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@involuntarilyLulzworthy
โ >be me >wake up >realize i'm still alive >night ruined LOLOLOL
>lol
>MORE CHITTR USERS NEED TO THROW THEIR LIVES AWAY >WHILE RECORDING THEMSELVES IN THE PROCESS >WE ARE COMING UP ON ROOKIE FUCKING STATISTICS LADIES AND GERMS LET'S GET THIS SELF-SABOTAGE LOCOMOTIVE MOVING A LITTLE FASTER THAN SCHEDULED >I BELIEVE IN YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE THE WORST POSSIBLE DECISION WITH RECORD-BREAKING EFFICIENCY >COME ON >THERE ARE PERSONAL LOWS LEFT TO DISCOVER LOLOLOL
really?
>yes really >either get the rope ready or get the fuck on
>for anyone seeking validation or recognition from the dash right now >know that you're not alone in wanting to be seen >i want you to be seen too >seen as the spineless fucking cuck you are LOLOLOL
:33 < fuck mew nerd
>CUCKLORD LOCATED >like flies to a pile of shit lol >every single time man >you losers make it way too fucking easy to call out your desperate-ass kult-whoring
>๓ ๏ผNUKEOUTGLUT20TIMES
[โ๏ธ its not TH@ bad as s|ums go. Crushgutter is worse. โ๏ธ]
>i don't need hear a single goddamn word about no SLUSHBUTTER >you live in a city internationally renowned for exactly two things >serving objectively shittier flavordiscs than us and functioning as the promised land for every troll with a feet fetish because the whole place perpetually smells like moldy fucking socks LOLOLOL >outglut is struggle central BABYYY >tfw adversity is our primary export >you WISH your mortality rate even approached ours
[โ๏ธ @'ight I'm not gonna argue with you this is the funniest rant about either |oca|e I've read in sweeps. โ๏ธ] [โ๏ธ Hats off no notes. โ๏ธ]
>chittr users really do wholeheartedly believe they deserve to live >LOL
they think they detherve to live ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ thon were on alternia ๐๐ฅ
>> uh ye@h duh????? 1'm too good @t be1n me to d1e 1o1 <<
~LmaO~O~OO~O~OO~
>nobody ask where i've been >just know that i can smell how bitchmade some of you are all the way from my hideyhole LOLOLOL >never speak on my glorious wretched dread empresses again >idgaf about the rest of the caste system & the nuance of rebellion i just really want the tyrians to shatter my fucking pelvic structure
I didn't forget about chittr, I'm just busy and gorgeous. ๐
Sticking my leggy out
dam gill!!
The rest of me is in the cupe! I'm tired!!!
fair! gona take a beauty nap myself soon!
Sleep ฯell~! #becomemorebeautiful
thx girlypop!
I think Trollbama might be dead. ...
nooooo no there is literally zero way that's possi8le
I'm pretty sure he's probably just keeping a low profile but idk. Can never be too cautious.
if I know anything a8out him, I know his matesprit is an untoucha8le powerhouse of insane proportions, so I'm sure he's safe
>we are smoking a pack today >IT'S A PRESIDENTIAL CLASS SMOKE
Be aฯave that I do support Meenah C in these tryin tides. Trollbama is funny, and Shit boat pike, bad beach alert. #madrespect
>using this as my official application for consideration when the empress inevitably decides she needs some kind of politically convenient mascot to occasionally keep around to fuck, wheel out for public appearances, and use as a distraction while she's busy committing historically significant atrocities somewhere
GOOD LUCK TWIN
>DOING THIS FOR YOU TWIN
Oh shit a coup, pike... orcay slay. #meenahslayingeveryday #slayeveryday
>LOLOLOL >ACTUAL REAL LEAK OF DOOMSDAY BUNKER FROM PRESIDENTIAL WHISTLEBLOWER >COUP GOT THIS MAN SWEATING >THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!! >DOWN WITH TROLLBAMA >RUN ME MY STIMULUS OR YOU DIE MOTHER FUCKER
#notmyempresS
whys everymoby old as fuck
you're so real
>haters get enslaved and forced to work the same sweatshops they make OUR empress' (yes OUR) gucci ensemble >get with it or LOLOLOL
>he needs a senile council to push for his dogshit legislation
THATSS WHAT IM WONDERING >8/
>realest to ever post
.die theN
>A CORPSE IS TYPING >MFW
>FUCK TROLLBAMA >WELCOME OUR GLORIOUS LEADING DEMONCRAT MEENAH PEIXES >INSURRECTION TONIGHT >STORM THE GREY HOUSE >MAYBE EVEN THE CAPITOL
#BAZED
>some of you deserve to be fatherless
/แ > ห <ใ โหโนโก < REALLY THOUGH, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETW33N A SHOUJOGIRL TALKING ABOUT HER "HUSBANDO" AND A SHOUNENBOY TALKING ABOUT HIS "GOAT"?? #LOVEISLOVE #ITHINKSHOUNENFANSSHOULDBEWEIRDERABOUTTHEIRFAVES #HAVEYOUTRIEDSELFSHIPPING
REAL REAL REAL REAL AZF #LOUDRECHITT #BAZED
i lo\/e self shipping ^_^
โฝ(โโฉ โ โผใ < ZOMG!! LATE RESPONSE, I KNOW, BUT TELL ME ABOUT YOU F/O PURRL33AASE! I LOVE FINDING OUT ABOUT OTHER TROLL'S CRUSHES, 2D OR 3D!!!
don't worry!!! ^_^ uhmmmm I self ship with sasuke from naruto and \/ from the de\/il may cry series Z:) occasionally wesker from resident e\/il who i am ??? hanging out with now unfortunately
/แ หตO ห O หตใ .แ.แ < WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNFURRTUNATE??? IS THAT NOT THE DREAM? TO BE ABLE TO M33T YOUR FICTIONAL BELOVED IN THE FLESH??
albert wesker T_T
/แ ยทโขแท ห โขแท ใ < WELL YEAH, BUT YOU SAID "HANGING OUT," NOT "FIGHTING TO THE DEATH." IS IT NOT CHILL?? I'LL ADMIT RESIDENT EVIL IS ONE OF MY BLIND SPOTS. I HAVE FRIENDS INTO IT, BUT NEVER PLAYED ANY OF THE GAMES MYSELF.
he's so crazy he's more into eugenics than alternia's go\/erment and i maybeaccidentally ga\/e him some life sa\/ing ad\/ice and nowi may or may not be getting prodded at some point Z:[ wesker is so e\/il i don't think he's capable of lo\/e but if i end up as this dude's meowbeast it's lowkey o\/er omg. he's a big bad guy!!!!!
โฝ(โห โ โผใ < I DON'T PURRSONALLY S33 THE ISSUE WITH BEING A BIG EVIL MAN'S MEOWBEAST, BUT IF THAT'S A BAD END FURR YOU, THEN I HOPE YOU CAN GET OUT OF THERE SAFELY!! #SENDINGYOUGOODVIBESANDWELLWISHES #ANDLIKESTRENGTHANDSHIT #YOUCANDOIT #WHATEVERITIS
>there are objectively far too many ways to kultfarm on this website >the possibilities are practically infinite >yet somehow the bottomfeeders keep converging on the exact same mass-produced barely legible ass dribble every single time their claws hover over a text box >tfw witnessing an evolutionary bottleneck in real time LOLOLOL >and the WORST part? >can't even pressure them into producing anything genuinely funny because any form of mockery lands with hyper-effective damage against the average zero-impulse-control chudlet thinkpan
MFW WHEN CULLBAIT LOZER CANT EVEN COMPREHEND A ZIMPLE POZT httpz://i.ibb.co/9kFgKMkC/mfw-another-uaf-pozt-v0-n5ewzn5lf7v91.png
IT IZ IT LITERALLY FUCKING IZ MAYBE YOUR IQ IZ BELOW 30
WELL MINE IZ LIKE 159 ZO IM BETTER AND ZMARTER AND MORE BAZED TYAN YOU #RATIO #MOGGED #PWNED
>CONTEXT CLUES MOTHER FUCKER >IF CHITTR FAME EASY WHY SO MUCH SLOP DEVELOP A FUNCTIONING CEREBRAL CORTEX AND AT LEAST MASTER THE ART OF SELECTIVE READING SO YOU CAN EXTRACT SOME SEMBLANCE OF MEANING FROM THE PATHETIC HANDFUL OF VERBIAGE YOUR THINKPAN MANAGES TO RETAIN
>someone get this fucking illiterate out of my mentions
>i shit you not with this one >be me last night >order troll dominos because i'm starving to death and refuse to pay Big Poppa J's extortionate-ass prices >chain is already an unreliable piece of shit >delivers flavordiscs at roughly the same speed a fat fuck passes a slaughtersphere-sized kidney stone >but hey!!! >deals upon deals upon deals FTW >surely that means something >turns out the discounts exist exclusively to make you feel like a complete fucking idiot for what happens next >WAIT SIX ENTIRE HOURS FOR A HALF-HOUR ESTIMATED DELIVERY >WATCH THE GRUBHUB GUY FULLY TRAVEL TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE FUCKING CITY >WATCH HIM APPARENTLY DECIDE THAT DELIVERING MY FOOD IS SECONDARY TO KICKING IT WITH THE BOYS >TRACKING APP LOOKING LIKE I'M MONITORING A MIGRATORY ANIMAL >finally shows up at my hive with a shit-eating grin plastered across his face >absolutely blasted out of his thinkpan >flavordisc is cold >wings fried harder than his frontal lobe >stood there for a solid ten seconds contemplating whether i should simply evaporate him and his busted-ass scuttlebuggy directly off the face of alternia >unfortunately he's indigo so instead i had to settle for spitting in his gander globe and spending the rest of the night hate-eating microwaved disappointment >bruh
YOUR LIFE IS A RICH AND ENVIABLE TAPESTRY.
[โ๏ธ Shou|d've just done it. It wou|d've been worth it. โ๏ธ]
HOLY ZHIT THIZ IZ AWFUL IM ZORRY MAN
NO IF HE HAD CULLED HIM HE WOULD ALZO HAVE GOTTEN CULLED ITZ RLLY NOT THAT WORTH IT IN THE END, HE DID THE RIGHT THING
>like most tapestries i also wish someone would just FUCKING END IT >RELEASE ME FROM THIS LIVING HELL
>i can think of way funnier situations to throw my life away in and this one was not one of them
IF YOU WERE A COUPLE CASTES LOWER. AND A HOT SLUT. I WOULD HAVE THE JOB OFFER OF ALL TIME FOR YOU. BUT YOU ARE AN UGLY PISSBLOOD. WITH NOTHING TO OFFER. OUR HIGHLY SELECTIVE. AND PRESTIGIOUS ENTERPRISE. EXCEPT AN APTITUDE FOR BEING #PLUGGED. #SUGGESTIVE.
ON SECOND THOUGHT. THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH. HIRING STANDARDS HAVE BEEN IN THE LOAD GAPER LATELY.
>honestly fucking whatever >at the very least it is genuinely impossible to unintentionally fuck up troll dominoes when you're not factoring in the process in which the flavordisc makes it into your maw >even reheated this shit is FIRE >plus the motherfucker was chopped >he definitely doesn't get the same amount of e-nook i receive on the nightly LOLOLOL
@involuntarilyLulzworthy BROTHERZ OF DIFFERENT LUZII, OR WTVER DA HUMANZ ZAY LMAO httpz://i.ibb.co/HfXx169j/Zcreenzhot-20260612-151634-Chrome.jpg httpz://i.ibb.co/fdNFdyGq/147-zin-t-tulo-20260612152435.jpg
>HATCHED FROM THE SAME CLUTCH >FATED TO SUFFER AT THE BEHEST OF EVERY COSMIC BEING CURRENTLY EXISTING IN THE PRIMORDIAL REALM WHO DECIDED THAT TORTURING TWO CHUDS WAS THE MORE FAVORABLE TIME KILLER FOR TONIGHT LOLOLOL
WOKE UP WITH A HORRIBLE HEADACHE AND THE EVER GROWING URGE OF GUTTING ZOMEONE HI #violence
i support u
THX PRYM UR ZO BAZED N AWEZUMZAUCE :3 ALZO UR NEW PFP IZ ZO KEWL
I voolunteer
NOO :((