Cronus Ampora
@cazzoAmore
rowvdy boy. rebel. rough and tumble indivwidual. liquor fiend. dreamer. #humankin. lovwer. aspiring musician. male feminist. rockabilly. #pomp4lyfe. love john travwolta. beautiful vwomen please dm.
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty
big stud in svweet moobeast leather porks the feminism out of hotheaded jade. #poetry #erotica #nsfwv
What the fuck
Fascin8ing.
I want you to write poetry focusing specifically on your expression of self. I will analyze these silently. Thank you.
tf do u mean would?? would wat??? ( ;｀Д´)
i dont knowv vwhat this means, aranea. givwe me a hint or something, geez. i vwasn't expecting a pop quiz.
its hard being such a dowvn to ground , sexy guy vwith a fender stratocaster. and also a vwictim.
i have to make sure you’re not a poser above all else. and i have a name, retail-price danny zuko.
man, vwomen are so mean. #vwaguechit #maybe
Honestly I think women you need to beat you with hammers.
haha, no thanks. but i havwe something else they can beat. vwith their pawvs. meeeeeeyeowvwvwvwvw.
I gotcha. Their paws with have claws and will scratch you to death. We can at least give you a choice.
hey. eyes up here on this account, kitten. ignore those other alternates of me. they aren’t as hip or sexy as i am. #nsfwv. #please god. #wvhimpers. #meenah please i am begging you PLEASE don’t talk to the cronus wvith the muscles or i am actually going to do it this time. #suicide. #single.
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TW; #hem9ism W9w. First 9ne i've seen that's hem9ist. And I th9ught y9u were 6etter than this. Thankfully, if the c9l9r 9f my w9rds reaaaally 69thers y9u, y9u can g9 t9 my pr9file and click/tap the little gear ic9n and make it a c9l9r m9re reada6le t9 y9u. 6ut the hem9ism is a n9-g9. Y9u aren't g9ing t9 get quadrants 6y 6eing a hem9ist. M9st pe9ple d9n't appreciate such w9rldviews 6eing sh9wn 6y a quadmate.
alright pal, look im a lovwer, not a fighter, so vwhatevwer your deal is, i dont need the attitude
i vwalk into the room, and my alpha pheromones immediately make your nook quivwer against your vwill. #nsfwv
it's okay, meens. you can admit you secretly read my stuff vwhile using your lovwense bluetooth.
I Implied With A Saw i Wouldn't Do Anything With You Under Any Circumstances Period.
chief, i don't knowv howv to tell youz this, but da only one jocking here is youz. nowv do me a favwor an jock somewvhere else, pretty boy. you're making a mess and i'm not in da mood to clean up after a shrimp. YEOWV.
listen here you fucking benny. i'm not evwven INTO that 50's garbage anymore. so wvrite that dowvn. quit projecting onto the great wvhite shark. stay awvwvay from that single fuschia blood if you knowv wvhat's good for you. go kick it wvith the grenades wvhere you belong.
vwhat da hell's a benny? hit da road, jack. she vwon't be able to resist these GUNS.
the hell's a chud? you need to get off your palmhusk and touch some #grasstitsandlaceybits. leer at some hot broads that aren't behind a screen. it's good for ya.
vwhy am i so hot, i don't get it.
o(≧∇≦o) Apply ice in your bath! Or use the AC?!
product revwiewv: 8-inch vwibrating hollowv strap on vwith balls in color peach flesh vwell, i figured it's about high time i started posting product revwiewvs, not like youz snapperheads havwe anything better to read. let's face it; youz all can't get enough of me. but i'll savwe da preamble for another chit, cause this one ain't about youz morons. yeah, yeah, cry me a rivwer. none of youz havwe da moral fiber to handle da spotlight. you're either built to last or built like a caegar-bin slinky, and guess vwhich one i am? anyvway, plastic dick time. first things first: slippin into this baby vwas like havwing my stanley cushioned in vwelvwet. i experienced jhana. i imagine this is vwhat being inside pammy anderson or bettie page must feel like. da damn thing vwas suction-cupped to me like a plunger and i vwas basking in its blanket soft vwibrations. it vwas lovwe at first thrust. nowv, as for da quality, i can vwouch that this is a top-notch product. extremely flexible. exothermic. it almost feels like the real thing. and honestly, most broads vwon't be able to tell da difference vwith da lights off. my favworite detail, personally, has to be da hyperrealistic vweins. ovwerall score: 9.5, a must-havwe for all my hotdoggers out their vwho vwish their ,vwell, hotdog vwas a little more human. i pretty much exclusivwely polish the svword vwith this thing on. #nsfwv #humankin
its always the smökers that i just AWÖÖGA at like its sömething aböut that classy cööl stuff that just turns me ön like damn.... yöure beautifil can i have a cigarette #nsfw
꒰im personally pail repulsed but i understand the sentiment like fuck youre bad can you put that out on me ????? #nsfw (vaguely)꒱
im pail repulsed sömetimes and öther tims nöt like tö the öther end where everything is just sört öf like a Trigger för the Thöughts and then it just göes döwnhill fröm tbere BUT YEAH REAL REALLLLLL man i want that sö bad
vwhen i vwas born, I refused to cry because of male socialization, so the only vway they could get trace amounts of oxygen in me vwas wvia camel crush.
oh, so i guess it's fine if that jade chick starts dripping pre all ovwer the place vwhen she sees an attractivwe stranger, but vwhen i politely excuse myself from cosplay chess so i can tug my #thang to the hardbody vweather forecaster it's "sexual harassment." #nsfwv #nsfwve
don't make me get the sniper
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its different because shes a woman & feminism
gotcha , i'm gonna nurse this hangover
evweryone's alvways telling me to be more like my ancestor. god forbid a guy havwe hopes and dreams. maybe i vwanna carvwe my owvn destiny vwhile vwearing this swveet leather jacket. hammering babe after babe. sowving my legacy. there he is...cronus ampora...sex symbol. rockstar. ambassador for suavwecito pomade. cooler than coolscar.
time to put your nose to the books, cro. you'vwe got a lot of catching up to do.
dont givwe me a reading assignment.
strongly recommend starting vwith my post on vwhy fat chicks are disgusting. it's a good introduction to my philosophy.
im good buddy... you can keep that to yourself.
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YOU KNOW, out of respect for my dear B-EST-EST FRI-END ever and because I read t)(e ot)(er Cronus' work earlier, I decided I s)(ould give t)(is one a c)(ance too. It's... V-ERY CR-EATIV-E! Good job! 38)
hey. vwatch it. that's high art you're talking about. did you evwen bother reading it? probably not, right? cuz you're a pinhead.
oh man. the empress herself praising my vwork? i'm on cloud nine. i alwvays told my friends you vwere a straight arrowv. this is an honor. ugh, don't mention that guy, though. i'm trying to carvwe my owvn legacy awvay from all...that. honestly, they're not evwen THAT great. the praise is a LITTLE excessivwe for someone vwho cleans lusii droppings all light. just saying! plus, they're so far removwed from the plight of the people. unlike me. i knowv vwhat the people cravwe. vwhat they need. i am the people. this is, of course, the part vwere i vwould strum a fewv gs on my guitar, but i vwon't. because you can't hear it. but you can alvways pretend that my dulcet melodies are beside you, cocooning you like a baby peach, platonically, of course.
O)(, I'm sorry, I must not )(ave made mys)(ellf clear. Zoologer Coolscar is my B-EST-EST FRI-END ----EV-ER so it would serve you well not to besmirc)( t)(eir duties in my presence. Wit)( t)(at out of t)(e way. I AGR-E-E t)(at you s)(ould be carving your own legasea!! I'm a )(uge supporter of you kids and your lofty ideals and I cannot wait to sea w)(at you manage to accompfis)( in life! I can tell you )(ave t)(e spirit of a real s)(arktist somew)(ere in t)(ere!
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kudos!
never put this motherfucker on my feed again, please
gomen
ay, rank baby, that means the vworld coming from you. big fan of your girl-on-girl stuff. i'vwe lost litters to some of your smut. no one does it like you, honey.
i'm actually not sexist because i believwe in equal opportunity. men are not exempt from being fat pieces of shit, either. just saying. #malefeminist
NOBODY IS EXEMPT FROM MY #COLLABS. [∴]
yeah see I don't. think that's what feminism means
vwhat? i'm gonna be real vwith you, man: no one, and i mean NO ONE, knowvs vwhat you're talking about .
i didn't knowv the ceo of feminism vwas a man. that's crazy. just goes to showv howv tough vwomen havwe it; they don't evwen owvn their brand.
could 8e wrong (I'm not) 8ut pretty sure REAL feminism does not involve shaming women for how they look 8ig guy. that's alllll patriarchal handiwork there
sorry, i didn't register any of that. i sawv you calling me big and immediately had a full body orgasm. jizz in my jeans. angels doing halos around my head. catch ya later jawvbeast. #nohomo
sorry, man. that was FULL homo right there
hey, vwould appreciate it if vwe didn't lump my vwirulent distate for plumpydumpies vwith vwoman hatred. i lovwe lesbians. definitely my third favworite pailhub category. any #notfat girl lovwers looking for a third? #vwould #yuriday
WWith evvery wword you say you dig yourself a deeper gravve, keep diggin boy so wwe can bury you nice and deep so no one wwill evver havve to see or hear you again #vviolence #cullcronus
Also stay the fuck awway from lesbians you fuckin creep, they like wwomen not wweird sleazy men wwho clearly fetishize them
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my bad, chief. i'vwe learned the error of my chauvwinistic vways. i svwear to nevwer fetishize lesbians again.
100 percent, babes. just to showv howv sorry i am, i'm gonna let the next lil' gaybean i see flick MY bean.
simmer dowvn, ladies. don't be so harsh on yourselvwes. just drop the quarter pounder an join a fitnessblock. i'm also a personal trainer zz;) i'll get ya in the pink.
W3 DON'T W4NT YOU.
Go die in a ditch, I'll personally fuckin bury you #vviolence #cullcronus
YOU HAVE BAD TASTE IN WOMEN IF YOU THINK SKINNY IS WHAT'S GOOD, WE SHOULD PUT YOU IN THE CONTRAPTION
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alright, i don't see anyone else talking about it, so i'm gonna take one for the team, cuz i'm such a helpless sap. the mob's gonna pillory me for this one, but they did that to troll davwid bowvie during his thin vwhite duke era too. and guess vwhat? man's still a LEGEND. yeah, i bet some of you bastards regret making such bulgenoses out of yourselvwes nowv that the guy's dead. RIP ziggy. so fat chicks. vwe gotta stop pretending they're hot, okay? ivw'e had enough of the performativwe charades. i'm tired of playing. nobody actually vwants to fuck flabby, buckets of lard vwith tits attached. there. i said it. since time immemorial men havwe nevwer found fat chicks fit. the ones vwho do are desperate. vwanna knowv vwhy cats choose to pork landvwhales? it's cuz they're easy. all you gotta do is make her feel sexy, and ugly betty vwill be vwrapped around your little finger. doesn't matter if you're lying to her fatty mcfat fat face. these girls notoriously havwe no self-esteem. nowv nook is nook. once you're inside it doesn't really matter vwhat size pants the broad vwears. you just shut your eyes and imagine prime pamela anderson. that's vwhat i do, anyvway. evwen vwhen i'm polishing the pearl, i'm still thinking about pammy vwhile i piston my spit-plastered fist vwithout abandon. vwham bam thank you ma'am. it might feel good in the moment but you gotta consider the optics. you don't vwant to be knowvn as a chubby chaser. gross. and nowv you'vwe got desperate fat sluts piling onto you, crushing you under their prodigious amounts of belly fat, begging for attention and combos. no, thank you. hard pass. that ain't the life for me. i like my girlies coke skinny. #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance
i'm with this handsome feller. walk into a 6roup of drones and stay there, thank ya.
welp, more for me, bud. and then i flip you off. both hands. the walls and ceiling start to cave in. "vwait a second!" too late. straight to tartarus (like tartar sauce because of the fish thing get it?) for you buddy
(never have i seen a man so wrong never have i seen a man so deserving of death hell itself is to pleasant a place for the likes of you yet there you shall suffer for eternity when the grasp of death finally finds you.)
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thematiC, i s'pose!
:o( You didn't have to do that.
vwell, damn! you'vwe seriously outdone yourself, little man. this is some crazy improvwement from the last drawving you shovwed me. heh. guess that's just the powver of cronus ampora for ya. you're vwelcome. it's no vwonder i'm your newv muse.
not vwery cool of you guys to hate on my #brotherfromanothaslime. vwhile i'm here, let's make it a tvwo-for-one-deal, since i'm feeling charitable. back in the day you used to be able to get a girlfriend by harassing random vwomen at the grocery store. feminism took that from you. for 33 caegars a month i'll teach you all my sexual harassment tips and tricks. zz;)
you knowv this is vwhy i kinda hate certain alternates of me
my man
y'Can han6 with 'em.
update: i'm no longer vwith the squatters. those damn hippies, i knewv they couldn't be trusted. kind of regret trying to fight em, though. turns out years of drug abuse and homelessness vwill givwe you deadite strength. all this because my hand ACCIDENTALLY brushed against the big cheese's girl's breasteses vwhile going "goo goo ga ga, baby vwant milk!" i vwould havwe OWVNED the scrawvny bastard, but turns out he had a gun. and that is definitely the only reason vwhy i lost. and get this: he pulled it on me vwhile i vwas havwing a vwazz so i LITERALLY had to make a run for it vwith my pants around my ankle-os. no idea vwhere i am right nowv. some unrelated hobo stole my boxers and my ass is cold. i can't believwe i'm saying this, but i miss my old friend group, evwen if they vwere a little too passionate about stevwen univwerse. i'm sorry i said all that stuff about you guys being loser libs. can someone please pick me up...i'm hungry. #substance
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shit man, youre alivwe, sorry about your nirwvana
DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO EATING RIBS WITH THE LIBS. OR. HAVING COMPLETED YOUR TRAINING MONTAGE IN THE GUTTER. WOULD YOU RATHER CRACK LOBSTERS WITH THE MOBSTERS. #CHOOSEWISELY #HANDMAIDTAXISERVICEONLYGOESONEWAY