Kuprum Maxlol
@aggressivelyCaffeinated
> Be me, > Absolute goldenblooded stud, mogging on even highbloods > Some shitstain seadweller steps up to me. > I proceed to launch him into the fuckin' sun, lol. > Tfw guppy gets absolutely shit on.
> i really need to craft more trolljak's, i've been slacking hard ngl
> why the fuck are we still paying for bottled water as a society? > "iTz FIlTeREd ReEeEEe" > uh, get a fucking water filter then, you soyboy fuckhead? lololololol > tfw you're getting the same amount of hydration regardless if it's from a brand-named bottle or the tap
KUPRUM ZTRIKEZ AGAIN WITH ANOTHER #TRUTHNUKE !!!!!!
> you know it!!! >8} > can always count on you for the extra hype as always, laulum! lmfaooooo
> when the fuck did modern anime become so... > what's the word? > oh yeah, pretentious AF! > so many plot holes it puts most hermaphrodites to shame at this rate lmao. > totally not posting about 7 Deadly Sins rn
I THINK 7 DEADLY ZINZ IZ JUZT BAD. LIKE, EVEN FOR MODERN ANIME ZTANDARDZ
7 deadly frames per sec/)nd sh/)uld N(\T be sp/)ken /)f in any setting unpr/)mpted. i was ab/)ut t/) sleep im already in my recuprac/)/)n and reading “7 deadly sins” activated a fight /)r flight resp/)nse faster than any sleeper agent in my system has EVER.
> it is lmao, i got into it with the first 2 seasons, and that's all fine and good until you begin getting further and just realising that it's all just bullshit bad writing and fan service character bs lmao
> lol > the empress gave me quite a gift with our last meet-up, so glad i was able to assist with the terraforming project! thank you as always, Condesce! > pic related (( This is an artwork made by a very talented and neat friend-o. Can't thank them enough! Enjoy this as much as I did. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7945bb70c950.png
ugh whatever g໑໑d f໑r y໑u just g໑ hem໑ an໑nym໑us and spare the embarrassment f໑r the rest ໑f us y໑u fuckⓘng bl໑໑d traⓘt໑r
> i don't do what i do for any empire, i do what i do for a fuschia baddie > did i strike a nerve? lololololol
shes n໑t just a fuchⓘsa baddⓘe she ⓘs lⓘterally THE tr໑ll resp໑nsⓘble f໑r every terrⓘble thⓘng ⓘn ໑ur fuckⓘng s໑cⓘety and that ⓘncludes all the shⓘt y໑u whⓘne ab໑ut ໑n the daⓘly yet the m໑ment she puts ໑ut a tⓘny ⓘnch y໑u snap the c໑llar ໑ver y໑ur neck
> lol, just because she started it doesn't mean she's keeping it up! sounds like hardcore cope AND a kinkshame! > jealous or something? >8)
n໑t at all ⓘ have my ໑wn "fuchⓘsa baddⓘe" dⓘfference ⓘs she ⓘs n໑t pers໑nally resp໑nsⓘble f໑r the death ໑f bⓘllⓘ໑ns ໑f tr໑lls and the t໑rture ໑f what must be trⓘllⓘ໑ns n໑t lⓘke any໑ne can keep sc໑re wⓘth h໑w ໑ften she d໑ct໑red alternⓘas hⓘst໑ry
> don't knock me for enjoying a gal with a high body count (cull-wise), I'm not against thinning out weak fuckers outta society lmao > you think i give a fuck about any of that? fuck no! lolololol > tfw you're just mad that a powerful and independent woman who happens to be the fucking empress is ABOUT me!
news flash y໑u bulge f໑r braⓘned ⓘdⓘ໑t y໑u w໑uld lⓘterally be ໑n the ch໑ppⓘng bl໑ck ⓘf any໑ne f໑und ໑ut ab໑ut half the shⓘt y໑uve p໑sted ab໑ut hⓘgh bl໑໑ds and the m໑ment she gets b໑red ໑f y໑ur thⓘrsty ass shell place y໑u ⓘn the t໑p drawer wⓘth the rest ໑f her t໑ys e><cept unlⓘke them y໑ure a whⓘny pⓘece ໑f waste s໑ shed pr໑bably just cull y໑u t໑ spare herself the ann໑yance #nsfw
> LOL! as if! i'm waaay too valuable to simply just throw out, you have no idea what i can do with my psiionics. secondly...? > being a helm sounds HAWT AF anyways! > and lastly? she agrees with the shit i post usually! for the most part, at least. I couldn't be luckier > dreamy siiiiiiigh...
> i may be stupid > . . . > that's it. that's the end of that statement > fuck you
> this site is absolutely aids this early > never have i wanted to put myself into a mind-honey induced coma until now > so many lolcows and degens > pic related > mfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/30e404f53102.jpg
> oh no, i handle it > we all have our ways of coping differently > lol
> don't act like you don't do the same, fuckhead loser. lololol
>>| .oh. .i was just .expressing my concern .about how you .are so delusional .and still. your words .are so .invaluable, to the point .i'm fascinated. that .is that.
> and yet, you come back responding like they're fine fucking internet treasure > just say you like me already at this rate > lololololol
>>| what. .i'm just having fun commenting .on such disgraceful chitt. that .is that.
> i miss the days where i had the impatience of zapping any asshat that annoyed me enough > cut the line in front of me? > launch that normie fuck into orbit > accidentally cough on me way too close behind me? > make that npc look like a licked lollipop i dropped onto a carpet and picked back up via psiionic zapping
> I'M NOT GETTING A LOT OF ELABORATION FROM THE BOTH OF YOU, JUST SAYING! >8(
xandra babe would you do the honors of poiintiing and laughiing at thiis guy
> if i had a buck for every time I've come back after a decent hiatus to see some smexy content posting, it'd be 2 > which isn't a lot but it's weird that it has happened twice > lmao
> i always enter during the hours with the horniest mfers > empress, if you read this, kindly do this amazing goldblood a favor, and drone strike some fuckers!
> lol > no I'm always going to be rash to most of these chudmaxxer's
> i'm willing to make exceptions if the individual is funny! >8)
> been on a wee bit of a hiatus from posting some fucking truth bombs up in this bitch worse than Trizza raining shit down onto lowblood territory. > so i'll start out once more with a bang! > be me, walking down the street > deciding to finally go outside and touch grass for once ig, i dunno, heard it was good for you or whatever tf > go to a coffee shop famous for its automated workings > aka, no workers, all fucken drones and bots making the shit for you lickity-split > head to the front, order some basic bitch casual coffee, aka, a caramel cappuccino, because why the fuck not, right? > everything is fine and good > until the END > as i'm paying (for once in my life instead of stealing this shit, even though my monerz are absolutely stolen from some schmuck cobalt's bank balance i h4x0r'd into last week) > the fucker asks for a tip on the card reader > a TIP? to a ROBOT? a fucking CLANKER? > IT LITERALLY TOOK 20-30 SECONDS TO DISPENSE YOU! > why the FUCK am i tipping workers that don't even actually work there? > am i tipping the building? > am i tipping the drones themselves even though they work DIRECTLY for the empire? > utterly gobsmacked, baffled, hornswoggled! > i stare at this screen, looking like i'm about to froth and shit the ol' 'cupercoon at this > hit "no tip", says "are you sure?" afterwards > OF COURSE I'M SURE JUST LET ME PAY FOR FUCKING COFFEE, LMAO!?!? > see the npc's around me giving me weird looks > decide to just say FUCK THIS, and make a mad dash tf on out of there > spent a good 30 minutes being hunted by a damn murder drone because i got so sick of being asked to tip some fuckass shit, that i got frustrated and just left without paying > fuck you, i still won and got my coffee in the end, checkmate you fucking nerds!!!! > tl;dr: tipping culture in Alternia is CRINGE AF!!!! > lol
> lol been a minute since i made a solid post > still not going to > plan on focusing on training the rest of the day for this fight-night fiasco > im coming for you, bitches! lolololololol
> lol ecks dee is exactly how i'm feeling today with how i'm SHITTING ON THESE IDIOTS IN GAME LIKE THEY'RE IN THE FUCKING BOWL > LOLOLOLOL
> @masterCuller got trolled and mogged so hard that they blocked me > dw like a moth to a lamp they'll be back for me > fan behaviour never ceases to amaze me!
LMAOOOO XAXAXAAXA AGAIN????? ZO DIZ MEANZ THEY UNBLOCKED U JZT TO BLOCK U AGAIN XD HOLY CORNBALL Y WOULD THEY DO THAT???
> because they love me sooooooooooo much duh > ecks dee
XDDD OOOH THEY PROB DO I DONT LIKE COMPETITION THO ZOUNDZ LIKE ILL HAVE 2 FIGHT THEM *LE ZIGH* X/ X]
> @devilishDebel hated my cottage cheese post > must mean they like cottage cheese > everyone, point and laugh at this weirdo!
₍^. .^₎⟆ Laughsss loudly at them꠹
> who in tf actually eats cottage cheese? > you basically like snot cheese you weirdo > lolololol
> some of you strike me as the type to eat popcorn with a spoon when i see your posts ngl
> i have a 2 hour mp4 of a meowbeast with its nads stuck in a fence > i will not elaborate > you're welcome for this information > lol ecks dee
> not like i made it jfc! > i find some weird shit online
:( You Lol Ecks Dee'd. :( II hope you die and go two Hell. #morallycorrect #deathwish #weirdo
> it was one of irony, sugar-rumps > cry abt it lolololol > mfw you take the bait > hook, line, and sinker > >8)
You don't seem two say things like this ironically, genius. II feel bad for you though, that this is the only way you can get a pretty girl two talk two you.
> it's literally early morn > zooted af of the mind honey > idgaf what i post especially if it gets engagement like ts lmao > and wow! how bold of you to claim that about yourself! really brave, even. > lolololololol > and hey, maybe i'm a sucker for this type of engagement from woman, you could be giving me exactly what i want! > so thank you ROFLMAOOOOO
Ooh, look how excitable you are. II'm blushing. Calm down.
> pfsh, as if! > you could only dream of such an apex goldblood as i > stay dreaming, loser! > lmfao lololololol > this thread is now going in the "jorkin' it later" #irony
> um > alright > wtvs > is this rizz, chat?
> log on to chittr again > see horny posts > day already ruined > fml > pic unrelated > i lied it is related > fuck you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35b2bb7c7f07.png
> never said i was a little bitch enough to block lol > but i will express my disdain > ligma bulge
> late night hate post ftw > @tipsynekoGnostalgic you fucking suck lol! > can't wait for you to wake up and this being the first thing you read > ligma
ooohhh i am soooo mad rn i cant possibly be more mad rn anyway u suck fuck u see u when i get 2 beat u
> el em aye oh > hook, line, and sinker you fucking casual > lololololol
> hi laulum > hope your day is going well lol 8)
HI KUPRUMMMMMMMMMMMMM XDDDD IT IZNT BUT THX LAWL
> lol just read the post you made > ts sounds like ass > hope you feel better 8]