Sami Hannes
@syntheticRevolution
You've probably seen me. Heavy #nfsw warning. He/They. Gamer, Mechanic, Music Producer. Heir of Space. Married to the lovely @agnosticAbodement LOVE YOU BABE XOXOXO <3
Surely alien troll twitter can't be as bad as normal ass human twitter. Sup. Im Sami. I come in peace. I work as a mechanic and a music producer. Yes I got a robot arm. If any of yall play troll Valorant or Troll Deadlock hmu or smth Im down to hit a few matches.
(I can almost see the end of the horizon... just this week to get through and Ill have more free time.... coughs and wheezes...)
Been busy but I aint missing pride month Happy pride from your local pansexual enby dipshit
(Im gonna kill my professor AUGH)
(Capstone class fpr special ed. 50 hours of fieldwork, 3 lesson plans, a 2-3 page reflection on the fieldwork, an E-Portfolio containing work from every class I took in the program, and a professional development presentation with at least 10 cited sources. I got till June 18th to get this all done, I present on June 16th)
(that sounds like a lot omg... but you got this!! im planning to go into education too but i need to get my life together before i start college)
(Apologies today got fuckin BUSY, hence why I was inactive)
(Also wanna say that the next like. 3 or so weeks are gonna be VERY hectic because I am doing fieldwork for my capstone class. After that Ill be graduated yipeee, but for the timebeing, my time will be VERY limited)
do yall think Im too horny or not enough #nsfw
You may as well double down you're on the horny site. #nsfw
True that but ya ever get that feeling you're getting TOO horny? That's kinda what I feel like rn. Needed a second opinion just in case.
Cringe is dead do what you think is fun. I'm tempted to just kinda double down myself being a catgirl itself is considered horny as it is to some. Apparently lmao
If you wanna meet a horny ass cat person I could introduce you to @curiousClowder
I'm vaguely familiar. But yeah I keep getting showered with enough flirting praise and compliments by a certain someone on here that maybe, maybe, I'm starting to believe I'm a hot commodity lol.
Yes!
To be fair you're also quite attractive in my eyes. Would love to cuddle up against ya and rustle your hair hehe
Yeah we can hang out some time. :)
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mrrow!꠹
Man is it just me or did us space SBURB players draw the short end of the stick cus holy shit Im seeing a lot of space players on here who went through SOME SHIT. Granted I did too, but just. Does SBURB have it out for us?
Went to go give @terribleFate a hug and a kiss and now Im in some kinda SAW trap labyrinth this shit fucking rocks.
#myhive
Yknow as a guy who's fucked quite a few trolls it's actually quite overwhelming how much yall cum. Like. Yall need BUCKETS for that shit. Us humans nut a pathetic amount compared to you guys. I dont mind it though, its like a one person bukkake it's great! Just the shower afterwards is always a pain though. #nsfw #showerthoughts
that’s wh7 7ou take them in with 7ou. intimate post sex shower /and/ an extra pair of hands to help. win win! #nsfw ma7be probabl7
This is indeed true but the other thing is that Troll ejaculate is somehow fucking thicker than human ejaculate ITS A BITCH TO SCRUB OUT even with someone else
I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the words I'm afraid I can't help it I'm afraid I can't- #lyricposting
I wouldn't mind being chased by Trent Reznor however.
@dailyQuests Gimme a high level quest
New quest: 𝗦𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗲 the "𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙂𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙒𝙚𝙙𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙙𝙖𝙮" 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩 without 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙚.
-=[ohhhhbgood luck x-)_☺]=-
[|87 :: Well fuk that’s gonna be hard. A;ght then. Whatever you do, do not H1T ME BABY ONE MORE T1ME!
𝗥𝗘𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦: 74 gold, 35 exp, "White Girl Respect" (Status) With the "White Girl Respect" status, you will automatically have +2 charisma with members of the White Girl faction.
waking up and seeing how much traction that horny chitt got has me like https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673577344601948172/1506647499224518666/G0fjkvAWUAA2JGQ.jpg?ex=6a0f0653&is=6a0db4d3&hm=a90cd5f7417ec5685093d3caffa3927abb68e191f9ce1d12864e6e93cb1237c4& Wow I was high last night. Gotta find that strain again. #nsfw #substance
had to go ssee and yeah,. yeah. tthat one wass a good one.
Might have to grisp you again sometime. You were very fun :)
hehehe couldnt agree more ;] hmu 'daddy', i'm eager to pleasse <3
...need a cute lil twink to call me daddy while I pound tf outta him. Yeah that'd hit the spot. That or the weed is speaking. Fuuuck. #nsfw #substance
Never had anyone call the shades "cute" before, but shit, I'll let you call me anything you'd like.
Hmm.
Yes!
Hmm.
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Ain't got a mind to deal with anymore Saboteur infiltrator, and maybe more If you're not blind and deaf, how can we pollute your head? So come on and right this wrong, the rope #lyricposting
@bulgeCurator im very honored thank you https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673577344601948172/1506333834172436671/image0.jpg?ex=6a0de234&is=6a0c90b4&hm=3f5957b23c3134b2db733a08bc891dc0a4c8075aa5367aeed7a6fa9f022cc8e7&
hhheh.
Wait @heedlessCheapskate what kinda crab are we
(V)(',,')(V) whors shoe crap
(V)(',,')(V) yea even tho ℧ embarrassed me in front a that b℧rger monarch i forgive ℧t ho ℧ clearly didnt mean it
I mean I kinda partially meant it but that's only cus you look cute when ur embarassed but yeah other than that I didnt mean any malice outta it ur fuckin chill <3
friendly reminder its never too late to change for the better! seriously. anyone can be a good person if they just try, and it's not easy, but it is possible. and it is worth it. love you all. ♥︎
I wish I was half as cool as David Bowie was.
Alright lets check my QNA- Oh. Not a single question submitted. Cool.
Team Chud gotta go ngl.
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Nah ur jzt a h8er
nawt cool dude (ﾟーﾟ*)