♣ mediated by @timaeusTestified
>([lemme drop a lil knowledge on yall] >([lowkey genuinely = lowkenuinely. lowkenuinely flow state = flowkenuinely]
>([t#ese #oes #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/7a83e99870f4.png]
>([everybody wanna be generous an gracious an kind or w#atever til i clear out t#ey complementary box a donuts at t#e function like am i not a guest am i not welcome am i sposed to starve]
>([t#ats fucked up man]
>([okay cool i was startin to wonder w#et#er repitonian trolls were freaks for gettin drunk off mountain dew]
>([not t#at sugar man normal sugar]
>([do alternian trolls not get crunk off sugar]
Good evening. Another day of meetings and rendezvous and dealmaking under my belt. Assuredly you're all doing well?
@timaeusTestified#0414 does it have 2 be anime cant we watch the sopranos or something.... over
whatever apparently @ one point there were 2 of me so..... idfk i dont wanna talk abt it #DontAskMe #NoMoarCandyEver #StillKindaWannaDie #FrozenPeasOnMahHead
>([i KNOW ur ass got good taste i know t#is aint ur #eart u kick back relax an enjoy t#is its so retro track girl]
>([stream my latest track yall i rec it 4 speedin bout 40 mp# above t#e limit or runnin from da regulators #ttps://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/run-it-back]
>([ok im c#argin my ki again for several #ours 2 protect t#e planet from alien t#reats see u guys after i emerge from my inner sanctum]
>([#imcoming to #eridanweek day 2 so t#at i can be #bouncingonit]
>([you know a funnel cake stand #ates to see me comin]
>([just #ad a #oe try to cut in front of me in line for a funnel cake at #eridanweek #ad to stand ten toes and straig#t bitc# slap t#e mf after #e called me somet#in i s#ant repeat but ill tell u w#at t#e stand owner gave me an extra cake for free so its all gucci]
>([t#ey aint blockin t#e posts i consider em to be t#e stewards t#e guardians t#e overseers a t#e posts t#ey my protectors an soldiers for da cause]
>([getc#a self at t#e code an treat it like a buttery lil claws#ellbeast an go 2 town]
>([yea go #ead an ruminate on t#is s#it i know my genius is a lot to take in]
>([crack open t#e #tml like a crawfis# an suck t#e #ead]
>([t#is web design s#it is 2 ez rate da custom c#itter tl #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/cf23759aab50.png]
>([#eres a sample girlypop so u know w#at in ur in for #ttps://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/face-yourself-beta]
>([it issssss w#at it isssssss]
>([gon start leavin cds a my work round #eridanweek like s#itty surprise presents for a lark]
>([troll bruno mars is back everyone ##eisrisen]
>([troll bruno mars is safe and #es about to perform at #eridanweek]
>([i could be a #omer i could be a bart i could be w#atever everybody marge i could be a maggie i could be a lisa i dont know w#at t#e fuck to r#yme wit# lisa im kasane teto im singing a song its about t#e simpsons t#ere is not#ing wrong i could be an utau i could be a synt# i still dont know w#at t#e fuck to r#yme wit# lisa]
>([we t#e only motion in t#is ocean and some of yall wanna go back to land fr]
>([my posts so fire im burnin down t#e servers]
>([yall cannot be posting like t#is during peak #ours]
>([t#ose damn c#armin bears are freaks w#o tf loves wipin t#at muc# someone lock em up]
>([#oly s#it troll pitbull and troll lady gaga are about to fucking collab at #eridanweek]
>([i just caug#t a t-s#irt at #eridanweek from troll pitbull t#is is awesome]
>([my c#emical quadrant are playing t#eir biggest fuckin #its at #eridanweek rig#t now yall t#is rules and troll c#er is in t#e crowd next to me]
>([i got #aters everyw#ere man t#ey prayin on my downfall like u pray for rain durin a droug#t]
>([sure sure im a violet i got t#at ten ton strongman break t#ru steel strengt# w#atever. lemme ask u dis: i said it #appened w#en i wasnt lookin was i sposed to use t#e gift a prop#ecy to foresee my own downfall]
>([some of yall never #ad your laces tied toget#er w#ile u werent lookin so w#en u went 2 take a step u fell an ate s#it in front a all t#e ladies and it s#ows]
>([must #ave been t#e wind]
>([rumble is about to fuckin pop off at #eridanweek do not miss t#is s#it #ttps://msparp.c#at/eridanwweek#]
>([a #ero an icon a national treasure]
>([if t#eres one t#ing you gotta know about me its t#at t#e rankmaid is my os#i til i die]
>([#ttps://64.media.tumblr.com/dbff13ea746a0219c4f63c1d91efcba3/e685fa5f67e2c3b4-7d/s500x750/431e5c278d08ff2304fdd4619190530f573f45d0.gif]
>([t#ey tried to stop a demon im back #eridanweek #w#onukekeridanweek]
>([if repiton ever gets invaded by aliens t#ey best send me to negotiate first contact cuz now i know i just gotta be like "need me a bitc# wit# #ips" an all da aliens gonna go bonkers for it apparently]
>([i dodged t#e nuke but i'm pretty sure t#e cyp#ercas# guy and turnin kaikai went down in t#e blaze. so ups and downs.]
>([im like 70% on t#e bomb at #eridanweek being a nuke lowkey]
8-> SWING BY DURING THE #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH AT #ERIDANWEEK FOR A COMMEMORATIVE RUMBLE T-SHIRT, WHICH YOU CAN PURCHASE WITH YOUR #AMPORACOIN!
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
We always keep a backup gold blood generator at Rouzze Tower, in case the olive bloods running the troll-powered squeakbeast wheel generator unionize. #RightToWork - MC Oleana
- Holy freaking MOLY, amm I excited for tonight's live performmance of "In Which Two Casually Engaged Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Land; Intended to Captivate the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Unmmediated Battles Are Thusly Interrupted By the "Referee" in Order to Leave the Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode" 😆 - Anyone else??? #EridanWeek 😁😁🙌🎃♠️
#BIGFATA$$ OUT NAO ON ALL PLATFORMZZ ⏩ https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV share w ur friends or ur l8me && wont git a billion bux https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82a821e604c8.png
↘️it appears that there is a handful of lesser ingrates and scammers that have marked me as an unsuspecting target.↘️ ↗️AS SOMEONE LIABLE TO FALL VICTIM TO A LIE OR RUSE.↗️ ↘️you're wrong.↘️ ↗️WHILE YOU STUDIED HARD IN GENERAL EDUCATION SCHOOLFEEDING TO PASS YOUR CLASSASSINATIONS, I STUDIED THE CANDLESTICK CHARTS OF INVESTMENTS AND STOCKS.↗️ ↘️i am a highly classed salarytroll.↘️
THE VISIONS TERRIBLE AND MIGHTY REALITY FRACTURES AND THE WORLD TREMBLES VIOLENT WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT THIS IS WRONG THIS IS ALL WRONG ALL WRONG ALL WRONG ALL WRONG A THOUSAND THOUSAND LIVES ANTITHESIS TO THEMSELVES AND THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS
Julioh, wwho is that #EridanWweek
if you wwondered wwhy you aint seein as many trans people on trans day a vvisibility its cause they all wwent to #eridanwweek
Wwassup, girl (Girl) I wwanna see you get conciliatory in this club today (Bad girls) #EridanWweek
Despite the alleged rumors, I will NOT be publicly partaking in any #substances at #eridanweek. ... The sucker juju is an esteemed artifact, and sealed away under lock and key. ... It simply would not be the appropriate time to sow such saccharine discord.
>([lookin in2 t#e mirror above my kitc#en sink grippin t#e porcelain teet# grit sayin im not was#ed im not was#ed im not wa#ed]
>([t#ey tryna stop me from postin]
>([#codependentandproud]
shout out all my haters i got crabs at #eridanweek #publicannouncement #nsfw
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUQ6MY.PNG OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE LUSSI OF TROLL BRUNO MARS. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NEW AGE HOKUM BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. IGNORE MY GRACIOUS LADY LOVE SHE SAW SOME CHILD SLIP ON SOME BLOOD TRYING TO GET TO THE STAGE #ERIDANWEEK #VIOLENCE #TRAGEDY
because i am the fifth alpha kid
despite scurrilous attempts by numerous bad actors to destroy #eridanwweek on its first night includin the vvicious murder a my descendent @twwentyfourCarat #eridanwweek is goin strong and showwin no signs a slowwin also troll bruno mars wwill be back tomorroww wwe just got to wwait for @gutsyGumshoe to wwake up you do not wwant to interrupt that wwomans beauty sleep
Eridan week AND ive found myself in the splendid company of one hundred whole followers? Boy im clicking my heels!
Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg
Wwherever you go, that's wwhere I'll followw Nobody's promised tomorroww (yeah) (Eridan)
>([#nsfw #armpits #ttps://media.discordapp.net/attac#ments/1486860810784342076/1488320077634994256/20260320_221446.jpg?ex=69cc5996&is=69cb0816&#m=597c6cd158e3ec9a146d938bf58fcffd55223a4af8a0ce744ae977d757991fe2&=&format=webp]
8-> THERE WILL BE A POP-UP CURRENCY EXCHANGE AT #ERIDANWEEK SO YOU CAN EXCHANGE ALL OF YOUR LESSER COINS FOR #AMPORACOIN!
>([lemme make one t#ing clear if you ever see me wit# a verified badge t#ey put t#at s#it on me against my will i got less t#an zero interest in bein verified as anyt#in ot#er t#an a certified g]
>([fascinated by applejacks struggles wit# sexuality]
>([popped a valium n watc#ing some my little #oofbeast]
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
whyy wont the back door unlock is the wiggler safety lock on #sAFETYfIRST
hNHNNHMGNGHGGH, #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nOTePIC
tHE SONG ENDED, aND IT IS, dEAD SILENT, nOW,
oKAY SO i, wRIGGLED AROUND, tO TRY TO GET OFF eRIDAN, aND INTO, tHE NEXT SEAT, bUT i FELL OVER PRETTY BAD, aND LANDED, oN jAKE, wITH MY HORN, aND HE STOPPED SNORING, aND, i AM REALLY HOPING i DID NOT, cONCUSS HIM RIGHT BEFORE, #eRIDANwEEK,
#ImOut #PulledOut #Teleprotted #ImRoofNow
wwe are in some kinda untethered middlespace wwith nothin but vvoid all around us evver think a that wwise guy
im goin for it passenger sides open
iT WASN'T SILENT,
8-> FOLKS! OUT OF NOWHERE, A SURPRISE RESURGENCE OF A CLASSIC CURRENCY: #PISSCOIN IS SEEING HUGE MOTION! HOP ON THIS BEFORE THE STREAM THINS!
despondent evvenin loathed followwers and some that i like i am in pain
you knoww i wwould contend its actually admirable under the circumstances that id honor our gentlemans agreement and endeavvor to beat off twwo highly powwerful and #oiledup men at once and anyone that wwatched the vvideo feed knowws i got my licks in too #rumblecoin #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #eridancoin #eridanwweek #imcoming
- I amm very #Invested in "In Which Two Concupiscently Engaged Humman Bros, and the Occasional Others, Engage In All Manner of Drammatized, Oiled, and Scurrilously Staged Fisticuffs ("RUMBLING") In And Around The Set-Aside Gourd Tract Stage; Aired Weekly and Close to Daytimme for the Titillation of the General Public." 😁😆😌🎃
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰er #012 #oilingup. h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/012.png
fuck gdi eridan i had evwerything riding on you and nowv im slightly moist vwith oil and in the dark and im still cursed you stupid tvwink youvwe ruined me
got my ass beat i am not rechittin that shit but #eridanwweek is still on the horizon let it be knowwn that wwhile im #oiledup #imcoming nonetheless
i used up all my oil and novw i dont havwe any vway to light my lantern. its cold in here #oilingup
- Everything about mmy life has changed since this night. I wil;l never forget this. "They're Rummbling Around In The Pummpkin Patch," has been an experience that I will carry with mme. Forever. 🥹
8-> #RUMBLECOIN VALUE IS GOING INTERSTELLAR!
Tonights action was off the chain!! If you missed three handsome fellas getting handsy on the big screen youre in luck! This triple feature is fit to be packaged and sold on a bro to bro level. Direct yourself to the inbox of my wrastlepal @timaeusTestified#0414 and sink your digs in PROMPTLY. Limited edition! ( Sorry to the sore loser @caligulasAquarium ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82002737785.jpg
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
does anybody knovw hovw to stop a curse this is an emergency
- You know what. I think I mmight be OK. 😌😮💨😁🙌 - #ThankYouPurpleOilBarons #KeepOlivesOutOfDebt #OilUp #ThankYouSeadwellers #ImmOilingUpToo #InTheHallsOfMyBloodPusher
pahjmhusk slipn out of my ffonds camera fuckd
↗️AGAIN, IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE FALLEN FOR ANOTHER RUG PULL OPERATION. IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS HAPPENED AGAIN, BUT IT APPEARS THAT EVEN MY LOANED CAEGARS HAVE BEEN CURTAILED FROM MY POCKETS WITH INVESTMENTS POORLY MADE.↗️ ↘️i should have seen this coming. the lash of my vastly stronger, much more capable- physically- than i, superiors has come not only verbally, but physically.↘️ ↗️IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO DELEGATE THEIR SHIFTS TO ME, I AM PROFICIENT IN WORD, AND GOREGLE SLIDES.↗️ ↘️i have nothing to return to.↘️
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
YEAHHH
HOWW
thanks man #seadwwellersstrong
zigzag maneuwver go left feint right i knowv you got this my man
hmm thats pretty tempting, youre pretty cute, but iwve got standards, yknowv? howv sloppy are these seconds?
We at Macro Cullsmos value 4 tenets above all else: Multimedia marketing Innovation Leadership and Finance and investments - MC Oleana
>([t#eyre calling #im t#e ballingest baller to ever ball]
8-> UNBELIEVABLE FOLKS! #RUMBLECOIN IS SEEING AN ABSOLUTELY UNPRECEDENTED 785% INCREASE IN VALUE! #HODL FOLKS, #HODL!
no i bought it
- Maybe I need help. Maybe I need professional help.
8-> THIS ONE'S A DOOZY FOLKS! #RUMBLECOIN IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW CURRENCY CONNECTED DIRECTLY TO THE OUTCOME OF TWO HARD ASS DUDES AND THE WAYS THEY FIST EACH OTHER! #STRIDERSTOCKS ARE HIGHER THAN EVER WITH NEW STRIDERS ON THE BEAT EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! THE #ENGLISHLINE IS ONLY GOING UP! INVEST NOW BEFORE THE NEXT #RUMBLE AND YOUR #RUMBLECOIN WILL EARN YOU PRIORITY SEATING AND A FRONT ROW TICKET TO THE AFTERMATCH AUCTION!
THEY STARTED BUILDING THE LOWBLOOD TORTURE NEXUS AND I STEPPED IN. I SAID WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS TO THE LOWBLOODS THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS. I SAID TAKE ME INSTEAD AND THEY DID. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME THEY'LL BE TUMBLING ME THROUGH THE TORTURE NEXUS EVERY WEEKNIGHT FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER.
8-> REMEMBER FOLKS, #AMPORACOIN WILL GET YOU THE LOOPS YOU NEED TO GET A BODY LIKE THIS! DON'T WASTE TIME IN THE GYM, JUST PAY YOUR WAY TO STARDOM!
post vworkout pic. wvho wvant me? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/496af3682ce7.png
>([its friday nig#t lets get it on #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/5927d2fa514e.png]
>([fit c#eck #ttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETF-3kPWkAcW5Ie.jpg (spaceraestuck on twt)]
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-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
I DO THIS FOR THE LOWBLOODS, THE MIDBLOODS, EVERY CASTE THAT NEEDS ME. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/644710206dd9.png
The people cry out for justice, and their voices reach me no matter where I am. Know that I am with you, always.
CEASE POSTING YOUR ILLICIT EMPLOYEE CONFESSIONS!!!
>([t#ere are several people ive met in real life w#ose lives id trade no #esitation to make bart simpson real]
>([mig#t plant evidence disrupt a crime scene or intimidate witnesses later. mig#t even lie on my taxes]
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>([w#o up c#ewing t#ey cud]
A barkbeast being treated with dignity, moments before being sent to the laser eXplosion chamber. #Insprational #Heartwarming #AnimalCruelty #Free #CrueltyFree https://files.catboX.moe/X8jksa.jpg - MC Oleana
I'VE BEEN SEEING A LOT OF #DEADDOVEDONOTEAT AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN, BUT IF IT HELPS I CAN EAT ANY DEAD DOVES NEEDED. I WILL PROTECT YOU ALL.
🎦 i dont know what the #situation is but #KaiFam stayz strong af!!!! hop in the stream later tonight!
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
I Will Never Try To Be Ashen For Anyone Again
Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.
good mornin wwretched wworms
the wwords a the lowwbloods are on their lips but those of the seadwwellers are on their collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vvascular system -troll cato #philosophy #inspiring #stoicism
#eridanwweek is so back
reply button is right next to the followw button landdwweller i quickly rectified that honest mistake
evvery time wwithout fail its like mustard to an oblong meat product #shakinmyhead
>([buying a#egao patterned clot#ing all sizes at asking price #nsfw]
nevver think that common trolls should havve anythin to do wwith their owwn govvernin -troll cato #philosophy #stoicism
evveryone has the gift a speech but feww havve the gift a wwisdom -troll cato
confession #5 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/34a4587eccdc.jpg
>([i just slammed #myPenits in t#e car door #nsfw]
hes putting a <3< on my #CallieTweets bc he wishes id tweet #InMyAnimeZone
#GetCalliedOn #CallieFans
#InMyCallieZone
#Calliope
#MoarCallie #MOAR
SPECTACULAR... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35e05037a815.jpg
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
- When you have a Pickle in need of somme TLC, bring it to HANDY BUSINESS SOLUTIONS: Where we Handle your Pickle like it's OUR Pickle. 🫵 #Advertisemment #Pleeeeeease
The ring is warmed up... a tango for two... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c9b4002d5f2.jpg
hey guys is anybody mad at me
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CROCKERCORP ANONYMOUS. @crockercorpAnonymous Dispense with this endeavor and delete this account immediately. Who is this.
Oh. Then yes, as opposed to having ever contracted something directly.
Woman, if you have something you intend to imply, I suggest you slap it down on the table where the brave girls lay their thoughts.
... I know of it.
NO "WE" HAVE NOT.
Why would it hurt when you... nevermind. I don't want to know.
... IF I DECLINE PTO ON A BLACKOUT DATE BUT OFFER TO HEAL YOUR AILING MOTHER, I HARDLY FIND IT GROUNDS FOR COMPLAINT! ... Did we fire him? ... Oh, right.
>([guys w#y does it kinda #urt w#en i pail]
>([lemme make one t#ing clear if t#eres anot#er me around #ere t#en we aint beefing we aint making out we gonna be colluding on some nefarious sc#emes]
A crack in the marriage.
Please dont place bids on my skivvies.