♦ pitied by @calcareousCurator

↗️A LOT OF YOU ARE UNDER THE FALSE IMPRESSION THAT I AM GENERALLY UNEDUCATED IN MOST THINGS.↗️ ↘️that i am fundamentally unable to conceptualize any knowledge strictly unrelated to officerena cullitics and intraworksquare information.↘️ ↗️THIS IS FALSE.↗️ ↘️i am also generally educated in the world of metal gear solid, due to a winding hopbeast hole i once fell pan-first into.↘️ ↗️WHEN GOREGLING "HOW TO PLEASE THE BOSS", I ACCIDENTALLY CONSUMED A WIDE BERTH OF UNDERSTANDING ABOUT THE GENERAL PLOT SYNOPSIS.↗️ ↘️and troll kazuhira miller.↘️ ↗️I AM CONTENTED TO LITERALLY NEVER UTILIZE THIS ANYWHERE, BUT I DO KNOW ALL OF THESE THINGS.↗️ ↘️they are stored in my crystalline memorysponge.↘️ ↗️GLAD TO BE WITH YOU, BOSS.↗️

💠~ I'm just like, saying, if you want to be pale for someone soooooo bad you should defs see them at their most pathetic first. ~💠

A slight delay in TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. #totaldramaisland #tdi @starPower Our beloved host has been BRUTALLY MAIMED in an assassination attempt by some bad actors gunning (quite literally, hoo!) for this production's downfall. Not even this charming dreamboat's namesake sponsored hairspray could shield his dome from a spray of nefarious projectiles. Chryss was healed posthaste, obviously, but like the bonafide Trollywood whiner he is, his contract of employment came with AMPLE allowance for time away from set in the case of his grievous injury. So we'll just be fine-tuning the sets and challenges in the meantime. Stay tuned!
ii can't diisclose my liittle secrets brah

i smell sulfur / i think i'm skipping this subgrub
Lma-o-o-? What d-o-o-es that even mean? I think y-o-o-u just want t-o-o- be judgemental -o-o-n chittr.

