♦ pitied by @colonelSassacre

⦓ I am! I have a pan ache but... I have been having a very nice time of late. I hope you are also well! ⦔

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EHEHEHEHE!!! YES I KNOW!!! I AM SO ADORABLE!!!!
Ok I'lL LiE In WaiT FoR An OpportunE MomenT >:3

I HAVE MORE AURA!!!

CAN IT OLD MAN!!! YOU!!! YES YOU!!! AS IN THE OLD MAN THAT I AM SPEAKING TO!!! TAKE YOUR MEDS!!! I HOPE YOU BREAK A HIP!!! IN FACT!!! I AM WORKING ON THE BREAKINGYOURHIPINATOR!!!! GUESS WHAT IT DOES??

THAT'S IT!!!! NO MORE MONKEYING AROUND!!!!!! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/F869D50EAB9B.PNG
...... HIMERO YOU WEREN'T FOLLOWING ME THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
my neighbour's and.the surrounding neighhood. have all moved away fromme

don't EvEr buy no gas from the gas stAtiOn https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/petroagasstation.png

i'm svre no+hing +oo bad happened +ha+ day.

mmmmm. dunno )(ow to feel about t)(at.

Hopefully that satisfies my quota of Being Funny. And hopefully my Llady approves of my efforts.
>>| .i think, there's not .enough yaoi .and men kissing. .i'm .a foe.
'Chat' hooow dooo I discreetly reply tooo a #nsfw pooost withooout looosing any and all credibility. Ah well. Sooo much fooor using this as a business accooount.
Alsooo whooo let me pooost like that last time. That was nooot my heart.

- #IWouldAutoCull #IfIWasntSavingMyselfForTheEmmpire #DontSelfCullBro #TheEmmpressLiterallySaidDibs 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🥹😂

I Joke About Being Bottomless But One Day I Fear I Will Find My Limit. #nsfw

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Can someone please put a little "X" animated "Deverified" status on my account? #chittrsupport 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

Someone Recently Pointed Out That My Human Bed Was Arranged Into A Nest. This Was Upsetting News For Me. #postedfrommynest
I NeeD SomeonE To [LONG CENSOR BLEEP] Y'knoW

(An image. It's just a 1920x1080 image of green. The caption is a bunch of random characters that fills up the entire character limit.)

“Went to #ERIDANWEEK and all I got was this shitty explosion”?

yall lucky im a busy woman cause wut tha fuck has been goin on in my absence

MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS AND USERS OF CHITTR.ING, I AM NOT DEAD! Rest assured, I was not in attendance during Eridan Week. I merely gave myself a break from Chittr due to my Yaoiposting, which is unacceptable as a leader. I see that was a mistake, and I will act accordingly. Thank you once again for all your concerns. My team insisted I speak to you all as soon as possible.
DuuuuudE I Could'vE GonE On A TrampolinE










