Goose King Jigsaw
@normalPuppet
DNI trap haters
ENEMY LIST: 1. @colonelSassacre was behind the geese 2. Guy who invented not being able to buy just one egg you have to buy the whole carton 3. Whoever invented eating two spaghetti meals 4. Whoever made coffee more than a dime 5. The geese (conquered)
There has been talk that "Trollbama doesn't support puppets" this is FUNDAMENTALLY UNTRUE! And it is SUSPICIOUS that a HUMAN should speak on behalf of puppetkind.
I speak on behalf of my best friend Cal who Trollbama rudely said wasn't cute and he was very rude.
I appreciate your support in this trying time, Jigsaw.
I think perhaps while you're heart is in the right place you have overstepped by trying to speak for puppetkind.
I understand. But even if it didn't happen to you it happens to others, Goose King Jigsaw.
Being rude to one puppet does not equate to being unsupportive of puppets in general.
I find it very weird he immediately singled out a puppet that didn't fit human standards though. I'm sorry Lil Cal is a little dirty and scary looking but that doesn't mean he isn't as valuable as other puppets. Trollbama thinks he's nothing.
We're done here, you're using our struggle to prop your political campaign. Reply if you want but I will be ignoring it.
Thoughts. Please do not be offended by any placements (unless you're Chucky) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f7a6399afd23.png
It is always nice to see up and comers in the industry. No, "The Grabber" doesn't count. He willingly named himself "The Grabber"
Oh shit they saw me time to scamper.
gllad to see you're still up to hijinks jigsaw
I have been busy with #mytraps but I wish to be more active here. I still need to watch Miss Hadeed's latest activity as well.
she tormented someone ellse a couplle weeks ago but that was more of a grislly brawll than a series of traps. still fun tho
Throwing bricks at cars on the freeway again.
STOP FuCKING MISSING. THE ACCIDENTS ONLY MAKE THE COMPILATIONS IF THE CARS FLIP OVER. NONE OF THIS HALFSIES BuLLSHIT. I WANT HEAD DONKS. KER THuNKS.
Listen man there's only so much I can do, they're really heavy.
THE NEXT ONE IS ABOuT TO BE HEAVIER. BY THE WEIGHT OF A PuPPET. IF YOu DO NOT DO AS YOu ARE TOLD. PuT YOuR STITCHED TOGETHER BACK INTO IT. YOu DuMMY DuMBSKuLL.
AN ACCEPTABLE CONCESSION.
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I could at least understand how Wrothe invited it uꫂ❁on himself when this haꫂ❁ꫂ❁ened to him. But...am I the only one questioning what Ucedes did to warrant this? :( ❣︎
wOW, gOOD LUCK i THINK,
yeah he l1terally wants to k1ll, hes sa1d 1t l1ke 10 t1mes on ch1ttr already
thanks saw :)
yeah lol
Man, Amanda gets to hang out with Jason now? I gotta renegotiate with the entity...
Hey technically you're there on every trap! You get to do the little giggle whenever a survivor can't get their beartrap off.
It's not the same Lorn! That little fucker CHUCKY gets to run around and I have to be a prop? WE'RE BOTH PUPPETS!!!
You're so right, man. The least they could do is also let you be an alternate for Chucky like Tiffany is. You could even get a special mori and lines, like Naughty Bear for Trapper.
I understand the intent but please don't insult me like that again. I'd rather be a prop than a skin for CHUCKY.
You right, you right, my b, man, my b
Hello everybody. It's me again, Jigsaw, I am not being held at gunpoint by Amanda right now. "Two spaghetti based meals in one day is fine actually." Thank you for your time.
I AM A BIG FAN OF YOU AND YOUR FALSE MAN.
Thank you, it's always nice to hear from a fan. Most folks just don't get it you know?
YOUR METHODS OF MURDER ARE INCREDIBLY TASTEFUL. AND INSPIRING TO YOUNG. FAMOUS ARTISTS LIKE ME.
Well hey I didn't know you were a practitioner! It's moments like this that make it all worth it. Best of luck in your art pieces.
Wait I won? HOLY SHIT I WON I'M RICH!!!
On account of the battle of the park in which I nobly defended myself from a flock and then became their leader.
ᐖ ZOMG U ᑈANT JUS ASK PEEPLE WHY ᐖEY KING OF GEESE ᐛ
ᐖ WOIAGH HAHA I LIEK ᐖAT ᑈAᑈHING I STEAL ᐛ
One HUNDRED Lottery tickets. Come on papa needs a new trap
my analytics tell me you have a 0.00005135 percent chance of winning five dollars
I gotta like, beg Amanda to give me an in with the entity one of these days
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Not now peanut you're not copyrightable the entity has no interest in you.
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Yeah it's not fair! You got that whole secret labs thing going on though don't you? That's cool!
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Why do I feel like I'm about to get got?
What is roblox and can I use it in a trap?
If the trap is mostly scamming kids for money sure.
The only Trap iT could be used for is a buncha creeps if ThaT's your sTyle. so i say, go nuTs and cull 'em. :o)
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which one?? troll john kramer?..? or troll amanda young
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im gonna be so for real i dont know how they managed to recover from the series of flops that were the movies jigsaw onward, but saw 10 is goated
[A video starts, Jigsaw is sittling on a chair too big for him in what appears to be an abandoned warehouse] Hey everyone! Sorry I've been a bit absent lately, I've been really diving deep into my latest project. [A man can be heard wailing and pleading in the background] Hold on... [Jigsaw turns to the side] Amanda! Can you go sedate him again, restart the trap too it's only fair. What? No I can't do it myself, I'm doing a thing. [He gestures to the camera] YES IT'S IMPORTANT! Listen do this and you can have one and a half spaghetti meals in one day okay? [Jigsaw turns back and gives a jokingly exasperated expression, or at least attempts to with body language] Can't find good help am I right? I just wanted to inform everyone that I'm doing good, catch you later trap lovers.
c< iM gOOd 2 Hear yOure dOiN alrigHt! >c
You also love the taste of shredded wheat and miss when coffee was a dime?
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Why must you forsake my unending life with your wretchedness?
Well that's not a very nice thing to say at all Alucard. What did I even do to deserve this? Is it because I'm a puppet?
You must think of me as a fool. You know what you have done. I am onto you..
What? Are you going to fight the two foot tall puppet? Yeah you're sooo big and strong buddy.
If the time comes, perhaps, I shall.
You know after a certain point its the government's fault more so than it is mine. #hitanotherguy #inmycar #vroomvroom
What’s up with those hashtags my guy?
Oh okay that makes sense.
Yeah, you should probably have someone come take my license. Not that I'm complaining or nothing.
Wow, so they let you have a license AND join a fucking cooking show where you can't see over the counter???? I'm starting to think humans need to get their shit together.... though I guess they can't be held liable 4 the stupid show decision, huh?
LMAO.
GET THIS GUY A TRICYCLE STAT.
No I like my honda civic, it's a good car Larkin
For my next trap I'm making you eat boiled chicken and unseasoned rice. I call it "Meal prepping"
I will be totally honest here. I don't think any of my food based traps would have any effect on you Chchow.
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I am getting jiggy with it. And by it? Let's just say #MyTrap
HASHTAG MY TRAP !! !! !!
I want to throw more bricks at cars on the freeway but I'm afraid that blue girl is going to assault me again.
