Chryss Mclean

3 days ago

@starPower[SP]

HERE ARE THE DETAILS FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND!!!!! OUR ROSTER WILL INCLUDE: - TWELVE TROLLS, RUST-VIOLET CASTES. TWO OF YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO ENTER AS HEMOANONYMOUS, BUT BE WARNED, WE WILL NOOOOOT CENSOR IT IF YOU START BLEEDING OR RELEASING OTHER FLUIDS ON LIIIIIVE TV. - TWO PROSPITANS AND TWO DERSITES, PREFERABLY AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE MAFIA DUDES, BUT I WILL CONSIDER EVERYONE. - EIIIIIGHT OF THOSE HUMAN THANGS. I DON'T KNOW YOUR BLOOD COLORS SO DON'T TELL ME, YOU ARE ALL PERSONALITY HIRES. - TWO WILDCARDS, BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME FREEEEEAKY ASS ALIENS ON HERE I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. GOD TIER/IMMORTAL/ETC. APPLICANTS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. SORRY FOLKS, NO DIVINITY ALLOWED HERE! THE GRAND PRIZE FOR WINNING WILL BE A FAST TRACK TO SLEEEEEAZY TABLOID FAME, A SMALL FORTUNE, AND *ONE* FAVOR OF YOUR CHOICE GRANTED BY @GUTSYGUMSHOE WITH EITHER HER INCREDIBLE GODLIKE POWERS OR HER INFINITE CAPITALISTIC REACH. THIS SEASON WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE AQUARIUS ISLANDS, THE FORMER SITE OF #ERIDANWEEK, COMPLEEEEETELY RENOVATED INTO A STUNNING SUMMER CAMP-ESQUE SETTING. DON'T WORRY, THE CHALLENGES ARE TOOOOOTALLY SAFE! WE HAD TONS OF CROCKERCORP INTERNS TEST THEM OUT, AND OOOOONLY A FEW OF THEM PERMADIED! ON THAT TOPIC, THIS SEASON OF STUUUUUNNING TELEVISION WILL BE SPONSORED BY CROCKERCORP, AIRING EXCLUSIVELY ON THE BETTYBROADCAST WORLDWIDE NETWORK (BBW). THIS IS WHAT ALLOWS US TO HOST THE FIRST! EVER! INTEEEEERDIMENSIONAL SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND. YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 1ST TO GET YOUR AUDITIONS IN, AT WHICH POINT WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE FINAL CAST! WE WILL BEGIN LIVE BROADCASTING ON MAY 11TH! PLEASE *READ* AND FILL OUT THE ATTACHED FORM TO GET YOUR STRUTPOD IN THE DOOR AND SECURE YOUR POTENTIAL PLACE IN TELEVISION HISTORY! DISCLAIMER: WE MAKE NO PROMISES THAT ANYONE WHO SOMEHOW PERISHES DURING THE FILMING WILL BE REVIVED. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/4LZUEZDJBB3IJUQD8