♠ hated by @normalPuppet
#violence [#Wrothestorment goes out the same way it started, with a literal whimper instead of a bang. The shaky grain of his Huskberry displays a highly distorted video, a first person POV of a very shaky, very blurry escape. Barreling through warehouse corridors, his breath is heavy, audible. Shoes squeak, slip, towards the thin streaks of nightlight that escape around the edges of what he can only hope is the exit. All trials complete, no lessons learned, the hand still encapsulated in the Yucky Caejar(tm) extends. All at once, the screen streams with light. An audible tumble, the video spins as the camera lands lense-up towards the night sky. The jar has broken. Wrothe clasps his single caegar. Vinegar-drenched and beaten, he lays flat on the grass, finally free. He has work tomorrow.]
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/ZTCHY0.PNG I WASN'T INVITED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS BUT I WAS ABLE TO FIND THE CEMETERY THIS PRIVATE FUNERAL WAS BEING HELD AT.. IT WAS A LITTLE STRANGE THEY LOADED A FRESH BUCKET OF KFC INTO A CASKET AND STARTED CRYING OVER IT.
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, MY GOOD SIR, IF YOU'RE MEANT TO SURVIVE YOU WILL. OTHERWISE THOSE GEESE WILL DEVELOP A TASTE FOR SWEET PUPPET FLESH.
i told that fUckEr i wasnt gOnnA gIvE him a fAUlty jEtpAck and i did im so fUckIn smOOth
1'm w4tch1ng you.
No. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
hawk tuah spit on dat thang.. amirite?????? #nsfw #relatable
Inclawpentent.
B^T I'D PREFER THE CR^ST TO BE PO^RED ON ME, OBVIO^SLY.
I enjoy the crust. It's actually my favorite part.