. ALL THIS TO SAY, I STRUCK THE FORMER PROBLEM TODAY AND GOD DO I FUCKING REGRET POWERING THROUGH TO EAT THOSE. THERE WERE ONLY SIX OF THEM BUT EACH ONE FELT LIKE AN INSURMOUNTABLE FUCKING EXODUS TO GET THROUGH. FUCK EVER TRYING TO COOK IN THE HOUSE EVER AGAIN I'M JUST GONNA KEEP GOING OUT TO EAT.
sup. i.m grease.
“LIMP BISCṴIT”: CORRECT VIS A VIS HIS STATEMENTS ON THE “HE SAID SHE SAID BṴLLSHIT”
Repeat After Me. " I Will Tag My Nsfw And Nsfwe Accordingly. I Am Responsible With The Information I Dole Out To Strangers Online, And Know When It Is Appropriate To Do So. ".
NEVER TRUZT HIGHBLOODZ THEYRE ALL AWFUL AND ZTUPID AND EVIL #DIRECTPOZTING
hello its me?
you goddamn fool https://i.postimg.cc/ZRvf9fg8/image.png
yeah what you gonna do cry at me about your stupid ass boyfriend who left you or some fuck
can every other dave stop bouncing on my bros chits thats my job as his number one hype man youre putting me out of a job hes going to fucking fire me
my post was not an invitation for every dave on the platform to come give their stupid input especially if the stupid input is not actually relevant to my post and is just making fun of me. you will all be dealt with.
genuinely howw im rollin up to #boysnight right noww
meet my homie prawnye west https://i.postimg.cc/sxbDPtQL/IMG-3256.jpg
Hello?? Fat fetish artist? I would like a drawing of my favorite anime character...... RUNNING ON A TREADMILL!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'M PROUD OF YOU. (:B
nice! :D whats healthy look like for you?
I care!
tryin 2 figure out if im under or overstumulated
i'm lightheaded and miserable seems like a theme with dave variants tonight
GOODNIGHT....
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/761WjBr8/image-2⧃26-⧃6-25-⧃43151334.png THE M⧃UNTAIN IS FREE T⧃ RUN AR⧃UND AND R⧃AM F⧃R A WHILE HE WILL BE FR⧃LICKING THR⧃UGH THE FIELDS #nsfw
Behold.
ok but being real here thats a shit ton of striders i dont know if you can have too many striders but if you can its too late at night to figure it out but we should figure out how many is to many but another day not now it can be like some shitty ass science experiment #substance
to balance out the feed and free yall from yet another dave im headin back into dance prac because at least one of us has a hobby
The striders always have s⚣mething interesting g⚣ing ⚣n 030 I ap⚣l⚣gize f⚣r reacting t⚣ s⚣ many ⚣f y⚣ur c⚣nv⚣s and spamming y⚣ut n⚣tificati⚣ns
aw man my messed up sleep schedule messed up my nightly BARK streak :( boooooooo…… rk
wwho is davve and wwhy are there fifteen a them
fEeL LiKe fUcKiN SoMeOnE ElSe's mAtE ToNiGhT (o:
and this is exactly the type of shit i was meaning when i said things going good briefly meant things would go down south soon and honestly ever mentioning that at all probably guaranteed it to happen so thats on me for saying anything
woah its strider central tonight!! hi striders :D
WRONG. COLOSSAL.
see?? 1 kept tell1ng people "tuff" vwas gonna make a comeback!
bluh… my sleep schedule is so fucked up right now… one of many things that are wonky with me right now but that one is particularly unhelpful
all i could ask for in life is to hug all of my friends at once :)
you ever stay awake for 32 hours straight and start missing him again? ha yeah me neither
ARE YOU DESCRIBING MY BULGE.
JUICY WATERMELON GUMMY.
@TUFFTECHGOONHEAD IS THERE SOMETHIN' YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS?
A gentle nudge towards the community! In order to afford greater clarity and understanding, a few alterations have been made to the verbiage of the required tags page (OOC and IC) on the website. The biggest change is the "CW" tag now spoilers your message in the same fashion as the #NSFW tag. This ensures that users can avoid exposure to bright flashing lights or materials that could be objectionable while scrolling. It also prevents the necessity of using the NSFW tag as a means of maintaining decency on otherwise SFW posts. As a reminder, there will inevitably be content featured by the community on the website that some may find objectionable, morally dubious, dark, or even patently a tea from a cupboard unlike anything resembling one's own. My affinity for the Great Old Ones is tragically known to be other than universal, and for that, I tag my content responsibly. It will be the expectation leveled loftily with all shoulders that each individual chooses to block, ignore, or ic block any accounts that post content that may be found especially troublesome, triggering, or disheartening. If you are exposed to material that is not properly tagged, or violates a specific site rule, such harassment, impersonation of another individual, or an underaged character - fictional or otherwise - please submit a ticket to the moderation team, and we will be happy to assist at the earliest convenience. In addition, we have also pushed a much-requested feature update. Color wheels now work in direct messages as well. If you set a color on another user's profile, that incantation-like change will take effect even in the confines of private intermingling of words. You may chat feverishly into the wee hours of wonderful nightmares concocted betwixt one another, eyes unmarred by unflattering color contrast. Thank you again for your part in making Chittr the best community it can be. We are grateful for your continually cherished presence. #GreatOldOnes #NSFW #NSFWE #NewRequiredTags #Feral #Teratophilia #CW-HORROR #SlightUpdate #CenturyOfProsperity #ColorWheelFix #SiteUpdates #WitchChittr #ScryingOrbInsights
(V)(',,')(V) i dont leag℧e transdlate this in ovw
/nobody does it 𝐋ike her fucccccc she's goated fr https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝐋es/22dfabcde630.jpg
HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT THE FACT A DAVE LIKED THOSE CHITTS OF MINE...
3> Learned this song on guitar. Quite a nice duo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMlp3BOyAKY <3
« 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴𝔫 »
due to physical hindrances you will have to stack bagels on it instead of donuts. hope you can understand #nsfw
No genuinely like every fucking time i have to block a new dave or dirk it’s usually a strider im so fucking tired//
I refuse to believe that I'm the only one who doesn't.
o| DoEs eVeRy dAvE PoSt aBoUt iNcEsT, wHy iS It aLwAyS A DaVe #iNcEsT #mEnTiOn-nOt-aCtIvE |o
(・ヘ・= ?)～ < MEW KNOW, I DIDN'T REALLY EXPECT THAT TO GAIN ANY TRACTION! ～( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝) < I GUESS I HAVE TO GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT, RIGHT? (⸝⸝¬`⩊´¬⸝⸝)~ < I'LL TELL MEW WHAT: HOW ABOUT I DROP A FEW EFURRY NIGHT OR SO? KINDA LIKE HOW PURRBEASTS LIKE BRINGING GIFTS! (人´∀｀) < SOOOOOOOOO, TONIGHT'S FURST OTP IS... ～(=^･ω･^=) < KARKAT ♥️♦️ SOLLUX ! :33 ．☆．。．:*･
DIRT. DIRT AND GRASS
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < trying so hard to k33p my eyes open
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0ae1d595eb8.jpg
REAL SHIT.
it can if you want it to
yall ever been poor enough to eat paper
Hehe… ☆ Curse from earlïer revoked! ☆ Ï suppose ï should be more kïnd… ☆
OOC:((hey soooooo I'm working on a little video for chittr, if you have any really funny post I should add to it link it on this post (inlcudes replies, keep it short though)))
GU£SS WHO I MAIN!!! LOL!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/£8c2£b19196a.png
i rly appreciate da comments guys it made me feel rly happy 2 post stuff like dat 8888)
Pchooo! ☆ Now youre cursed! ☆ Hehe… ☆
1 l0v3 50llux m4n, 1 f0und h1m 83h1nd 4 94r8493 81n 1n 4n 4ll3yw4y 4nd d3c1d3d 70 k33p h1m.
i get rly self conscious sumtimes wen i post content of myself bc of my arms i used 2 fink dey were rly ugly but ive come to accept dem to a certain extent... still i get a wee bit nervous even doe i feel confident in da moment lollll ok well 'ere is a pic i 'ope it's cool 2 u. nuffin super out dere but taggin jus in case
1 w45n’7 v3ry cl34r 0r191n4lly 8u7 7h47 w45 0n purp053 l0l. 8u7 y34h n0, 17 r34lly 15. C0mp 0v3rw47ch 15 N07 Fuck1n9 900d l0l. H3’ll r3c0v3r 3v3n7u4lly.
real striders do both. #multitrackdrifting
OBLITERATING ME IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED.
PLEASE OBLITERATE ME. 🥺
STRIDERS PLEASE HMU. #NEEDDAT
What ever came of the twink obliteration? Was it successful?
Off the train! My taxi parked all the way on the other end of the train station parking lot though so i had to cross the whole lot in pouring rain with a bunch of heavy luggage. Im drenched now. :(
im tired i want to take a million naps forever and not open my eyes for a long time
self improvement is overrated, i like who i am
reading is magical smuppetdougandfuzzball https://i.postimg.cc/pL2MLxyL/sdafb-1.jpg
Just watched two guys PASSION8LY kiss at a food stall and it’s like yeah it’s june or whatever 8ut could you take it somewhere else may8e idk. Fuck it. Good fries #selfie
swaggy coming out post congrats
congratulations.
you ever eat to the point of being stuffed that you dissociate?
MAYBE.
I AM GOING TO STICK MY CLAW SO FAR UP YOUR WASTECHUTE THAT I SCRATCH AT THE INNER PARTS OF YOUR ACID TUBES YOU COCKSHITTING NUBSQUEEZING DICKWAD. FUCK RIGHT OFF.
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
do you know what it feelss like? to sspend your entire life trying to become ssofter. ssmaller. eassier to keep around. only for ssomeone to look at you and decide you are sstill too much. •:(
i fucking hate this j0b s0me idi0ts engine expl0ded fr0m d0ing a burn0ut in 0ur parking l0t. https://i.p0stimg.cc/qmpf1jdq/screensh0t-20260530-041024.png #sevenelevenp0sting
I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT PEEL AND CUT YOUR APPLES FOR YOU, STRIDER. YOU DON'T HAVE SHIT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.
o| BaLd |O
become the puffball
Lots of things going on tonight, 8ut certainly nothing 8etter than #VTMB! It's time for MELANCHOLY MONDAY, all you sad and hopeless! Surely this couldn't POSSI8LY make it any worse! ::::D https://hyperbeam.com/i/w3FMKaB8
hey man can you do me a solly (short for solid)
sometimes i forget that im still supposed to work on my game... oh well!
super mario 64.
hhhnghhhngnn jerking hhhnim off from behhhnind and hhhnearing hhhnim pant and whhhnimper, begging for youhh to let youhh finishhhn ghhhnghhhnn youhh relent... only to puhhll youhhr hhhnand away last second, ruhhining hhhnis orgasm whhhnile hhhne whhhnines abouhht hhhnow uhhnfair it is hhhnghhhnghhhngnnn #nsfw
)(ttps://i.pinimg.com/1200x/f4/9e/be/f49ebeae6ac918518151d1d34853fe55.jpg #-Emetep)(obia.
thiing2** blugh..
@chillerAficionado repo. @walkstabwalK @tufftechGoonhead @jadeyHarls repo wen ??? wheeeejnnnnn
harley quinn
MADE THE MISTAKE OF BUYING A BAG OF SPINACH AS A PERSON WHO DOESN'T EAT THE SAME SHIT AS THEIR ROOMMATE. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MEAL FOR THE NEXT BLINK IS GOING TO BE SPINACH. WE ARE ON A 24/7 SPINACH LOCKDOWN. THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED I HAD LIKE EIGHT MEALS OFF OF IT AND STILL HAD HALF OF THE GRODY EMERALD MUSH ROT IN THE THERMAL HUSK. MY CONCEPTION OF WHAT MEALS REQUIRE SPINACH IS ALL TOO RAPIDLY DEVOLVING INTO 'WHAT MEALS COULD CONCEIVABLY INCLUDE SPINACH'? I AM CONSIDERING RECIPES NEVER BEFORE SEEN OUTSIDE OF THE REALMS OF VEGAN NEW MOTHER BLOGS. BY DAY 10 I IMAGINE I'LL FALL BACK ON EDUCATION FROM HISTORICALLY ACCURATE ANIMATED MOVIE 'THE LAND BEFORE TIME' AND JUST EAT THAT SHIT RAW.
your mom.
I FELT IT FROM THE FIRST EMBRACE I SHARED WITH YOU THAT NOW OUR DREAMS THEY'VE FINALLY COME TRUE <3 #LYRICPOSTING #LALALAND #DIRECTED
Picture Me, Singing Along With You. Except I'm Doing My Kermit The Frog Impression
i g0t the j0b https://i.p0stimg.cc/bnt0t3w8/screensh0t-20260524-045348.png
d0 they have any 0f vriska
Neighbor
Translated From Troll Spanish: «👀👀»
fucking what
:33 < i'm bored, anyone wanna draw bad with me? :33c :33 < https://skribbl.io/?arceh7uw
someone just told me they will nut in my butt. what the hell! #nsfw #commodore64
gay pornography. #nsfw
vriska.
i am sexually attracted to you, dave.
im educated but like… im still stupit.
might set off some fireworks later :)
If yöu’re actually naked pöst pics ör it didnt happen #nsfw
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K--<they really need to add that delete button
I’m being told the Cherub posted ass so now everyone is getting naked. That logic tracks for the average Chittr user.
if bein eaten doesnt feel good wwhys it such a integral flippin part a the life circle bullshit it must feel fuckin euphoric #nsfww #vvore #iguess
Taking the breakup well , I believe I've managed to stay sober for almost a week which with my track record is actually impressive.
Watch my movie bitchesᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME SO GREEDY.
karkat vantas having another snack.
ain't my words. ITS THE LEGENDARY WORDS OF MY BOY JAKE. just before getting his as slammed on the lube mat.
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/GM4V0L.GIF JUST A NICE MOMENT TAKING IN A SUMMER NIGHT. OH HOW FANTASTIC IT IS TO SPEND TIME WITH MY LADY LOVE.
dunno who to get with it's like i'm bi. POLAR. #That'sMyBoy #Jake #Bars #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
my contribution to thicker thurs. eat ur heart out ig. https://i.ibb.co/hF1h6kXr/c363f902-a6f5-47f8-aba7-ed7fcabaced8.png #suggestive #nsfw #thickerthursday
Milk men aren't safe from me. #suggestive
every0ne's still pretty distracted i think. stealth #thickerthursday #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/68618c05ad47603f1edaf29c87cc59be/1083e64dd5a0a331-42/s1280x1920/902d50f177d7c8a65243a3393e7349886d5aa18c.png ((Moddux2))
#MYORB.
dies right hre right noW
Seems that way.
I know his bulge is fat I can feel it in my bones AND he said he was tall #nsfw #chittranonymous
[ QUESTION 3 ] "Hello Mr. Tenna! This totally isn't you! I think people should watch your show!" Haha, well, yes, not-me! I think so many people should watch my show.
https://file.garden/agZ6lVUqtUx1zeBW/9d10d198e37b9e615922e049e3b0a3ee.jpg #moodboard #girlblog
5am. eating orange slices and a banana. hearts pounding. beautiful pots morning.
iF A DaVe aIn't fUcKiNg cOoL, wHaT Is hE?
sometimes i wish i was from a timeline where troll pregnancy is possible a breeding fetish seems like a fun thing to have but i just cant get into it #nsfw
Watch me down two cups of koolaid and then piss straight orange.
꒰dom slenderman be like cum to my pages . is this anything #nsfw꒱
leave it to any variant of rose to do shit just to spite me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c6c3328fe03.jpg
Haha nooo don't kill yourself your ass if too fatᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b571e3558dc.jpg #nsfw
- Oh, wow! Seeing you folks drop those anonymmous submmission traps remminded mme of sommething I need to finish Working on... 🤣🤣 https://i.ibb.co/5hYj45pT/immage.png
which of these wizards is your favorite ? there is no wrong answer here. https://file.garden/acoJHBVugnRof3pa/wizards.png
#spaghetti
CQR\KMBSQ\OS?LRSK\DCPPC\NMRCQR ACPRC\OSGB\QGRh\LCQAGRSPh\QCB\TCPSK\CQR T?JBC\TCPSK\CQR CR\FMA\CQR\NCQQGKSK
of course there is just have to take the time to weedb out the dbadb ones
∙☾__☽ don't make this FUCKING WEIRD i'll still do IT CAUSE I DON'T CARE BUT
> NORMALIZE DOXXING PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE. > "e-erm! ackshully that's not a good thing t-to d—" > 235.67.3455
>>>( #VulnerableTarget )
FE/T CUTE MIGHT BEAT HISS ASSSS /ATER >83 #VIO/ENCE#OUTG/UTMASQUERADE#FUCKYOU HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/Y23ZH9XM/FEE/ING-CUTE-MIGHT-BEAT-HIM-UP-/ATER-2.PNG
Now this truly is a measure of betrayal.
my day be so fine then boom little dude in a trolls hoodie shows up on my doorstep and asks me to talk to a younger dirk again the fuck is paradox space
I WAS STARTING TO THINK THAT ROMCOM BULLSHIT WASN'T REAL, BUT HOLY SHIT. IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
me fr https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33289a83d869.png
>:33 < nyo way!! >:33 < i've b33n calling mew dave fur so long... :33 < i'm sorry fur messing up!
hm since im just kinda there maybe i should try making a memospace respiteblock... kinda like how kar did.. maybe just one for karkat and i to be able to be in when needed
My badges should be the following Verified Gay Supports Yaoi Himbo (will make a custom badge)
I’m on Chittr with my 8OO8S out. #epic #nsfw
then quite literally go fuck yourself LMAO
Had some milk and cookies! :)
꒰petplay but i run into the street and get hit by a ≼ar #nsfw ?????꒱
not me! i was woofposting!! :D
heh, nd bai "it" i mean 😏 mai pemnjs #nsfw
((Alright, okay. Info. Need info. Crow Strider, from CSAU! Post-comic, my own take on life after it all went down. He's about 22, 23, and has spent most of his time chilling on Earth-C. Open to shipping if people mesh well, no weird family shit though. Canon welcome and OCs highly encouraged to come say hello. Crow doesn't bite! Probably. NOT official, not affiliated formally with Meraki! Just a fan having fun. Welcome to the page, it's all gonna be nonsense! )) https://file.garden/agjaQwT8lA0HwqXg/crowIcon.png
I AM SO FUCKING CONVINCED I'M IN SOME KIND OF RUT OR SOMETHING BECAUSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE. I AM /SO/ FUCKING HORNY. HOLY FUCK I NEED SOMEONE TO BE BULGE-DEEP IN ME RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOG. #NSFW
i’ve been trying for forget this song since i heard it the first time. i also blame my version of you for me hearing it.
dave nooooooo stoooooop!
… you know i picked turntechgodbeheaded to keep with tg but suddenly i have remembered dirk exists and maybe i should change that actually that feels cruel #lmaowhoops
WELL OF COURSE YOU'D THINK IT IS FUNNY!!!! YOU THRIVE OFF OF THE MISERY OF THE INNOCENT!!! YOU ARE JUST LIKE MASTER SHAKE!!!!
1F 1T W3R3N'T CONS1D3R3D PUBL1C 1ND3C3NCY MY T1TS WOULD B3 OUT 24/7 #SUGG3ST1V3 #NSFW
n0 wait i fucking got it duh. #stackedsaturday. this is in n0 way inspired by the sudden group 0f them i just don't really have many left. https://64.media.tumblr.com/f94a04f014028a0eae843c7b7ec2c21a/44c159220049cb1e-6e/s1280x1920/8bcba6f56d42299762b0c3a497e74e19c7ec2a3d.png #nsfw
concept: kisses everywhere other than the lips watching them with fluttering breath as their lips press to each of your knuckles turning your hand over to kiss your palm up over your wrists forearm to bicep teeth grinding over your shoulder to end with a trail of kisses over your collarbone giving your neck a few marks before pressing their lips to your cheeks your nose gliding to each side to peck your ears one for each horn before the dip lower chest ribs stomach each hip bone tongue teasing over your thighs as you feel a laugh rumble against your skin when they begin to zone in on the ache between them they go lower before giving it to you your knees to your ankles guiding your foot up to their lips to kiss the back lips pressing to each toe reverently as they stare up at you with a small smile returning to the top to start all over again (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, body worship, flushpale, flushcoded, palecoded, pale pails, overstimulation, teasing, for the yearners, #nsfw, suggestive but thats not the point of this one if im being honest with you, <><3, quadsmearing, troll/troll, archive rating: M)
i see ... i regret this
>>| cause this conversation you .are having, .a barkbeast yapping .onto .each .other, .is going nowhere. .ans .one .of you .actually .enjoys .it, while the .other .is blindfolded.
Tomorrow is 67 NNight at the club.
:33< mew all are horny tonight... :33< good k33p it up makes shipping easipurr :33< #nsfw
[a video. it shows a large grassy field, with some sort of glass dome covering the entire sky. theres a grunt from someone just off-screen and a greatsword spins in an arc. "fetch boy" comes a monotone voice, with just a hint of anticipation underneath it. the sword flies further, and further, and further, and then- with a green flash, becquerel appears in the sky, grabbing the hilt of the sword in his jaws. theres a blur, the telltale sign of a flashstep, and what appears to be a dave wearing a highlighter green wife-beater, too big basketball shorts, and kamina shades appears next to bec. he clashes his katana against becs sword with a grunt, and bec growls in return. the two of them trade blows, over and over, teleporting and flashstepping all over the arena. both seem like theyre dueling with intent to kill. the video lasts for over ten minutes with both parties barely seeming to tire. the battle reaches its conclusion with one final clash of blades, both combatants squarely on the ground. dude grits his teeth and leans in, bec growls and pushes back. dude suddenly rotates his hold and slashes upwards, sending becs greatsword flying. dude jumps into the air, grabs it, spins like hes about to throw a shotput, and shouts, "fetch!" bec teleports to go fetch. dude does not throw the sword. he lets it fall to the ground where it impales the dirt, then falls down after it. in a few moments bec returns with an annoyed huff. dude kneels down next to him and gives him some well-deserved scritches. he glances towards the camera and the feed suddenly ends.]
I recently learned. That f you have hiccups there is a pressure point to cure them. You have to place two fingers on either side of your temples. and push. And then breathe. It works #substance
:33< get with it old man! :33< *the mighty huntress does a sick skateboard trick and absomewtely b33fs landing face furst on concrete and just nyat getting up*
I am thinking aboUt sea Urchins! There are some species whose common names are "Boring Urchin". DUe to their habit of bUrrowing. Or boring. Into coral and rock sUrfaces. BUt. That is not the first definition yoU woUld think of when yoU hear the word "boring"! It is a little sad. They are not Uninteresting creatUres! They shoUld be called the "Exciting Urchin"! Instead. Haha! ・・・𝛾
i don’t say this often but… hear me out on markiplier #nsfw
some of u mad odd and u t)(ink u quirky wit it
Lickin the shaft AND the bawlz! #nsfw
tell me how does a girl like me get into you? https://i.ibb.co/lhzzc9xk/untitled391-20260514202147.png #nsfw #suggestive #needaproducerplz
I won Cards Against Humanity and he didn't even see my thirst chitts after I ingested Opium. This is a huge day for me.
i think the alcoholics of chitr should start a support group and by that i mean we get together once a week and go bar hopin adter pretending were gonna fix our shit for 10 minutes over shitty coffee #substance
8=8 > my hungry ass could not be a lusus
Do you want one of my nausea pills?
pop some pepto big dawg
GANDERBULBS EMOJI.
k next time i host cah i think ill use the cutstom deck with the og deck instead of the expansion decks idk if ppl like the expansions as much but the custom chittr deck is a must
₍^. .^₎⟆ https://cdn.!mgchest.com/f!lesss/43ddf07a168a.png What does th!sS mean?꠹
:33< great joke
Same... (Also to make the embed work proper you gotta have the .png or .jpg at the end of the link and it'll work!)
wow, you must be. you’re the chittr master.
you ever go to reply to something in a genuine and positive way only to realize no wording will sound sincere or nice?
thin vriska's are overrated and a dime a dozen, more people should get a pair of balls and go for the real gold, fat bitches like me (you cant have me tho im already taken haha losers >;]) ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
Chases after you dramatically, only to flip you off when you actually turn around. ((ooc: lmao no problem))
dont know if ive said this before but its all been downhill since i learned the tooth fairy isnt real
so uh, i kinda noticed something funny and maybe this is a little awkward… but @castigatedgement , why are you green? is that your slimer cosplay? ha ha. good bit, bro.
new cemocs every seomtimes
Dude this is... Terrible. ((OOC: lmaaooooo i love it. u should use the bark fart combo next))
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new cormac cormac 3 even https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebef50c5d9a5.png
yeah and its you
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My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery.
I hope we see each other in our dreams. Goodnight.
VANTAS HERE: THAT'S A FUCKING HUMAN, DIPSHIT. THEY TEND TO NOT HAVE BLACKROM FEELINGS FOR PEOPLE, LET ALONE PITCH.
stop by a dairy queen and get him a mint choc ice cream or something, get dessert for yourself too of course.