LOST THE WHORE-OFF TO A HUMAN. SHOULD I #CW-SELF-HARM MYSELF. #CRONUSBABEOFF.

I said I wasn't proud, not that I wasn't competitive.
youre too pretty to be doin that to yourself and not filmin it #nsfww
YOU WOULD THINK. ***SOMEBODY.*** WOULD PULL SOME ***STRINGS.*** TO SECURE MY FATE. BUT I GUESS HE'S NOT LOOKING AT HIS PALMHUSK. WHICH HE CAN ALWAYS SEE. WITHOUT NEEDING TO CHECK IT.
WE ARE MOST ASSUREDLY TALKING ABOUT DIFFERENT GUYS.

oh yeah my b megidork said like mega dork i just figured jane should win entirely and devastatingly in your place nothing personal im just extremely biased against you specifically
WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM???? DO I KNOW YOU????

im friends with your boss which basically makes me like your fraternal uncle in utero while you were a fetus i was ruining your chances of getting a promotion at the country club swinging nine irons and carrying a caddy for your extradimensional daddy im like the human version of the glass ceiling that your silly ass light up rocket shoe eyes will have to wipe tears over for generations to come youre the handmaid im the hand your ass right back to you on a platter made im also like so fucking with you we have like no prior relationship outside of cali b
