Colonel Sassacre (death by jigsaw)
@colonelSassacre
You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns.
ENEMY LIST: 1. @colonelSassacre was behind the geese 2. Guy who invented not being able to buy just one egg you have to buy the whole carton 3. Whoever invented eating two spaghetti meals 4. Whoever made coffee more than a dime 5. The geese (conquered)
HOOHOOO! JUST WANTED TO SHARE A LITTLE SLICE OF LIFE WITH THE "CHITTR WORLD" MY RIPTIDE RAVENOUS BUOY-DACIOUS WIFE AND I NOT LONG AFTER TYING THE KNOT AT THE LOCAL MAPLE VALLEY, WASHINGTON COURTHOUSE. SOMETHING ABOUT THE FUN IN THE SUNNY DAY AND THE MONSTER TRUCK RALLY PUT US IN BIT OF AN ELOPING MOOD!! HOW FONDLY I LOOK BACK AT THOSE SWEET DAYS OF YESTERYEAR. AND THE BANGING TUNES OF A MR.KID CUDIS "INDICUD" ALBUM AS THE BACKING TRACK TO SWEET YOUNG YOUTHFUL LOVE.
... you two look really happy, i'm glad you had fun.
ORCAY BADDIES
IT'S QUITE A BOONFUL DAY! EVERYDAY SINCE HAS BEEN JUST AS MIRTHFUL
CLASSIC ERA BLOBO OF THE GREAT AND FANTASTIC IKONOS @GROOVYKOSMONAUT I'VE BEEN NEEDING TO POST FOR A WHILE NOW #OOC
NOTE TO SELF: INVEST IN 3 LITER BOTTLES OF MTN DEW BAJA BLAST, IT GOES GREAT WITH A MULTITUDE OF FINE LIQUORS, SPIRITS, AND WINES. #SUBSTANCE
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- fun fȺ☪︎♱: 屮ⴵ-∊n Ɨ ⴵȺd b-∊-∊n grȺn♱-∊d ♱ⴵȺ♱ Ωf my Ⱥ♱♱Ɨr-∊ Ⱥf♱-∊r my ΣƗmul♱Ⱥn-∊ΩuΣ Ⱥ☪︎quƗΣƗ♱ƗΩn Ωf GΩd ♱Ɨ-∊rƗng Ⱥnd ȺΣ☪︎-∊nΣƗΩn, Ɨ ⴵȺd b-∊-∊n gƗv-∊n Ⱥ 'Ul♱ƗmȺ♱-∊' Ⱥ♱♱Ɨr-∊ ȺΣ Ɨ ⴵȺd nȺm-∊d Ɨ♱, b-∊lΩ屮 ƗΣ ♱ⴵȺ♱ Ωf Ⱥ d-∊pƗ☪︎♱ƗΩn Ωf Σu☪︎ⴵ. |⟨-∊-∊p Ɨn mƗnd Ɨ 屮ȺΣ ȺlΣΩ v-∊ry fu☪︎|⟨Ɨng ♱Ɨr-∊d b-∊☪︎ȺuΣ-∊ ⴵΩly ΣⴵƗ♱ dƗd ♱ⴵȺ♱ Σu☪︎|⟨. ⴵ♱♱pΣ://☪︎dn.Ɨmg☪︎ⴵ-∊Σ♱.☪︎Ωm/fƗl-∊Σ/b21b85553014.png #☪︎屮-Σ☪︎ȺrΣ #d-∊ȺrgΩdmy☪︎lΩ♱ⴵ-∊Σ屮ȺΣ♱ΩrnȺΣfu☪︎|⟨ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
You look so. Rugged. In a good way.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ lΩΩ|⟨ lƗ|⟨-∊ Ɨf JulƗuΣ ☪︎Ⱥ-∊gȺr gΩ♱ b-∊♱rȺy-∊d by ♱ⴵ-∊ Σ-∊nȺ♱ΩrΣ Ⱥnd 屮Ωn. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- bu♱ ȺlΣΩ Ωn ȺnΩ♱ⴵ-∊r nΩ♱-∊ ♱ⴵȺn|⟨Σ. Ɨ Ⱥl屮ȺyΣ |⟨ƗndȺ lΩΩ|⟨ rugg-∊d Ɨf Ɨm nΩ♱ ⴵƗdƗng my Σ|⟨Ɨn Ωr Σ☪︎ȺrΣ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Julius C- Gods, that is *GENIUS*.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ♱ ƗΣ! -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
BLORBO FOR A BESTIE @AROUSEDDELIVERY <3<3 #OOC
((Blorbo collection.. limited edition!
[[ HEEHEHE I AM THE BESTIE :333 ]]
CHECK OUT THIS FELLA GOING DOWN THE MAIN STREET, KEEP YOUR FISH AT HOME FELLAS, HE'LL TAKE'EM #OOC
Such a heart throb of a goober ))
BEEN TAKING REQUESTS FOR THESE LITTLE BLORBOS FOR A MIN NOW AND FIGURED I SHOULD DRAW ONE FOR SASS #OOC
(( your chibis are so cute
TY SM I HAVE CLOSE TO 30 OF THESE LITTLE THINGS AND DONT KNOW HOW TO POST THEM ON HERE AND WANT TO MAKE MORE HEHEH))
DOODLE FOR @TAUTOLOGICALTECHNIQUE WHAT A CUTE TROLL #OOC
Remember, when I'm mean, this is who's be/ing mean to you/ ((Art by @colonelSassacre )) https://cdn/imgchest/com/files/ce6f2ae5403f/png
**CLAPS MY HANDS BIG AND LOUD** REMEMBER PEOPLE THEY'RE JUST 2 APPLES TALL, YOU CAN PUNT THAT SHIT OVER THE GOAL LINE IF YOU HAVE TOO
-- Fragment located: 1994/Dec 3rd. Miami, FL. -- https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9a89e70330dc.png #tiamiguel #camiart @colonelSassacre [ ooc note: shut up lemme spam. ]
DID YOU KNOW GAMING? I DO BELIEVE "MAMASITA" IS SPANISH FOR HOT BABE.
-- Searching. . .-- -- Fragment found: unclear coordinates. 1994/2065.-- https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d1c77ca171e3.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a75d325be6cd.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f89ca8f1c936.webp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1aab9c9ff4ce.png -- Relocation status: Failure. -- (CREDS FOR THE BEAUTIFUL ART: @colonelSassacre ) #camiart #tiomiguel #camimiguel
TODAY HAS ALREADY BEEN 'SUCH A DAY', AS THE KIDS SAY, NEVER EXPECTED TO SHARE A DRINK WITH A HUNK LIKE THAT...
CHILDREN THESE DAYS WITH THEIR DAMN WACKYTOBACCY, BEJUULES, AND THICK BLUNTS CORRUPTING THEM ALL FROM THE INSIDE, CHANGING THEIR FALL BLUES INTO THESE TRAGIC RADIATED GREENS.
B33 < *splashes orange paint on mew*
.... sir please
Made him an honorary strider
THIS WAS A TRAGIC TURN OF EVENT. I DID NOT EXEPECT THIS TURN OF EVENTS, IT SEEMS I'VE BEEN DASHED WITH A SPLASH OF PUMPKIN SPICE THIS SEASON..
RELATIONSHIP WITH BLUE FAMILY OVER. ORANGE FAMILY IS MY NEW BFFS.
☆Went out with the homie @colonelSassacre for some grubdogs and he snapped this photo of yours truly☆
(( art actually done by @/colonelSassacre!!!
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUUREE.PNG I FEARED I'D NEVER HAVE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS BUT I FEAR I MUST MAKE A POST WARNING THE KIND SWEET NORMAL PEOPLE OF CHITTR.ING.COM @NORMALPUPPET HAS TRAGICALLY GONE FULL JONKER. IF YOU SEE THIS SICK AND TWISTED TRICYCLE PATH PLEASE RUN THE OTHER WAY. REPORT THEM FOR MY MURDER.
Holy shit I look badass here.
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/DOA2R3.PNG I WAS DRAGGED OUT OF MY FAVORITE "EMPIRE LIMITED-TIME EDITION" QUEEN SIZED LAZY BOY TO RESPOND TO A KIND MESSAGE. @TAUTOLOGICALTECHNIQUE I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL REPAY THIS KINDNESS OF YOURS TENFOLD. MARK THESE WORDS. YOU WILL BE TREASURED BY THOSE THAT LOVE YOU.
YOUR DAMN ASSASSINS FAILED THEIR JOBS MY LITTLE FRIEND. NEXT TIME DON'T SEND A GOOSE TO DO A REAL MANS JOB. I'VE BEEN BIDING MY TIME WAITING FOR YOUR GUARD TO DROP.. YOU CAN'T RIDE YOUR LITTLE BIKE FOREVER.
Can you watch this video and see if you have a heart attack? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMgsFZ4rkEI
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/ZGZ6QX.GIF GADZOOOKS!! AAAAH!! OH EVEN!! DEAR GOODNESS!! I'VE BEEN KILLED. SPOOKED SO BADLY I WAS KILLED INSTANTLY ON IMPACT WITH THE FLOOR AS MY HEART EXPLODED. I HAVE SINCE LEFT THIS MORTAL COIL.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE "FUMBLED THE BAG"? I THINK THAT'S HOW YOU USE THE TERM. I SEEM TO KEEP PUTTING MY PROVERBIAL FOOT IN MY OWN MOUTH.. IT'S JUST HARD TO NOT GET SO EXCITED ABOUT ALL THESE BIG FISH "BABES" ON THIS SITE..
im alwvays saying this man
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE THAT UNDERSTANDS MY PLIGHT. YOU GET ME, CRONUS. WE SHOULD "HANG OUT" SOME TIME, I HAVE A FINE CUBAN CIGAR WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.
oh hell yes i lowve cigs. ill talk about fishy milwves all day vwith you old man.
A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART. I TOO AM A LOVER OF FINE TOBACCO PRODUCTS ALL THESE DAMN MODERN RESTAURANTS HAVE BANNED SMOKING INSIDE, I'M SURE WE COULD FIND A WAFFLE HOUSE TO "CHILLAX" AND "MAX" WITH POSSIBILITY TO "RELAX" AT OUR LEISURE, YOUNG CHAP
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/2EV23M.PNG JUST A SILLY LITTLE PICTURE WITH MY SWEETHEART OF A DAUGHTER FROM QUITE A WHILE AGO.. THEY REALLY DO GROW UP SO FAST. COULD YOU BELIEVE SHE HAS HER OWN LITTLE FAMILY NOW? BLOWS MY MIND THAT THEY CALL HER NANNA NOW..
pff, yea t)(at makes moray sense u ol windbag embarrfis)(in im like quadruple yo age n yet never t)(rew out my back t)(o jus sayin
IT IS INDEED! SHE WAS SUCH RAMBUNCTIOUS LITTLE LAS THAT COULD PRANK WITH THE BEST OF 'EM!
OHHOOHOO! I'VE TRIED MANY TIMES OVER TO "THROW OUT THAT BACK" :^P CAN'T COUNT THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I THREW OUT MY OWN IN THOSE ENDEAVORS.
snrk o)( my fuckin cod u goofy pervert c)(ill on t)(e post about yo )(uman daug)(ter buoy
oh my god you're colonel sassacre? you have a chittr? how even.
PLEASE EXCUSE MY BIT OF "GOONIN'" AS THE KIDS SAY, I GOT TOO FAR AHEAD OF MYSELF. I JUST SEE A BIG FISH ON A HOOK AND CAN'T HELP MYSELF BUT TRY TO REEL IT IN HOOHOO
SOME VERY YOUNG SPIRITED TROLLS I'VE MET ON MY TRAVELS TURNED ME HIP TO THIS WORLD WIDE WEBBED SITE. STILL NO CLUE WHAT I'M DOING BUT I'M JUST AN OLD MAN TRYING TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN!
takin s)(ots at a target ain’t nobubbly can )(it atp buoy at least up to game 3B-)
*up yo game
I'LL BE DOING SOME TARGET PRACTICE OVER THE WEEKEND. BET, I'LL MAKE SURE TO HIT MY TARGET NEXT TIME I TRY TO HIT SUCH A BIG TUNA LIKE YOU ;^D
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/K03KSN.GIF ISN'T IT WILD THAT ONE DAY WE'LL ALL JUST LAY AT THE BOTTOM OF SOME PIT AND ROT LONGER THEN WE'VE EXISTED? ANYWAYS DID YOU GUYS KNOW THE RAT FROM BARNYARD WAS VOICE BY THE TALENTED MUSICIAN "SHAGGY" AKA MR. BOMBASTIC?
I'M SO SORRY, SWEETNESS, I FEEL AS IF OTHERS NEED TO LEARN THE FACTS OF THIS REAL LIFE THAT HAVE HAUNTED ME IN THIS MODERN AGE.
((could someone help me justify drawing other peoples trolls when im just playing an old white man ahaha. i'm an artist more then a writer and i just want to interact with people more. im even worse in DMs a few condies can attest to that fact. im just getting the hang of the MSPA style and want to interact with people so badly.))
(( seconding this!!
(( being a wife guy to the queen has helped a lot in trying to justify things and my bad memory of lore stuff ahaha. but you're right, that would help a lot and it just being his perspective of a moment is more then enough to draw funny moments. i'll keep this in mind ty))
people love art and do what you want forever!!!
(( THIS IS A VERY good point. I love that idea, im not sure how much of an artist Mark Twain was but THIS guy only draws...we'll see if he draws as good as me at the start or just draws doodoo for the bit ))
(( this is my fav reply so far. i still feel silly going "hello fellow kids" to so many trolls ahahah. im sure once the art flows i'll get the groove of things))
//please it would be so fucking funny of him to just do that since old people are just likethat
((oh i'm very VERY aware of how much people just love art. it's why i feel so silly playing a character i'm struggling to justify hanging out with others so i could draw them together... maybe he's just making young hip friends and i can talk about what he's learned? DMS scare me so freaking much but i should jump in them..))
(( This is a memetic hazard I swear I am seeing the same fucking comment on literally every single post what did you do to me?
//HAHAHAHA GET OVERLOADED
(( DD: