Goose King Jigsaw
@normalPuppet
DNI trap haters
ENEMY LIST: 1. @colonelSassacre was behind the geese 2. Guy who invented not being able to buy just one egg you have to buy the whole carton 3. Whoever invented eating two spaghetti meals 4. Whoever made coffee more than a dime 5. The geese (conquered)
Hello everybody. It's me again, Jigsaw, I am not being held at gunpoint by Amanda right now. "Two spaghetti based meals in one day is fine actually." Thank you for your time.
Wait I won? HOLY SHIT I WON I'M RICH!!!
why are you the king of geese
On account of the battle of the park in which I nobly defended myself from a flock and then became their leader.
oh jigsaw i love you
ᐖ ZOMG U ᑈANT JUS ASK PEEPLE WHY ᐖEY KING OF GEESE ᐛ
i did and i got my answer so chaching
ᐖ WOIAGH HAHA I LIEK ᐖAT ᑈAᑈHING I STEAL ᐛ
plagiarism can we get a mod up in here
yay
One HUNDRED Lottery tickets. Come on papa needs a new trap
my analytics tell me you have a 0.00005135 percent chance of winning five dollars
I gotta like, beg Amanda to give me an in with the entity one of these days
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Not now peanut you're not copyrightable the entity has no interest in you.
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Yeah it's not fair! You got that whole secret labs thing going on though don't you? That's cool!
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Why do I feel like I'm about to get got?
What is roblox and can I use it in a trap?
The only Trap iT could be used for is a buncha creeps if ThaT's your sTyle. so i say, go nuTs and cull 'em. :o)
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which one?? troll john kramer?..? or troll amanda young
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theyre all good ones!!
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im gonna be so for real i dont know how they managed to recover from the series of flops that were the movies jigsaw onward, but saw 10 is goated
[A video starts, Jigsaw is sittling on a chair too big for him in what appears to be an abandoned warehouse] Hey everyone! Sorry I've been a bit absent lately, I've been really diving deep into my latest project. [A man can be heard wailing and pleading in the background] Hold on... [Jigsaw turns to the side] Amanda! Can you go sedate him again, restart the trap too it's only fair. What? No I can't do it myself, I'm doing a thing. [He gestures to the camera] YES IT'S IMPORTANT! Listen do this and you can have one and a half spaghetti meals in one day okay? [Jigsaw turns back and gives a jokingly exasperated expression, or at least attempts to with body language] Can't find good help am I right? I just wanted to inform everyone that I'm doing good, catch you later trap lovers.
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Why must you forsake my unending life with your wretchedness?
Well that's not a very nice thing to say at all Alucard. What did I even do to deserve this? Is it because I'm a puppet?
You must think of me as a fool. You know what you have done. I am onto you..
What? Are you going to fight the two foot tall puppet? Yeah you're sooo big and strong buddy.
If the time comes, perhaps, I shall.
You know after a certain point its the government's fault more so than it is mine. #hitanotherguy #inmycar #vroomvroom
What’s up with those hashtags my guy?
Oh okay that makes sense.
Yeah, you should probably have someone come take my license. Not that I'm complaining or nothing.
Wow, so they let you have a license AND join a fucking cooking show where you can't see over the counter???? I'm starting to think humans need to get their shit together.... though I guess they can't be held liable 4 the stupid show decision, huh?
No I like my honda civic, it's a good car Larkin
For my next trap I'm making you eat boiled chicken and unseasoned rice. I call it "Meal prepping"
I will be totally honest here. I don't think any of my food based traps would have any effect on you Chchow.
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I am getting jiggy with it. And by it? Let's just say #MyTrap
HASHTAG MY TRAP !! !! !!
I want to throw more bricks at cars on the freeway but I'm afraid that blue girl is going to assault me again.
You'd think they'd have taken my drivers license away by now. Just hit another guy I think, hard to tell with these cataracts.
Going to the store for more shredded wheat. Anyone need anything?
:33< arsenic and raw meat
Lollipop!
ω SCALPELS AND VIALS
... Maybe I'm glad I got kicked off. #AngelsNutritionblock
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ my legion ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ
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Get Jiggy with it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a23d5668a1e.png
Well played. I have now pushed events into motion for future victory, of course!
All of which, most certainly, feeds directly back into both my past and future victories.
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New round's starting if anyone wants in. https://richup.io/room/ealwr
Fucking incredible. @megaloMemes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/901f330d94c0.png
*Hssssst* {〷} damn tthatt luck iθ θick €〱 *paah*
c< fffffuuuuuuuuucKKKKKKKK >c
A tragedy in three parts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ed1349847a64.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a25df183235.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bc9c3378b49d.png
