Colonel Sassacre
@colonelSassacre
You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns.
ENEMY LIST: 1. @colonelSassacre was behind the geese 2. Guy who invented not being able to buy just one egg you have to buy the whole carton 3. Whoever invented eating two spaghetti meals 4. Whoever made coffee more than a dime 5. The geese (conquered)
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/JJB85R.PNG JUST WANTED TO SHOW OFF SOME MORE OLD PICTURES OF MY BODACIOUSLY SHAPED PARAMOUNT PARAMORE THAT MAKES MY LITTLE SASSACRE "QUIVER".
IT WAS A QUITE BEAUTIFUL FLAPPERGIRLS DRESS ALL THE BEAUTIFUL MODELS OF THE TIME WERE WEARING OUT TO SHINDIGS IN NEW YORK CITY! WHAT A GREAT TIME
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/7MQNZS.PNG FUN SUMMER TRIP PICTURE FROM OUR NOVEMBER 22, 1963 TRIP TO DALLAS, THAT MY WIFE INSISTED WE WENT ON.. WE HAD A LOT OF FUN BUT THERE WAS A REALLY SAD POINT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. WE HAD SOME TASTY FAJITAS THAT DAY
i'm svre no+hing +oo bad happened +ha+ day.
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/PQ1LNL.PNG FOUND A GOODIE OF AN OLD PIC AT THE BOTTOM OF A MOVING BOX, STUFFED WITH VERY EXPIRED CAKE MIXES. THAT WOMAN WAS ABLE TO HIDE A MILE OF HAIR AND 20 FEET OF HORNS UNDER THAT WIG. OR MAYBE LOVE JUST MAKES ONE BLIND TO THE LITTLE THINGS..
i just wanted tw0 say i'm a huge fan at this transitory and easily missed h0ur i can sweep under the rug later.
huh. you two look happy!
oh man. are you why i have hyper hidrosis.
I'VE ONLY RECENTLY LEARNED I TOO SUFFER FROM THIS "HYPERHIDROSIS". JUST ASSUMED FOR YEARS I WAS A VERY DAMPED DUE TO MY 100% COTTON SUITS. I APOLOGIZE, GREAT GRANDSON, FOR THIS TERRIBLE CURSE I'VE LEFT IN LINEAGE..
it's ok, you don't have to apologize for something you never had control over. it is not your fault, and i understand.
APOLOGIES I WAS VERY UNAWARE OF THE MANY VERSIONS OF MY WIFE, FLY THICC FISHY HONEY, OUR QUEEN? EXIST ON THIS SITE. THIS HAS COME AS A BIT OF A STRUGGLE FOR THIS SIMPLE MAN FROM A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ALL THIS MULTIVERSE MALARKEY THAT BLASTED MCU (MARVELED CINEMA UNIVERSE) CURSED THESE NEW GENERATIONS WITH..
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/57XAJO.GIF APOLOGIES CHITTR, I WAS SWEPT OFF MY FEET THESE LAST FEW WEEKS ON A BIG SPACE TRIP WITH MY SWEET HOT HONEY BABY A FEW WEEKS AGO. THIS HAS BEEN QUITE A LOT OF FUN BUT I'D BE "LYING" IF I SAID I FEEL OKAY ABOUT EACH OF THE PLANETS FULL SOLAR DESTRUCTION AS WE LEAVE POST DISAPPOINTMENT.. EITHER WAY I'M HAVING QUITE A GOOD TIME.
Many would consider you quite the lucky man, Colonel.
a)(. youre still wit)( yours, )(u)(
This. Certainlly is an image that I have seen.
it was, or feels like, a long time ago. its complicated.
I CONSIDER MY SELF AS PART OF THE "MANY", I AM QUITE A LUCKY MAN, DOCTOR SCRATCH. TRULY UNBELIEVABLE I WAS ABLE TO NAB SUCH A WOMAN.
APOLOGIES IS SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING EARLIER BEFORE I TRIED TO SLIDE INTO THOSE DM'S (DIRECT MESSAGES). SHES AWAY ON BUSINESS QUITE OFTEN.. I GET VERY LONELY.
mmmmm. dunno )(ow to feel about t)(at.
ENEMY LIST: 1. @colonelSassacre was behind the geese 2. Guy who invented not being able to buy just one egg you have to buy the whole carton 3. Whoever invented eating two spaghetti meals 4. Whoever made coffee more than a dime 5. The geese (conquered)
I could not agree with #2 more, actually. Also #4.
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/F4J7FD.PNG I REGRET TO ADMIT THIS BUT IM HAPPY FOR THE SURVIVAL OF @NORMALPUPPET. I AM NOW ON A HIT LIST DUE TO MY INACTION IN THEIR TIME OF NEED.. BUT TO BE FRANK IT WAS VERY FUNNY TO WATCH AT THE TIME.
Ah moments before the bomb, I was so innocent then
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/01UAIK.PNG SHE WASN'T KIDDING WHEN SHE SAID "FUCK IT W-----E BALL!!!!" @CORONATECRUELTY I WASN'T PREPARED LIKE SHE WAS FOR A QUICK 1 ON 1 SESH OF B-BALL.. THESE OLD BONES WEREN'T MADE TO DUNK.
c< HOly sHit sHes fucKiNg balliNg >c
)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A YOU STILL )(AV-E T)(AT PICTUR-E, OLD MAN? w)(at an amazin day w)(en i got to field in for t)(e lakers back on t)(at eart)(. s)(oulda seen t)(e look on lebron's face. "i know s)(e can cook but i didnt know s)(e could cook on t)(e court, too!" better fuckin believe i can cook on t)(e court, BITC)(
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME I TRULY FEEL A BIT OF A GROWING PIT OF MY STOMACH. I DIDN'T EXPECT ANY OF MY KIDS TO SEE MY VERY MATURE POSTS OR MY INABILITY TO HOLD BACK THE HATE THIS SITE BRINGS OUT OF ME.. ANYWAYS LIKE MY WIFE LOVES TO SAY IN TIMES LIKE THESE "FUCK IT WE BALL".
FUCK IT W-----E BALL!!!!
BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THIS WORLD. FIND SOMEONE TO HATE AND JUST HATE THEM TILL YOUR DYING BREATH. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. #CARPEDIEM
sig)(... stuff like t)(ats w)(y i fell in love wit)( ya, ya silly, silly man...
hello dad :)
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/DDQ9PW.PNG I LEARNED FROM THE BEST THAT'S EVER DONE IT <3
a)(... o)( cod... i-i need a moment... mon c)(erie... its just a lot of feelins to )(andle at once.....!
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/7K16OI.PNG WHAT A TREAT I WAS ABLE CAPTURE THE MOMENT BEFORE I PROPOSED TO MY STATUESQUE (NOW WIFE) PARTNER A FEW SWEEPS BACK. SHE DID NOT EXPECT IT ONE BIT, SHE WAS DEEPLY ENTHRALLED WITH A MASSIVE 5 BOAT PILE UP. AND SUBSEQUENT EXPLOSION AT THE "KEY WEST SUPER BOAT INTERNATIONAL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP". #TRUELOVE
tHIS IS, sO ROMANTIC i WANT, tO GIVE A RING TO THE GIRL i, lOVE ONE NIGHT,
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/FM4RK2.PNG JUST WANTED TO SHARE A SWEET AND TENDER EMBRACE WITH MY BRINYLICIOUS WIFE WHOSE ONLY RECENTLY RETURNED FROM WHAT SHE CALLS "STUPID STAR WARS". SEIZE ANY OPPORTUNITY TO CAPTURE A TENDER MOMENT WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE. #NSFW
yOU TWO ARE, sO CUTE TOGETHER,
Not sure i like this very much bro your love is kind of obscene.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I am extremely envious of your amazing temperament at each interaction! Best wishes to you both as well -Troll Tom Heeee Hooooo #honk #honk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/RLB86E.PNG PLEASE ONLY CHILL VIBES ON THIS THREAD, MY GOOD SIR. HAVE YOU LEFT YOUR ROOM RECENTLY? PEOPLE SHARE SWEET EMBRACES LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. IM VERY OFFENDED YOU'VE CALLED OUT OUR LOVE AS "OBSCENE".
. o)( wow
as much as i lloath all versions of allternian empresses, and imperiall dogs in generall, i gotta agree with the olld guy on this one we shoulld be allowed to express tenderness and llove without shame.
I FUCKING FORGOT HIS ICONIC GOATEE. FUCKFUCKFUCK.FUCKING FUCK.
/======================================\ || Where did it go? || || What have you done to him? || || Why have you stolen his goatee? || || || || || \======================================/
https://files.catbox.moe/8wd108.png these hands can never correct these filthy sins i've committed. only gods sweet end will cleans me of these horrors of mine.
/======================================\ || May it be merciful. || || || || || || || \======================================/
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/0LGSJH.PNG DUE TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS I FEEL COMFORTABLE AGAIN TO SHOW MY RESPECT, ADORATION, AND SUPPORT FOR A @MRWORLDWIDE ONCE AGAIN. I CAN SHARE A BACKSTAGE PHOTOGRAPH I HAD TAKEN WITH THE "SUPER MUSICAL STAR" A FEW SWEEPS AGO THAT MY WIFE WAS ABLE TO PROCURE FOR USE ON AN ANNIVERSARY.
I remember this #photo like it was yesternight, HA, daleee. Glad to have your #respect #adoration and #support !!! Much love, daleee
I FEEL AS IF I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE ON A GRANDER SCALE OVER MY HATE ON THIS WEBBED SITE, BUT I WANT TO MAKE IT VERY CLEAR AS A MAN OF A BY GONE AGE I WAS CONSIDERED A "MASSIVE HATER" EVEN DURING MY TIMES OF PUBLICATION. THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE AS LONG AS I AM ALIVE, UNCRUSHED MY A METEOR SENT FROM YOUR SUPPOSED GODS HEAVENS, OR UNDER THE MASSIVE THIGHS OF MY LOVELY SCRUMPTIOUS QUEEN.
WHAT IS LIFE IF NOTHING BUT A MEANINGLESS COMBINATION OF WRONG TURNS DOWN DARK DERELICT WINDING ROADS.. AND HITTING BIG FAT NARSTY DABS OUT OF A SHREK SHAPED GLASS PIPE. #SUBSTANCE #CHILLVIBESMYDUDES
DESPITE THE HORRIFIC HAPPENINGS OF THE DAY (#RIPBRUNO, #BRINGGREENMARKHOME) I DID WANT TO PROVIDE MY FULL SPIRITUAL AND LEGITIMATE ENDORSEMENT OF CHITTR TO THE FEED I HAVE BEGUN TO VIEW SO DEARLY. I QUITE ENJOY CHITTING! I HAVE GROWN SO ATTACHED TO THIS FUNNY LITTLE WEBSITE THAT I HAVE BEGUN TO CHITT EVERYWHERE WITHIN MY HOUSEHOLD. I HAVE CHITT IN THE BEDROOM. I HAVE CHITT IN MY STUDY. I HAVE CHITT FROM THE COMFORT OF MY RECLINER. I HAVE CHITT WHILE MAKING BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER. I HAVE CHITT IN THE FRONT (AND BACK!) YARD. I HAVE CHITT NEXT TO THE URN OVER MY FIREPLACE. I HAVE EVEN CHITT IN THE BATHROOM, BOTH WHILE ON THE TOILET AND IN THE SHOWER! I AM AN AVID CHITTRER AND I DO NOT INTEND TO STOP ANYTIME SOON. THIS IS ALL VERY #SERIOUS #CHITTNESS. SOON I SUSPECT I WILL BE CHITTING WHILE IN PUBLIC, PERHAPS ON MY NEXT VISIT TO THE GROCERY STORE. THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN TO THE STAFF MEMBERS FOR CREATING SUCH A WONDERFUL ENVIRONMENT IN WHICH WE CAN ALL ENJOY EACH OTHER'S CHITTS WITH A SENSE OF COMMUNITY AND BELONGING. I LOOK FORWARD TO CHITTING WITH YOU ALL FOR A VERY, VERY LONG TIME. SEND POST.
fat ass bird keeps taking everything from the bird feeder. i leave that out for.the squirrels
yo any )(uman lawyers wanna tell me if w)(en my )(uman )(ubbie died out marriage was annulled efin if )(e stopped bein dead or somefin
You mean dad? He got hit by a meteor around 90 years ago
yea n )(es also talkin it up on dis webbed site so
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUQ6MY.PNG OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE LUSSI OF TROLL BRUNO MARS. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NEW AGE HOKUM BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. IGNORE MY GRACIOUS LADY LOVE SHE SAW SOME CHILD SLIP ON SOME BLOOD TRYING TO GET TO THE STAGE #ERIDANWEEK #VIOLENCE #TRAGEDY
