Sherbi Tender
@calcareousCurator
Just a guy gettin' by! Butch lesbian, he/him please! Gardener by night, businesstroll by night! Hey, you gotta pay the bills somehow, right?
Remember, Sherbi, p✿is✿ning y✿ur deskmate will get y✿u a write up. Y✿u must bec✿me the l✿tus fl✿wer. D✿ n✿t feed y✿ur deskmate a paralytic. Remain resilient. °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Deskmate left his papers ✿n MY side ✿f the desk again... Smiles and hugs, Sherbi! Smiles and hugs... °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
I think you should kill him.
Do you want ME to kill him?
Hhhh. ✿h, that's s✿ tempting... N✿. N✿. Better n✿t. I need t✿ learn t✿ s✿lve my pr✿blems with✿ut death! It's simply an✿ther challenge. °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Okay, but if he needs to die he needs to die. I'll be here. Ready to deliver.
Y✿u are like the little myth✿l✿gical Angel ✿n my sh✿ulder whispering temptati✿ns I sh✿uldn't accept. ...I'll keep y✿u in mind B:/ °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
I think I might have made a breakthr✿ugh with the Catapulchritude yields. There's s✿ many new sh✿✿ts! N✿w t✿ see if they actually survive... °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
0h... em... gee!!! n07 70 707ally s7alk y0u 0n y0ur pr0f bu7 i legi7 jus7 g07 my 0wn carniv0r0us plan7s a few blinks ag0!!! we sh0uld 707es be plan7 buddies c;
✿h well isn't that just ad✿rable!! Well I'd abs✿lutely l✿ve t✿! Th✿se lil' suckers are my pride and j✿y! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Extremely beautiful t✿ p✿st s✿mething in the w✿rk Slash that the c✿-w✿rkers will N✿t enj✿y and then turning y✿ur ph✿ne ✿ff! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
G✿✿d grief...I d✿n't kn✿w why I expected t✿ get any peace ✿n this platf✿rm kn✿wing *he's* ✿n it, but m✿re f✿✿l me, I supp✿se!!! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
✿h n✿✿✿✿ he f✿und me B:( °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
I decided ✿n the salad. Yummy! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
↘️you are so disgusting it's not even funny.↘️
G✿d f✿rbid a girl eat s✿mething tasty!!! Can y✿u n✿t harass me in my hive as much as y✿u d✿ at w✿rk, please? I'm n✿t g✿ing t✿ bl✿ck y✿u if ✿nly because y✿u might actually have s✿mething imp✿rtant t✿ say t✿ me ab✿ut ✿ur shared w✿rkplace, but must y✿u harangue my p✿sts?! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
↗️SO YOU ARE GOING TO BE JUST AS MUCH A COWARD ON HER IMPERIAL INTERNET AS YOU ARE WITHIN THE OFFICERENA.↗️ ↘️there is something gravely, grossly wrong with you.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY UNFIXABLE.↗️
I'm n✿t being a c✿ward I just d✿n't enj✿y y✿ur c✿nstant barbs! I've t✿ld y✿u bef✿re, I am N✿T interested in y✿ur pitch quadrant and n✿, I'm N✿T taking y✿ur '''sage''' advice t✿ give up my h✿liday time! Y✿u're plum demented, Mr. Aiaray! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
B✿ss is bl✿wing up my ph✿ne asking if I can c✿me in ✿n my day ✿ff! Haha! N✿. B:) °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Trying t✿ decide if the p✿ds ✿f the blixbat plant w✿uld be better as part ✿f a salad, ✿r if I sh✿uld grind it d✿wn and bake it int✿ s✿mething... °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Breakfast t✿day is scream-bean salad and a side ✿f cluckbeast eggs. Seas✿ned with my p✿is✿ns, ✿f c✿urse! #MyP✿is✿ns °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Well I d✿n't kn✿w wh✿ that is. If y✿u're s✿ adamant, I w✿n't, but I still think y✿u sh✿uld st✿p being such a stick in the mud. °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
💠~ Oh em gee!!! What kind of poison? ~💠
Well the ✿nes ✿n my eggs right n✿w is the t✿xic extract ✿f a dayshade fl✿wer. Its quite spicy! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
#YOṴRPOISONS !!!
💠~ Sounds yummy!! ~💠
Very much s✿! Its ✿ne ✿f the few p✿is✿ns I've managed t✿ neutralize, s✿ if y✿u ever wanted s✿me f✿r the flav✿r, feel free t✿ check ✿ut my Etsickle! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
💠~ Oh em gee!! Will do, thanks like, soooo much! ~💠
The lavendire sh✿✿ts are l✿✿king healthy! They make f✿r such l✿vely sc✿nes... °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Pe✿ple ✿n this platf✿rm are very...✿pen! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
My lusus g✿t in the mulch again B:/ °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Finally at hive and awake after w✿rk and a sleep. G✿✿d evening, y'all! T✿day's pr✿ject is trying t✿ see if the fl✿wers ✿f the lusus-trap pitcher plant can breed its c✿l✿r with the hardiness ✿f the Lullafl✿wer. If I can get this w✿rk, it'd be a breed resistant t✿ the acid rain! ✿✿✿✿, and then if I breed *that* with a larger fl✿wer, maybe they c✿uld be used as a pers✿nal rain shield device...! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Pplease post about your results.. This is very interesting stuff..!!
✿kay, seated at my desk f✿r the day. I d✿ubt I'll have as much time as Mr. Aiaray d✿es t✿ chit and chat while I'm here, but I'll try t✿ be ar✿und as much as p✿ssible! B:) °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
OBJECTION! under rule 404(a)(1) the rule against improper character evidence the defense would like to have the statement regarding Mr. Aiaray's "time [...] to chit & chat" struck from the record
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I feel as th✿ugh s✿me ✿f y✿u need t✿ eat y✿ur vegetables m✿re B:/ °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Y-o-o-u can judge that fr-o-o-m s-o-o-cial media scr-o-o-lling? :0 Vegetable psychic....
N✿t a psychic, just a g✿✿d intuiti✿n f✿r the maln✿urished. °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
D-o-o- y-o-o-u think I eat my vegetables? :)
Lma-o-o-? What d-o-o-es that even mean? I think y-o-o-u just want t-o-o- be judgemental -o-o-n chittr.
G✿ing t✿ be heading int✿ w✿rk s✿✿n! H✿pefully my cubicle is just as I left it- y✿u never kn✿w with these tr✿lls. I swear, they're all l✿✿nies! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
S✿me ✿f y✿u have very interesting ideas as t✿ what is appr✿priate t✿ reply t✿ a stranger's p✿st with! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Sigh... An✿ther l✿ss f✿r science as an✿ther breeding attempt fails. I just can't get ANYTHING t✿ cr✿ss-breed with squealfruits... Such delicate, sweet flesh that hides such deadly p✿is✿n! If any✿ne has any ideas f✿r what might take t✿ breed it ✿ut, I'm all ears! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
unfortunately my breeding expertise does not extend to agriculture
I d✿ n✿t want t✿ kn✿w!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
You might have luck with injecting the seedling with an antivenom or watering it with said antivenom and breeding that?
Augh, but then I reck✿n I'd need t✿ reverse engineer an antiven✿m. And its n✿t like I can test if it w✿rks ✿n me! Just my luck... °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
i couldnt say muc+ in any case t+e caverns tend to keep our practices as closely guarded secrets
You don't have an antivenom for the highly poisonous plant you're experimenting with????
What a charming leisuretime activity.
Why thank y✿u! I like t✿ think my plants are all my cute little wrigglers, y'see, and s✿metimes when they're defective, y✿u simply have t✿ breed better ✿nes! Like this silly lug in my lap here. I'll crack this c✿de, s✿meh✿w, d✿n't y✿u w✿rry! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･