#cronusbabeoff
if the messiah wins the #cronusbabeoff i will throw what humans refer to as a "Petting Party" to celebrate .remember to choose wisely. #nsfw #suggestive #dirtyjoke -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
novw that one wvas a real photo finish. get it, cause the light player got knocked out? yeah, sorry rosie, i wvas rooting for you, but the povwer of frosted ass vwas too much. her imperious condescension mowves on! this means vwevwe got the semi-finals of the great #cronusbabeoff coming up soon! get hyped, losers.
it is kinda nice being safe from the babe off. though the collateral i experience seeing my friends get hit is certainly something. should probably make another pillow fort.
yeah man IM the version of myshellf that makes us look bad naut the one plantin her inflated buoys on cake for a magazine cover
alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted ...Read more
okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an...Read more
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the match is still close, despite wvhat people are saying. it could svwing either wvay. im gonna keep the poll up for say, twventy, thirty more minutes? then call it. #cronusbabeoff
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handma...Read more
alright, looks like activwity is up enough for round 3 of the great #cronusbabeoff! remember to use the tag if you discuss it, though i dont think ivwe seen too many people vwhining about it so far. first match is a fun one. jade harley wversus meenah peixes! in another life they battled, in this one, theyre babing off! #nsfvw jades got the furry crovwd on lockdowvn, as vwell as... eh, people of other specific tastes. and transformativwe stuff too? if youvwe got a vweird kink, shes your gal! i find they tend to be curwvier, often tall, ready to put you in the dirt if she aint laying dowvn ass up beggin...Read more
#cronusbabeoff Not to white knight or anything but this isn't exactly very woke of you guys. Cronus told me I should say this to you all.
and im calling it, the final match of round 2 of the great #cronusbabeoff. rose wvins in a landslide against kanaya. ouch. next round is the semi-finals, vwith some great matches coming up! check the bracket for current standings.
im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for ros...Read more
and the upset doesnt repeat itself! gardener out, handmaid mowves forvwards! okay, i vwanted to do wvork for that last one, but... cmon. her imperious condescension against lamplady swvansong. youll take wvhat i giwve you and youll like it. #cronusbabeoff #nsfwv <3 or <> for lamplady svwansong <3< or c3< for her imperious condescension
okay, sorry for the wvait. yeah, wvriska beat out latula. shocker. heres... a match that shouldnt be interesting, but might be. the gardener wversus the handmaid. wvhos the gardener? exactly. beforan kanaya, i guess. but she smashed madame lalonde in the last round, so anything could happen. theres not a lotta creator fanart out there of her, so... yeah, i had to improvwise. #nsfvw and all that. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for the handmaid
yeah, okay, guess i savw that coming. handmaid vwins! im looking forvward to the photoshoot for next rounds match. novw, up next in the great #cronusbabeoff... wvriska serket up against latula pyrope! wvould you beliewve it wvas really, really tough to find a pic of this duo? it wvas either this (#nsfwv btvw) or one vwhere they wvere shrinkwvrapped skinny. i think i made the right call. <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for vwriska
mann why am i still in that competition i wasnt gonna be PISS-ED if serket and her metatextualmetasexual bass won
STANDING AROUND WITH A CROWBAR. JUST OUTSIDE THE #CRONUSBABEOFF POLLING PLACE. SWINGING IT INTO MY AWAITING PALM. #VOTEMARA.
wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid
ARACHAN GETTING DESTROYED IN THE #CRONUSBABEOFF. THERE IS NO HOPE FOR RUSTIES. I REALLY MIGHT END IT ALL. THROW THE WHOLE TIMELINE DOWN THE TUBES. AT LEAST I’M STILL IN THERE TWICE. WHEN I LOSE TO @woeGothic. IT WILL BE HARD-FOUGHT. #TIMECLONETHREEWAY #YURIBAIT #NSFW #NSFWE #DEATHMATCH #AREYOUBUSYLATER.
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
photo finish! once again, our number one seed only barely manages to movwe to the next round. jade beats roxy by a single wvote! sorry blondie, youre out. next up vwe got another intense match! the les8ifins, as some vweirdos call em. meenah peixes wvs. aranea serket! greed against pride, skinny beach against the yapper. wvhos gonna come out on top? also, wvhos hotter? #suggestiwve for the propaganda belovw. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for meenah <3< or c3< for aranea
by the vway, if anyone vwants to discuss the #cronusbabeoff. tag it wvith #cronusbabeoff so evweryone wvho vwants to see #cronusbabeoff content can see it. vwink wvink nudge nudge. vwe wvouldnt vwant anyone vwho *wvants* to see this to *not* see it, right?
anyvways! looks like activwity is at its peak. sorry for letting the momentum die a little, but... vwhos ready for round 2 of the great #cronusbabeoff? as a reminder, the current standings are posted belovw. jade vws roxy is a pretty intense first match. ill post the official poll for it in say, ten minutes or so? this round is gonna come vwith propaganda, probably. lets get this party started!
yeah okay, people are tired, im calling it, blondie wvins. and thats the final match of round 1 of the great #cronusbabeoff! belowv are the results, and the upcoming matches. vwevwe got some interesting ones coming up, most notable i think is the #rosemary battle yeovwch. wvell continue tomorrowv, or vwhenewver i feel like it. to our eliminated ladies... i still think youre hot. call me ;)
yeah, ill call that one. kanaya vwins, disciple is outies. sorry meumeu. i think thats... all the leijons gone in round 1? ouch. i get it though. okay, final match of round 1, then i can post the updated brackets for the #cronusbabeoff rose lalonde. shepherd constern. cmon. you all knovw vwhat to do. <3 or <> for constern <3< or c3< for rosie
yeah, things are slowving dovwn, these next tvwo should go quick though. congrats to the creepy nurse for wvinning this one. next up in #cronusbabeoff! kanaya maryam up against the disciple! the original hot jade vwho vwill forevwer be associated wvith that one blonde she dated, up against the milf wvho needs her hair brushed wvholl forevwer be associated wvith dating alt!kankri. wveird, huh? <3 or <> for the disciple <3< or c3< for kanaya maryam
yup, condy takes that #cronusbabeoff battle. just a fevw more in this round, i dont wvanna put it off until tomorrovw, but... it might be too late to get any engagement. vwell see. sorry ms. paint! okay, this next ones interesting. the muckrake wversus lamplady swvansong! beforan nepeta leijon and beforan vwriska serket. a gossip rag vwixen and a hot nurse, wvhats not to lovwe about these twvo? im genuinely not sure vwhich one the people vwill support. lets hit it. <3 or <> for the muckrake <3< or c3< for lamplady svwansong
hmm. something oedipal happened here. the gardener, despite all odds, beats out mommy lalonde. smells fishy to me, but the numbers dont like. the next match up... wvho is this? ms. paint? i dont evwen... ah shit, i shouldwve picked the mail lady. vwhatewver. ms. paint! wversus... her imperious coddamn condescension herself. vwhos it gonna be this #cronusbabeoff? <3 or <> for ms. paint <3< or c3< for condy
hnn. #cronusbabeoff. i notice no one posted the rumble patch pics. im disappointed in you all. still, a vwins a wvin. damara mowves on, rankmaid gets to go back hiwve. she just vwants to wvatch anywvays, lets be real. up next... a battle of the milvwes! mom lalonde, roxanne, beta roxy, the hot mom vwho also makes you kind of sad, vwersus... the gardener! shes lil maryam but not so lil anymore. <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for mom lalonde
not a lotta lovwe for the gals i hang vwith, but enough. latula wvins, meu meu is out. speaking of beforan babes... #cronusbabeoff up next, wvewve got twvo beautiful beforan burgundy bitches, one busty, one bitty b-cups at best, both #bouncingonit, blowving, busting, banging... bam. the rankmaid and damara megido. #nsfwv. #nsfwve. someone post the pumpkin patch pics belovw. and dont go bothering ranky, if you need to bugger someone, hit up @handmaid <3 or <> for the rankmaid <3< or c3< for damz
wvowv. uhh. #cronusbabeoff. you all really #cameout for wvriska. #imcoming. and here i thought wvriskourse vwas dead. wvell, she movwes on, snowvman doesnt. shame. next in the lineup! this one im curious about, meulin leijon vws latula pyrope! big fat cat tats up against the cowveted pyrump! wvill the kurlozs or the mitunas wvin the simp wvar? (its gonna be kurloz). #suggestivwe <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for meulin
shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket
sorry for the vwait folks. handmaid vwon, yippee! lovwe them megidos. next up, vwevwe got... feferi peixes wversus sootnose songbird. yep. thats the match-up scheduled for this one. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for sootnose <3< or c3< for feferi
i just cant stop being right. aradia megido beats off- i mean, beats out nepeta leijon wvith a clear vwictory. aradia movwes on ahead to face her fellowv maid in the next round. hot. #cronusbabeoff #nsfwv next match... i dunno about this one, actually. i vwouldnt evwen knovw vwhere to start wvhen it comes to comparing these twvo gals. terezi pyrope, the nose wvith the most, ovwner of the fabled pyrump, going up against the handmaid, the demoness, the thing that goes "hnn" in the night. novw, i aint planning on @-ing anybody in these, but this is gonna be the exception. one of twvo exceptions. @handmaid...Read more
in an incredible, but not totally unforeseen upset, jane has owvertaken porrim in the #cronusbabeoff, im sure in no small part thanks to her sycophantic goons (more like psychophantic, am i right ladies?) its not just that though, she can absolutely get it, you cant handle allat. porrim is eliminated, jane mowves on! next up, i genuinely havwe no idea vwhich wvay this one wvill go. nepeta leijon, the itty bitty kitty wvho could goes up against aradia megido, subject of chasers evwerywvhere. wvhos it gonna be? wvevwe got slutty examples of both these babes on-site, so im sure there are plenty of good me...Read more
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yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored"...Read more
I'm not voting for myself, that's silly. Not to mention I don't even match that description, this profile picture is horrendously outdated. Perhaps I should change it soon.
okay, #cronusbabeoff match concluded. did any of us expect any differently? no one really cares about the olds, despite evweryone saying they go gaga owver milwves. if you sawv the milwves im interested in youd puke. so yeah, redglare out, meenah mowves forwvards! next match! aranea serket vws. the dolorosa! mindfang barely lost out her last match, can her beforan counterpart pull it off wvith that sexy librarian look? or vwill dolorosa of the dolorosa-wvhore complex (i find it quite simple, actually) be able to charm the chitizens wvith her, uhh... stunning personality! vwote belovw, wvhos hot, vwhos ...Read more
btwv, if any of the babes in the running wvanna knovw howv i picked your seed, feel free to dm me ;) #cronusbabeoff
okay, ill call it there. another close match in the #cronusbabeoff, but despite getting 8 likes, mindfang is outta the running. sorry babe, call me~ roxy is movwing upwvards and onwvards! next match, vwevwe got the long legs of the lawv, neophyte redglare, up against evweryones favworite wvashboard mini-tyrant, meenah peixes! vwhos hot, vwhos not? wvote belowv! <3 or <> for redglare <3< or c3< for meenah
next up in the #cronusbabeoff bracket! vwe hawve captain mindfang herself, swvashbuckling babe and all around badass, against roxy lalonde, the bottle blonde vwith brains, usually. these tvwo are closely matched, assuming my ancestor scale is accurate, anyvways. lets let it rip, wvhos hotter and vwhos notter? <3 or <> for mindfang <3< or c3< for roxy
closer first match than i expected, guess vwe havwe some bleeding pushers or necrophiliacs or a bunch of caliborn alt accounts around. point is, jade harley takes the cake! she mowves on to round 2, calliope is eliminated. #cronusbabeoff #cwv-necrophilia #mention #nsfvwe
first match of round one, and unfortunately, this is one i think is gonna be quick and easy. just like our top seed, jade harley! shes going up against the bottom seed, calliope. lets see wvhat chittr thinks of these twvo. <3 or <> for calliope <3< or c3< for jade #cronusbabeoff #suggestivwe
i told you all to #vwatchthisspace. wvell, get ready to say #imcoming because you are *here*. the first annual cronus amporas babe-off #cronusbabeoff is ready to begin! you, yes you, citizens of chittr, are gonna decide wvho the hottest babe in all of paradox space is! vwatch this space and followv the tag to make sure you dont miss any of the upcoming polls. novw, vwithout further ado, heres the bracket line-up. feel free to make some predictions, bet on shit, vwhatevwer. i aint in this for the money, im in this for lowve of the game.