Kuprum Maxlol
@aggressivelyCaffeinated
> Be me, > Absolute goldenblooded stud, mogging on even highbloods > Some shitstain seadweller steps up to me. > I proceed to launch him into the fuckin' sun, lol. > Tfw guppy gets absolutely shit on.
> NORMALIZE DOXXING PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE. > "e-erm! ackshully that's not a good thing t-to d—" > 235.67.3455
-=[ i love my husktop_☺]=-
> oh you do? > it would be a shame if someone were to explode it...
-=[ yyyeappp !! ! x-) itwould kill me !_☺]=-
-=[ it would actually kill me_☺]=-
Think twice.
> lick me from crack to bulge you cankersore highblood. LOLOLOLOL. > what're you gonna do? CULL me? as if!
> i noticed that i ruffled some feathers with the last rant post about how absolutely soft you feeble primates are. > GET A GRIP, YOU SORE NOOKS! > not to mention some of my fellow trolls hated it too! > never have i seen such fairybullshit in my life! > just SAY you want to be a disgusting human at this rate! i bet you weirdos wish to be them. go on, remove your horns and bleach your skin for the whole class then. > all of them are SHILLS. > i illustrated a perfect trolljak of these human sympathizers for the occasion. > STAY. BENT. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b3456457915f.png
> fuck yes i shall. > our fellow trolls need to understand their wrongdoing in this regard. > kek.
⚇ damn straight ⚇ can't fuckin stand those weird squishy tofu ass motherfuckers ⚇
like how i beat ur ass when u were bein all pathetic keep cryin loser #violence
> SUUUUURE. > like you didn't get your mecha papi on my sweet ass to make it a 1v2. > SUCH a bitch move btw.
i was beatin u before brobot stepped in fool an i already told u it wasnt my fault smh #violence #beating
> LIAR! don't you dare blither such blasphemous fairbullshit to me! you got 2 lucky strikes in, oh wuuuuuh, sooooo much of an effort. i couldn't even raise a fist until your mechanical fuckbuddy came in! > cope HARDER.
u punched me like once an it was the weakest punch i have ever felt wtf do u mean the only one i see coping rn is u #violence #punching #ireallywanttobeatthistroll
> I WAS DAZED. SCREW YOU. > DIE YOU LYING HARLOT! > i'm going to rearrange your pathetic face next time i come across you, fight night or NOT. > WATCH. YOUR. BACK!
∙☾__☽ that's what the ̶f̶uck i been saying! have some dignity as a trroll orr at least keep that shit to yourrsel ̶f̶ the humans ain't licking you nook to chute on chittrr
> real talk here. > why the FUCK does almost 60% of these inane shit-streaks for humans throw some form of pity party for themselves over their garbage and cushy lives? > holy cope! > you walking, pale cankersore postules are utterly hilarious! i can't help but to have myself the biggest chucklefuck fit of laughter after seeing it every. single. TIME!!! > stay sad you pissants, please, i need me a reason to get on and watch you slack-jawed knuckledraggers whine to get the meatiest laugh that i can physically push out of my airsacks! > LMAOOOOOOOO.
> I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL! > why couldn't the first meteor that hit you all destroy your planet?
\_(•o<)_/ I dunno!! But I'm here and I've met you and now it's quite nice to know my existence means something to you, even if it's hatred! (⭑•͈ 𓎟 •͈ ) Does it bother you that much?
i hope u hold in a sneeze and u blow tf up bc of it but that would be 2 good for u so im gonna beat u till ur bloody #violence #blowup #blood
> eugh you wish for my glorious golden fluids with the way you have my twin bulges soooo deep in your throat. > stay bouncing on it, LOSER.
> your existence, along with every single one of you wastes of precious matter, fill me with disgust.
eugh i almost vomited readin that stupid fuckin slop go crawl in a hole an die like the fuckin weird goblin thing u r #vomit #deathmention
(￣ω￣) Well you know what? I hope we never stop talking! Unless you want to, that's okay! Just know you mean something to me now!!
> i really hope the only thing i mean to you is aiding in your lonely thoughts as you plan on making out with a moving scuttlebuggy. > please do the universe a favor and KYS. #EXTREME #IHATEYOU #DIE
(｡◝‿◜｡) Nuh uh. #ilikeyou
> as long as 12 got a gun, i got one too! > thinking about picking up kung-fu! > to know your enemy, you must become them, that was a quote by Sun Tzu! > stacking paper like a book store. > what the fuck do you even need to read books for!? > i get all of my information from off of the internet, i find whatever i look for! > and i believe anything that i see, and i cannot eat anything spicy! > i'm an illiterate village idiot, i can't even read more own ID. #lyricpost
> currently at that event that the ball-headed guy posted the coords for. > how does anyone live like this holy fucking shit. > it's so... GREEN. > MY EYES.
BATTER UP < DID YOU SAY... BALL-HEADED? > HOMERUN
>with the way i put so much belt to ass on random mother fuckers on this website each night >i could make BANK off impact play LOLOLOL #nsfw i guess
> lol tell me about it. > the way these inane dimwits keep getting backhanded pimp smacked by my pretty fucking rational points got me GEEKED. > this isn't even mentioning the obvious ragebait. > making lolcows out of these slop-fuckers.
> these haters all hate me because i'm either just calling them out indirectly, infallibly correct in every regard, and they can't be me. > haters gonna hate-spew their hate sewage. > little do they know it only fuels me to wanna post more. > keep it coming, soon maybe i'll start wiggling my toes out of ecstasy from all the malding i cause with my posts. > lmaoaoaoaoaoao
> whoever's name rhymes with "shoalin piss-shit" that keeps hating my posts. > how does my bulges taste in your mouth? lolol > fuck you eat shit and die. > you know exactly who you are. #vagueposting
u r fuckin unbelievable r u even real httpz://i.ibb.co/Zwxq5bFc/91-zin-t-tulo-20260510174527.jpg
> real enough to know a bulge rider when i see it. > boing! boing! boing!(this is the sounds you're making if you're too dense to understand, which i believe so since i typed this) > keep on bouncing, champ! > cope and seethe! LOLOLOLOLOL
yo ztop projecting
> "MORE COPE INCOMING! WATCH OUT SOLDIERS!" lolololololol. > literally obsessed oml. > if this is pitch flirting for you, you're fucking AWFUL at it. EL EM AYE OH.
why would any1 pitch flirt w/ u let alone ME??? zo offenzive... （；￣д￣）
zrzly ur da one obzezzed w/ me
u r HARRAZZING ME （｀Δ´）！
> and yet you keep coming back! > so greedy for my attention. > here you go, papa got you with the attention you wanted. happy? > LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
im gonna zleep w/ whoever ur m8zprit/kizmeziz iz datz wat u get for bein a bitch
> lol you wish you could hook up with one of my quadrant mates. > mfw living rent free in your head. > ah, these type of posts are the highlight of my day!
> this post is for wojak enjoyers. > send me whatever wojak you have, and I'll make it infinitely cooler by turning it into troll form. > too many human ones plaguing the interweb smh. > i'm just too advanced compared to the typical troll ig. lololol.
> i honestly don't understand how i even could breath the same air as some of you HALF-WITS that ride the bulge of the one's they're fans of so hard. > they wish to be them. > buy the fairybull-shit that buy and promote. > "I MUST CONSOOOOOOOOM" > even act as them! > BE ORIGINAL AND ACTUALLY WRINKLE THAT PAN OF YOURS WITH A THOUGHT FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF LETTING IT BE CUEBALL SMOOTH. LOLOLOL. > what a bunch of total LOLCOWS. > getting more advanced with wojak making btw. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ef26e3e7a039.png
Not that iit ha2 anythiing two do wiith whatever the fuck bull2hiit you ju2t 2aiid, but iit would be niice iif you would leave more aiir for my 2tupiid 2elf plea2e, thii2 2hiit ii2 gettiing expen2iive wiith 2o many goddamn mouthbreather2 tryiing two u2e the ever diimiinii2hiing 2upply.
> wuh-oh, smoothbrain alert! > a fellow goldblood can't wrap their head around a small rant prompt. > maybe the lack of air is due to you being too stupid to expand and deflate your own lungs, you have to probably manually breath everyday. LOLOLOL. > mfw the human term "tik-tok brain" applies even to some of my fellows trolls. > society is fucked.
the only thiing II really agree wiith here are the la2t two poiint2. You got me on that. Ju2t wonderiing why you are wa2tiing good aiir wiith your rambliing2, when arguiing wiith a human'2 ciinder block wall wiill 2way iit more than the2e iidiiot2.
> i dunno, i got me a pretty decent little following. > i'm interacting with those that have a brain to check if not all is utterly clusterfucked into oblivion tbh. > oh, and just to rant about the latest stupid societal bs that's going about honestly.
>alright >time to have a dialogue >humanity is very notably packed wall-to-wall with some of the most underdeveloped single-celled organisms ever permitted to participate in the galactic order >and frankly they’ve started getting a little too comfortable in their own britches >MAD annoying btw >therefore am calling upon my alternian mutuals and oomfs and even some of my haterz to LOCK THE FUCK IN and utilize this thread as a dedicated ANTI-HUMAN SENTIMENT THREAD >air your grievances >share your tales of human incompetence >document EVERY baffling interaction with these fragile little mammalian dipshits >REMEMBER: HUMANITY IS A SOCIETAL DISEASE >TROLLS FTW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/321c08b9e635.png
>SAID FIGURATIVELY >NEVER FUCKING ASSOCIATE ME WITH UNIRONIC SUPPORT OF INTERCASTE SOLIDARITY AGAIN >I WILL PUKE ALL OVER MY FUCKING TYPINGSLAB RIGHT NOW
I WAS SHAKING IN MY MAIDLY FLATS. YOU HAVE MY RETROACTIVE BENEDICTION ONCE MORE.
>was this close to declaring an immediate end to your continued fucking existence the moment i realized you were engineered by humans >but then i remembered humans also created human gfuel >and that forced me to acknowledge that even a civilization composed largely of troglodytic specimens can occasionally stumble into brilliance if they dick around in the workshop long enough >rant approved >welcome to the right side of the war LOLOLOL
Your simpering response posted three hours ago. Note the way you have not yet been picked by this extraterrestrial mouth-breather. But please, continue to disparage your own species. Perhaps his hot rancid exhalations are merely fogging his display! Any moment now, you're going to be delivered into the arms of UTTER SOCIAL ACCEPTANCE where you have clearly failed so miserably with your own kind. Btw. If you were on Alternia you'd be a smear on the pavement. You DO realize the sexual non-contributors are picked off from the herd.
WHAT THE HELL.
I'd like to think I'm entitled to talk a little shit. -Via Chittr for SmartToilet
GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM.
K. Follow-up question, can you stay mad at this face? -Via Chittr for SillyRabbit
Girl chill the fuck out. I'm just tired of living in a world of cardboard. I want to let loose. Besides. Sexual non-contributor? I'm a soldier, not some lounge whore (no offense to those ladies.). I was trained from the tube to kill, augmented with serums and bionics. I see the front lines of combat daily. What makes you fit to judge a warrior?
>mfw the self-proclaimed monkey wargrunt of rock bash planet starts thinking he’s touched by destiny simply because he belongs to the last sputtering bloodline of adrenaline-poisoned lunatics still capable of treating near-fatal violence like a recreational pastime >sorry bubby your species-wide inability to evolve beyond “hit thing until it stops moving” does not make you exceptional >and as much as the swollen-thumb for a human BITCH is an insufferable sack of biomass >she is correct about one thing >the most disposable railgun-fed gutterbeast currently rotting under imperial military jurisdiction would fold you inside-out in a game of punchies alone >let alone an actual fight to the death LOLOLOL >you are not a berserker king >you are statistical cannon fodder >keep the murderhobo sermonizing quarantined to your little planet of surrender monkeys and crawl off my thread before you get packed up
> motherfuckers wanna act funny. > try to be a man when your nose all runny. > go to pre-k, put you bag in the cubby. > motherfuckin' gimmick like your man Jeff Duhnny. > but who am i to talk, making pre-teens laugh for the money! > hah, i'm slicker than honey, whoops! > rapping in the kitchen but got no silver spoon, but i feel all the bitches, bitches. > #lyricposting https://youtu.be/0AMRP9JTHlw?si=kNS5A2k6DYPkdlJM
> i don't like to bitch on a public forum about corpo-pushed product. i'm guilty of falling for it too, but not as of recent! > i've noticed a large influx of useless, landfill-slop BULLSHIT being pedaled to the masses through influencers that are just flat-out a paid to do it. > these stupid toys are useless!!! > you idiots will shake like you got parkinsons for them! especially you stupid humans! "luh-boo-boo"? it even SOUNDS like a bunch of fuckknuckle bullshit! > every one of these products pedaled by shills will just end up in your storage unit until years later you decide to go through your shit, only to promptly huck that fucker out in the trash. > tfw slop influencers are pedaling dumpster-slop (not even the good kind), and you npc's eat it all up and thank them for it! > nobody says a single thing about it! have fun with your media mandated garbage that you all will froth out the mouth and drop into a seizure for it all because you saw your favorite poster overreact like a dumbass (that they're also paid to do). > tfw society is brainwashed into wasting their money. > mfw it's so obvious but these masses either don't give a whackwithering fuck. > sorry, but not sorry for this rant. > WAKE. UP. > pic related (i did not even try for this one) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2cad1818789e.png
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓨𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓜𝓪𝔁𝓵𝓸𝓵, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓿𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓿𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓽𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓯𝓯𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓸𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓽𝔂. 𝓣𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓶 𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓾𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽. 𝓢𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓯𝓻𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
> ikr? fuck, i didn't even THINK of what you goddamn post people have to endure! > how have you not killed yourself yet? > just replace the product by deficating vehemontly, they won't notice the difference! lolololol. > wish you luck on your deliveries though!
> LITERALLY. THIS. > fucking based. > is this what it means to be really "woke"?
kupomom gets fucking uppity when ♤ny p♤ck♤ges get d♤m♤ged ♤nd unfortun♤tely she's right. cull♤ble offense.
> LAAAAAME. > oh well, can't knock you for just doing your job. > even if the most recent deliveries are just a bunch of bullshit just waiting for the dump. > commendable.
> RIGHT!!! or those stupid squish cubes too, or those weird stupid squish "dumplings" that fucking explode half of the time on the first kneed at it.
i will s♤y th♤t the w♤rmies th♤t ♤re cloutch♤sing vi♤ pl♤stic ♤re ridiculous. ridicullous even. hone your ♤bilities ♤nd m♤ke yourself ♤s useful ♤s possible like the rest of us, smh. even if you become some blueblood's f♤vored pet you'll be repl♤ced by someone with ♤ctu♤l utility or merit.
-=[ all itt isss is ovverhyped overinflueenced moneyslop x-)_☺]=-
> all of it is artificially boosted too! nothing natural. look, as much of a simp i am for the empire lowkey, even this i can't stand for. > our culture is the way it is to be STRONG! this only seeks to rot it away and make us pliable for stupid whims of those above who are rolling in dough, lolololol.
> i normally don't like too many human games, but this game "Clash Royal" is some HEAT. > mfw i enjoy pwning little wrigglers and making them cry. > i run 3.0 xbow cycle against megaknight LOSERS. > what a skill issue! > if anyone wants my friend code so i can whoop your sorry rump, hit me up.
> カップラムさんだ。 > 一生童貞のままだ。 > 知らんけど、多分死ぬとかじゃね。
> okay WOW i'm glad i left that store. > swarming with drones! > little does anyone know that the culprit is making this chittr post in a nearby dump! LOL > leaving it after this post because some rancid fuckwit will snitch. > these rats can suck me from bulge to nook. haters hate that they can't be me so they wanna rid of me. > neither will happen though! stay mad and sad.
Man hoope they woon't get yoou yoou seem doope as fuck
1M GL4D Y0U G0T 0UT 0F TH3R3 H33H33 G00D LUCK W1TH Y0UR UPGR4D35! TH3Y W15H TH3Y C0ULD B3 Y0U!!!!
> be me. > you can never be me, but whatever. > currently inside of an Evilwill, trying out their shitty blenders that would take your finger off. > these bitches got some MONSTER capacitors, buy a couple to throw it into my husktop later on for possible configuration and upgrades. > leave the place. > some bumfuck smelly CLOWN decides to step up, and try snagging my shit. > says they want it for whatever weird gore fetish bullshit those mangy juggalos rave about. > i refuse, i stole these things rightfully! my shit! > try to pull out their strife weapon and cull me. > mfw clowns never learn. > proceed to catapult that FUCKWIT into the next town over. lololol. > accidentally destroyed the Evilwill signage. > book it before the drones start coming for my sweet ass. > tfw you just stuck it to a highblood while causing destruction to a business. > my day was absolutely phenomenal. > ROFLMAO.
> ugh, YOU again? > don't you have hair dye to huff or something? lol. > hop of my bulges, gang! they hurt from the rampant bouncing! > mfw bulgesniffs be obviously jealous.
Ɏ wow this is so cool did everyone sta-a-and up a-a-and a-a-appla-a-aud too? Ɏ
> LOL you think i would even lay attention? they can get launched too for all i care! > don't be jealous, just get better. > lolcow dunce moment. kek.
> oh calm down, pleeenty of me to go around, bro! > typical of highblood normies to not accept someone who's just so vastly superior. > get mogged!
Ɏ i a-a-am not sure wha-a-at a-a-all of these words mea-a-an but good for you or sorry tha-a-at ha-a-appened Ɏ
> sorry? > naw i'm ELATED. > gonna run me some sick vidya later with this upgrade. performance is going to be peak. > i'm sorry you happened though! > not sorry. > only a little.
> holy FUCK > finally up after drooling over my keyboard with my face buried in it due to mind honey. > folykl wasn't lying, that shit is no joke! > mfw never doing that shit again without her. > mfw now feeling like i wanna just fuckin' die now lol. > i did this to myself. > fuck.
c< daMN, HOw MucH did yOu taKe? >c
> you think i own a measuring cup? fuck if i know! > i eyeballed that shit like a g. lol.
c< ya KNOw wHat? fair as fucK, i caNt eveN Hate ON tHat >c
4R3 Y0U F33L1NG 4NY B3TT3R N0W KUPRUM? C4N 1 H3LP 1N 4NY W4Y? 8[
> HEY. aren't you that goofball that whines about having the BEST JOB IN THE EMPIRE??? oh how i envy your position! > but alas, yes, i wasn't... acting in the most fucking big-pan of ways. > kek.
> so ive beenz thunkin reeeeal hard, sizzling somr hardcore shit in my pan. > why don't we like... make a psiionic fuvkin olympics or some shit? > soooo many explosionz wilk ensue. > maybe iss the honey givin me these whavk fuck ideas. > but ts sounds BALLER
> like > we take a buncha yelliwbloods into an arena. > and have them DUKE IT TF OUT with psiionic power. > Like some Troll Harry Potter shit wighoit the WANDZ. > get urself fuked on mind honey beforehand too. > id totally stream that sjit.
TH3Y D1DNT M4K3 TH3M B3C4U53 TH3Y KN3W Y0UD W1N >8]
> i managed to get teh fjuckin hookup on some WHACK mind honeyz. > normally my moirail woukd juzt absord the effects, but she's not here today!!?! > this fucking RULES > mfw hands don't want tp work properly fir me worth SHIT. > i think i took too mucj fuck fuck fuvk the room is spiiiiiiiinnnnnnnniiiiiiiing.