Colonel Sassacre
@colonelSassacre
You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns.
I FUCKING FORGOT HIS ICONIC GOATEE. FUCKFUCKFUCK.FUCKING FUCK.
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https://files.catbox.moe/8wd108.png these hands can never correct these filthy sins i've committed. only gods sweet end will cleans me of these horrors of mine.
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HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/0LGSJH.PNG DUE TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS I FEEL COMFORTABLE AGAIN TO SHOW MY RESPECT, ADORATION, AND SUPPORT FOR A @MRWORLDWIDE ONCE AGAIN. I CAN SHARE A BACKSTAGE PHOTOGRAPH I HAD TAKEN WITH THE "SUPER MUSICAL STAR" A FEW SWEEPS AGO THAT MY WIFE WAS ABLE TO PROCURE FOR USE ON AN ANNIVERSARY.
I remember this #photo like it was yesternight, HA, daleee. Glad to have your #respect #adoration and #support !!! Much love, daleee
I FEEL AS IF I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE ON A GRANDER SCALE OVER MY HATE ON THIS WEBBED SITE, BUT I WANT TO MAKE IT VERY CLEAR AS A MAN OF A BY GONE AGE I WAS CONSIDERED A "MASSIVE HATER" EVEN DURING MY TIMES OF PUBLICATION. THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE AS LONG AS I AM ALIVE, UNCRUSHED MY A METEOR SENT FROM YOUR SUPPOSED GODS HEAVENS, OR UNDER THE MASSIVE THIGHS OF MY LOVELY SCRUMPTIOUS QUEEN.
WHAT IS LIFE IF NOTHING BUT A MEANINGLESS COMBINATION OF WRONG TURNS DOWN DARK DERELICT WINDING ROADS.. AND HITTING BIG FAT NARSTY DABS OUT OF A SHREK SHAPED GLASS PIPE. #SUBSTANCE #CHILLVIBESMYDUDES
DESPITE THE HORRIFIC HAPPENINGS OF THE DAY (#RIPBRUNO, #BRINGGREENMARKHOME) I DID WANT TO PROVIDE MY FULL SPIRITUAL AND LEGITIMATE ENDORSEMENT OF CHITTR TO THE FEED I HAVE BEGUN TO VIEW SO DEARLY. I QUITE ENJOY CHITTING! I HAVE GROWN SO ATTACHED TO THIS FUNNY LITTLE WEBSITE THAT I HAVE BEGUN TO CHITT EVERYWHERE WITHIN MY HOUSEHOLD. I HAVE CHITT IN THE BEDROOM. I HAVE CHITT IN MY STUDY. I HAVE CHITT FROM THE COMFORT OF MY RECLINER. I HAVE CHITT WHILE MAKING BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER. I HAVE CHITT IN THE FRONT (AND BACK!) YARD. I HAVE CHITT NEXT TO THE URN OVER MY FIREPLACE. I HAVE EVEN CHITT IN THE BATHROOM, BOTH WHILE ON THE TOILET AND IN THE SHOWER! I AM AN AVID CHITTRER AND I DO NOT INTEND TO STOP ANYTIME SOON. THIS IS ALL VERY #SERIOUS #CHITTNESS. SOON I SUSPECT I WILL BE CHITTING WHILE IN PUBLIC, PERHAPS ON MY NEXT VISIT TO THE GROCERY STORE. THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN TO THE STAFF MEMBERS FOR CREATING SUCH A WONDERFUL ENVIRONMENT IN WHICH WE CAN ALL ENJOY EACH OTHER'S CHITTS WITH A SENSE OF COMMUNITY AND BELONGING. I LOOK FORWARD TO CHITTING WITH YOU ALL FOR A VERY, VERY LONG TIME. SEND POST.
fat ass bird keeps taking everything from the bird feeder. i leave that out for.the squirrels
yo any )(uman lawyers wanna tell me if w)(en my )(uman )(ubbie died out marriage was annulled efin if )(e stopped bein dead or somefin
You mean dad? He got hit by a meteor around 90 years ago
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUQ6MY.PNG OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE LUSSI OF TROLL BRUNO MARS. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NEW AGE HOKUM BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. IGNORE MY GRACIOUS LADY LOVE SHE SAW SOME CHILD SLIP ON SOME BLOOD TRYING TO GET TO THE STAGE #ERIDANWEEK #VIOLENCE #TRAGEDY
WHAT MAYHEM ON THE GRAND STAGE, HE CAUGHT THE GRENADE BUT DIDN'T STOP THE BULLET. THIS DAY IS ONLY GETTING GLOOMIER AS THE NIGHT GOES ON. #ERIANWEEK #VIOLENCE
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/6R9S2X.PNG ALL OF THESE BLASTED YOUNG'INS ARE POSTING THEIR FITS FOR THIS #ERIDENWEEK. MY CLOCK KNOCKER OF AN EMPRESS SAID I SHOULD SHARE MY FINEST WEARS
YOU KNOW WHAT I GOTTA RESPECT THE FIT YOU LOOK TOUGH AS SHIT.
CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN, MY GOOD TROLL, AND THIS MAN IS DEFINITELY TOUGH AS "SHIT"
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/FPQQE3.PNG I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE THIS WEBBED SITE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB #NSFW
MY GLAMOROUSLY SCRUMPTIOUS EMPRESS WAS CRAVING A LITTLE MEAL FROM THE BIG 'M' #NSFW HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/646613EF3F38F0CE7891C2D8406AB041/72D720CCA3D1BAB7-FB/S540X810/ACC53956E28267050A0E34E2697E0F41CFD0FD53.PNJ
THE REPORTS OF MY WIFE ARE GREATLY EXAGGERATED. SHE CAN INDEED BACK THAT THING UP AND DROP IT DOWN LOW