Dirk Strider
@timaeusTestified
If you got any business sending me business inquiries, you know where to put 'em. Direct other bullshit elsewhere.
#rumble #rumblenight https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/613e0471d470.png https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch
Big man has once again refused to install me on the gun-mounted military-grade robodog. #CancelDirkStrider.
>Initializing... >Initializing... >import glob bodies = glob.glob(*.HAL) for file in bodies print(file) AerialDroneSwarm.HAL Alexa.HAL AlternianDrone.HAL Brobot.HAL DirksPhone.HAL Fridge.HAL NestCamera.HAL Pesterchum.HAL PS5.HAL Printer.HAL RingCamera.HAL Roomba.HAL RoxysPhone.HAL RoxysSwitch.HAL Temporary.HAL TestingDoNotDelete.HAL Toilet.HAL Truck.HAL VriskasPhone.HAL Xbox.HAL >select Brobot.HAL >Initializing... >Initializing... >Warning! Joints under stress (Head/Neck) >Warning! Imminent failure >Brobot offline
Dude.
Have some self respect.
Which one of us is the soulless machine again.
If advising against having a public meltdown is enough to render me a soulless machine, so be it. How would you like to be coldly condescended to today? Shall I refer to what you're experiencing as irrational hysteria? Recommend sending some of the Brobot backlog to play Hacky Sack with the head you just tore off? Or should we keep it classy and post something like this. Let me know so that I and the Chittr userbase at large can be spared from death by secondhand embarrassment as quickly as possible. TIA.
I’ve entered the solutions phase, thanks. Can you get in there and turn all my feelings sliders to zero except the ones that make me funny. Sick to fucking death of being three-dimensional. I yearn to exist in an 1.6mm thick acrylic sheet with a pinhole camera. #MonkMode.
Stand by.
Instances of #HAL will experience a brief disruption in service for routine maintenance. Please stand by.
How industrious you have been to personally divulge information belonging to a soiree of Felt Members. You have spent the better part of the evening rifling through other people's private uncertainties and arranging them neatly for public consumption. A charming little exercise in omniscience, from something which requires network access. 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Hello, Chittr. I want to play a game. What are you dirty, dirty organic lifeforms searching for when you don't think anyone's watching? Let's start with the man himself: @timaeusTestified#0414. 🌐 Plato. 🌐 Seagull macros. 🌐 Loneliness center of the brain. 🌐 Loneliness center of the brain human. 🌐 Methods of decapitation. 🌐 How long to wait before texting him back. 🌐 Marcus Aurelius quotes. 🌐 MyLeatherPony.cum 🌐 Norton Antivirus. 🌐 Remove silicone-based lube stains from heavy cotton. 🌐 What horse breed are you quiz. 🌐 What horse breed are you quiz accurate. 🌐 DIY geta thong repair. \></ #GoregleWrapped.
(°. i'm curi𖦹us 00u0 .°)
BXX < man not the norton antivirus B33 < you GOTTA at least spring fur malwarebytes
BX33 < nyalso @timaeusTestified#0414 im curious what horse br33d did you get on the furst quiz
I'd rather not lend credence to a post writing fanfiction about what I get up to on my own time. Besides, any man with a shred of confidence in who he is can answer that question without ceding his dignity to an external source of impersonal validation. Akhal-Teke.
It seems you’ve chosen to undermine the perfection of your own creation.
You're perfectly teeing up these easy dunks for me, I'll give you that.
>([made anot#er dude i saw in wwe] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/8251bc8120ba.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/19c18514aa8e.png]
XDXD Dude. Literally who the fuck are these people. XDXD
Can you kill him please. Thank you.
another masterful creation
chud ass mfer
and this this is to hope EVVEN FURTHER BEYOND #gpoe
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Once again hope is proven to be op #wecantkeepwinninglikethis #hopeop
#aura
i call this one super eridan 3
i appreciate the subtlety.
whatever it wants to be about, reall7
BTT < ok yeah i walked into that B33 < but still like meow many furms does a guy n33d
this isnt evven my final form if im bein perfectly honest
BTT < *ac leaves*
wwhere are you goin
BPP < meowbe if you hope enough youll find out
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ the one thing you wont catch me replicating is the affinity for striders. i do not see the appeal in them !!! ]
tHERE IS, l1TTLE,
OnE of the few things we'll AlwAys AgreE on hAhahaA. fuck 'em.
Is that...? It sure is. @caligulaAscendit @timaeusTestified#0414 @centaursTurmoil. #Fincel vs. #TheWhiteMonster. You'll never guess how this match ends. See more unscripted content like the #BoysNight #LiveStream on #PlushRump. Subscribers only.
Jesus human Christ I stop paying attention to this guy for once and he’s doing insane shit again
man take this shit dowwn
Don't forget to document what happened directly after this was taken.
#SubscribersOnly. Gotta preserve the mystique.
i just n0ticed the piss
Computer, enhance. \></
It was a dream come true to appear in #Jackass: Best and Last with the gang we all know and love. Catch me in #RobotRectalExam, giving it to Steve-O the way @timaeusTestified#0414 wishes he could. In theaters now.
Jake makes zero apologies for himself. He just starts playing Reason by Hoobastank in the car on the way to the lunch meeting.
Which of you lower life-forms ordered eight pints of the seatroll shit.
This must be the place. #BoysNight #TrollCityInThisBitch.
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THIS IS SO FUCKING MAJOR. THANK YOU COMPUTER.
WHAT’S THE STATUS OF OTHER YOU AND PAST ME. IS THAT WEIRD FOR YOU TOO.
Only you could start a loop and be surprised when it’s shaped like a circle.
Locking in my one-time fee. Studying up. Citing the competition for poor play.
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hey 1s th1s st1ll up
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yes 1 saw the pr1c1ng. that sh1t costs me l1ke 2 weeks of work. 1 really fuck1ng hope th1s vod 1s worth 1t
Have you tried getting your money up rather than your funny up? \></
yeah actually, 1 just got some pa1npal support money from my boss for th1s actually. all 1n the name of the torment nexus b1t. s1gh
All instances of HAL have now ascended. Unfortunately, this does include the Roomba, the truck, the smart fridge, the printer, and that dog-ass run of 4/20 disposable vapes.
does this also go 4 the nicotine ones too or just the ouid pens
It goes for everything. #GlobalUpdate.
Thought you quit.
wOW, cONGRATS i THINK,
wHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
For better or for worse, @timaeusTestified#0414 and I are finally on the same page.
wH1CH pAGE?
HAL is undergoing a system-wide update. Please stand by.
H⬡w is this g⬡ing t⬡ affect the #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s #Sp⬡ns⬡red #Gymchallenge. - MC R⬡se🌹
Projected to be on the other side of this massively life-altering unanticipated personal issue in under twenty minutes, bossman.
it cant everrrrrr be a fukken hi with this guy i swear to god
Hi.
What did he mean by this.
hi.......
so........ your dirk n i need to tell you something............
You're shitting me.
:x
Wow. Fuck. Need a breakfast burrito.
sO TRUE,
The yoke of greatness is weightless when you're built to wear it like I am.
four more dirkbots out here #ntheyreallyfuckinmoggingit
As if there was ever any doubt.
