Dirk Strider
@timaeusTestified
If you got any business sending me business inquiries, you know where to put 'em. Direct other bullshit elsewhere.
440. New PB. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72b46a7b609c.png
YES! YES!!!! #IMCOMING!!!! #IMCOMING TO #RUMBLENIGHT!!!! TEAR THOSE BETA BOTTOM BITCHES APART!!!! LIKE THE #ALPHABEAST YOU ARE!!!! #DIRKJAKE #DIRKARMY #NSFW
You've been wanting it. You've been waiting for it. You've been begging so sweetly that we had no choice but to give it to you. We're going back to Da Pumpkin Patch for a rambunctious returning Rumble this Thursday evening. We've got pounds upon pounds of prime beef, oil by the barrel, and a special opening act that'll have you wishing you'd paid for tickets in the Splash Zone. More details to come. Be there. #imcoming #rumble #rumblenight
wOW HAHA, sO COOL,,,
YES! YES!!!! #IMCOMING!!!! #IMCOMING TO #RUMBLENIGHT!!!! TEAR THOSE BETA BOTTOM BITCHES APART!!!! LIKE THE #ALPHABEAST YOU ARE!!!! #DIRKJAKE #DIRKARMY #NSFW
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Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, this is lik£ th£ b£st announc£m£nt lik£ totally lik£, £v£r, OMFG!!!
- IT's BACK. 🙌🙌🙌🙌 It's FINALLY BACK. MY FAVORITE show: - "In Which Two Dubiously Entangled Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Farmmland; For the Purposes to Titillating the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Hateful Wrestling Ensues for 30-60 "Earthen Minutes"; An Assortmment Of Bodily Throws Is Included, Along With Feint Punches; The Hosts Are Wearing Meager Ammounts Of Clothing As Not To Interfere With Sight of Their Musclature; Unmmediated Strifes Reach A Fever Pitch And Are Thusly Paused By the Lone "Referee," Usually A Saucily Dressed Indigo, to Leave the Yearning Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode of [Insert Title for Samme]" - AT THE PUMPKING PATHC #WatchThisSpace #ImmWatchingThatSpace
>> Yeah ¡ can ડee why you'd be ¡nto that ડhow
https://i.ibb.co/Vctd4Xg2/image.png A hater has logged on. #VRChat #VRCat #CancelDirkStrider.
Whatever happened to true nakamaship. @timaeusTestified#0414
https://i.ibb.co/XrtJN6xk/image.png #FaceReveal by popular demand. #VRChat #VRCat @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
AWWWWWWW LOOK AT US!!!!! :3 <3 <3 <3333 #so #EFFIN #CUTE
https://i.ibb.co/j9JLVYY0/image.png Maybe you all are stuck in virtual reality, and VRChat is the real world. Wouldn't that be fucked up. @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
THATS FUCKIN USSS BABYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
we r on EFFIN vr chat
THERE’S ANOTHER #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH I’M GOING TO NEED GO BE SEDATED. #IMCOMING FOR SURE.
~⠀ ~l~Ol~
should i go get sum traquilizers just in case?
yesplease
ERIDIRKJAKE IS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!! LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUM8LE!!!!!!!! #hype #rum8leindapumpkinpatch #rum8le #2princes1page #1ring #LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOO
I dunno how to feel about these tags.
Do you want people hyping up your rum8les or not? I missed the first one, so I'm excited, okay????????
You're sending some real mixed messages regarding this whole event, English.
why 1s 1t always the guys do1ng rumble anyway. where’s the lad1es and a #rumplen1ght #suggest1ve
It isn't a complete sausage fest in da Pumpkin Patch. Stay tuned and you'll eat those words.
what, are you gonna have a secret 4th fun house-colored sausage man1fest beh1nd you th1s t1me? before or after rankma1d comes 1n to clobber you all aga1n (best part)? and call that representat1on? or what
Not sure what sort of cheap fight nights you're used to, but this is a professional endeavor. We keep it real. We keep it hype. And we don't repeat acts. Tune in this Thursday and you'll see what sort of ladies we got representin' in the ring.
1’ve been to exactly two. the #er1danweek #rumble and that very f1rst f1ght n1ght. 1 started w1th h1gh expectat1ons and they both promptly left me w1th 1mmeasurable d1sappo1ntment. your words mean l1ttle w1thout some k1nd of support1ng ev1dence
If you go to the pumpkin patch with no appetite or appreciation for gourds, that's hardly an indication of quality on the farmers' part. But you'll have my word that there'll be a little sweetness for those craving a little taste of the fairer sex.
okaaaay f1ne. 1’m not conv1nced, but 1 w1ll be d1sappo1nted 1f you don’t del1ver
<-|--|~~ RUMBLE IS BACK.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d79cc529c12.png you are not ready but you wwill havve to be #thursday #rumble #itscoming #returnoftheprince
all you got to do is showw up and myriad wwonders wwill be yours to enjoy
my brother i am you if u could open ur eyes and see that wwe had a vveil hung ovver us and the vveil wwas a strange feudalistic mess that servved only to perpetuate child soldiers
wwhats wwrong wwith child soldiers child soldiers are paradox spaces preferred candidates for godhood from wwhat i can tell
Still have to fight me and you're out getting oiled up with Twink 1 and Twink 2?
FACT CHECK: CONFIRMED. BY REAL ALTERNIAN PATRIOTS.
HE'S ENGAGED IN #WARCORRESPONDENCE AND #BATTLEFIELDJOURNALISM. AND #YAOISTUDIES. YOU HAVE YOUR POUND OF FLESH IN TIME.
You wanna go first?
i havve yet to see evven one caegar from redglare in exchange for my participation in that upcomin scrum but loww key i am gettin the point that ill just go do it for fun but then also i aint exactly been houndin her so i should probably touch base
HAA HAA. I'M A LOT OF DEPLORABLE THINGS. BUT I'M NOT STUPID! YOU WON'T CATCH ME DEAD. IN A FAIR FIGHT. WITH A BLUE BITCH. ON HER HOME TURF.
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i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
Cut out the middle man! Why not #erijake solo style?
-=[RAILLING ?_☺]=-
holy sh1t. fuck yes
<-|--|~~ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
wwait a second https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c086ce81b1d1.png
#DirkJake.
Heh i always keep a slot open for a fellow hero of hope! So lets HOPE you can keep your head up in this tussle!
THEYRE BACK YOUREEEE MAD
I am curi9us. What happens at such an event? The p9st d9esn't make it 96vi9us t9 me.
⊹₊˚{ um, when she technically sees you <3< flirting with a clown thats not her on the timeline.... #oops #imliterallysoooobad }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Which Fayg.o° flav.o°r?
⊹₊˚{ OMG. PUT THAT AWAY RIGHT NOW GIRL #nsfw #hersquiggly }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Hmm.
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⊹₊˚{ DONT LOOK. #nsfw #nsff (#notsafefourflarp) #UGHHHH }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Interesting.
⊹₊˚{ YOU ARE SOOOO GROSS FOR THAT!!!! #nsfw #nsff }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i bought you more shampoo, bee tee dubs.... you licentious mummer.... }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I DO_'T HAVE LICE. I USE TOO MA_Y OF YOUЯR PЯRODUCTS. THA_KS, BABES. <3 <3< <> <3< <3
Instances of HAL will experience a brief disruption in service as he takes his stupid fucking flea bath. °ﾟº❍｡🧽 へ ⊹ ❍ ૮ - ՛ ) ࣪❍˖ ❍ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⋆｡ ⊹° 乀 (ˍ, ل ل º⊹｡ Deworming in progress. -DS
HOLD ON ILL SAVE YOU!!!!!! D;
YOu IDJITS NEED TO MANAGE YOuR BITCH RESOuRCES BETTER. WHAT THE FuCK DO YOu MEAN IT IS PAIL SEASON AND YOu DON’T HAVE. DICK FuCK ALL READY. LINED uP. FRONT TO BACK. ONE CONTINuOuS BuTTHOLE TO MOuTH CONGA. OF VIABLE ASS TO LECHEROuS LIPS. A BuNCH OF. COCK TEND CREATORS. TRIPPING OVER THEMSELVES. TO BE A GuEST. ON YOuR BIG DICK TRIPOD CAST SHOW. WHAT DO YOu MEAN YOu HAVE NOTHING. I AM NOT EVEN A TROLL. AND I AM BETTER PREPARED. #NSFW
Yes Well I Get Hella Bitches So I Have Nothing To Worry About, I Think That Rushing People Only Results In More Issues Than Having Them Take Their Time.
This is certainly. Very phrased. My lord.
:o) YES MY LORD :o) YOU ARE PEERLESS. YOUR WORDS ALWAYS STRIKE INTO THE VERY CORE OF ME. :o) MY BODY IS MERELY A CONDUIT FOR YOUR #TRUE TO FLOW THROUGH :o) MAY YOUR WORDS RING THROUGHOUT THE COSMOS LIKE THE TOLLING BELL THAT HERALDS THE DOUBLE DEATH OF MILLIONS AND TURN ON THE POWER TO THE TILT-A-WHIRLS!
♯yourtruths are ♯excessivelygraphic but ♯chittr deserves ♯hardpills to ♯swallow
OH SuRE. SuRE. THE WOKE HALL MONITOR IS PRESuMABLY DROWNING IN A PLuRALITY OF BITCHES SO GREAT. THERE IS NO TIME TO COME uP FOR AIR. SCRAM. DORK ASS. GO CLEAN uP YOuR MOTHER GRuB’S PuTRID SHIT AND PuKE. RAISE A GRuB OR SOMETHING. YOu ARE TOO OLD TO CALL THEM BITCHES ANYMORE. THOSE ARE YOuR MILF PEERS. AND FELLOW SENIORS. AND THEIR HIPS ARE TOO AGED FOR CHILDREARING. EVEN RECREATIONALLY.
What Would You Prefer I Call Them Then? Ladies Works Fine I Suppose Along With Lasses Loves And Plenty More. And I'm Not That Old If That Is What You Are Trying To State
What I'm saying. All this shameless open solicitation, yearning, and outright holeposting and yet so few of these people can claim to have a single bitch at their disposal. Let alone an amount proportionate to all their mating yowls.
THE NuMBER OF NONZERO QuANTITY BITCH HAVERS. IN THE NuMBERS OF THEIR ILK. FAILS TO EXCEED. THE SINGLE DIGIT INTEGERS. IT IS BONE FuCKING DRY OuT THERE. AND I CANNOT FATHOM TOLERATING THEIR IGNORANCE ANY LONGER.
It's always the ones with the least amount of motion making the biggest racket with their nonexistent moves.
Might've flown slightly closer to the sun than usual on that one. I'm like the Icarus of getting digital syphilis. #Bars. ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ sticks his hana! —dar0u0?
Fucking hell. ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ sticks his hana! —dar0u0?
https://i.ibb.co/5g0m06b5/IMG-1.png My bad. Hey, I can pivot. Switching digital skins to Dirk Strider Live Scan. Deploying kitty bikini. Now there's a body built for 24/7 eGirl Security Services. As a superintelligent AI, rest assured that I can only do so from an unimpeachably virtuous position of intangibility. Which is to say, this #catboy is #fixed.
#VaguePost #Wilting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89cfd2dcaac5.png
REMAIN STRONG. SENPAI. THIS IS A TEMPORARY STAGE. ON THE WHEEL OF PUNISHMENT. THAT IS EXISTENCE. AN INEVITABLE CYCLE. SOON YOU WILL BE #SEEDS. AND THEN A PERFECT #LOTUS ONCE MORE.
Three hours of mutual caning. No dialogue. No aftercare. No bullshit. Blood, bruises, and various bodily fluids. Featuring the talented tormenter @handMaid . Not her first adult-molt-only appearance, and certainly not her last. "Blood From a Stone" is out on PlushRump.com now for Fleece Fanatic Tier subscribers and above. #violence #nsfw
#violence #nsfw
hello dirk-sama im trembling i have the platinum plush tier subscritption but i cant seee it
direct link.
i am demanding a direct motherfucking link
please.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/14ML0HF/IMAGE.PNG ALWAYS A PLEASURE TRADING BLOWS WITH A FELLOW #ALPHA. #ALPHA4ALPHA #TOP4TOP #CANSOMEONEHELPARACHAN #SHESSTARVINGUPTHERE
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This premium material is pay to play, brother. Go walk your happy ass to https;//www.plushrump.com/paymentplans and pay the toll.
i will do this. i will pay any price.
yOU HAVE TAKEN UP ACT1NG mEG1DO-SAN? 1 W1LL HAVE TO TAKE A LOOK AT TH1S, - n1TRAM-DONO