>𝗞𝗨𝗣𝗥𝗨𝗠 𝗠𝗔𝗫𝗟𝗢𝗟
@involuntarilyLulzworthy
>be me >wake up >realize i'm still alive >night ruined LOLOLOL
>lol
>who want me >no seriously who wants me >im selling myself into indentured servitude until further notice >i'll do anything >i'll fuck you and/or any of your quadmates (if you're of a cuckish persuasion) >i'll clean your disgusting shithole hive >i'll refill your cupe every night with a guaranteed promise that i won't poison your filtration system to get rid of you >mfw i will literally bathe you with my own tongue if i need to >hire me >tell me you want me >give me money NOW
+|-=[} Currently considering your offer {]=-|+
>if its as good of a side hustle as you say >then perhaps exercise some fucking initiative and join the elite minority of fortunate nerd ass loser gamers who can boast their very own performance-enhancing digislave >AND ACTUALLY OFFER ME SOME FUCKING MONEY TO DO THIS >PLEASE >GIVE ME MONEY NOW YOU USELESS WADER
yeah no that rwequirwes me to become a nerwd ass loserw gamerw and i can t be like most of those things because i am too busy being prwoductive and useful and talented but i am surwe therwe is someone out therwe forw you although maybe therwe is a possibility i can mine some crwypto thrwough yourw pan that way it s like a win win
>this was primarily directed toward trolls with the requisite financial liquidity to provide me with a material incentive to perform degrading morally reprehensible shit at their behest >who am i to turn my nose up at the hard-earned caegars of the average commontroll tho LOLOLOL >trust me bro >you will love having me as your submissive sparkstud leper
+|-=[} Well,i need a sweatrag for my ass,and you need a troll with enough money to sponsor an entire cluster of galaxies,so i think there's one conclusion to this #nsfw {]=-|+
>ngl doesn't even rank among the most pathologically degrading solicitations i've received over the course of my existence >can't help but somewhat admire the unabashed shame LOL >keep the credits flowing and i'll leave fang marks around your waste sphincter like a leech >IDGAF LOLOLOL
+|-=[} Then consider yourself the lucky troll who's going to make out with my sweaty greasy asshole until it's spit-shined,and after it's spit-shined too #nsfw {]=-|+
>first genuine blood-engorged tentatentarection i've had this entire fucking WIPE dude >thank fuck for my uncanny ability to attract some of the most degenerate life-forms ever LOLOLOL
READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ Tempting offer. But, broke is broke. ]
>i'd say "felt" but honestly i think the original chit already constitutes an unspoken declaration of mutual psychic damage so profound that attempting to follow it up with anything else would just be redundant >tbf though >if your pockets are running on a deficit i'll also accept food drugs and/or miscellaneous acts of material generosity as alternative forms of compensation LOLOLOL >if you've got a need to abuse someone's autonomy i got you
>bruh
>do not fucking tell me i missed out on rackposting just because i was too busy looking at ecchi films bro >BE SO FUCKING FR >I WILL BLOW THE FUCK ABOUT THIS SO BADLY >MFW MY CONNIPTIONS ARE CONNIPTIONINGGGGGG
awake and its yo problem
i can cause prꙮblems faster than yꙮu - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
yeah probubbly i gotta get breakfast and stuff first
Yay
>immolate yourself
Big changes coming! @involuntarilyLulzworthy Your "throne" awaits. :B
D --> I am in no position to deny you that request but do keep in mind that I can be clumsy D --> You may need to levy the power of negative reinforcement against me whenever I make such blunders
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe zuperce|| ttreatment. p|eaze. tthiz zet up iz ridicu|0uz. [ACTION:QUERY] d0 y0u even have p0rtz inzta||ed? tthe cab|e management |00kz |ike a nightmare. tthiz wi|| burn y0u 0ut and |eave y0u a huzk. run fr0m it whi|e y0u can. [END MESSAGE]
0h yeah y0u're right my bad the expl0itati0n 0f this rand0m halfwit jerk0ff with s0me s0rt 0f severe s0cial stunting t0tally necessitates the rec0nstructi0n 0f this evil techn0l0gy, yeah f0r sure.
y0u're either genuinely evil 0r m0rbidly stupid and i d0n't kn0w which is w0rse. 0r m0re surprising.
DO NOT show up in *that* outfit. You know the one. The berate-me outfit. The last thing I need is you stumbling into my various cords and panels in HOPES you get a paddling.
Ok, that's enough lip out of you, buster. :| I WAS amused by your perspective and perhaps even open to a lick of feedback, but this is ridiculous!
D --> Making an %ample out of a highb100d like me is imperative to a smooth running system D --> If I slip up you shall punish me, that is an order
D --> You will do so with the %oskeleton that amplifies your strength too just to really leave the emblazoned letters marked on me correctly
i'm really pleased t0 see that there is the p0ssibility f0r 0utside ideas t0 b0re their way thr0ugh the dense meat encasing y0ur sp0nge in lieu 0f pr0per cranial plates. may my PERSPECTIVE rattle ar0und in y0ur des0late pan en0ugh that they can disl0dge this idi0tic misfire 0f an idea. gdi listen t0 me y0u've g0t me practically channeling classic kk v0lcanic bluster, it's embarrassing.
janey i do N0T think this is a go0d idea.
Flee Alternia for Earth-C. I could abuse you more efficiently and slightly less egregiously than your previous employer and/or commander.
IGNORE HER. DO NOT GO WHERE I CAN’T REACH.
Hah! Oh Jane, you are a card.
Something something the devil you know, though
Impossible that you are consistently embarrassing like this
You truly thwart yourself at every turn.
YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH ME.
You temptress~~~~~~~~.
... :( I miss you.
࣪⊹₊˚{ are youuuu feeling #hicaricore tolight???? first 1 to guess what THIS st+s four will earn a whole WHALEEEE of a lot of hicapoints! \}*7*{/ ~ <3 #cullquette #girlglubber #innerempress }˚₊⊹ ࣪
When you're em8arrassed, of course. It's 8reathtaking. How many do I want? Well, all of them, of course!
"i just wwant to peel your socks off and cull indiscriminately on your (planet)"
(|:O SHELL YEAH IT DOES!!!!! i will hold these points with pride
࣪⊹₊˚{ not.... quiteeee.... }.3.{ i like the LASTTTT PARRRRT }⟡7⟡{ }⟡7⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ um, but whered you get the sock thing from? thats what the help wear }~3~{ IMMMM wearing wedge s+als right now. + you should be too!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ }/7\{ that was such a CUTEEEE reaction! double it!!!! take your hicapoints + x them by 2!!!! wow wow wow wowwww!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ you want.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ALLLL the hicapoints???? }@7@{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I am rather am8itious, dear. Have I not shown you that 8y now? :::;)
࣪⊹₊˚{ well YEA.... but.... like.... all of them???? i likeeee, cant give you allll of them }꩜ᯅ꩜{ some of those are hicapoints ive already given out! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + like! my hiconomy will become flatter than a copy of FLARP monopoly too!!!! aranea.... }<u<{ }>7>{ there has to be.... some other way i can pay the rest, right???? }@7@{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I know but I'm not tel~ling.
Aw, did I put you in a tough spot? I cannot help myself sometimes. How a8out you give me as many as you're capa8le of? Like you said, we can always discuss alternative payment methods. ;;;;)
>i can't stop WINNING
>got done watching troll christopher nolan's new film "wherein a weathered threshecutioner fresh from the annihilation of a world-ending conflict claws his way across an uncaring sea of stars toward the colony he should have reclaimed cycles ago. every stretch of ocean conspires to keep him from his matesprit, the weird shitty orphan wriggler he is grooming to be his successor, and the throne awaiting him. gods (that are probably not real), monsters (that ARE probably real), cannibalistic freaks, enchantresses, and the cosmos itself all take turns trying to decide whether his legend deserves to end in triumph or as another corpse swallowed by the final frontier" >kind of sucked major nards but i truly do appreciate the theatre staff committing an auditory war crime and blowing out every fucking speaker in a five mile radius just to drown out every last useless waste of genetic material who wouldnt shut the fuck up about there not being enough butt sex going on >most of them died the moment the mono-cular biped cried like a bitch but i was lucky because i brought my headphones LOLOLOL >4/10 troll zendaya should've showed her tits
ψe all serve cunt here by the ψave.
>scrolling through my dash and i just saw a video that pissed me off so hard >first time i ever seen a hiveless mother fucker with a hive >some of you actually have RIGHTS >you cannot be living like this >smelling fucking FUNKY LOLOLOL
>MORE CHITTR USERS NEED TO THROW THEIR LIVES AWAY >WHILE RECORDING THEMSELVES IN THE PROCESS >WE ARE COMING UP ON ROOKIE FUCKING STATISTICS LADIES AND GERMS LET'S GET THIS SELF-SABOTAGE LOCOMOTIVE MOVING A LITTLE FASTER THAN SCHEDULED >I BELIEVE IN YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE THE WORST POSSIBLE DECISION WITH RECORD-BREAKING EFFICIENCY >COME ON >THERE ARE PERSONAL LOWS LEFT TO DISCOVER LOLOLOL
really?
>yes really >either get the rope ready or get the fuck on
>for anyone seeking validation or recognition from the dash right now >know that you're not alone in wanting to be seen >i want you to be seen too >seen as the spineless fucking cuck you are LOLOLOL
:33 < fuck mew nerd
>CUCKLORD LOCATED >like flies to a pile of shit lol >every single time man >you losers make it way too fucking easy to call out your desperate-ass kult-whoring
>＃NUKEOUTGLUT20TIMES
[⚙︎ its not TH@ bad as s|ums go. Crushgutter is worse. ⚙︎]
>i don't need hear a single goddamn word about no SLUSHBUTTER >you live in a city internationally renowned for exactly two things >serving objectively shittier flavordiscs than us and functioning as the promised land for every troll with a feet fetish because the whole place perpetually smells like moldy fucking socks LOLOLOL >outglut is struggle central BABYYY >tfw adversity is our primary export >you WISH your mortality rate even approached ours
[⚙︎ @'ight I'm not gonna argue with you this is the funniest rant about either |oca|e I've read in sweeps. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Hats off no notes. ⚙︎]
>chittr users really do wholeheartedly believe they deserve to live >LOL
they think they detherve to live 🤣🤣😂 thon were on alternia 💀🥀
>> uh ye@h duh????? 1'm too good @t be1n me to d1e 1o1 <<
~LmaO~O~OO~O~OO~
>nobody ask where i've been >just know that i can smell how bitchmade some of you are all the way from my hideyhole LOLOLOL >never speak on my glorious wretched dread empresses again >idgaf about the rest of the caste system & the nuance of rebellion i just really want the tyrians to shatter my fucking pelvic structure
I didn't forget about chittr, I'm just busy and gorgeous. 🙄
Sticking my leggy out
dam gill!!
The rest of me is in the cupe! I'm tired!!!
fair! gona take a beauty nap myself soon!
Sleep ψell~! #becomemorebeautiful
thx girlypop!
I think Trollbama might be dead. ...
nooooo no there is literally zero way that's possi8le
I'm pretty sure he's probably just keeping a low profile but idk. Can never be too cautious.
if I know anything a8out him, I know his matesprit is an untoucha8le powerhouse of insane proportions, so I'm sure he's safe