#totaldramaisland
A slight delay in TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. #totaldramaisland #tdi @starPower Our beloved host has been BRUTALLY MAIMED in an assassination attempt by some bad actors gunning (quite literally, hoo!) for this production's downfall. Not even this charming dreamboat's namesake sponsored hairspray could shield his dome from a spray of nefarious projectiles. Chryss was healed posthaste, obviously, but like the bonafide Trollywood whiner he is, his contract of employment came with AMPLE allowance for time away from set in the case of his grievous injury. So we'll just be fine-tuning the s...Read more
AAAAALRIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! TONIGHT WE DROP THE OFFICIAL ROSTER OF THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND! #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERNATIONAL
@STARPOWER @GUTSYGUMSHOE [CLOSE-UP. HANDHELD ANGLE, LIKELY ON A PALMHUSK. DARK ROOM. AUSTERE LACK OF EMBELLISHMENT. FLICKERING, EMERGENCY-LIGHT RED ILLUMINATES HIS FACE.] ATTENTION, WORTHLESS SHOWRUNNER. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS SPEAKING. FIRST OF ALL, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FOR FORCING ME TO GLAZE MYSELF IN NOT ONLY A PRIVATE, ONE-TO-ONE MEDIUM, BUT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CHITTR BODY AT LARGE AS A PREREQUISITE TO BEING ON THIS ALREADY INSIPID BARKBEAST SHOW OF A PROGRAM. I'M GOING TO ENSURE THAT MY AUDITION IS NOTHING SHORT OF PAN-STRIPPINGLY, BULB-FRYINGLY LONG BEYOND ALL POSSIBILITY OF TRUNCATION IN...Read more
AHEM. I may circulate this post for the afternoon and evening crowds again, so don't be surprised if you see a repost. Here are the details for the next season of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. Our roster will include: - Twelve trolls, rust through violet castes. Two will be permitted to enter as hemoanonymous. - Four carapacians. - Eight human beings. - Two wildcards. Sprites, cherubs, and species otherwise not listed here. The grand prize for winning will be a fast track to sleazy tabloid fame, a small fortune, and *one* favor of your choice granted by myself. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTER...Read more
REMEMBER CAMPERRRRRS! THERE WILL BE *REAL* CELEBRITY GUESTS HOSTING SOME OF THE CHALLENGES ON THIS SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERDIMENSIONAL! SO EVEN IF YOU LOSE, YOU MIGHT GET YOUR FIFTEEN SECONDS OF FAME BY RUBBING ELBOWS WITH A BONAFIDE CELEB! SO TAAAAAKE THE LEAP! SEND IN YOUR AUDITION TAPES TODAY! DETAILS IN MY PINNED CHIT!
EVERYONE BREAKING FUCKIN NEWS: eridan & i are gonna dress up as SMEXY SHARPSHOOTIN WIZARDS FOR #TDII :DDD :D :D :D @caligulasAquarium #AlphaReport #EridanReport #TotalDramaIslandInternational #TotalDramaIsland
no point bein coy about it so in case anyone wwas wwonderin yes im on the team at #totaldramaislandinternational #totaldramaisland #myisland and you can wwell and bloody look forwward to the challenge myself and the rogue a vvoid are preparin to pose for our lucky contestants #imcoming #wwith @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
◌ As fun as #totaldramaisland seems, I'll likely refrain from joining gameshows for a while after this. ⧂
HEY GUUUUUYS! DON'T FORGET, THE PROCESS FOR APPLYING TO THE NEXT SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERDIMENSIONAL IS DETAILED IN MY PIIIIINNED POST! YOU HAVE TO APPLY WITH THE FORM AND CHIT YOUR AUDITION TAPE! FAME, FORTUNE, AND A FAVOR FROM THE GOD OF LIFE HERSELF: JAAAAANE CROCKER!
HEY CAMPERRRRRS! LEAVE SOME SUGGESTIONS FOR CHALLENGEEEEES AND WE MIGHT USE A FEW IN THE COMING SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERDIMENSIONAL!
ALLLLLRIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY, ANOTHER CHANCE TO BE FAAAAAMOUS! IF YOU WANT TO BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND, MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT MY PINNED COMMENT AND GET THOSE AUDITIONS ROLLLLLING IN! YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY FIRST!
The #totaldramaisland auditions are ROLLING IN. We are pleased to report a BUMPER CROP of eligible candidates. Please continue to post your submissions and to tag myself and @starPower. ... I WISH you could read what I'm reading. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e01183f9898c.png
HERE ARE THE DETAILS FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND!!!!! OUR ROSTER WILL INCLUDE: - TWELVE TROLLS, RUST-VIOLET CASTES. TWO OF YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO ENTER AS HEMOANONYMOUS, BUT BE WARNED, WE WILL NOOOOOT CENSOR IT IF YOU START BLEEDING OR RELEASING OTHER FLUIDS ON LIIIIIVE TV. - TWO PROSPITANS AND TWO DERSITES, PREFERABLY AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE MAFIA DUDES, BUT I WILL CONSIDER EVERYONE. - EIIIIIGHT OF THOSE HUMAN THANGS. I DON'T KNOW YOUR BLOOD COLORS SO DON'T TELL ME, YOU ARE ALL PERSONALITY HIRES. - TWO WILDCARDS, BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME FREEEEEAKY ASS ALIENS ON HERE I'VE NEVER S...Read more