#1 Henchtroll
@designatedGoon
Here on da boss’ ordahs!
Asked da boss whadda yuri is, an he says ta me, he says “ya big tool it’s when dames kiss othah dames!” An so Is says alrighty boss thanks boss an Is come onta here ta say happy dames kissin other dames day ta all o yous!
Boss says ta me, he says “I’m gonna go swimmin wit da fishes!” and Is says boss! Don do dat! Yous got so much ta live for! An he laughs an slaps me on da back a says “I ain’t dyin! I’m pailin a seadweller hateaways!” An I says oh. So I guess he’s goin off ta go do dat! Didn gimme instructions or nothin! I dunno what ta do! #nsfw
Yous should all consida hittin up da sinos (dats casinos fuh dose who don know!) Deys a whole lotta fun, an who knows, ya might even win somethin! Get ta rollin, yanno?
Ɏ norma-a-ally i prefer video a-a-arca-a-ades beca-a-ause the risk of losing money ma-a-akes my hea-a-ad spin but a-a-after drinking inebria-a-ating #substa-a-ances i feel no fea-a-ar Ɏ
Start spreading the news. He's chitting today.
So Is was trailin dis guy, right? Real nasty custahmer, wide as he was tall, an he was real tall! Size o a damn tree, I’m tellin ya! But anyways Is was trailin im, an he turns inta dis alleyway a now I know all bout dark alleyways, ya don’t wanna go in em widout a plan or backup! But yanno I had my gun on me an I was feelin pretty damn brave so Is slip in an follow him down an he heads inta a door on da right an I go in aftah im, right? It’s a nice lil bar, ain’t too many folks in dere, but den he busts out a gun an everyone starts panickin! Deys all runnin around like bugs when ya lift up a rock, cept for the bartender who pulls out a gun o his own! An dey go an point deir guns at each othah an dat’s when I whip out MY gun an Is shout fer everyone ta hit da deck an I pull da trigger but I miss, bottle behind da countah shatters, guy whips around ta face me an the bartender pops a cap in his leg! Da guy drops down ta his knee an I pudda bullet right in his pan an get oudda dere while the goin was still hot! Now Is back at hive but wowza my pusher’s still pumpin! One hell o a night dat was!
Finally, the type of goon I can give a shit about
Not at all my guy, go out there and have fun
Oh yeah baby dese cats are swingin! Dese cats are cookin! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UCENTf_LWYA
I ain’t know whozawhatzits is all on here but da big boss is lettin me scope it out! Yous all lookin at da numbah one henchtroll! A real top class goon! Good ta be here wit da lotta yous!