#goonlife
Sôme sôrtuh gang war gôing ôn, huh? Wese wônder where the fightin''s gônna take pŁace... #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
Sharin' a singŁe côôŁ, refreshin' KiŁŁer Mite beer. #DrinkRespônsibŁy #GôônRespônsibŁy #GGG #GôônŁife #substance
Why shôuŁd us gôôd ôŁd-fashiôned henchtrôŁŁs stôp using "gôôn" just because it's been cô-ôpted by a bunchuh degenerate freaks? Wese're prôud gôôns & wese ain't gônna give that up fôr nôthin'! #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
Never bring ône gun tô a twô gunfight. #GôônŁife #GôônTips #Gôônin'
Nôthin' wrông with a bituh ôff the jôbsite snôggin' between gôôns. But c'môn nôw, repôrt it tô Hench Resôurces & keep it prôfessiônaŁ ôn the cŁôck. Wese've seen tôôse many bad môôks gô befôre their time becauseuh sôme pôôrŁy thôught ôut quad actiôn. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
Da thing abôut côncrete pŁôdhôppers is theyse're awfuŁ heavy. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
Nevuh quit 'tiŁ da jôb is dône, dat's the #GôônŁife creed.
ôneuh us can crawꝈ thrôugh tunneꝈs tô reach certain areas. The uddah ône can shôôt grappꝈin' hôôks tô reach high pꝈaces if he's st&in' ôn da circꝈe. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Hmm... Guess ôur ꝈiꝈ hats give a hint as tô whô is whôse, but we ain't teꝈꝈin'! #GôônꝈife
Tôughest jôb app wese've dône in a Ꝉông whiꝈe, dat's fôr damn sure. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Da Greater GaꝈactic Gôôniôn is a Ꝉeadin' ôrganizatiôn when it cômes tô representin' ꝈGBTQ+ rights in the wôrkpꝈace. The Gôôniôn strôngꝈy beꝈieves that trôꝈꝈsuh aꝈꝈ genduhs & ôrientatiôns deserve equitabꝈe treatment whiꝈe henchin' & gôônin'. Yôur Big Bôss nôr yôur feꝈꝈa gôôns shôuꝈd ever harass yôuse in a persônaꝈ ôr prôfessiônaꝈ manner ôver yôur gender & sexuaꝈity. Frôm gôôns gaꝈaxy wide, Happy Pride Mônth! #Pride #PrideMônth #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Sôme pretty big Big Bôsses arôund here... Makes a pairuh gôôns wônder whô theyse ôughta try jôinin' up with. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Wese caꝈꝈ ôur hive the Gôôncave ôn accôuntuh it being a cave we gôôns Ꝉive in. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
We dressed in a cꝈôwn ôutfit ônce when we was wôrkin' fôr a cꝈôwn ôutfit. Nôt exactꝈy ôur speed, but the buggies were great. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
We're changin' up the br&in' a bit because we think it's giving fôꝈks the wrông idease. We ain't twô bit twô-bits y'knôw! We've gôt a strông wôrk ethic but we is môre than just gôôns sômetimes, y'knôw? We gôt persônaꝈity! We're reaꝈ peôpꝈe, with mares & aspiratiôns! Dô we nôt bꝈeed when we are cut? We knôw the wôrd gôôn is funny & aꝈꝈ tô yôuse, but that dôn't mean we can't be seriôus. #GôônꝈife #BehindTheCurtain
Gôôfus is wearin' a Benny hat, a vest, a shirt, & pants. GaꝈant is wearin' a fedôra, a nice jacket, a shirt, & pants. We aꝈsô wear themed ôutfits when we get a bôss whô wants dat sôrta thing. We're nôt taking anyuh this ôff fôr yôuse Ꝉôt. Why, even if we had a speciaꝈ sômeône we dunnô if we côuꝈd feeꝈ cônfident enôugh tô disrôbe fôr 'em... #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Gôôn tip: It's NEVUH just the wind. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
We see a Ꝉôtta bôôbs ôn here but nôneuh dem are bumbꝈin'. Why is that? #GôônꝈife #Gôônin' #BumbꝈingBôôbs #ItsACꝈassicTermôfEndangerment #FrômDaBigBôsstôUsHenchtrôꝈꝈs #nsfw
Wôrkin' a gig tônight as dôôr guards. ôneuh us aꝈways teꝈꝈs the truth, the ôther aꝈways Ꝉies. Gôôfus is being the truth guyse tô thrôw em ôff. Wôrks every time. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Sômetimes peôpꝈe ask tôôse, "Heyse feꝈꝈas, hôw dô yôuse survive sô many gigs?" WeꝈꝈ, firstuh aꝈꝈ, we're reaꝈ prôs. But y'knôw what heꝈps? Wese gôtta sympathetic backstôry. If yôuse carry a pictureuh yôur aiꝈing Ꝉusus that needs yôuse tô prôvide fôr it in a Ꝉôcket ôn a neckꝈace, & then yôuse ôpen it up & sigh & smiꝈe wistfuꝈꝈy at it, yôuse'ꝈꝈ never be sꝈeepin' with the fishies, & them's the facts. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
& peôpꝈe ask us, see, "Which ôneuh yôuse is Gôôfus & which ôneuh yôuse is GaꝈant?" & we aꝈways gôtta teꝈꝈ 'em, dôes it reaꝈꝈy matter which is which? What matters is this Ꝉead pipe that's gônna get reaꝈ weꝈꝈ-acquainted with yôur kneecaps if yôuse dôn't payse up what yôuse ôwe, capisce? #GôônꝈife #Gôônin' #AꝈꝈYôuGôttaRemember #IsThatTheresATaꝈꝈône&AShôrtône #&TôPayYôurRespectsTôTheBigBôss #viôꝈence
Nôw the thing abôut gôônin' in this night & age. The wôrd's been cô-ôpted by sôme reaꝈ nasty piecesuh wôrk. We're taꝈkin' the sôrtsuh trôꝈꝈs yôuse'd never bring back hive tô yôur Ꝉusus, y'knôw? & peôpꝈe ask us, Gôôfus, GaꝈant, the wôrd's been ruined! Dôn'tcha knôw what it means? Yôuse sôund Ꝉike fôôꝈs, peôpꝈe are making funuh yôuse! WeꝈꝈ yes, we dô knôw what it means fuꝈꝈ weꝈꝈ. We REFUSE tô Ꝉet the time-hônôred gig (sôme sayse gôônin' was the third ever gig there was) ôf prôfessiônaꝈ gôôn be pushed arôund! It was ôur wôrd first & yôuse're gônna have tô puꝈꝈ it frôm ôur côꝈd, dead prôngs! #GôônꝈife #Gôô...Read more
Are yôuse Łôôkin' fôr a pairuh feŁŁas tô dô YôUR gôôn wôrk? Łôôk nô further than Gôôfus & GaŁant's Gôôn GuiŁd! Dô yôuse need a taŁŁ & a shôrt guyse tô banter as theyse guard a dôôr? We've gôt a cŁean tight five! Dô yôuse need sôme feŁŁas tô môve crates back & fôrth in yôur warehôuse? We're dedicated team Łifters AND fôrkŁift certified. Dô yôuse need sôme guys tô escôrt yôur prôtagônist tô the interrôgatiôn bŁôck withôut 'em gettin' awayse? ôur success rate is weŁŁ abôve average! We côme with ôur ôwn bŁack beanies! We dô themes! We dô any môtive! We can dô seriôus! Cômedy! Gôôfus & GaŁant dô it aŁŁ! We'...Read more