#sfw
꧁#SFW꧂ ꧁#BUGLERATING꧂ ꧁@consequentlyOblique ꧂ ꧁So. This is my full description of Phuntr Guynax's bugle. Brass instrument. Do not misread this.꧂ ꧁It is older. Donated. Probably touched by many hands and at least one troll with extremely bad breath. The finish is worn around the places where fingers would rest, and there is a small dent near the bell that makes me think it was either dropped, swung, or used to punctuate an argument.꧂ ꧁Ｓｔａｔｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 6꧂ ꧁Structurally intact. Not pristine.꧂ ꧁Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 1꧂ ꧁It is a bugle. It should not bend. If it does bend, that is bad.꧂ ꧁Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 5...Read more
Heading.to.troll.home.depot.i.guess
posting this link again!! come ask me some questions!! they can be #nsfw, #sfw or whatever!!! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsf7res_kfyymwmotk9fdguwrvfleff07e-5phhnhtofe3qnlq/viewform?usp=header
whenever i #nsfw post i get lalondes in my notifications but when i #sfw post the striders come for me like hungry hyenas
GRUBS OFF TO SCHOOL YOU KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS >:] T1M3 FOR TH3 GROWNUPS TO T4K3 4 FUCK1NG N4P #SFW
Today on Chittrs feed, two trolls in sequence prove themself to be the Throat Goat, #SFW style #NotSexual #JustALittleStrange
(sprays all of you with water okay time to be normal.)
:33< my mew nyathing :33< nothing nobody :33< #sfw
i just ate some fruit #sfw #normalposting
one hour until #applesliceaffair starts, house party for my friend's and whichever plus-ones they decide to bring anyone who isnt a plus one who doesnt think if themselve's as my friend WILL just get automatically tp'd out. therell be food, weed and alcohol, game's (mmmaybe. couldnt figure out jackbox last night so someone else might have to set it up), and music. designated area's for fighting and fucking and stuff too for if people wanna do that, outta the way so people dont see it
ok really gotta stop opening chittr during this hatedate but reminder for all my friend's, im hosting a house party event thing TOMORROW. plus-ones welcome. sfw event but therell be designated area's for fighting and/or fucking so that theyre outta the way. gonna have game's. weed and alcohol and food. maybe put on a movie too idfk. #applesliceaffair #violence #nsfw #sfw #event #substance
thinking about that cute little jade i-e been seeing on here
reminder for those who consider themselve's my friends about the event im hosting in a couple day's plus-ones are welcome. designated areas for nsfw and violent stuff (NO MURDER) will be away from the main lobby. therell be alcohol and weed and food #applesliceaffair #sfw #nsfw #violence #substance
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I uh... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Kinda love my friends an awful bunch? ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < There are more-a-y'all than I reckon I've ever met people in my life...not even sure how t'handle havin' followers...b-but... ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< Thank YOU. Genuinely. I ain't gonna downplay it none. I'm humbled endlessly...hopefully this ping ain't too imposing-like, 'n th'sight 'o my smilin' face can brighten yer day just a smidge...!!!! Means more than anythin' t'behold and be held in yer thoughts...just as EWE were mine, all followers!!! #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XChittr #GygaxianBho...Read more
posting this again since its closer to the date, if were friend's then youre invited to the #applesliceaffair, a sfw* house party. therell be food and drink's, alcohol, weed, game's. stuff. mostly its just an excuse for me to hang out with as many of my friend's at once as possible *if youre gonna fuck or fight someone youre allowed to go do that in a random room or hallway somewhere just as long as it aint in front of everyone else
[Maintaining PPE is incredibly important][This is why I have a casual labcoat and a work labcoat][I shrug off one and put on the other whenever I step through the door to my laboratory] <#sfw>
GOOD LORD. I'M SORRY I SAID "FETID HOLE" AT THE #GUTTERCADE. IT WAS A HUMOROUS MISREPRESENTATION OF MY WORDS. #SFW AND NOT EVEN A LITTLE #SUGGESTIVE.
#NSFW topics aside, I'm rather thirsty now. I was foolish to hope that the dream 8u88les wouldn't 8e su8jected to heat waves now and then. My choice for this #SFW context is plain w8r. ::::)
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ⴵȺppy #frƗ-∊ndfrƗdȺy ♱Ⱥg yΩur buddƗ-∊Σ Ⱥnd gΩ dΩ ΣΩm-∊♱ⴵƗng fun 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ ♱ⴵ-∊m, 屮ⴵ-∊♱ⴵ-∊r Ωr nΩ♱ Ɨ♱Σ #Σf屮 Ωr #nΣf屮 dΩ-∊Σn♱ mȺ♱♱-∊r, juΣ♱ ⴵȺv-∊ ΣΩm-∊ fun 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ -∊m. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
jarvvis wwake me up for the more #sfww #toetappintuesday wwe can showw the dancers some appreciation in a candid manner
(are there any normal parties going on or happening soon i think i want to go out.)
『 ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALLING AROUND, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, RAY CULTURE, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C, KRYQUS X RAYS, LORD OF DOOM ENERGY, EARTH K, INFINITELY MANY RAYS, EVERYTHING RAY, NO RAYS NO PROBLEM』 KRYQUS x Y/C // PALESHIPPING // HIVEBREW // RAYSHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAI...Read more
Theyse caŁŁ it #GôônSŁôp but there's nô shame in the cŁassics. Theyse're cŁassic fôr a reasôn, ain't theyse? https://cdn.imgchest.côm/fiŁes/5d8f734d867e.jpg #GôônŁife #Gôônin' #SFW #SafeAttireFôrGôônWôrk
:33 < just a remindpurr that petplay can be #sfw as well!!
#kryqussba┇t #ssfw #handho|d┇ng #quadrantconfuss┇on #quadrantvac┇||at┇on ? (ssorta?) The two of you are tak┇ng a |ove|y countryss┇de sstro||. ┇t'ss a beaut┇fu| br┇ssk sspr┇ng n┇ght. The w┇nd cur|ss around h┇ss touss|ed ha┇r, brussssh┇ng ┇t out of h┇ss face and sssshow┇ng you tthe ssm┇|e he'ss been try┇ng sso hard to h┇de. The moon|┇ght dusstss h┇ss face, h┇gh|┇ght┇ng h┇ss upturned |┇pss, h┇ss fu|| ccheekboness, h┇ss re|axed expressss┇on. You've never sseen h┇m sso content. Every sso often your knuck|ess brussssh togetther. He doessn't sso mucch ass reco┇|. Maybe he doessn't not┇ce. Maybe he doessn't ca...Read more
THAT WAS VERY WEIRD. ANYWAYS! IN THE FUTURE, PLEASE DO NOT MAKE MY #SFW PROFESSIONAL POSTING ABOUT ANYTHING #NSFW, IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE WORKPLACE BEHAVIOR, AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT CONSIDER IT PARTICULARLY APPROPRIATE TO MAKE MY #SFW PERSONAL POSTING #NSFW, EITHER, I FEEL AS THOUGH THIS IS JUST COMMON SENSE, WHICH YES, EVEN I, FINSAL GAINES, CEO OF ABG INC., HAVE! THANK YOU! :-) -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
sometiems all a boy rly needs is 2 get petted n b told hes a good kitty #sfw
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Whew...so this is juuuuuust the preliminary...but Dowska Sklori works fast when funds arrive quickly...!!! Talk about a scienstiff on a mission!!!! Fer those 'o ewe not in the know, @germicidalManiac, mad genius that that one is, commissioned ME 'n a ragtag group 'o pals t'put t'gether a nice less than lil mobility aid...!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < 'n we all came up with...The Medusa Palanquin!!!!! A flexible 1900-2500gal helium envelope lined diving bell entangled polyfiber mesh tank containing internally tweaked controls, pressure gauging, saltwater purification valves, oscillating tendril arms, an...Read more
◣_◢ Jegus fucking ChrisTT, he makes me feel so small someTTimes. #VagueposTTing #noTTsexual #sfw #posiTTive
;/ sчre i grчbnapped someone off the streets last light bчt all i did was force the bчgger to gamble all his stacks with me: what the fчck is everYone else on??
i have never been kidnapped for longer than 72 hours #sfw or longer than 12 hours #nsfw
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ever felt especially o8< / ♣ about a <> / ♢ or a <3 / ♥ ????? ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Struggling t'keep it to JUST ONE QUAD? Struggling to keep JUST ONE to ONE quad??? With a duo who want ALL FOUR, JUST MONICA 'n MONIKA??? AND EWE STILL WANNA TRY THAT FER SOME REASON???? Never fear...!!! There's a term fer that!!!! That's right!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < "#Polyquandary"!!!!! Unlike the usual sorta conflicts 'n problems 'n relationship drama, which are often described as bein' troll vs troll, it's a unique troll, troll, troll, or more, vs the problem!!!!!!! Togetherness makes everything effortless! And teamwwor...Read more
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Alas...my illustrator ain't uh...ain't gotten back t'me yet, and m'left with little choice but t'assume the worst... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < On the upside!!! @packageHandler expressed a fondness fer one 'o Alternia's greatest creatures...'n I was happy t'share some 'o my knowledge...on some 'o their deadliest...AND DADLIEST...won't out 'em!!! But this is a close friend 'o mine's lusus...the Cujojito Barkbeastito!!! A critter very little with very large opinions!!! Cujojito Barkbeastito — Chihaahaa Small beast, any evil alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 67 (...Read more
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Headed out for a stroll t'day, and wouldn'tchu know it? Ackkkk!!! Out popped a random encounter!!!! One 'o th'weirdest in the entire BHILDR'S GUIDEGAX TO LUSUS CURAE COMPENDIUM This was a daggum doozey!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Or should I say...DOZE-y? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast Medium elephantoid fey yokai, any chaotic alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 90 (20d8) Speed: 30 ft., fly 50 ft. (hover) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 10 (+0) 17 (+3) 10 (+0) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 14 (+2) ━━...Read more
I Am By No Means Famous. But I Did See That Others Where Partaking In This Activity And Have Decided To Give It A Shot. please Place Your Handle At The End Of Your Message, Or Don't If You Wish To Remain Anonymous <3
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I know, I know, I know...roll me a Wisdom Saving throw to resist the CRINGE status condition's infliction...butchu ain't know how far back we go!!!!!!! Did a light bit 'o Dim Season Equinox Spring Cleaving...and wouldn'tcha know it? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < FOUND THESE!!! FROM "THE FIRST ADVENTERROR"!!!!! HARD T'BELIEVE IT'S BEEN SO MANY SWEEPS, HUH?!?! WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CHARACTER SHEETS NONE BACK THEN!!! STILL FLARPING BYGONE DAYS!!! WHERE HAVE THE DAYS GONE? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I got...most of 'em...!!!! Not all. But most!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Yeesh, I still remember that "ANTHEM CREED" I had everyone ...Read more
Would....there be something....everyone...would like to...see from me...? (' . ' ❀) I am...never certain...how to...celebrate...a big number milestone....(> . < ❀) [[ The suggestions can be #suggestive or #nsfw or even just normal #sfw :) ]]
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < How t'WRITE KISSIN!!!! (Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ💦) < Well settle in now, bless yer pumperfelt soul, ewe got the barest bones of a moment here...and that's worth recognizin'!!! Two souls findin' each other in the space between pumperstrikes. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I love it!!! I friggin' love it!!! This is the perfect parchment t'start pennin' yer adventerror, cartographers WISH they had a map this good t'topographically tip th'hat of where t'go and what to cover next!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < But honey, we ain't just plantin' expired seed here, we're growin' a whole garden of feels. ALL the feels. Y'gotta feel 'em. Get a r...Read more
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡...Read more
TThiss iss an official announcement. @naughtyTecchnician needss to get *HUGGED* down by a *FRIEND* ASSAP. I'm talking *LOVEY DOVEY* ssshit here. Hmu I'm hiss *FRIEND* manager now #ssfw
if youre rich in power or icp im coming watch your back. #sfw
(O)kay, S(o) h3r3 ar3 b(o)Th Th3 lInkS T(o) my fun lIl STuff y(o)u can fIll (o)uT (o)r aSk 🤡 🎉 🤡 🎉 🤡 🎉 🤡 ASk m3 ShIT | hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/XfSrQWvVn7J35yF4A < #SfW Wanna T3ll m3 h(o)W y(o)u'D fuck m3? | hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/34SKXY1yqvYJTZjX9 < #nSfW SIgn up T(o) b3 SmaSh3D (o)r paSS3D | hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/PYukgQI6TAmXKIJK6 < #nSfW B3Dr(o)(o)m p(o)SITI(o)n p(o)ll | hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/(o)pSRHh1NZkhbcbak9
Greetings, remaining #lairsandlusii enthusiasts. I have left you the primer, here: https://pastebin.com/hUuJ1wR8 Here are your questions: 1. What is your favorite type of scene in roleplay (Combat, drama, comedy, etc etc)? 2, How comfortable are you with improv? 3. Are you comfortable with character conflict, party disagreements, and interpersonal tension? 4. What kind of behavior might ruin a game for you? 5. How serious do you intend to take this game? 6. How comfortable are you with failure? 7. How available are you realistically? 8. What is your comfort level with violence, sexual them...Read more
ᐖ TIᐖᐖIES OF VARIOUS SIZE #SFW ᐛ
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓷. 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽. 𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓬𝔂. 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓼: #𝓼𝓯𝔀 #𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓽 - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓳𝓾𝓭𝓰𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
I'm Going To Try #sfw Posting, Give Me A Minute.
Fortunately, my entire account is #SFW, as I post every Chitt from within the Gray House where I work.
>> anybody up rn wanna ho1d handડ or ડmth (๑•﹏•) #ડfw or #nડfw or maybe #nડfwe maybe #1aten¡ght #k¡ndaeepy #nohandડtoho1d!! ! #whateveryouwantth¡ડtobe