@involuntarilyLulzworthy — #nsfw
>nobody ask where i've been >just know that i can smell how bitchmade some of you are all the way from my hideyhole LOLOLOL >never speak on my glorious wretched dread empresses again >idgaf about the rest of the caste system & the nuance of rebellion i just really want the tyrians to shatter my fucking pelvic structure
>using this as my official application for consideration when the empress inevitably decides she needs some kind of politically convenient mascot to occasionally keep around to fuck, wheel out for public appearances, and use as a distraction while she's busy committing historically significant atrocities somewhere
>i have no genuine fucking clue what a wife is supposed to be but if it's anything close to what i'm imagining then sucks to suck champ >inb4 you go planning any romantic reunions you might wanna politely suggest she rinse out the lingering traces of that premium gilded bio-adhesive i personally fucked down her shoutcolumn last night LOLOLOL
>with the way i put so much belt to ass on random mother fuckers on this website each night >i could make BANK off impact play LOLOLOL #nsfw i guess
>be me >wake up from an early daylight attempt at conking the fuck out >immediately realize the late-nite ecosystem can be weaponized to my advantage >nobody conscious enough to give a fuck is awake enough to judge the shit i’m about to unleash onto the timeline >i'magenius.jpeg >anyways calling upon all tyrians to treat me like a disposable digital body bag >address me like i’m a particularly premium high-voltage slab of meat one electrical incident away from combusting outright >tfw the internal charge has reached critical mass and i need to RRELEASEEEE #nsfw
>idk what a serket is but it can #SuckIt LOLOLOL >and by it >i mean my worm #nsfw