>𝗞𝗨𝗣𝗥𝗨𝗠 𝗠𝗔𝗫𝗟𝗢𝗟
@involuntarilyLulzworthy
>be me >no actually you’re not me >you literally could never be me >get a grip LOLOLOL >be you >log onto chittr dot com >start larping as me for attention >shittsing yourself as you do it >bru
>lol
#FREEFOLYKL
⊹₊˚{ #dontfreefolykl #werestillplayinggirl! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>posting this again >if only because i had originally post it fully meaning it but accepting that the message was going to have to err on the side of being somewhat hyperbolic >mfw it is no longer hyperbolic >mfw this ones for my stupid bitch moirail about to get turned into carp feed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7cf2624585e4.png
HELP ME
>I'M FUCKING GOING >I NEED TO FARM MY KULT SCORE FIRST YOU KNOW THIS >ALSO DON'T BE A FUCKING IDIOT IF SHE GETS YOU BEFORE I DO BITE A GILL OFF OR SOMETHING
FUCK YIU KUROUM THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULTOHMHVOD SHE BSYF T TH RDOOR DOWN
I WOU/D ADVISSE AGAINSST POSSTING SSUCH DANGEROUSS CONTENT THERE MAY BE SSOME /ESSSS THAN IDEA/ VIEWERSS AND IT MAY GET YOU CU//ED >8/ #VIO/ENCE I GUESSSS
If I get caught slippin, rest ashored I ψill be caught and put back on my feet.
｢live for ai-chan, die for ai-chan.... all my akasupa for ai-chan! i bought 9,000トロリーエン worth of lightsticks to illuminate my ai-chan oshi shrine! usoooo!⁽⁽`o(≧ᗜ≦)o´⁾⁾｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: トロリーエン is the sacred, east alternian currency! akasupa is spending all that currency in a SUPADONO- super donation! it comes in lots of kewl coins, ah, so sugoi and refined! an oshi is a superfan! like megane-san! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-]
｢kyuuu, i thought you were a tsundere joshi when i first saw your profile kekeke~...but you're just a boy. ┐(´ー｀)┌ ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a tsundere is a really kyutieful girl who acts really tough and rude, but is super sukisuki with her lover-dono. a joshi is a girl! unlike mintyl-kun...gyuhhh!( ´Д｀)=3]
- Hmm. 😀 - I guess it figures that you're one of those dues with an over-proclivity for the ladies. 🖐️🤣🤣 And no Job. Figures! Welp, good luck with ever getting any of sick little desires mmet! - You will definitely need it. 😆😆😂😂😂
｢gyuhh... a hater on my sacred, shrinal yakushoku... grr...𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖎 𝖔𝖋𝖋...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yakushoku means post!]
- Ok, I'll bite. Who the FLIP is sensei and when the heck is going to comme and give you a Hand with filling out that Job application??? 🤣🤣
｢aughh...tch... kusooo.. megane-sensei is megane-san's dark bunshin, with all the powers of his unihorn KYUKYULASERBEAMU𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ... i'm *growl* containing the beast for now but... ヽ( `д´*)ノ if mintyl-kun doesn't stop talking about...! n-nani!? mintyl-kun's surname is... t-tsurga!? ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! could it be... megane-san is in the presence of a real east alternian!?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bunshin means alter ego, or, "evil double" in east alternian! nani means "whuh!?!", and is a real otakyu way to say what the frig!]
Don't worry Nee-chan! YOuO will! Doki doki KYUUUUUULL! ( ･ω･)☞ —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢KYAAAHHHHH!!!! .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹AI-CHAN'S KYUTIEFUL BEAM!!!! MY DOKIS ARE DOKI-ING!!!! KEKEKEKEKE~~~ IT TICKLES, AI-CHAN!! ( //｣///｢//)♡｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹THE DOKIS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!!.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹]
- ... 😐😑 - Yes. Yes, I'mm East Alternian. What about it. Does that even mmatter. - Did you really just roleplay growl at mme, too? Dude.
｢gyahhh!! i'm such a baka!! i should have known you weren't a gaijin! nyeh, megane-san is so gomen!(；ＴДＴ) 次はバカな真似はしないよ、大きなミントの葉さん! i, too, have traces of east alternian blood in me... kekeke~ ancestor-sensei was so atamai!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: i don't even have to translate my epicsauze trollhongo! kekeke~ but, i will anyway! a gaijin is a stupid westerner. gomen means "megane-san is so sorry, tsurga-dono!" "次はバカな真似はしないよ、大きなミントの葉さん" is megane-san's prayer for forgiveness, a promise that he will never be clueless again in front of his hatchmate! kyugu! so silly, megane-san, idiot! ｡･(つд`｡)･｡ oh, and atamai means "big panned"!]
- Dear f*cking Mother Grub.
>who (don't) want me
>no cuz this is so real >i am SOOOOO fucking HOT dude
>you have about three minutes to come correct and agree with my post before i jot your tag down and hand it off to the first sufficiently depraved internet pervert willing to have you mysteriously vanish into some back-alley >organs IMMEDIATELY itemized like clearance merchandise
>tfw users getting badges for having nice racks >look at their pages >no rumblesphere drops >false advertisement LOLOLOL
I showed mine though no badges lol
>need to get my recuperacoon's filtration system fixed >felt like i slept in a heaping helping of fuck you slime >it's gotten in my SNIFF NODES >MY FFFFFFUCKING ALLERGIES
[ >GOSSIP THIS AND ANONYMOUS GIMMICK ACCOUNTS THAT, WHAT HAPPENED TO POSTING THINE THESES WITHIN THE TOWNSQUARE FOR ALL TO READETH, WITH THINE NAME ATTACHED TO IT? NO GIMMICKS, NO ANONYMITY, TROLL MARTIN LUTHER WERE ONTO SOMETHING METHINKS_ ]
>gossip culture >nothing but garbage >everyone remains eternally 6 >tfw nobody knows how to troll anymore >we just hide behind gimmick accounts and then jerk off to poorly simulated ragebait >bru LOLOLOL
>i be gooping
>typing type shit like the last time i tried gooping in the comfort of my own hive i didn't have a certain PARASITE getting on my NUBBLES about it >"EWWW KUPRUM IT'S GETTING ON THE WALLS YOU FUCK" >ok bubby >YOU DON'T STAND FOR SHIT
>i want you to take a guess >purely educated one at that >is that something you're capable of >i know your species was not exactly engineered with peak cognitive performance in mind but surely at the very LEAST you can summon enough raw evolutionary momentum to overcome the monumental challenge of thinking about something for more than six seconds
lololololol you can’t handle how easily i can get you off your game it’s like taking easily swallowed regurgitated paste from a baby
>cannot believe the caliber of misfortune i've been assigned by sheer coincidence >shackled night after night to a groddy deteriorated stooge whose primary talent is annihilating my vibes and LEAVING ME DRY >genuinely unparalleled at getting me off my game >imagine if you possessed even a fraction of that same aptitude when it came to actually GETTING ME OFF >worst part is i cannot even claim the significantly funnier tragedy of being cursed with some deranged sicko desperate to be rails-to-pail >all i've got is a rail that FAILS LOLOLOL
you’re dry with or without me no play it’s all collecting dust might as well be honest and tell the pail collecting drone that your co contributor is your left frond i bet you secretly wish i’d throw you a bone and bone because no one else but me can put up with you
>i stand corrected >you mother fuckers SUCK LOLOLOL
>mfw the pot is fully making out with the kettle >these mfs are seconds away from achieving object-level singularity through sheer saliva exchange LOLOLOL >newsflash turd-for-pans >the infrastructure of your “game” is running on borrowed resources LOLOLOL >you would be a dried-out twitching husk rattling around in the dirt if i wasn't periodically tossing bones your direction >practically a muh muh muhtafuckinnn mIrAcLe away from sainthood >frankly i think i've earned a LITTLE preferential treatment at this point >KEEO TALKING SMACK THOUGH LOLOLOL >next time you beg for a lil bit of juice >YOURE GONNA HAVE TO WORK FOR IT LOLOLOL
ugh i’ve given you enough preferential treatment for one lifetime you better start begging ME to take a little off the top if i left you you’d be grovelling frame 1 mouth open on the ground and then you’d blow yourself up thirty minutes later when i wasn’t around to suck up your wasteful ass overflow you are so disgusting you’re lucky i like that
>once you go olive >you'll always wanna NOT live LOLOLOL #cagttl
>as if i need to have one singular experience with a literal cavetroll to NOT wanna stick my bonebulge in flea infested nook >GREEN BLOODS ARE DIRTY AS FUCKKKK
#nsfw
>bludgeoning you to death NYYYYYEOW
#violence
>#fuckyou
Damn brotha. You feel hella $$$trongly. They ain’t that bad
>clown >lack of aversion to major BO >i laugh >BE SO FUCKING FR LOLOLOL
>i don't attract ANY green bloods because i actively shower more than six times a sweep >THEY CANT RELATE LOLOLOL
>my main counterargument is that rust bloods are a bunch of whiny fucking lowlives that will pull at your hear ducts if you give them even a slither of attention >the quality of coochie cannot be worth that level of clinginess #typeshit #cagttl
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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Tru≡ tru≡ >(! w0uld l!k≡ t0 《 l/\r!fy th/\t !m n0t /\ rustbl00d d≡sp!t≡ my pr0f!l≡ s/\y!ng 0th≡rw!s≡, ! /\m h≡m0/\n0n 0nl!n≡ ! just l!k≡ th≡ 《 0l0r r≡d)
>never show your fucking hue >not because i think being a hemoanon is based >the verdict's still out purely because the current trend of hemoanonymity keeps getting hijacked by shitbloods trying to LARP as mystery highbloods until somebody inevitably pattern-recognizes their whole personal and publicly skins them >and frankly i'd prefer believing you specifically aren't gonna go out that sorry >so don't let these losers win LOLOLOL >it's objectively hotter when i cannot immediately identify what brand of fuckblood you are LOLOLOL
>i yearn for a rack in my fronds >and a slut on my shameglobes >and i ain't get fucking either of them >but im supposed to believe that yearning is DEFINITELY a worthwhile and valid thing to be doing >ok lol
Just 8ecause You Want Something Doesn't Necessarily Mean You're Going To Get It Honey.
>get the fuck off my chit with that honey shit >my caste has not gone through BILLIONS OF SWEEPS of societal lambasting for you to be calling me that shit >secondly if i wanted to just sit on my ass and sing lalalala and just hope i will manifest some bitches on my tentacle i wouldnt "yearn" id start being RELIGIOUS LOLOLOL >take that wishy washy wish upon a star bullshit and roll it into a thin enough cylinder to shove it right up your pinched mother fucking wastechute >WE DON'T WANT THAT SHIT LOLOLOL
>im slapping it on both your cheeks right now >just keep talking >it charges me right up OUGHHHHH
>y'all fuck w troll kid cudi or what
dAmN NoBoDy fUcK W CuDi i gUeSs >BrUh
>sometimes i think about how i've put so many fucking other trolls in the ground >and it brings a xanthic tear down my thigh >i <3 being forced to survive
>me? gongaga
>mfw jerkoff chodemaxxed wader puts out the word >the word is bitches will be bitches >bitches respond >responses consist of bitches bitching >LOL >women never beating the CANNOT TROLL allegations
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~~(__^·> honey, what do any of these words mean? <·^__)~~
<yaoilord3> What in the nothing burger does this even mean?
hey i dont think you can use wvader youll get canceled for that kid
>WWHWHHWHW WHAT IN DA NUFFFINBORGER EEEEEEEEEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYE >i blast your bitch ass to smithereens and you are gonna KEEP coming back >im gonna keep blasting your bitch ass across the dash and you will KEEP coming back >tale your ugly ass fit and your stupid bitch boyfriend and your lame ass name and SERVE YOURSELF TO THE REST OF THE SITE >I DON'T FUCK THE SAME BITCH TWICE LOLOLOL
<yaoilord3> I'm not even trying at this point lmao, later for now Mr. Nothing Burger
>unfortunately for the haterz im made of #TougherStuff >MENTALLY UNTOUCHABLE >REPUTATION IS GOLDEN >ggs on reminding the dash that we call em girlfails for a reason though LOLOLOL
>they can mean whatever you want them to mean >as long as what you want involves being degraded and treated like the slightly more the average piece of ass you are >if not >pls ignore >this is a message for the STACIE'S
they kicked me out of the rainforest cafe for telling the animatronic trumpeting trunkbeast to turn to the nearest table of patrons and kill and kill and keep killing they can silence me but they can’t silence my message
buyin 1 archery wasnt tha best idea i accidentally hit some guy rite in the eye #bullseye ig?? #violence #gore
You simply don’t miss.
yk what hell yeah
>something about a certain trend https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7cf2624585e4.png