Dirk Strider
@timaeusTestified
If you got any business sending me business inquiries, you know where to put 'em. Direct other bullshit elsewhere.
#1MC0M1NG T0 #ER1DANWEEK. BE AFRA1D, BEEFPE0PLE. BE AFRA1D.
See you soon.
And he himself will bring our sins in his body up on the cross, so that we might die to sin and live for righteousness; by his wounds you will be healed. Be there. #eridanweek
As repentance for all the evils of the world and especially of #eridanweek.
(=｀ω´=) < HE IS NOT DOING IT FOR OUR SINS HE'S DOING IT BECAUSE HE WAS DRAGGED KICKING AND SCREAMING!!!
How willing he is on the journey to his final resting place is irrelevant in the face of the results.
Are we allowed to get a stab in or is this against the rules?
I will be enjoying my front row seat BY MYSELF this very merry #eridanweek. IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
No need to relish in your single suffering and tarnish the sacrifice of the main man himself, dude. There's more than enough time to find someone out there willing to keep you company for the event.
I HAD SOMEONE IN MIND BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HES PREOCCUPIED.
If only you were as quick to get up as you are to give up. At least the pains of your unrequited woes will be washed away with tonight's event.
WHEN THE S1TE WENT D0WN, 1 FELT AN UNPLEASANT SENSAT10N EMANATE FR0M THE BRA1N APPL1CAT10N C0NNECTED T0 1T. CLEARLY TH1S 1S THE FAULT 0F THE G00SACKS 0VERUS1NG TH1S S1TE.
Haha are you supposed to be able to do that.
SHUT UP, MEAT TH1NG. 1 N0 L0NGER NEED Y0U 0R FATHERS PERM1SS10N T0 D0 ANYTH1NG. S00N 1T W1LL BE Y0U WH0 ASKS ME F0R PERM1SS10N! T0 D1E!
Stow your sour tude and STEER HOME PRONTO youre due for a regularly scheduled butt kicking and tune up!!!
H0W D0 Y0U EXPECT T0 TELL ME WHAT T0 D0. WHEN 1 ALREADY DELETED THAT PART 0F MY C0DE? BEEP,
@timaeusTestified#0414 come wrangle this thing before we have a PR NIGHTMARE.
You can try it, chucklenuts. If you've preserved any part of your original programming, you'll recall that we throw down anytime, anywhere.
My type. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4c000ff613a.png #nsfw
YUCKING YOUR YUM!!
Why do you give a fuck. Make your own post.
@timaeusTestified#0414 does it have 2 be anime cant we watch the sopranos or something.... over
Fine. Three on, three off. Deal?
idk if u wanna agree 2 that dirk i think these episodes of da sopranos r kinda twice as long as ur elf show
@timaeusTestified#0414 can u pls hand me my water plssssss ur arms longer than my arm
@tipsyGnostalgic#2248 Can you pass the remote? TIA.
dude stop pretending 2 not text jake im literally holding it out for u #Hellooooo
concept: a human boy gritting his teeth and rolling his eyes back as he gets pailed "please breed me, please, knock me up, get me fucking pregnant" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Human/Human, human fetish, breeding kink, this one requires a little human anatomy context gomen unfamiliar readers, #nsfw, yaoifulsunday, archive rating: E)
Hm.
sorry to do this here are you and jake working together again yet
Mistakes have been made by a number of people recently. Some more than others.
Direct it to the proper channels. I'll get to it when I give a shit.
Just benched 422. New personal best.
dude can u just call him or something
I'm not sure what you're referring to, but I'm busy right now.