Batter
@justicularTorsion
o°○¤¤since we're on a roll announcing things. im teal with the temper of a subjugulator. happy? @creditcollector¤¤○°o
t€a£ $uit$ ¥ou what with ¥our $tubborn and frank£¥ unn€c€$$ar¥ n€€d to €n$ur€ €v€r¥thing fa££$ in £in€ with ¥our p€r$ona£ d€finition of mora£it¥ quit€ th€ €nforc€r ¥ou ar€
o°○¤¤you called me 'quite the enforcer'¤¤○°o
o°○¤¤i think he saw the post its too late for me.¤¤○°o
o°○¤¤are you a frog....but you meow. .why do i never ask him when hes here?¤¤○°o
o°○¤¤i was hoping it wasn't and that if i kissed you you'd be a more likeable merchant.¤¤○°o
and ¥€t ¥ou po$t€d it pub£ica££¥ for €v€r¥on€ €£$€ that hurt$ m¥ f€€£ing$ batt€r ($ó^ò£) <-- m€ and m¥ hurt f€€£ing$
o°○¤¤is there a quadrant for having pitch but sometimes pale feelings?? #vaugeposting #quadranttalk #mixedfeelings¤¤○°o
PITCH/PALE VACILLATION IS ACTUALLY A LOT MORE COMMON THAN ANYONE IS EVER WILLING TO ADMIT. THERE'S A DEFINITIVE SORT OF SYMPATHY THAT'S ALWAYS GOING TO COME WITH HATING SOMEONE- IT'S JUST A NATURAL EVOLUTION OF CARING ABOUT SOMEONE'S OPINION THAT MUCH. YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THEM AT THEIR LOWEST SOMETIMES, AND THAT BRINGS YOU AROUND TO DIAMONDS. ON THE REVERSE, WHEN YOU'RE PALE WITH SOMEONE, THEY'RE GOING TO DO SHIT AGAINST THEIR AND *YOUR* BETTER JUDGEMENT AND IT'S GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ONCE SOMEONE CROSSES A LINE ENOUGH TIMES, THAT'S TERRITORY RIPE FOR CALIGINOUS SWAYS.
o°○¤¤thank you for this most educational commentary. now i think im closer to determining my deeper feelings for this troll.¤¤○°o
Humansplaining quadrants????? Lol bugger off
FUCKING ANYTIME, DUDE. THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE SHIT TO TALK ABOUT.
o°○¤¤the drawing in question. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cc9e5875bc3a.png¤¤○°o
H☽o☾w darling. ⋆˚࿔
o°○¤¤my wriggler gave me a crumpled piece of paper earlier. a crude drawing of that merchant and an even more crude drawing of myself with him in the middle. what was this implying. my boy, what are you trying to tell me? #dadissues¤¤○°o
[twir£$ th€ $tring t¥ing m¥ ma$k]
f€€ding him? i hav€nt b€€n f€€ding him an¥thing am i not a££ow€d to twir£ m¥ $tring$ cut€£¥? hav€ i no right$?
w€££, m¥ mo$t g€n€rou$ tak€ i$ that h€ ador€$ both of u$ individua££¥ m¥ wor$t tak€ i$ that h€ think$ w€r€ mat€$prit€$ which i think w€ both agr€€ i$ not th€ ca$€ and £ik€£¥ n€v€r wi££ b€ th€ qu€$tion, if $o, who wi££ $it withj him to €xp£ain that i am not hi$ £u$a£ figur€
o°○¤¤what if we both set him down. to tell him gently. i dislike making them cry.¤¤○°o
o°○¤¤sitting on a pedalo in the meat river, kicking my feet and twirling my bat.¤¤○°o
o°○¤¤it has come to my attention that some people will put anything in their body. that being said, yes a bat has a flaired base but its at the end of a 33inch piece of wood or metal. please consider your health. #nsfw #suggestive battalk #theemtguywouldnotapprove¤¤○°o
o°○¤¤i have the hungry... might go scare some elsen later.... #vaguelythreatening #sugarisniceburnt #hnnn¤¤○°o
o°○¤¤woke up this morning to realize i apparently misplaced my wriggler..... dont tell the queen. she' will be furious, or do i dont care. son if you see this, do not come back lest you wish to face my judgment. again. #vaguethreatening #tired #beingafatherishard¤¤○°o
¥ou... mi$p£ac€d... [Sigh$] I£ $€mb£€rait qu€ £€ Princ€ Crapaud ait un€ nouv€££€ quêt€...
o°○¤¤ill throw in a few credits and a pedalo ride if you can locate the grub.¤¤○°o
[Star€$ f£at£¥, ma$k €motion£€$$ a$ a£wa¥$] con$id€r it don€ thi$ grub i$ mor€ min€ than ¥our$ at thi$ point, batt€r
o°○¤¤i visit the child..... sometimes. its difficult to find the time between purifying and personal issues.¤¤○°o
o°○¤¤rate my bat. . . https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/081fd9c3db9c.png #ratemybat #firstpost¤¤○°o
c< 10/10 >c
:33 < i give it a solid bat out of 7
II think this is a good bat.
4/10 kind of basic