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PROFILE MASTER POST. -- Hello, welcome to the profile of the Traveler Rose AU. Better known as Lalonde. -- Traveler Rose, simply put, is a Rose who, much like every other Rose, shifted bodies when the end of her timeline came for her and merged into the Alpha. But not every Rose who did that ended up in the Alpha, so what happens when you have a Rose with that ability fresh on her mind as a means of escape? You get Lalonde. Lalonde is a Rose who kept doing it, who kept jumping into bodies and who kept exploring new worlds in an effort to find something, any way to game Sburb into letting her and her friends have a happy ending, but of course, that kind of power comes with a cost. Every jump she made lead to different Roses becoming absorbed into her whole, practically cannibalizing on their memories, thoughts, feelings, their entire lives. She still retains a sense of self, still knows the difference of the mass from herself, but still attaches herself to this notion of 'oneness'. It's hard not to when you are practically all of you. It's like an image layered on itself, a xerox of a xerox. These Roses have no idea or inclination for what is going to happen to them. They simply become one part of a greater whole, sometimes sharing words with the main one, Lalonde and expressly offering their feelings. It's uncertain if the Roses she inhabits die when she leaves them, leaving their bodies there completely empty, or if they simply continue existing as though she'd never been there at all, leaving not a trace, or if they simply disappear entirely and join her light. By this point, the original point of her jumps ceased to be in the act of doing it, she does it simply for the point that she can. She knows what she is, or at least has a good idea of what she should be according to her own self reflection, taking herself as a cancerous cell amongst the Roses of Paradox Space. Lalonde has been many things, if there's a species, she's been it. A specific caste? She's been it. Your cat you named Rose who disappeared or died? That may have been her. She cannot pick the body she jumps into, only that she decides when it happens by taking a specific kind of sleep with intention. Lalonde is, however, capable of projecting a form of her own light if given specific locations special to the people who wish to see her. This is really just to justify her appearances at events, though I suppose it could be possible to have her attend in different bodies each time. But this is just so we can keep the sense of design similar. The construct is much like Rose, only the features you can make out are ones most identifiable with her. Such as the hair band, her hair itself, her lilac purple eyes and the orange hue of her aspect. CW for things like #cw-unreality, #cw-mindfuckery, #cw-kindofbadpeople, #cw-bodysnatching, #gore, occasional #nsfw topics and maybe a horny post here and there and whatever other ideas I'll have for realities she visits. If you are a Rose or Lalonde adjacent with the intention of being a Rose alternate, hit me up! Maybe we could discuss plotting around a possible body take over, or assumption of one's memories, or something else entirely! I'll bite. I love plotting. Below are a few links, this is namely just for the images I intend to attach but also the ask box that will be embedded in this post as well. If there are any addendums or things Id like to add, check the comments, I'm sure there will be something there eventually. You're also more than free to ask any questions privately or in those same comments, Thanks for reading. -- BULLSHIT LINKS W/ CREDITS -- https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d02cb5904e60.jpg - @ Matatrolos on Pinterest https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0541312bdac0.png - @ chilled_onii on Instagram ASK BOX: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSehBegARkpmi1-pGKrKKe2jXYOMB7Ejg4if3bNmOBI8IEd0lQ/viewform?usp=publish-editor

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If only it could be permanent.

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Kanaya. It plays on my tongue everytime it passes my lips. The name feels like a gift. A gift that was meant for me. To make it possible to live. And fight.

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im normal #normal

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PUT THE SARCASM BACK WHERE IT BELONGS. IN MY RESPONSE.

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yeahh sorry, its too late

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thank you for your kind words!!!

YOU'RE IN MY UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW. DON'T FEEL SO SAFE BEHIND YOUR SCREEN, MISSY. WITH THE TINIEST BIT OF INTERNET SLEUTHING, I COULD FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THESE TWO CHUCKLEFUCKS YOU'RE STAYING WITH AND TRACK YOU DOWN.

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.i forgot you could do that HOW DID YOU KNOW IM HERE

YOU'RE LITERALLY IN JOHN'S PINNED POST. ALSO HE TOLD ME.

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MY COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN.... thats fine ill find you FIRST and get you!!!!!

MAYBE THAT'S WHAT I WANT. I'LL HAVE THE ADVANTAGE ON HOME TURF.

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GRRR!! GRRR!!! thats what you think... watch out....

I'LL KEEP AN EAR OUT FOR MISCHIEVOUS GIGGLES AND SNICKERS.

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I'll be vacating this body for a little while. Not so much in a 'letting it go' manner, but a vistation elsewhere. She will be running on spare thought. I've never done this before. Do wish me luck.

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its been nice!! i think im probably going to stay here for a bit longer than i planned

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Thank you, John. Perhaps I'll stop by and visit you, Jade and Dave on the way back. Given the proper directions, of course.

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that would be awesome!! absolutely do that!

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Provide a star chart, a good thought, perhaps a clicking of your heels, and I'll be there very soon.

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yes ma'am! maybe i'll do a few chants of "there's no place like earth-z!" too, if that'll help. hehe.

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Rituals do help. Light a few candles, I enjoy sandalwood. But in earnest, I do need a star chart. It makes it far easier if I am to do it solely myself.

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ooh! yeah, i can ask about that, absolutely!

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Excellent. I'll be waiting.

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i'm wishing you all the luck!

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Thank you, Jade. Lovely as always.

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Good evening.

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evenin', L

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Disgreard the previous post. This is actually quite boring.

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I am going to take a leave of absence given certain circumstances. I will be doing my best as court Seer. I will return.

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A great temptation.

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Hm.

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man what the fuck evs i got #squad later today

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Fuck

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I awake in a new no world. This time, the body is on Pospit, dressing in ornate god wear. It seems I have been appointed court Seer. Good morning, by the way.

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good morning :D!!

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Good morning, Jade. Excellent seeing you around and about.

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its good seeing you too!! i hope this world has more people in it for you to talk with :)

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good morning!

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Thank you, John.

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I will be going to sleep now. When I arise, I will be new. And I will be beautiful.

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Green is a pretty color on me. I was refering to the emotion of being green. Typically related to the sensation of feeling envious.

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Green is such an ugly color on me.

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Maybe you just haven't found the right shade!

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Maybe you need to find the right shade :0!

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I regret to inform you that the statement was not literal.

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AH! My bad...

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It's okay. I appreciate the desire to help anyway.

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;w;)/

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I love you dearly.

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Aw! thank you! I love you too!

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I do hope the #Squad enjoys the time with Jade visiting on Earth Z. It seems like a wonderful time.

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I think I may jump again. This session is exceptionally empty.

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take care if you do!!

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I've done it many times. Hopefully this next one is a bit more populated.

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good luck with the jump!!

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Thank you, John. I will keep you in mind when sliding into the new slippers.

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aw hehe! :)

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I lock hands with yours And then we dive down into the floor Seven thousand miles 'til we reach the core And then we circle back and we stomp some more, got it? #lyricsposting

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We're here tonight for a very special offering An offering of our spirits this evening in unison But first, a word of instruction #lyricsposting