>got done watching troll christopher nolan's new film "wherein a weathered threshecutioner fresh from the annihilation of a world-ending conflict claws his way across an uncaring sea of stars toward the colony he should have reclaimed cycles ago. every stretch of ocean conspires to keep him from his matesprit, the weird shitty orphan wriggler he is grooming to be his successor, and the throne awaiting him. gods (that are probably not real), monsters (that ARE probably real), cannibalistic freaks, enchantresses, and the cosmos itself all take turns trying to decide whether his legend deserves to end in triumph or as another corpse swallowed by the final frontier" >kind of sucked major nards but i truly do appreciate the theatre staff committing an auditory war crime and blowing out every fucking speaker in a five mile radius just to drown out every last useless waste of genetic material who wouldnt shut the fuck up about there not being enough butt sex going on >most of them died the moment the mono-cular biped cried like a bitch but i was lucky because i brought my headphones LOLOLOL >4/10 troll zendaya should've showed her tits