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@scottieSabateur

you think i got this far bein' some loose lipped chump? read the fuckin' news. you should know who i am.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 124Kull Score: 1777 followers 0 following

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@scottieSabateur[SS]

my homonculus possesses nary a wit of forbearance.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@scottieSabateur[SS]

this place is filled with a buncha spineless goonless chumps. jesus christ.

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

you said it midnight crew guy

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

pansexual

love yourself

Observed.

This user is being watched.

@packageHandler[PH]

right at home then, ain'tCha?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@scottieSabateur[SS]

don't ever talk to me about no damn "credit card debt". i haven't paid for shit in years. i keep money around just to wipe shit from my ass.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

I7's always sucking bulge or suicide wi7h you fucking people. Do y'all do any7hing? God.

#nsfw #cw-suicide

Kult: +67

Kull: +60

Total: 127

Ratio: 1.12

↩ @timelessGadabout[TG]

Ok. Alrigh7. One hopes for more, bu7 I can accep7 7ha7.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

pansexual

love yourself

Observed.

This user is being watched.

@packageHandler[PH]

i think those are literally 6oth aCtivities that Count as doing anything pardner

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

↩ @destinedKiller[DK]

[🍅🍅🍅 JACKPO7 🍅🍅🍅]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @packageHandler[PH]

[🍅🍅🍅 JACKPO7 🍅🍅🍅]

↩ @destinedKiller[DK]

@scottieSabateur[SS]

fuckin' loser.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @packageHandler[PH]

@scottieSabateur[SS]

like a job. get a job.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @scottieSabateur[SS]

princess crucible

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

@destinedKiller[DK]

i could cut you in half with ease.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

↩ @destinedKiller[DK]

[🌽🌽🌽 JACKPO7 🌽🌽🌽]

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @destinedKiller[DK]

@scottieSabateur[SS]

don't give a fuck. not even pertinent to the mission. some random fuckin' chump.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @scottieSabateur[SS]

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

pansexual

love yourself

Observed.

This user is being watched.

@packageHandler[PH]

literally already have one???

@scottieSabateur[SS]

500 pounds horse meat.

Kult: +52

Kull: +60

Total: 112

Ratio: 0.87

Verified

A user of established repute

@troubadoursTelemetry[TT]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbbvywACUvA

youtube.comyoutube.com

Kult: +5

Total: 5

🐎 Hephaestus Zahhak

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Beforian

Those who came before us.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Leather Pride

This user thinks leather accessories are a MUST have!

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Take it back 8=l < But also 8=l < Don't waste it if it's already there 8=l < It w001d be an insult to the horses

↩ @craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

@scottieSabateur[SS]

who the fuck are you?

↩ @troubadoursTelemetry[TT]

@scottieSabateur[SS]

ok.

↩ @scottieSabateur[SS]

🐎 Hephaestus Zahhak

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Beforian

Those who came before us.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Leather Pride

This user thinks leather accessories are a MUST have!

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Rude 8=l < I am Heph Zahhak 8=l < I assumed you to be able to read

↩ @craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

@scottieSabateur[SS]

don't give a shit. go find somethin' to do.

↩ @scottieSabateur[SS]

🐎 Hephaestus Zahhak

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Beforian

Those who came before us.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Leather Pride

This user thinks leather accessories are a MUST have!

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < You a%ed 8=l < And I'm doing

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Kryqus "8D" Xyllem

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Yoou doon't need that much

↩ @naughtyTechnician[NT]

@scottieSabateur[SS]

you don't know what i need. mind yer buisness.

↩ @scottieSabateur[SS]

Kryqus "8D" Xyllem

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Just big and greedy

@scottieSabateur[SS]

fucker tried to rob me the other day. stabbed him right in the kidney. mugged him of his wallet and various other belongin's. threw the shit away, didn't want it, just did it to teach him a lesson. brilliant.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Goofus & Galant Ganduh

@goombaGooselikely[GG]

Nôw here's a feŁŁa whô knôws what's what, gôôd ôn yôuse bôss.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

@contumaciousApostate[CA]

i need a bigger hate button that kills you

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

Indie Artist Life!

Somebody's got to rep the small creators... like this user!

vwanna listen to my demos?

This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

@amorousChanteuse[AC]

SO REAL.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

)(er Majesty's Heiress

@gutlessGlory[GG]

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↩ @gutlessGlory[GG]

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

@contumaciousApostate[CA]

button that kills you

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @contumaciousApostate[CA]

)(er Majesty's Heiress

@gutlessGlory[GG]

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@scottieSabateur[SS]

you know, id be a lot happier if i didnt have the LARGEST MOST USELESS fat piece of shit eatin' up all the food in my goddamn fridge every week like he owns the place. what part of "communal" doesn't seem to click in his thick FUCKIN' SHELL? ey, NEWS FLASH, BIG GUY. ain't that hard of a WORD TO LEARN A FUCKIN' CHILD COULD FIGURE THE SHIT OUT. USELESS FUCKIN' INGRATE. I REALLY OUTTA BASH HIS GODDAMN HEAD IN. JUST COULDN'T HELP HIS FUCKIN' SELF, HUH? months worth of food slid down your stupid. fuckin'. GULLET. if i could choke you i would you neckless piece of shit.

Kult: +7

Total: 7