Jigsaw (Joker Mode)
@normalPuppet
DNI trap haters Profile picture by my enemy @colonelSassacre
ENEMY LIST: 1. @colonelSassacre was behind the geese 2. Guy who invented not being able to buy just one egg you have to buy the whole carton 3. Whoever invented eating two spaghetti meals 4. Whoever made coffee more than a dime 5. The geese (conquered)
CLOWN THEMED TRAPS!
cringe - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
yeah, but alsꙮ.. *dꙮes a cꙮin spread* *they immediately fall ꙮntꙮ the grꙮund since yꙮu can't really "spread" cꙮins* - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I was goinf to try and shove you in the needle pit but, this is kinda sad, I'm just gonna go.
*dꙮes anꙮther mꙮney spread with six dꙮllars* - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUUREE.PNG I FEARED I'D NEVER HAVE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS BUT I FEAR I MUST MAKE A POST WARNING THE KIND SWEET NORMAL PEOPLE OF CHITTR.ING.COM @NORMALPUPPET HAS TRAGICALLY GONE FULL JONKER. IF YOU SEE THIS SICK AND TWISTED TRICYCLE PATH PLEASE RUN THE OTHER WAY. REPORT THEM FOR MY MURDER.
Holy shit I look badass here.
I am going... joker mode baybe.
the fruit wwizard says: i am gonig... watermlon mode bebe.
YOUR SILLY LITTLE TRICYCLE CAN ONLY GET YOU SO FAR IN THIS LIFE. YOUR SICK AND TWISTED JOKER STYLE ANTICS AND LIFESTYLE WILL COME TO AN ABRUPT END UNDER THE BUMPER OF MY 2006 LINCOLN TOWN CAR. MARK MY WORDS.
Try it motherfucker, I'm so good at getting hit by cars. I'm coating my goddamn 1998 honda civic in holy water to get you though.
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/ZGZ6QX.GIF GADZOOOKS!! AAAAH!! OH EVEN!! DEAR GOODNESS!! I'VE BEEN KILLED. SPOOKED SO BADLY I WAS KILLED INSTANTLY ON IMPACT WITH THE FLOOR AS MY HEART EXPLODED. I HAVE SINCE LEFT THIS MORTAL COIL.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'd be a real humble role. Like Sauron the God King.
You know I read the books when they came out.
Kids these days with their "backrooms" whatever happened to being in a NORMAL ROOM with TRAPS? Like if you agree!
yeah but what if instead ꙮf a nꙮrmal rꙮꙮm it was a really really really big rꙮꙮm - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Okay, alexa, play my badass awesome trap music playlist. It's showtime. [Now playing: Radioactive]
I will not be trusting Amanda to file my taxes again however. Also, no spaghetti based meal for her tonight.
They are trying to get me, but worry not, I have had prep time.
fuck i fOrgOt i hAvE prep tImE for sOmethIng and i am not UsIng it EnoUgh. lIkE at all. thanks for the rEmindEr buddy
for frEE? yOU shOUldn't hAvE! but AlsO plEasE do, thanks.
I've got plenty of them, royalties from those movies really pay the bills. I'll send one over.
i can toss yOU a buggy bomb in rEtUrn if yOU want.
i'm literally watching one of your movies right now.
Cooked him not gonna lie. https://youtu.be/sddgQ9Na6vk
oh my god jIgsAw
bEEn a mInutE. hOw'vE yOU bEEn man
Been keeping busy! Lots of traps, not enough hours in the day. How about yourself?
I'vE bEEn gOOd, it's bEEn pretty fun AroUnd hErE. bUildIn shit, fIghtIn pEoplE, gOIn to pArtiEs, yOU know how it is. any dOpE new trap hIghlIghts?
I did one on an airplane and had them cut off their fingers to get a parachute. Guess who couldn't pull the cord afterwards though! #gore
AaaahahahA. gOOd shit man. hell yEAh. kEEp it rEAl buddy lEmmE know if yOU nEEd AnythIng.
Who even decided coffee should be more than a dime? That's fucked up!
Hello, god? Can you please hit all my enemies with big lasers kaboom?
Don't fuck with me, I can't see above the steering wheel.
Perhaps that will cause him to reflect on a life spent having blood? And yes, I believe it's up here, take a left on this busy intersection with the red light and a bike lane entirely full of people who ride pedal bikes on the road.
Thank you, good luck everyone else I am turning left now without a care in the world.
I'll ready the bat! A straggler or two is fine, means they tell the tale when they return to the nest..
You're a great grandchild, here when we get to the store why don't you pick something out as well?
Aw, truly? How generous of you, Popop! Perhaps I'll invest in a few nails for the bat? They're more effective that way.
If not, perhaps I'll purchase one of those hunting rifles anyone can purchase without a license in the southern states and fill it with hard candies to fire into the elderly! They enjoy those yes?
Oh! Perhaps we can solve that, I think I caught a few teeth from one of the bikers on the bat's drum. Would you like them?
Back in my day we didn't mix in "syrup" or "bananas" we had OATS and that was the MEAL that's why they call it that!!!
But it's s⚣ yummy with syrup and bananas.... and cinnam⚣n... and apples... mmm #hungryp⚣sting
There has been talk that "Trollbama doesn't support puppets" this is FUNDAMENTALLY UNTRUE! And it is SUSPICIOUS that a HUMAN should speak on behalf of puppetkind.
I speak on behalf of my best friend Cal who Trollbama rudely said wasn't cute and he was very rude.
I appreciate your support in this trying time, Jigsaw.
I think perhaps while you're heart is in the right place you have overstepped by trying to speak for puppetkind.
I understand. But even if it didn't happen to you it happens to others, Goose King Jigsaw.
Being rude to one puppet does not equate to being unsupportive of puppets in general.
I find it very weird he immediately singled out a puppet that didn't fit human standards though. I'm sorry Lil Cal is a little dirty and scary looking but that doesn't mean he isn't as valuable as other puppets. Trollbama thinks he's nothing.
We're done here, you're using our struggle to prop your political campaign. Reply if you want but I will be ignoring it.
Thoughts. Please do not be offended by any placements (unless you're Chucky) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f7a6399afd23.png
It is always nice to see up and comers in the industry. No, "The Grabber" doesn't count. He willingly named himself "The Grabber"