Cronus Ampora
@cazzoAmore
rowvdy boy. rebel. rough and tumble indivwidual. liquor fiend. dreamer. lovwer. aspiring musician. male feminist. rockabilly. #pomp4lyfe. love john travwolta. beautiful vwomen please dm.
kind of crazy howv im just a regular joe vwho somehow ended up stuck in forevwer purgatory vwith a bunch of grumblrinas. vwish i chose a different friend group to die alongside. oh vwell. let me sea em tiddies! #nsfwv #pun
lol so which site didja learn what neurodivergent meant from XD HONESTLY honestly like real talk no lie when i first started it was cause i kinda like. ran outta people? like don't get me twisted i still talked to the folks around the block it's not like all of em just decided to jump ship all at the same time. like i still had plenty in my circle just never hurts to get a bigger circle. just yknow, more people's more people! if you're lookin for the right sensitive wavelength to click with.
"A regular joe." Hahahaha.
damn, someones got memory like a buzzbug. didja already forget the part about me being friends vwith a bunch of obnoxious crygrubs? youre givwing me the creeps, guy. look at yourself. vwhat are you evwen saying?
',::::? Does that usually work or are you just trying out new m8terial?
wait what why??? what's vwrong with bein adaptable? i'm SAYING that when you're an extrovert that needs a change a environment an more attention than what's available sometimes meetin new people happens a lotta different ways in the same timespan!
wait wait wait nevermind i changed my mind you're right i've learned a lot since then which is why i don't really do that shit anymore an don't need to defend it either ;/ you got me.
vwhatevwer you say. hey, if its any consolation, im sure theres a loser out there vwhod appreciate the vwisdom. this sites a cornucopia of options.
hey don't talk about yourself like that king look just cause i got defensive there doesn't mean i don't appreciate you! i appreciate you an your reverse strung strat, remember?
me as hell every goddamn fucking day WHY is everyone underbreastimating the tatastrophic mammarifications a this serious tituation. anyway. this is what i feel when i try to figure out what shirt makes me look most hench.
nowv, vwhyd you havwe to ruin a perfectly good tituation post, by making it all about your moobs, son? i dont vwant that mental image.
cause i am uncomfortable when we are not about me? idk cause i'm havin a lark with it. our tituation post now.
yeah... that sounds like you problem. dont lump us together. see, nowv youvwe gone and made me uncomfortable. if only a girl vwould showv me her tiddies to put me at ease.
damn it's just a joke big guy no need to get in a twist about it.
im not in a twvist. im chilling. im chilling and i vwish i vwere looking at big spheres.
sending a vwirtual hug to all chittr baddies havwing a bad night, and pressing myself firmly against their giant spheres. do you feel the electric spark of our soulful nip-to-nip connection? #mentalhealthawvarness #ally
I can't say that I feel that spark, no.
thats cause youre not trying hard enough, babe. gotta get into that meditativwe state of pan. trust me, itll come. givwe it time. something vwill certainly come.
taking the "human kin" out of my bio for good because the local pony play pervw is trying to bond vwith me ovwer the fake identity i contrivwed to get p&p from mentally unstable beforan vwomen and i cant afford that right nowv. or evwer. this is social suicide.
8=D < I am sorry Cronus, I w001dn't want to sabotage your chances with mares 8=D < Although it is very disappointing to hear that your humankin status was a lie.
8=D < I w001d have replied earlier but you may have blocked me by mistake.
the reason some of you snapperheads dont get laid is because you call yourselvwes empaths instead of DARK empaths. vwomen vwant to fuck men vwho tick evwery box of the dark triad superficially. basically, you gotta act like a serial killer vwithout being one.
:33 < women wanna fuck women :33 < source: im a women
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see ik dark empathy gets a bad rep cause its correlation with gaslighting an shit but honestly i feel like there needs to be like a distinction between dark empathy (bad) an dark empathy (good) cause i feel like it's also a really good term for when you have all the tools for emotional intunement with other people but you got enough damage to know how to keep your walls up an move in silence yknow. so like basically the difference between dark empath (toxic) versus dark empath (survivor) is how you weild that social finesse an manipulation for good or evil. like you can see the strings but you choose to use em responsibly. also i don't think we necessarily act like serial killers i think that's a little too generalizing man.
buddy, i think you might actually be a serial killer.
what why we're havin a mezzo level dialogue about what could've been just a surface level topic. this is a good thing.
ill be honest, i didnt read the vwhole thing. aint planning to either. deal vwith enough of kankris hooey as is, but i knowv a loon vwhen i see one.
i thought you were #deep man but all i'm gettin from this is kiddie pool, smh. are you an experiential learner tho, cause i totally get it if that's the case.
i take it back. this place isnt a shithole. its pretty cool howv i can be myself around folks, especially vwomenkind, and nobody blinks twice! chicks are flocking to me like bees to blossom. dont let anyone tell you that multiple bench vwarrants- i mean. heh. you can feel safe around me, ladies. im one of the good ones.
di\/ine inter\/ention telling me otherwise but i hope you get your boing boing i suppose
man. listen, bud, you cant go throwving around that vword with a mug like that. im hereby revwoking your chief pass until you fix all of...vwhwatevwer it is im looking at.
this bulge is elastic like a trampoline, baby. come talk a ride on the crotrain.
will it still go up if i talk about the films troll rob zombie has directed to it for 3 hours
any one thats not an annoying rabbit vwant to chit chat? female form encouraged.
hey! youre the one making it dirty, lola bunny. getcha mind out of the gutter.
hmm lets see. some bunnies are nibblers and some bunnies are svwallowvers. you strike me as more of a nibbler, but if you can make this carrot disappear, ill play you an unreleased song from my upcoming ep.
attracted some vweird bugs bunny vwannabe vwith my chit instead of a hot mama. this place turned into a real shithole
shit. here comes the vwoke mob. in my defense, i literally couldnt tell. because youre a FREAKING bunny.
goodness gracious, here come my great balls of fire.
most of you care vway too much about your alts. i dont got time for allat. im busy.
aint my fault mime r so hot
mine* mimes r hot too ig
before anyone gets the vwrong idea from my interaction vwith a certain vwild flowver, i vwant to make it click that im an #ally and i havwe nothing but the utmost respect for our bravwe lesbian queens. #loudandproud #pride thats vwhy, im offering my servwices for any gals that arent ready to jiffy on out of the closet. for the price of literally nothing, as long as youre female and hot, i vwill put on this cheap blonde vwig and shavwe my fivwe o clock shadowv, so you dont feel it vwhen vwe kiss.
That's... Hm. I suppo+se it co+uld've been a lo+t wo+rse, co+ming fro+m yo+u.
nifty. good to knowv i can continue being an absolute pig and youre chill as an ice cube because vwe havwe similar taste in cinema. its svweet being me.
[☠︎︎] JUST BECAUSE OF JOHN TRAVOLTA I ALLOW THIS ABSOLUTE SWINEOUT [☠︎︎]
trust me, this is the safe for chittr vwersion. cant havwe cats getting too crazy, nowv. grub steps.
this is insanely funny.
It's sweet that yo+u Cro+nuses care so+ much abo+ut the wider Chittr po+pulace to+ no+t make the rest o+f us suffer the wo+rst o+f yo+ur chauvinistic drivel. It really warms my blo+o+dpusher.
dont see vwhats so funny. meh, youvwe alvways been a vweird one, chief.
im fine vwith being a vweird one
vwhatevwer helps you get your beauty sleep, doll. some of us dont like showving all of our cards at once. feel free to dm for the juicy deetz. if you dare zz;)
I almost feel guilty for admitting this, 8ut I am on a date with Cronus. It is somewhat pleasant.
couldnt help but notice howv vweak the guys stream vwas from the next stall ovwer so i recommended he start doing kegels. yup. thatll havwe you fucking your 400 lb vwife like shes a sleek 250. #nsfwv
this is vwhy you smell like unc funk, bro. you spend all day inside your block touching yourself to 2D fat girls instead of going outside and sampling the real deal in all its cottage cheese glory. LOL jk. i vwould nevwer fuck on a fat skirt unless the lights vwere off and i vwas fifteen brewvskis in. #substance
you vwill find that all my chits are made with startling lucidity, man.
ii would rather 2tay iin2iide all niight and not get my rock2 off lii2teniing two other dude2 pii22iing. and dont 2hiit on fat giirl2 youre ju2t not enough of a man two handle a real woman, 2d or not theyre way 2uperiior two the anorexiia babe2 youre fliickiing your bulge at.
this isnt the owvn you think it is. i almost feel bad for you.
sometimes when i pee I blow up da stall bc my flows so hard and my urethra kinda built like an AK 47 ^_^
feel a2 bad a2 you want for me ii dont care, youre the one chiittiing about another dude2 weak pii22 2tream and hii2 400 lb wiife makiing up 2cenariio2 iin your head liike a crazy per2on. youre 2cared of a liittle fat on a giirl, fatter giirl2 have biigger 2phere2 and not tho2e 2iiliicone fake one2 that 2kiinny giirl2 get two try two iimpre22 2cumbag2 liike you
you can talk about my proximity to another mans piss stream all you like, the fact of the matter is, no amount of homoerotic projection is gonna surmount reality, vwhich is that i vwas givwing the guy some good natured advwice, mano-to-mano. no sus. i knowv the vword "reality" puts the fear of your double-stacked empress in ya, bub, but at some point you gotta vwake up and smell the roses. vwhat are you gonna do if a fella strikes up convwersation vwith you at the can? buckle your knees and run out vwith your high-vwater slacks around your ankles? i aint scared. i just knowv vwhat i like. also, hot. you say it like its a bad thing. but a babe increasing the size of her plastic spheres to impress me is a perk.
right. vwell, is this supposed to impress me? because im impressed. but also a little disgusted. youre one freaky babe. i vwonder vwhat other tricks you can do vwith that cat zz;)
iim not 2cared of a liittle conver2atiion but a dude 2triikiing up a ca2ual chat at the uriinal ii2 weiird no matter whiich way you 2liice iit. iim tryiing two get my wa2te out and leave, iim not here for chiit chat, iid go two a bar or 2ome actually communal place for conver2atiion. but iit2 clear you liike two catch dude2 wiith theiir pant2 down. iif you cant appreciiate natural 2phere2 you dont de2erve barbiie2 pla2tiic balloon2
probably make it grapple your bulge clean off if i don't do it with my mouth first ^_^ #nsfw
sorry, kid. life aint all sunshine and rainbowvs and pizza and candy and kittens and gumdrops and toys and army men and cowvboys and knights and cake and cookies and marshmallowvs and trucks and excavwators and playing and buses and backpacks and svwim trunks and toy svwords and chocolate and airplanes and toy box and monster truck and lollipop and ice cream and run fast and cartvwheel and svwing and playground and park and camp ground and smore and
* 🤤 * yummy..
and last, but certainly not least, i leavwe you all vwith a final crumb of vwisdom: politics is gay. become hedonistic and vwain.
Somehow, this feels less insulting than it should be.
also, not to brag, but my docterror at the cling told me i havwe pornographic memory. crazy stuff, cats.
There's always s9mething amiss when I see a chitt with this certain shade 9f vi9let.
man, kanny, you really let yourself go...dont think you havwe the right to judge me vwith a page like yours.
>> WHAT RECORDS. ?!!!! HA HA HA HA I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT SEA BOY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGGAGDHAVS DAJBDJABXJsj b
Just p9cket watching at this p9int. I'm having the time 9f my life, meanwhile.
sexy judge judy hallowveen costume for the gals. #showverthoughts
I VERY RARELY CARE WHAT YOUR ILK HAS TO SAY. I HAVE NO REASON TO SHOW OUTRAGE OVER THE DEPRAVED COMMENTS OF CRONII, BECAUSE AT WORST THEY AREN’T WORTH MY TIME, AND AT BEST THEY ARE AMUSING. HOWEVER. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT WITH THIS ONE?
vwhats not to get? its pretty self-explanatory, chief.
you knowv vwhat? ivwe had enough of this place. i dont feel like being in jail anymore, so i think im just gonna go hivwe. it really is that easy vwhen youre me.
going outside to take a jog, listening to imagine dragons on my vwintage wvalkman, tonights gonna be a good night
johnny cigarette #showverthoughts