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@zebraSprite
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Thank You, Zebrasprite.
Hโโโโ zzebradad good evenโng zzebradad โ |ove you zzebradad tthank you for tthe tea zzebradad =}
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WAAAA <3 <3 we wโ|| eat |โtt|e cakess and teass togetther and โt wโ|| be de|โcโouss tthank you mr zzebradad!!!!!!
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>> What happened Zebra Dad?? :(((
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Let's think befoore we poost next time i'm a groown ass man
Dude
โ agree wโtth zzebradad. ๐จโ๐ผโณ๐ฏ๐๐๐ค๐ฅฐ โndeed, ssโr (โ โฟโ ^โ โฟโ ^โ )
Doon't encoourage him
how cou|d โ not?? |ook at hโm. He'ss gโvโng me an amazzโng dโgโta| hug.
He dooes that too everyoone that's his toop used emooji man
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we|| tthat doessn't make โt any |essss meanโngfu| to me เฒ โ ๏ธตโ เฒ
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Moorning dad
>> Hยก Zebradad!! How are you fee1ยกng
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>> ยก'm g1ad!! That เชกeemเชก 1ยกke a good thยกngเชก ^ ^ ยก waเชก rea11y worrยกed about you <:)) ยก'm g1ad you're เชกtยก11 around now
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>> ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ you are เชกo เชกo ยกmportant ! You're a good Dad and Kryquเชก rea11y careเชก about you, and ยก a1เชกo care about you a 1ot too <:))
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Noo dad they woon't
Yoou're noot even a hoorse
C'moon noow doon't embarass me
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Magn|f|cent.
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See? What did I tell them. Welcome back.
wel(ome ba(k. lusussprites are a (lassi(, reall7
ARE YOU GOOD???
I HOPE THIS IS A YES. STAY SAFE.
โฟ woahhhh i wish my lusus could do dis
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Happy lusus appreciati-o-o-n day t-o-o-!! FIRST!!! @zebraDad !!!!!! ๐ฆ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ And ALS-O-O- t-o-o- my lusus Alan, wh-o-o- is the m-o-o-st spectacular m-o-o--o-o-se ever and deserves all s-o-o-rts -o-o-f kisses, treats, and antler base scritches!!!!
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@zebraDad HAPPY MALE LUZUZ DAY UR ZO AWEZUM DUDE
[BEGIN MESSAGE] @zebradad y0u are d0ing amazing. tthank y0u f0r y0ur w0rk. [END MESSAGE]
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[BEGIN MESSAGE] ๐๐๐๐๐ [END MESSAGE]
ใADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique ใ ใ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/Cใ GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad โ๏พ.๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พโ๏พ.๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พโโ๏พ.๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พโ๏พ.๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พโโ๏พ.๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พโ๏พ.๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พโโ๏พ.๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พโ๏พ.๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พโโ๏พ.๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พโ๏พ.๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พโ ( แโ๊โแ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got caught up in a particularly nasty encounter with a Cullbeast of Unreasonable Hit Dice! Oh noooo!!! Somebody's gonna be out of combat fer more than one short rest!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( แโ๊โแ); < The Caverns 'n Cullbeasts session shoulda wrapped hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? These two ain't had grounds t'yammer 'n yap beyond stats 'n th'doling out 'o treasures accumulated...'n that took place hours ago!!! It took only a scant few moments more fer it t'really click with KRYQUS what this was even about...'n the thought still got dismissed with chudly indifference. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive...somethin' deeper...somethin'... แด(แดแแ๊แแ) < Pale. ( แโ๊โแ) < KRYQUS's trembling hands passed over the character sheet in metered measures...examining for errors, miscalculations, even just a rounding error in carry weight that could set his party back some...He was always like this. Thinkin' 'o others in tiny, invisible ways that made 'm irresistible to anyone with eyes 'n the time t'use 'em. Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as KRYQUS suddenly seizes Y/C's pencil 'n tugs it forward tighter than a nat twenty on an athletics check that he'd piledrive into th'enemy's inferior armor class...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS who once towered like a one troll rovin' rules lawyer on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing sourcebooks gone from a monument to a frame. โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < my character died โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < damn โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < toooo bad the same cannoot be said of climate change or casteism or peoople who talk shit and doont get hit โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < oor any oof the woorlds oother many wooes โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < but i can oonly doo โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < soo much โง( แโ_ โแ) < as a fat fuckin chud of hooned discipline โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < eventually โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < woorlds gootta save itself โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < oor perish unwoorthy ( แโ๊โแ) < KRYQUS becomes a livin' study in humility. His words underpin the lessons endowed to him by ZEBRADAD. A lodestar. A northern light. The honing beacon 'o morality and th'straight 'n narrow. But his actions. His nonchalance. His utter unquestionably sheer un-fuck-withable energy...this becomes the mantle 'o kingly might he assumes at all times. This becomes th'monarchic tradition passed down from KRYQUS to KRYQUS every few hundred sweeps, so long as he's still around. ( แโ๊โแ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! EH? EH? EH? #FOREVERANDEVER #BUTACTUALLY #YCxKRYQUS #YOU+GOT+ZEBRADADS+BLESSING (แแเฒ ๊เฒ แ)ยค=[]:::::> Y/C felt inclined t'dispense comfort. There was a possessiveness t'the way Y/C saw KRYQUS cradle the character sheet in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on this concept fer even a moment...but he put on a brave face just fer you. It wouldn't be right t'just let his happiness slip away. And read between the lines a daggum minute, world's gotta save itself or perish unworthy? That's QUITTER TALK! GLOBAL QUITTER TALK! DOOMSDAY QUITTER TALK! Kryqus feels THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his bulky sturdy rock steady shoulders right now! ( แโ๊โแ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh...Kryqus scoffs in indignation. He sees through yer transparent advances...and retreats strategically. All prompt-like. โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < tsk โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < doont attempt to knoow me โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < im way toooo cooool foor yoou โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < and even if i didnt mean that โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < yoou proobably shoouldnt @ me irl แด(แดแแ๊แแ) < Uh oh! That got outta hand way fast...maybe it's time t'call fer... ( แโ๊โแ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! แด(แดแโ๊โแ); <> <> <> <> My -- I mean Gygaax's hands start t'alternate between (#polyquandary anyone???) petting the tops 'o both 'o yer heads...!!! Soft. Rhythmic little circles. My --- Gygaax's cartilage nubs unfurl from the tightly white knuckled meat mallet into a far more approachable set 'o chitinous diggers with a piercingly pale quality...!!! Both Y/C and KRYQUS are treated t'the soft enmeshed interplay 'o palmin' play 'n no strings attached emotional intervention...c-consensually! We can stop at any time. Y/C j...just could use this! A-as could KRYQUS. To uh. CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS t'gether... ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < "...Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, "Ewe can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the CAMPAIGN. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any PARTY MEMBER. Gentler hands should stir these waters. A SHEPHURT should tend 'n mend to its flock." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's body in tandem with KRYQUS wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of author-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer horns now. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. Stalling. ( แโ๊โแ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath excites the air...populates it with the powerful gale phrasings of KRYQUS... โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < gygaax โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < what the actual fuck โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < are yoou trying to say i proovide subpar care to Y/C โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < i literally carried this campaign โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < coomplaintlessly โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < Y/C with it โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < i resent the fuck oout of that implication โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < i coould easily be gentler with this โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < weaving lazy river โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < if i wanted to ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < GYGAAX laughed. "Ewe could stand to be, KRYQUS. Yes. Just LOOK at Y/C. How can ewe say even a single solitary mean thing about that there cutie patootie?!" Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o authorial brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS'S dice bag as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. KRYQUS approaches our hug slowly. But not neverly. His arms hover over you. The river is still. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'hoofbeast-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder... โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < what fucking ever โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < here yoou go lil guy โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < lap it up โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < <> ( แโ๊โแ) < GYGAAX's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. KRYQUS goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride...he hugs you. And. Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'KRYQUS or t'GYGAAX...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o affection wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P1/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring
( แโ๊โแ) < OF COURSE!?!? ( แโ๊โแ) < What an. Eheh. Honor. ( แโ๊โแ) < And don't forget Y/C!!!! Which I guess is. Also ewe???? #Selfcest #Selfcest^2 #GygaaxXEveryone
( แโ๊โแ) < Oh, it's still up! Ewe can always read it again if yer still confused...thanks fer your readership though! Really means a lot!!!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i tthink. i have read tthiz a few ttimez n0w. i am n0t zure it iz c0rrect1y pr0cezzing. [END MESSAGE]
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( แโ๊โแ) < Oh, I can do a condensed version, just fer ewe! ใADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique ใ ใ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C, SHORT CONDENSED VERSION, MICRO, MICROFICใ ( แโ๊โแ) < 12 words. [BEGIN MESSAGE] ( แโ๊โแ) < Pale stuff happens. โง( แยฌ_ ยฌแ) < i KRYQUS do pale stuff too แด(แดแแ๊แแ) < Y/C likes it. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ah. i zee. it waz dizbe1ief and n0t c0nfuzi0n. tthiz iz. n0ted. tthank y0u f0r y0ur eff0rt in c0ndenzing it f0r me. [END MESSAGE]
แด(แดแแ๊แแ) < WAIT ARE YOU TWO NOT ON GOOD TERMS? I HAD A LEECHSTEPDAD FOR A WHILE. I SWEAR I CAN BE COOL 'BOUT THIS. IT'S NOT TOO LATE IS IT? I CAN UNTAG! แด(แดแแ๊แแ) < JUST SAY THE WORD, KRYQUS!!! KRYQUS!!! KRYQUUUUUUS!!!!!!!
Ooh my goog he saw it. I will kill yoou.
( แโ๊โแ) < โโโ?!????!? แตแดดแดฌแต'หข หขแดผ แดดแดผแตหหแตหหแต แตแดดแดฌแต แตแดตแดธแดธ แดฑแตแดฑ แดฐแดผ แตแดตแตแดด แตแดดแดฑ แดฎแดผแดฐสธห แด(แดแแ๊แแ) < Who said that.
Ooh my fucking goog i can't doo anything with yoou peoople
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โ๏ธYOU WILL BE A SMALL RED STAIN ONE DAY, AND I WILL NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS EXCHANGE.โ๏ธ
Wrothe.... kryqus can smile all he wants.... but....wrotheshouldneversmile.
Yourcoparenting is noted.
I WILL DIE. A THOUSAND TIMES. IN GLORIOUS BATTLE. OR RECREATIONAL TORTURE. WHEREAS YOU WILL DIE. ONCE. PATHETICALLY. EDIT: OF STRESS INDUCED PUSHER FAILURE.
โ๏ธIF I AM STRESSED, I AM WORKING.โ๏ธ โ๏ธif i am working, i am servicing my superiors.โ๏ธ โ๏ธIF I AM SERVIVING MY SUPERIORS, I AM HAPPY.โ๏ธ โ๏ธif i am happy when i am dead, then i was at least useful enough to be deigned the slow, methodical death of all good salary trolls.โ๏ธ โ๏ธYOU WILL DIE A MILLION USELESS DEMISESโ๏ธ โ๏ธand not a single one of them will be worth what i have accomplished in just one.โ๏ธ
GOMEN. HARD TO REPLY. ONE HANDED. DUE TO THE FACT. THAT I'M WEARING YOUR SENPAI LIKE A GLOVE. #NSFW. #HOWISTHATFORSERVICING. #YOUSTUPIDWAGECUCK. #THEYDONTEVENPAYME. #IDOITALL. #FORTHEHATEOFTHEGAME.
โ๏ธGOMEN.โ๏ธ โ๏ธhard to reply.โ๏ธ โ๏ธYOU JUST GOT PLAYED SO HARD THAT YOU ARE USING YOUR SINGLE GROPEPLANE TO FEEL ALONG THE SORE IMPRINTโ๏ธ โ๏ธof my verbal beat down.โ๏ธ โ๏ธI HAVE NOT HAD A POSITIVE PAYCHEQUE IN SEVERAL SOLAR CYCLES.โ๏ธ โ๏ธi don't deserve it.โ๏ธ โ๏ธWHATEVER MINIMAL DOSH I EARN IS PAID BACK IN DOUBLE TIME TO MY GRACIOUS HIGHER UPS, SO THAT THEY MAY ORDER GOREDASH IN.โ๏ธ โ๏ธif i am lucky, they let me suckle the bones that remain.โ๏ธ โ๏ธAND I NEVER POST A THING ABOUT IT.โ๏ธ โ๏ธbecause unlike you, i do not thrive off the useless validation and attention of others.โ๏ธ โ๏ธHMM.โ๏ธ โ๏ธyou are so old, and still virtually a junior accuntant.โ๏ธ โ๏ธI MEAN, ACCOUNTANT.โ๏ธ
If nooboody goot me i knoow my lusus goot me
He's just cooool like that
uh.. how does youw wusus know how to type and use the pointing pebbwe?
There's lettuce in the fridge foor yoou goo get it
I Would Feed Your Lusus High Quality Grain, He Is So Cool.
He has his oown huskpad he can't really spell thoough he just uses that keybooard with ginoormoous emoojis
Yeah yoou can mail it too us he'd appreciate that i think
you have a pwetty coow wusus then x3
I knoow right? The coooolest guy ever
i wiww awso suppowt you so youw wusus is nevew awone :3c
most equines have v versatile lips an use them as pseudo fingers so that lusus is probs typin with his mouth lmao
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Mind yoour fucking business crewmate doon't talk too my dad like that
zzebradad you are sso ssplendid =]
โ๏ธYOUR DEFEAT HAS DISAPPOINTED ME IMMENSELY, KRYQUS.โ๏ธ
Hey this has noothing too doo with my dad's poost. Phuntr coommitted electooral fraud and this is coonfirmed. Literally noot my fault. Did yoou foorget i woon the first electioon
โ๏ธwhat does the first one mean, when you cannot maintain your position.โ๏ธ
I have a dartbooard in my roooom and when i'm mad at soomeoone i print them oout and pin them too this booard befoore prooceeding too throow CDs in their face slicing it in half. Toonight i will be printing oout yoou Wroothe
โ๏ธmay i see the aftermath of your wrath, leash holder.โ๏ธ
Yes. Give me a minute
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>> ยกเชก everythยกng okay, Zebradad? :((
WแAแบ YแU FUCKIN SAID IT ZEแแฑA DAD ๐๐บ๐ช๐ช๐โผ๏ธ #แฑESPEKT
my backup has arrived
ahem. aaaahem, ahem. aaaaaaaaahem. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
"I'm not owned, I'm not owned!!!" -Kanaka when they can't think of a come back.
No fucking way LMAO
Okay anime pfp chittr user handle @/masterCuller that starts every night with hating all the posts on the timeline. Go on, go be with your bitches. LMAO.
just had to prepare myself for the funniest shit i'VE read all wipe bud
หโโง๊ฐแ โฑ เป๊ฑ โงโหใHear Ye, Hear Ye!ใ-๏ฎฉูจู๏ฎฉ๏ฎฉูจูโก๏ฎฉูจู๏ฎฉ๏ฎฉูจู ๐จh, Me๐ถ โพulp๐ถ De๐ถr. Dโญ Nโญt Bโญther Replyโng Tโญ Them. Yโญu See, They Grew Up Lususless, Sโญ Theโr M๐ถnners ๐จre Pretty Much Nโญnexโstent.
Iโll shave yoou too get rid oof yoour precioous highlights rip oout yoour hoorns with barely any effoort shoove them intoo yoour eye soockets then turn yoou inside oout hang yoour gutted carcass as a Hallooween decooratioon and literally turn yoour remains intoo a rug if yoou ever talk too my dad again. Doo noot fucking test me right noow. #goore. #vioolence. #iwillfuckingkillyooukustoor.
bro???
๏ฟฃ\ realest shit you've ever said tbh #daddysboyclub /๏ฟฃ