Cronus Ampora
@cazzoAmore
rowvdy boy. rebel. rough and tumble indivwidual. liquor fiend. dreamer. lovwer. aspiring musician. male feminist. rockabilly. #pomp4lyfe. love john travwolta. beautiful vwomen please dm.
kind of crazy howv im just a regular joe vwho somehow ended up stuck in forevwer purgatory vwith a bunch of grumblrinas. vwish i chose a different friend group to die alongside. oh vwell. let me sea em tiddies! #nsfwv #pun
nevwer used that either. i prefer to meet kittens the old-fashioned vway. social anxiety? nevwer heard of er. miss me vwith that neurodivwergent bullshit. honestly, if you ask me, its a bunch of hooey. just go outside. it aint hard.
lol so which site didja learn what neurodivergent meant from XD HONESTLY honestly like real talk no lie when i first started it was cause i kinda like. ran outta people? like don't get me twisted i still talked to the folks around the block it's not like all of em just decided to jump ship all at the same time. like i still had plenty in my circle just never hurts to get a bigger circle. just yknow, more people's more people! if you're lookin for the right sensitive wavelength to click with.
"A regular joe." Hahahaha.
damn, someones got memory like a buzzbug. didja already forget the part about me being friends vwith a bunch of obnoxious crygrubs? youre givwing me the creeps, guy. look at yourself. vwhat are you evwen saying?
',::::? Does that usually work or are you just trying out new m8terial?
wait what why??? what's vwrong with bein adaptable? i'm SAYING that when you're an extrovert that needs a change a environment an more attention than what's available sometimes meetin new people happens a lotta different ways in the same timespan!
wait wait wait nevermind i changed my mind you're right i've learned a lot since then which is why i don't really do that shit anymore an don't need to defend it either ;/ you got me.
vwhatevwer you say. hey, if its any consolation, im sure theres a loser out there vwhod appreciate the vwisdom. this sites a cornucopia of options.
me as hell every goddamn fucking day WHY is everyone underbreastimating the tatastrophic mammarifications a this serious tituation. anyway. this is what i feel when i try to figure out what shirt makes me look most hench.
nowv, vwhyd you havwe to ruin a perfectly good tituation post, by making it all about your moobs, son? i dont vwant that mental image.
cause i am uncomfortable when we are not about me? idk cause i'm havin a lark with it. our tituation post now.
yeah... that sounds like you problem. dont lump us together. see, nowv youvwe gone and made me uncomfortable. if only a girl vwould showv me her tiddies to put me at ease.
damn it's just a joke big guy no need to get in a twist about it.
im not in a twvist. im chilling. im chilling and i vwish i vwere looking at big spheres.
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man, youd think givwen the eternity of death youd stop making a putz of yourself. i mean, youvwe had all the time in the vworld to perfect your craft. cant say i relate since im a born natural. i feel for you, friend, i really do.
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im as cool as a crunch cinder, pal. you should take a page out of my book. see howv relaxed i am right nowv? im vwegging it. meanvwhile, youre ovwer here, fantasizing about dudes feeling you up, spiking your cortisol evwen higher. trust me, it aint gonna make you any prettier.
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nevwer said that. youre putting vwords in my gash, tunafish. real sad stuff. hope you get help for that affliction of yours. i vwouldnt knowv vwhere to start, but maybe ask vwantas, hes likely in the knowv about the gay cruising scene. ivwe got my theories. vwell get someone to feel you pronto.
sending a vwirtual hug to all chittr baddies havwing a bad night, and pressing myself firmly against their giant spheres. do you feel the electric spark of our soulful nip-to-nip connection? #mentalhealthawvarness #ally
I can't say that I feel that spark, no.
thats cause youre not trying hard enough, babe. gotta get into that meditativwe state of pan. trust me, itll come. givwe it time. something vwill certainly come.
twwilight sparkle wwas onto somethin wwhen she said her magic wwas real because it wwas an innate biological ability havvin piss all to do wwith the supernatural unlike curses an other such cretinism wwhich as wwe knoww does not abide by rationale or the lawws a science
8=D < The real magic was friendship, and she and the other mane si% demonstrate it will within the show that friendship is real, so magic is real. 8=D < Magic can be real if you frame it. 8=D < Is friendship not so magical?
8=D < Cronus! Have you come to back me up? 8=D < Friendship is quite the special magic, is it not?
vwhat? nah, im just a bit bugged that evwery time i open this site, my dash is full of dwveebs bickering about dwveeb shit instead of shirtless girls. also, that kid's insane. take it from me. getting into an argument vwith him is like selling your soul to the blues devwil. youre stuck. hm. but ya knowv vwhat? it aint my problem.
8===D < Rarity and I are e%ceedingly gratefoal to the proprietors of #PlushRump for this clopportunity. #Plush #MLP #Clopping #WaifuWednesday @technicallyTimaeus @timaeusTestified#0414
dunno vwhat i expected. i thought clopping meant something else. youre one sick barkbeast.
8=D < I do hope this visage does not stirrup any bad emotions, your harness.
no need to vwhip out the formalities. being a royal goes against my philosophy. just think of me as a fellowv vworking class vwarm collar cool cat, chief. vwell, maybe not. i dont vwant you thinking vwere equals either. you catch my drift? not for any caste-related reasons, since im totally #vwoke or vwhatevwer, but because youre a nosebleeding loser. and a freak. vwhile im neither of those things. its nothing personal. oh yeah. emotions. i havwe those in spades. definitely feeling something right nowv. definitely. and it aint good.
8=D < Went for a trot this evening. There are a great many health and mood benefits to e%ercise. #hoofbeastplay #ponyplay #hoofbeastkin
it i sawv this on my nightfall jog id turn back around and call pest control. vwhat the hell? this is decidedly unsexy. youre a kook.
8=D < No need to be frightened Cronus! I mean no harm. 8=D < It doesn't have to be s*%y, it is self e%pression! I am sure you w001d understand with your humankin stuff.
no. no, no, no, no. see vwhat youre decidely not gonna do is compare us, buster. its not the same. it aint evwer gonna be the same. you and i are like night and day. dark and light. lafou and gaston. you are a capital "f" FREAK, hoofchacho. i am a normal and vwell-adjusted indivwidual. glad vwe had this talk.