>who want me >no seriously who wants me >im selling myself into indentured servitude until further notice >i'll do anything >i'll fuck you and/or any of your quadmates (if you're of a cuckish persuasion) >i'll clean your disgusting shithole hive >i'll refill your cupe every night with a guaranteed promise that i won't poison your filtration system to get rid of you >mfw i will literally bathe you with my own tongue if i need to >hire me >tell me you want me >give me money NOW
+|-=[} Currently considering your offer {]=-|+
>if its as good of a side hustle as you say >then perhaps exercise some fucking initiative and join the elite minority of fortunate nerd ass loser gamers who can boast their very own performance-enhancing digislave >AND ACTUALLY OFFER ME SOME FUCKING MONEY TO DO THIS >PLEASE >GIVE ME MONEY NOW YOU USELESS WADER
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>this was primarily directed toward trolls with the requisite financial liquidity to provide me with a material incentive to perform degrading morally reprehensible shit at their behest >who am i to turn my nose up at the hard-earned caegars of the average commontroll tho LOLOLOL >trust me bro >you will love having me as your submissive sparkstud leper
+|-=[} Well,i need a sweatrag for my ass,and you need a troll with enough money to sponsor an entire cluster of galaxies,so i think there's one conclusion to this #nsfw {]=-|+
>ngl doesn't even rank among the most pathologically degrading solicitations i've received over the course of my existence >can't help but somewhat admire the unabashed shame LOL >keep the credits flowing and i'll leave fang marks around your waste sphincter like a leech >IDGAF LOLOLOL
+|-=[} Then consider yourself the lucky troll who's going to make out with my sweaty greasy asshole until it's spit-shined,and after it's spit-shined too #nsfw {]=-|+
>first genuine blood-engorged tentatentarection i've had this entire fucking WIPE dude >thank fuck for my uncanny ability to attract some of the most degenerate life-forms ever LOLOLOL
READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ Tempting offer. But, broke is broke. ]
>i'd say "felt" but honestly i think the original chit already constitutes an unspoken declaration of mutual psychic damage so profound that attempting to follow it up with anything else would just be redundant >tbf though >if your pockets are running on a deficit i'll also accept food drugs and/or miscellaneous acts of material generosity as alternative forms of compensation LOLOLOL >if you've got a need to abuse someone's autonomy i got you