Kuprum Maxlol
@aggressivelyCaffeinated
> Be me, > Absolute goldenblooded stud, mogging on even highbloods > Some shitstain seadweller steps up to me. > I proceed to launch him into the fuckin' sun, lol. > Tfw guppy gets absolutely shit on.
(⺣ﻌ⺣) ... Hi, everyone! Good morning! I hope all is well. I know I'm doing great.
> lol, i came to your account SPECIFICALLY to tell you that i hope your morning SUCKS. > eat shit you slopfucking barkbeast, lolololololol.
٩(•͈ ꇴ •͈)و ̑̑❀ KUPRUM!! HI!! I hope your day is going well, too!!
> be me. > see that some FOID still wishes me a "good day". > mfw it's a human. > day ruined.
-=[ i love my husktop_☺]=-
> oh you do? > it would be a shame if someone were to explode it...
-=[ yyyeappp !! ! x-) itwould kill me !_☺]=-
-=[ it would actually kill me_☺]=-
Think twice.
> lick me from crack to bulge you cankersore highblood. LOLOLOLOL. > what're you gonna do? CULL me? as if!
@aggressivelyCaffeinated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb0df90d94ef.png
> RRRRRRRRRGHHHHH. > DAMN IT ALL DAMN IT ALL!!!
(。-｀ω´-) Thanks to that gold blood, I've never felt so alive! He makes me feel stronger! I don't know how, or why, but it's fun and I like it!
> if you like it so much, go have a jerk-off pity party sesh then while thinking about exactly how disgusting you are. > ABSOLUTE COPE.
ヽ(＾∇＾)ﾉ*:･’ﾟ☆ You say some silly things, but that's okay! I just think it's funny how you keep responding. (・ω・ ) Do I really make a good impression on you like this?
> please drink chloroform for me then if you just absolutely looove me then. lololol. i bet it'll taste really good! go on, do it! i beg you. > bozo.
ﾍ( ´∀｀)ﾉ Now now, I never said I loved you! I simply said I liked you! There's a difference... ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑) Unless there is something you're not telling me? I don't judge!! #scandalous #thisisfun
> EUGH!!! like i could come to like ANY of you useless clumps of molecules! it's a shame that the universe put together a collective mass of the most idiotic atoms and stuck them into one, single fuckwit alien. > you WISH i could feel that way about you i bet, weirdo! > stay bouncing on it.
(^▽^)/ You seem to really enjoy saying those things. Why?
> if you can't understand why, then your pan must have a lot of whistling wind it from being COMPLETELY. EMPTY.
( ✪ワ✪)ノBecause you LIIIIKE MEEE?
> REPREHENSIBLE SLOP PEDALER. > the only way i would like you is when you're not existent upon this plane! > >8[
I, for one, and not pale or pink, actually. quite the opposite.
> WHAT??? > wait a minute... > EWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU ALL DON'T EVEN COME IN A SINGULAR COLOR??? > color me absolutely PERTERBED. > I HATE HUMANS I HATE HUMANS I HATE ALL YOU HUMANS.
Neither do trolls technically. yall come in 12.
> blood is VASTLY different, don't you dare blasphemous our society! > SHAME. > regardless of your exteriors, you all will meet an inevitable heat death one day, and i can't wait.
// I like how none of the anti-human posts would work for a black character cause criteria is "pale", "pink", "peachy", "white" I mean, going the other direction would not be great. Bad, actually very bad, but it is funny. over here with a black character. makes me think of that one Xavier Renegade Angel bit "Flesh colored? How offensive." I dont interact with those posts or invite them here, but I do think it's funny.
// I like to imagine that some trolls (Like Kuprum) have never even seen someone of color at all before, and would probably shit their pants upon finding out that humans come in a variety of different races.
(( that's really fucking funny. "they come in different colors???" i don't think he'd survive that. ))
// REAL SHIT. The thought is honestly hysterical to think about. Thanks for the laugh oddhjsjshdlfkh
(( glad i could provide!
// Kuprum: "WHY ARE YOU... *BROWN*?" "I dunno, just born like that bro." Kuprum: "... Please stop it."
I see my prior post has sparked some ire. Allow me to elaborate. The definition of female is: "An animal that produces egg(s)." In this instance the only female troll would be the mother grub. And even that is debatable due to the Mother Grub's nebulous definition as "Lusus". Sex has nothing to do with which party probes. Only about which party carries seed (or slurry in this case) and which party holds eggs. If you wish to tell me that trolls are intersex then you must also tell me with a straight face that spotted hyenas are also intersex. Furthermore this has nothing to do with societal gender. Such a thing is solely phenotypical and has no place in an objective discussion about biological functions. #nsfw (for safety's sake)
> BASED AS FUCK. > the only mangey fuckwit of a human to actually stand on business. > i fw that heavy. lololol.
> i noticed that i ruffled some feathers with the last rant post about how absolutely soft you feeble primates are. > GET A GRIP, YOU SORE NOOKS! > not to mention some of my fellow trolls hated it too! > never have i seen such fairybullshit in my life! > just SAY you want to be a disgusting human at this rate! i bet you weirdos wish to be them. go on, remove your horns and bleach your skin for the whole class then. > all of them are SHILLS. > i illustrated a perfect trolljak of these human sympathizers for the occasion. > STAY. BENT. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b3456457915f.png
like how i beat ur ass when u were bein all pathetic keep cryin loser #violence
> SUUUUURE. > like you didn't get your mecha papi on my sweet ass to make it a 1v2. > SUCH a bitch move btw.
i was beatin u before brobot stepped in fool an i already told u it wasnt my fault smh #violence #beating
> LIAR! don't you dare blither such blasphemous fairbullshit to me! you got 2 lucky strikes in, oh wuuuuuh, sooooo much of an effort. i couldn't even raise a fist until your mechanical fuckbuddy came in! > cope HARDER.
u punched me like once an it was the weakest punch i have ever felt wtf do u mean the only one i see coping rn is u #violence #punching #ireallywanttobeatthistroll
> I WAS DAZED. SCREW YOU. > DIE YOU LYING HARLOT! > i'm going to rearrange your pathetic face next time i come across you, fight night or NOT. > WATCH. YOUR. BACK!
> real talk here. > why the FUCK does almost 60% of these inane shit-streaks for humans throw some form of pity party for themselves over their garbage and cushy lives? > holy cope! > you walking, pale cankersore postules are utterly hilarious! i can't help but to have myself the biggest chucklefuck fit of laughter after seeing it every. single. TIME!!! > stay sad you pissants, please, i need me a reason to get on and watch you slack-jawed knuckledraggers whine to get the meatiest laugh that i can physically push out of my airsacks! > LMAOOOOOOOO.
＼＼\٩(>w<)۶//／／ You know, I'm starting to really enjoy you. Something about your energy makes me feel... challenged! Is this what rivalry is all about?!?!
> I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL! > why couldn't the first meteor that hit you all destroy your planet?
\_(•o<)_/ I dunno!! But I'm here and I've met you and now it's quite nice to know my existence means something to you, even if it's hatred! (⭑•͈ 𓎟 •͈ ) Does it bother you that much?
> your existence, along with every single one of you wastes of precious matter, fill me with disgust.
(￣ω￣) Well you know what? I hope we never stop talking! Unless you want to, that's okay! Just know you mean something to me now!!
> i really hope the only thing i mean to you is aiding in your lonely thoughts as you plan on making out with a moving scuttlebuggy. > please do the universe a favor and KYS. #EXTREME #IHATEYOU #DIE
(｡◝‿◜｡) Nuh uh. #ilikeyou