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I NeeD SomeonE To [LONG CENSOR BLEEP] Y'knoW

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@barackObama[BO]

“Went to #ERIDANWEEK and all I got was this shitty explosion”?

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hacking has nothing to do with that, im pretty sure anyone can fix an issue like that...

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@neverthelessZygology[NZ]

Congratulationx! You've earned 22 Anissy coinx! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/anizzy_coin.gif

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OB-EY. SUBMIT. CONSUM-E.
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@imperiousCondescension[IC]

yall lucky im a busy woman cause wut tha fuck has been goin on in my absence

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@dStrides[DS]

man quit talking to me unless you explicitly want to fuck me

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@barackObama[BO]

MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS AND USERS OF CHITTR.ING, I AM NOT DEAD! Rest assured, I was not in attendance during Eridan Week. I merely gave myself a break from Chittr due to my Yaoiposting, which is unacceptable as a leader. I see that was a mistake, and I will act accordingly. Thank you once again for all your concerns. My team insisted I speak to you all as soon as possible.

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TW: #drugs #alc9h9l #su6stance #parties #f99d #music #sex #nsfw I will 6egin drafting what I 6elieve w9uld make f9r a far m9re enj9ya6le—and m9re imp9rtantly, safer—s9rt 9f party. This will include a list 9f appr9ved activities, f99d, 6everages, and music. There w9uld 6e a n9ise cap, a weap9ns check, as well as a strict, early curfew, all in the name 9f security. The music sh9uld 6e sl9wer, as t9 ensure that 9ur heart rates and adrenaline stay l9w, t9 decrease aggressi9n. N9 alc9h9l 9r 9ther su6stances can 6e taken in any capacity pri9r t9, 9r during the party. This w9uld ensure that every9ne is 9f s9und mind and 69dy, and w9uld 6e acting with their reas9n in-tact. All dancing w9uld take place at arms distance fr9m 9ne an9ther, 9r further. This w9uld als9 ensure that there is n9 sexual misc9nduct. Or desired sexual c9nduct, f9r that matter. A party is simply n9t the place f9r that. I 6elieve with all 9f this in place, we c9uld thr9w a safe, clean, c9mf9rta6le party.

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they fucking shot bruno mars at #eridanweek

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DuuuuudE I Could'vE GonE On A TrampolinE

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'Y think I asked to steal a kiss from Folykl she'd let me? ]

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ is #eridanweek just a new #jeevikweek? ]

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