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Kuprum Maxlol
@aggressivelyCaffeinated
> Be me, > Absolute goldenblooded stud, mogging on even highbloods > Some shitstain seadweller steps up to me. > I proceed to launch him into the fuckin' sun, lol. > Tfw guppy gets absolutely shit on.
> lol > the empress gave me quite a gift with our last meet-up, so glad i was able to assist with the terraforming project! thank you as always, Condesce! > pic related (( This is an artwork made by a very talented and neat friend-o. Can't thank them enough! Enjoy this as much as I did. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7945bb70c950.png
(( Every time I see the fucking Electro Wizard from Clash Royal I can't help but to think of Kuprum. I hate it! #randomaf
> DESPITE WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED AT THIS COOKOUT, I STILL HATE HUMANS. FUCK YOU! I DONT HAVE A THING FOR HUMANS EAT SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!! >8(
Maybe it's the contrarian in me but something about this post seems suspiciously untrue.
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Me and one million other things.
> you're certainly higher up on my shit list! > fuck off i don't LIKE HUMANS NO NO NO NEVER NO!!!!!!
Aww, how quaint. II'll be sure two keep low enough on the tiers two avoid stepping on the toes of whatever human has piqued your interest.
> HRGRGRGRGRH N I HUMAN HAS MY INTEREST "PIQUED" PISS OFF DAMN IT
> *NO HUMAN > look what you did i fucking TYPO'D BECAUSE OF HOW INTENSELY I FEEL
> fuck, now i dunno what to do after all that... *stuff* > #vaguepost
> lol kicked her ass at #brawl-out.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ She got you back after the fact tho #isawthewayshemadeypuflustered #shegotyourassinthataspect #hopeyouenjoyedthesprite
> SHUTUPTHAT'SNOTWHATHAPPENEDATALL > fuck you > the sprite was nice though...
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ wheres ur lil friend. ]
> lol > learned how to max my aura by vaporizing water off my entire body > also been getting myself more in shape! def need to post a physique photo lmao
Hell yeah!!! You go fellow gold!e!!! #GoldPower
> LOL fuck yes > losers be mad fr at us because they cant float shit as good as us > or shock > kekekekekek
Exactly!!! Chumps be so pent out of shape just cause they don't get the cool powers l!ke we do!!!
> UUUUGH. this isn't newrly fiya as i thought. need more peeps to beat the snot outta eachother— mad that the one bitch i wanted to see hasn't shown yet! > #brawl-out
> BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I TOUCHED IT I TOUCHED IT! > i fucking LOVE a good shocker!!! > lolololololol > MINE
▲yeah alright course you would▼
> of course! > lmao you wouldn't understand, especially as a meager jade > get bent lolololololol
▼whatever▲
> lol for once i find myself agreeing with a VIOLET-CASTE SEADWELLER > dating humans is fucking whack lololololol > just say you hate being a troll at that rate > tfw you see your troll bretheren succumb to these soft-skinned PRIMATES > mfw you know that they know that they're just settling at the end of the day because they flop with quadrants so they just end up doing those weird fuck-off 1 on 1 relationships that humans do > holy fucking copium!!! LOOOOOOOOOOL! #troll-supremacy
> EUGH THIS FUCKING PRICK JUST STARTED MOANING MID-WAY THROUGH AND I THINK ACTUALLY ENJOYING IT??? > WHY > WHY ME > WHY DID I DECIDE TO WORK WITH A DEGENERATE!? > I CAN NEVER WIN! > I HAVE A LOLCOW MADE OUT OF ME NOW > "why are we still here? just to suffer?"
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE GET FUCKED.
> I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
Love you too, 8ro-chacho. ;;;;}
> i'm going to strangle this cobalt slop-fucker i stg #vaguepost #not-really-though
i will give you 15 caegars.
dont settle for that, im offering you more.
> nope, the pocket lint is mandatory, i'm standing on that one lololololol
Do it, it's the same fucker bothering me.
i got plenty of pocket lint where that came from.
> when does he not bother someone? > lol, too bad i need this fucking bozo loser for the event upcoming > i've been waiting TOO. LONG. to beat the snot out of that lalonde! >8/
premium weathered quality too. got a bit of actual sand mixed in.
> FUCKEN. HELL. I HATE THE DESERT. this douchebag cobalt sure has the right idea in terms of setting, because this area is making me wanna CAVE SOMEONE'S FACE IN! > at least i'm being compensated... > moving sand with psiionics is way more annoying than i thought it'd be, terraforming in this hizzy and all, lololol > time to get back to the grind
> unsure what to rant about, hmm...
[I ZAY]--> Maybe y𖦹u d𖦹n't need t𖦹 rant ab𖦹ut anything right n𖦹w.
> psh, there's ALWAYS something to rant about! > btw, see that you've uh... got yourself a new change! > hope all is well with you! 8)
> gonna pollute the local water system with half a keg of this mind honey that I have barely chewed through lol > this district is about to have the TIME. OF. THEIR. LIFE. LMAO. #substance
> IN OTHER NEWS! > how has this menagerie cesspool been doing? > lol
Bro your "#1 fan" i$ fucking dying over ghere
I ghave no idea We're playing $grub i know tghat gha$ $ometghing to do witgh it but i don't know wghat ghappened to gher
> oh fuck > well i hope she's okay damn it! > it'll be a sad day if i come back to one of the more based users on here getting themselves culled
> well well well > certainly has been WAY too long since I've been on! let's start it with me painting you lot a good ol' fashion picture of these events i'm about to bitch about lololololol > be me > walking down the street, wanting to go grab myself a platter of clucknugs and grubsauce > walk into the fine establishment > go to the register with monerz > should be only 3 Ceagar all together, right? haven't been here for a solid sweep! certainly it's still the same price, right? > WRONG. IT'S NOW 6 CEAGAR. > DOUBLE THE PRICE IN A SINGLE SWEEP????????? > LOLOLOLOL YOU GOTTA BE ASSFUCKING ME HERE DUDE LMAOOOOOO > you can't fucking win in this loser ass society i swear > regardless of caste nowadays it seems! > whatever, ended up just making myself some hotpockets at home instead, what a lolcow experience. > mfw soon 1 ceagar is going to be worthless at some point > 10 ceagar will be the new 1 ceagar > lolololololol
> i really need to craft more trolljak's, i've been slacking hard ngl
> why the fuck are we still paying for bottled water as a society? > "iTz FIlTeREd ReEeEEe" > uh, get a fucking water filter then, you soyboy fuckhead? lololololol > tfw you're getting the same amount of hydration regardless if it's from a brand-named bottle or the tap
KUPRUM ZTRIKEZ AGAIN WITH ANOTHER #TRUTHNUKE !!!!!!
> you know it!!! >8} > can always count on you for the extra hype as always, laulum! lmfaooooo
> when the fuck did modern anime become so... > what's the word? > oh yeah, pretentious AF! > so many plot holes it puts most hermaphrodites to shame at this rate lmao. > totally not posting about 7 Deadly Sins rn
I THINK 7 DEADLY ZINZ IZ JUZT BAD. LIKE, EVEN FOR MODERN ANIME ZTANDARDZ
7 deadly frames per sec/)nd sh/)uld N(\T be sp/)ken /)f in any setting unpr/)mpted. i was ab/)ut t/) sleep im already in my recuprac/)/)n and reading “7 deadly sins” activated a fight /)r flight resp/)nse faster than any sleeper agent in my system has EVER.
> it is lmao, i got into it with the first 2 seasons, and that's all fine and good until you begin getting further and just realising that it's all just bullshit bad writing and fan service character bs lmao