♦ pitied by @involuntarilyLulzworthy
[⚙︎ @'ight I'm not gonna argue with you this is the funniest rant about either |oca|e I've read in sweeps. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Hats off no notes. ⚙︎]
/ᐠ > ˕ <マ ₊˚⊹♡ < REALLY THOUGH, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETW33N A SHOUJOGIRL TALKING ABOUT HER "HUSBANDO" AND A SHOUNENBOY TALKING ABOUT HIS "GOAT"?? #LOVEISLOVE #ITHINKSHOUNENFANSSHOULDBEWEIRDERABOUTTHEIRFAVES #HAVEYOUTRIEDSELFSHIPPING
MFW WHEN CULLBAIT LOZER CANT EVEN COMPREHEND A ZIMPLE POZT httpz://i.ibb.co/9kFgKMkC/mfw-another-uaf-pozt-v0-n5ewzn5lf7v91.png
HOLY ZHIT THIZ IZ AWFUL IM ZORRY MAN
NO IF HE HAD CULLED HIM HE WOULD ALZO HAVE GOTTEN CULLED ITZ RLLY NOT THAT WORTH IT IN THE END, HE DID THE RIGHT THING
@involuntarilyLulzworthy BROTHERZ OF DIFFERENT LUZII, OR WTVER DA HUMANZ ZAY LMAO httpz://i.ibb.co/HfXx169j/Zcreenzhot-20260612-151634-Chrome.jpg httpz://i.ibb.co/fdNFdyGq/147-zin-t-tulo-20260612152435.jpg
WOKE UP WITH A HORRIBLE HEADACHE AND THE EVER GROWING URGE OF GUTTING ZOMEONE HI #violence
#intropost OOC ---- proper reference for laulum + info https://i.ibb.co/mVcHnG55/191-sin-t-tulo-20260630114605.jpg her sign is leiborn (derse + rage) she really likes eastern alternian culture, yuri, fashion and music. she writes bad fanfics and draws in her free time (which is, almost always since shes practically a neet) She also likes to troll people online but she would never do that in her main account, never!! That would be oh so embarrassing for her right because the simping posts arent that embarrassing personality-wise she is mostly based on the "pinterest weeb femcel" which if you dont know what it entails, shes basically a fucking loser she's a bit of a compulsive liar and gets attached easily to strangers thats all i can think of rn, WILL update later
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@involuntarilyLulzworthy LOOK DUDE DA EMPREZZ NEEDZ U
I can't get blood on my neψ shoes so I can step on you.
hrm. indubitably.
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-<you all showed up to cry at my funeral but not one of you show up to laugh with me now im alive. #death>-
-<//#cw-self-harm #death next time i wont fuck it up hows that sound>-
-<i really appreciate the fact youre the only troll here who actually says what youre thinking without 10000 layers of guilt and shame watering it down>-
Exactly what I've been saying. Hate to agree with you in any capacity but unlikely bedfellows can't finger the ass that whistles or whatever. #nsfw
⊹₊˚{ i have literally been SO busy that i almost fourgot to post this CUUUUTE pic from #fishingfriday }>_\{ omg!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ what do you think? }^o^{ WELLLL my catch is still probably bigger than yours anyways!!!! }9u9{ }9u9{ #cullfourthesummer #girlglubber #cullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/DfKykLzF/cullfour.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/0jXTcCbz/the-summerrrr.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
lad is obsessed vwith me. all this bull just because he cant choke on it.
@involuntarilyLulzworthy COMEGET ME
i can’t even make sludge for dinner this place is a fucking daymare
she had me sucking energy from the cigarette lighter
fuck i finally get on the palmhusk after 23 hours of settlers of culltan and everyone’s talking about pailing season i’m literally never going to make it out of here
yes demoness your custom dice are soooo cool can you GET ME OUT OF HERE
#FREEFOLYKL
[ A photo post: It's a shellfie! Kidding. It's a selfie, taken by one beaming Hicari, who's doing kissy-fish lips, a peace sign, and a wink. She's leaned over into the personal space of @freakNasty, who looks to be unhappy about the current circumstances and.... wearing handcuffs. Caption: ] ࣪⊹₊˚{ hanging with my new bestieeee! }*u*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ [ #kidnapping ]
࣪⊹₊˚{ hahahaha, good luck with that! byeeee! }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ BTW, if you call me a wader or anything stupid like an onlyfins coom siren again, im going to start feeding her fingers to my urchin gardennnn }*7*{ }*7*{ #gore #goringher }˚₊⊹ ࣪
HELP ME
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If I get caught slippin, rest ashored I ψill be caught and put back on my feet.
࣪⊹₊˚{ HAHAHAHA. FUNNY. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ youd like that way too much so obviously im not going to do that }9_9{ like are we kidding? any glubbings at YOU would be like a reward four bad behavior! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ also, shes cuter than you anyways. SO OH WHALE! }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
KUPRUM YOU ARE FUCKING ME OVER
all i want all i fucking want is a rolly rolly rolly with a dab of ranch
｢live for ai-chan, die for ai-chan.... all my akasupa for ai-chan! i bought 9,000トロリーエン worth of lightsticks to illuminate my ai-chan oshi shrine! usoooo!⁽⁽`o(≧ᗜ≦)o´⁾⁾｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: トロリーエン is the sacred, east alternian currency! akasupa is spending all that currency in a SUPADONO- super donation! it comes in lots of kewl coins, ah, so sugoi and refined! an oshi is a superfan! like megane-san! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-]
ugh i’ve given you enough preferential treatment for one lifetime you better start begging ME to take a little off the top if i left you you’d be grovelling frame 1 mouth open on the ground and then you’d blow yourself up thirty minutes later when i wasn’t around to suck up your wasteful ass overflow you are so disgusting you’re lucky i like that
[ >GOSSIP THIS AND ANONYMOUS GIMMICK ACCOUNTS THAT, WHAT HAPPENED TO POSTING THINE THESES WITHIN THE TOWNSQUARE FOR ALL TO READETH, WITH THINE NAME ATTACHED TO IT? NO GIMMICKS, NO ANONYMITY, TROLL MARTIN LUTHER WERE ONTO SOMETHING METHINKS_ ]
taking #vaguepositng 2 the next level i think [NAME] is so goddamn [ADJECTIVE] which like is far from a controversial take im sure that MOST of yall r thinking it too but like it rlly makes me [VERB] every time
you’re dry with or without me no play it’s all collecting dust might as well be honest and tell the pail collecting drone that your co contributor is your left frond i bet you secretly wish i’d throw you a bone and bone because no one else but me can put up with you
lololololol you can’t handle how easily i can get you off your game it’s like taking easily swallowed regurgitated paste from a baby
type shit
I'M GOING BACK TO MAKE THE ORIGINAL CLOWNS PUT THIS ONE IN THE CLOWN BIBLE.
this is a w0rk 0f #art.
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shes pulling up a powverpoint, i guess thats kinky? #nsfvw
they kicked me out of the rainforest cafe for telling the animatronic trumpeting trunkbeast to turn to the nearest table of patrons and kill and kill and keep killing they can silence me but they can’t silence my message
buyin 1 archery wasnt tha best idea i accidentally hit some guy rite in the eye #bullseye ig?? #violence #gore
Ohoho~! I love to sea loyal beaches #slayeveryday
Stabbing the person ψho seas this ψith my fork~! #stabeveryday
I found an old picture of myself! https::://cdnimgchestcom/files/4a8ee51d4529png ((ooc: // vwery old art ))
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OOC // UPDATED PINNED POST Jane Crocker. Earth-C. Details below. https://gutsygumshoe-chittr.carrd.co/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0d6b970c1f1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b068a46fc3d1.png
This would be why very few people like you.
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▷hey guys i got a joke whats worse than seven grubs hanged from a tree◁ ▷one grub hanged from seven trees◁
(*´▽`*) I'm no gatekeeper!61.1431 -149.8804
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[[Tandakatan !]]Greetings Brothers! I am here for one purpose and one purpose alone To ask people their type in women men and other such relationships so tell me now, what's your type ! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
> lol tell me about it. > the way these inane dimwits keep getting backhanded pimp smacked by my pretty fucking rational points got me GEEKED. > this isn't even mentioning the obvious ragebait. > making lolcows out of these slop-fuckers.
Your simpering response posted three hours ago. Note the way you have not yet been picked by this extraterrestrial mouth-breather. But please, continue to disparage your own species. Perhaps his hot rancid exhalations are merely fogging his display! Any moment now, you're going to be delivered into the arms of UTTER SOCIAL ACCEPTANCE where you have clearly failed so miserably with your own kind. Btw. If you were on Alternia you'd be a smear on the pavement. You DO realize the sexual non-contributors are picked off from the herd.
I WAS SHAKING IN MY MAIDLY FLATS. YOU HAVE MY RETROACTIVE BENEDICTION ONCE MORE.
https://i.ibb.co/HDhdjTRX/image.png All these useless pieces of shit do is filter water. "Help, I need water. This water has too many heavy metals in it. This water is boiling. This water is frozen. Boy, am I happy now that I've had some water. Help, I've had too much water. Now I need to spill different colored water out of all my various orifices." It never ends.
WORSE THAN BEFORUS. SO FUCKING PREACHY. ALL OF THE TIME. "IMPERIAL EXPANSION IS BAD. YOU CAN'T DO THAT." HOW ABOUT. HAVE SOME CULTURAL RELATIVISM. YOU ARE NOT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. MAYBE WE HAVE REASONS. FOR DOING SPACE OPERA FOREVER WAR. DEEPER THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE. WITH THE SOFT AND ADDLED BRAIN. OF A LOWER LIFE FORM. FROM A PLANET OF ABSOLUTE NPCS. I'M NOT HEARING A WORD. AGAINST THE BEAUTIFUL BLOODBATH. WE HAVE GOING FOR US. ON PERFECT MOONLIT ALTERNIA. AND BEYOND. FROM A SPECIES. STUCK TO THE SURFACE OF ONE PLANET. LIKE A SCUMSUCKING BIOFILM. BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO BUSY INVENTING NEW WAYS TO PREPARE TUBERS.
Ook doon't have any prejudices toowards soo-called "humans" but soomehoow they are the moost annooying. Especially oones with the red text literally noo oother thing makes me soo vioolent
> REALEST SHIT EVER. > though i do hate to admit it, but their music ain't bad. > but everything else is such a DRAG. > their media, economics, way of living, the landscape itself, it's all cushy af. > they don't understand true strugfle and strife like we trolls do! > tfw these knuckle-dragging, slack-jawed apes just fucking WHINE. > it's repulsive and what they call, "an ick".
0kay as they have made the c0nsci0us decisi0n t0 return t0 p0sting i will st0p vaguep0sting and start directp0sting @can0nC0ntribut0r please f0r the l0ve 0f the g0dhead st0p enabling pe0ple t0 sexually harass pe0ple with unrequested headcan0ns ab0ut their sexual pr0clivities under a mask 0f an0nymity its really weird and unc0mf0rtable f0r essentially every0ne here
-E-ELMAO weak shit
@involuntarilyLulzworthy you the one who asked me 2 bake a cluckbeast cake aintcha and when i DID you didnt efin tell me how ya liked it 38/ points for creativity but not as many as you lost for ghostin 2/10
࣪⊹₊˚{ stop calling me a bottom feeder! i am LITERALLY an alternian countess + i have tracks + tracks + tracks + TRACKSSSS of l+, you basement glubber!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ what the fuck is even a chud! }*____*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + DONT EXPLAIN THE OTHER PART I ALREADY KNOW WHAT THAT ONE MEANS!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ }o_0{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i dont even know where i should start with this }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i think you need to be put down }.____.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Σ(＝д＝ﾉ)ﾉ W-Why did you word it like that! You made it sound like I've done things to the ground!! All I did was put a seed in it and see what happened!!!!
Bold of you to assume I'm going to still be aliVe Within the next 5 sWeeps to see such periodic changes.