Sami Hannes
@syntheticRevolution
Hell yeah Alien twitter. He/They. Gamer, Mechanic, Music Producer. Heir of Space. Married to my lovely Aurora LOVE YOU BABE XOXOXOXO <3<3<3 (Most art posted is drawn by double0doodles)
Surely alien troll twitter can't be as bad as normal ass human twitter. Sup. Im Sami. I come in peace. I work as a mechanic and a music producer. Yes I got a robot arm. If any of yall play troll Valorant or Troll Deadlock hmu or smth Im down to hit a few matches.
who is Eridan and why is a week his?
Bored @ da work. AMA folks.
Now Listening to: Killing Joke - Eighties https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1U1Ue_5kq8 I definitely gotta do a bass cover of this song. That's a fucking sick bass riff MMMM.
@galacticMystic what album did we listen do when I got high with you for the first time? Im tryna find that shit again but its eluding me.
Fuck man, I can’t remember! I’ll go through my collection and see if it jogs my memory
Pretty sure it was Velvet Magic by Devil’s Witches, but that whole night was a blur man!
Is the site chitting the bed for anyone else or is it just me))
(Btw I havent forgotten about our RP I just fell outta the mood a bit. Ill respond when Im feelin better!!)
my wife. #mywife
did I miss a war or something the fuck happened while I was sleeping
We All Learned A Lot About Humans. Mostly Against Our Will
It Happened Very Fast Really, They're Twins, A Girl And A Boy They Name Casey And Nicolas Respectively
this is turning from troll twitter to troll tindr very quickly im down
Now Listening to: Lip Critic - Legs in A Snare https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wcExvIK_cFM&si=sN8gYP_SytiI9WFT Absolute godlike algorithm pull fucking hell.
X I’m 8’10” of pure sexiness sorry haters it’s just true. #nsfw x
X I appreciate your help in spreading the word none the less x
Fuck that's awesome I wish I was that tall.
@agnosticAbodement hun you gotta get MILF'd up on here too. You GOTTA. You and me we gotta shatter the very foundations of the site with our hotness. Dew it. Unleash your power. Update yo shit.
𖢻 Hm. I Suppose This Is A Far Too Out Of Date Profile Picture. Should I Use This Image? 𖢻 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1305677538454142996/1487309712985952266/img_1744.png?ex=69c8ac9c&is=69c75b1c&hm=178ac2574566a1ad9e2b3e6456a18dab8b6e3b22eb9826d20ceade3e757131a4&
HOLEY MOLEY WHEN DID YOU TAKE THAT ONE YESSS DO IT!! LETS FUCKING GO!! LOOK AT MY HOT WIFE CHITTR!! GAZE UPON THE GODDESS!!!
𖢻 Someone Asked For A Pose Since They Were Doing A Gesture Drawing. I Asked For A Photo Just For Fun. 𖢻
You find that person and give them my greatest gratitude, they did a beautiful job.
Need to strut in heels to this song or smth. Just goddamn. https://youtu.be/Zf9iahytm7g?si=XiPoLIYclgXkcBLi
Love being an Heir of Space cus I can just swap between being a DILF and being a pretty twink at a moment's notice it's GREAT
not testing informing you will need a second source if you want to avoid presenting as cringe your matesprite would do it i'm sure
Bud Im just saying more than your hair would get tussled if you're interested ;)
Definitely. I like this one a lot. He's sweet and cute. Just needs someone to pamper him, wouldn't you agree?
And that I'll do. <3 We'll be in the studio, don't worry about cleaning I'll handle it. I'll take care of dinner for ya too.
Morning chat. What's everyone's plans for today?
3<3ning: cok3 midnight: myst3ry pills dawn: as much alcohol as i can find so a nic3 slow night today #substanc3
Not gonna tell anyone how to live their life but I am gonna say good luck.
ill b3 fin3, i'<3 tak3n wors3 lmaoooo 3ith3r th3 drugs or th3 dron3s is what i t3ll mys3lf ;d #substanc3
I miss you self bomb-place Bebop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5tXPxXzkT0
Im sitting here thinking to myself how much I wanna just hug my wife/matesprit's ass and just bite into it like the goddamn fiend for her I am, but then I realized that her carapace would probably break my teeth. Worth it though. #nsfw #GODILOVEMYWIFE
https://media1.tenor.com/m/ytbz1Epg7Q8AAAAC/predator-arnold.gif
Yknow I appreciate that there is no algorithm on this site. Just a pure unfiltered feed of everyone's voices just getting thrown at you all at once. Delightful.
its grEAt. EveryonE has to sEE all of my bUllshIt no mAttEr what. i rEfusE to hAvE it any OthEr way.
Yes. I love it. YOU WILL see me bitch and whine when I go 0-7 on Deadlock as Pocket and YOU WILL decide whether you like it or not.
I need to make a trip to alternia again. Last time I went I was at the Heir's pool party and I met my future wife there. Gotta go back someday.
OH! To explain, my reality's Earth and Alternia made contact and then developed universal travel and trade. I went to Alternia thru a Skaiacorp teleporter. Fun times.