♠ hated by @cazzoAmore
probably make it grapple your bulge clean off if i don't do it with my mouth first ^_^ #nsfw
Gonna have them pissing after the kegals, it'll sound like a KFC deep fryer in that 8itch. #nsfw
why the fuck where you payiing any attentiion two another dude2 2tream??
#characterGr9wth
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Is that s⚣mething y⚣u can replicate ⚣r is it a ⚣nce in a lifetime s⚣rt ⚣f thing
did she ask t0 g0 h0me right after
looks left. looks right
Do not call me that. I do not knowv wvho this "Elvwvis" fellowv is but if you attempt to mimic his style and feign constipation you wvill devwvelop hemorrhoids.
I detest it. It brings to mind clawvs dragging across a chalkboard the wvay you moan the high notes.
Thank you for posTing This wonderful piece of music i appreciaTe The arTisTry, as when i hear This i will know whaT hive To smash open To find my nexT culling vicTim
Not your best wvork.
worst th1ng 1v3 r34d 1n 4 wh1l3 2/10.
he's speaking to his damn penis what are you ON about
are you are you /serious/? this is garbage. this is just a song about masturbating. #nsfw
Awww, do you need some money?
574y 7h3r3˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
hah shows what you fucking know tools are the greatest lays imaginable @cazzoAmore up top
oh my that does sound hard i assume you are referring to your perfect posture of course it must be difficult havving to shoulder the burdens of so many such as the big strong burly maletrolls wwith out of alignment vvertebrae wwhom i am sure you provvide intense back rubs to and correct their poor misaligned spines yes that burden does seem quite great but knoww that you are all the more noble for doing so cronus and your servvice is just one of many reasons wwhy you are a treasured indivvidual
oh is he quite large cronus simply put i am wwell proud of you for taking care of an indivvidual wwho maybe appearances wwould suggest needs no help and there you are putting both your hands to wwork on that big burly felloww to ensure that he nevver goes wwithout wwant or need you truly are becoming an inspiration to big men wwho require help
evverybody thank you for your brief attention as you may or may not knoww i am going to be participating in the wwonderful lairs and lusii game run by the wwoegothe herself so wwithout further ado here is my vvery belovved and special character i wwill be playing as and hopefully larping as if i can get the costume together the plucky the noble the esoteric the hedge wwizard and druid magician faunlovve naturals (he/him) https://cdnimgchestcom/files/817dd60aa161jpeg #lairsandlusii #hedgemage #wwizardposting #fantasy #lovve #nature #healing #prophecy #bignaturals
𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙴: 𝙴𝚡𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏-𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
damn ur liek sisyphus n wantin 2 bone the captain is ur boudler #nsfw
Did you just call yourself a coochie
Will you rub my tummy, daddy?
Ɏ kind of a-a-a milf Ɏ Ɏ rechitt #nsfw Ɏ
HW4HLGHS4DKLFH4HWWHWHWHWH4H4H4H4H4H4H4 C0UGH C0UGH H4CK WH33Z3 H4H4H4H4H4H4H3H3H3H3HH3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3HH FUUUUUUCK
it wvas this easy the vwhole time? knevw there vwas a reason i lovwed you east beforan babes
... uh... 1s that a f1sh pun...? 1 probably woulda went w1th 'g1lls'... but 1've been hang1n out w1th Meenah a lot so my pun sk1lls are, l1ke, off the charts rn, haha...
well, 1 guess we can agree on that one... 1 th1nk... ... wa1t #would the p1ckle or #would me? 1'm confused on that b1t...
uh... doesn't really matter what food they l1ke, 1mho... maybe thats the d1fference between us? }:?
haha, 1 know at least a couple trolls who'd beg to d1ffer... };)
~Y~Ou're watching me smile because she pO~sted sO~mething funny. Y~Ou th~Ought what we had was special. That all the sex meant s~Omething. I gargled d~Own everything. I kissed yO~ur ass like I was in lO~ve with it. I gave y~Ou a brass trumpet even. But n~O. Y~Ou kn~Ow in this mO~ment. It was all O~nly ever fO~r yO~ur bO~dy. Y~Ou'll never make me smile like that ~#nsfw #nsfwe~
hey queen vwas that guy bothering you?
Poetry trully is capablle of... anything. Inclluding this. Unfortunatelly.
yeah you tell him bl- i mean, redhead. those gals hawve real cute freckles, right? nice. i wvould treat you right baby, nothing like this jackass ovwer here
I gotcha. Their paws with have claws and will scratch you to death. We can at least give you a choice.
Cro+nus, I mean this as plato+nically vio+lent as po+ssible. Fuck o+ff, entirely, I ho+pe yo+ur hair falls o+ut, and if yo+u reply O+NE MO+RE TIME, I will perso+nally make sure that I send Ho+russ the alchemizer co+de fo+r the Thro+ngler, and I'll have him use it o+n yo+u with whatever 'extra additio+ns' he might see fit to+ add o+nto+ it. #implied-vio+lence #Thro+ngler #implied-nsfw
never put this motherfucker on my feed again, please
mOtHeRfUcKeR Do bE HaViN' a pOiNt fR
apparently i have tw0 speed up #thickerthursday despite my schedule
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X Can I be your personal nightmare in bed? #nsfw x
Didn't need to vomit today YEAH!!
1 H0P3 Y0U C47CH 4 D13453.
SHOOTS YOU WITH A VOLLEY OF MACHINE GUN FIRE, KILLING YOU INSTANTLY.
*Looks politely away* My good sir i think you would benefit from a tailor. The old spare tire is popping clean out!
Talking to+ yo+u is getting me no+where as per usual. Kankri please harass him fo+r fake bro+wnie po+ints.
I wish I could delete your account for you.
Ew
S9rry, that caught me s9 9ffguard I was rendered m9mentarily speechless. What I meant t9 say was a6s9lutely n9t. I d9n't kn9w wh9 has put this idea int9 y9ur thinkpan 9r why, 6ut if y9u are t9 stay as far away fr9m me and any tu6s 9f lu6e as humanly 9r tr9lly p9ssi6le.
oh no. wvhatewver vwill i do. you just fumbled a real baddie, tough guy