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Sami Hannes

@syntheticRevolution

Hell yeah Alien twitter. He/They. Gamer, Mechanic, Music Producer. Heir of Space. Married to the lovely @agnosticAbodement LOVE YOU BABE XOXOXOXO <3<3<3 (Most art posted is drawn by double0doodles)

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 3276Kull Score: 441343 followers61 following

...need a cute lil twink to call me daddy while I pound tf outta him. Yeah that'd hit the spot. That or the weed is speaking. Fuuuck. #nsfw #substance

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;3 #wink

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The sunglasses stay on.

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#rechitt hard as fuck rotflmfao

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...my dms are open if you ever want to uh. Inquire.

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Deal.

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Mmm. Good. You look very cute in them. <3

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27 notifs and counting man I am. Flustered. And horny. AUGH. #nsfw

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Never had anyone call the shades "cute" before, but shit, I'll let you call me anything you'd like.

DMs are open bud. Inquire within. <3

Ain't got a mind to deal with anymore Saboteur infiltrator, and maybe more If you're not blind and deaf, how can we pollute your head? So come on and right this wrong, the rope #lyricposting

@bulgeCurator im very honored thank you https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673577344601948172/1506333834172436671/image0.jpg?ex=6a0de234&is=6a0c90b4&hm=3f5957b23c3134b2db733a08bc891dc0a4c8075aa5367aeed7a6fa9f022cc8e7&

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hhheh.

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<3

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Wait @heedlessCheapskate what kinda crab are we

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(V)(',,')(V) whors shoe crap

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We're now great friends.

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(V)(',,')(V) yea even tho ℧ embarrassed me in front a that b℧rger monarch i forgive ℧t ho ℧ clearly didnt mean it

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I mean I kinda partially meant it but that's only cus you look cute when ur embarassed but yeah other than that I didnt mean any malice outta it ur fuckin chill <3

I wish I was half as cool as David Bowie was.

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Alright lets check my QNA- Oh. Not a single question submitted. Cool.

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Team Chud gotta go ngl.

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K--<why

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Yall be annoying

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K--<so are you

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Yea but I do it better

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Nah ur jzt a h8er

Yea and?

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nawt cool dude (゚ー゚*)

Thats just ur opinion man

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Fuck it. AMA. https://tally.so/r/Npbg5O Ask me anything folks. Literally anything.

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It is a lil late on my end so I might not get to everything immediately because sleep.

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lots of people drinking on the tl. yeah no thanks I'll keep my issues to myself. #substance

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>> Fa¡r enough honeડt1y

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n most times its either 1 of them rosies or one of them mes :/ im startin 2 get a lil worried tbh

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Yeah no offense I noticed a lot of Lalondes be drinking.

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ig most lalondes r probly doomed 2 hav a complicated relationship w the stuff.. well i kno i did and yk what they say abt addiction

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Yep. My pops and mom were both alcoholics. For the longest time I avoided alcohol entirely. Now I just pop a beer every now and again with friends or by myself, grown comfortable enough to do that. I don't do craft brews though that's millenial shit.

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lmao im generally more of a wine n frilly drinks kind of guy but ur so right abt the beers but yea ig im kinda glad 2 learn im nawt the only one gettin a lil uncomfy w all the drinkin on main n hey, whenever u wanna chat more abt life n stuff, my dms are open :3

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I'll gladly take up on the offer :)

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Cahara Fear and Hunger save me Cahara Fear and Hunger

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Kinda wanna do a QnA myself.

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the genesis frog doesnt want you to know this but you can just take the Jade Harleys from the universes. they love being pet and they're free to adopt. i personally have taken 47 Jades. /j

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47 JADE HARLEYS.. THATS ALOT OF JADES.

you are spreading misinformation!!!

tell that to the Jade I pet yesterday shit was awesome

guhhhh other jades making me look so needy and weird!!!

Me looking at all of AM's chitts https://preview.redd.it/how-it-feels-to-play-this-shit-or-watch-the-hbo-show-v0-2dm6zqo3oike1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=80fc9742fc4f8778952b950c3f0f77da89a9ee4a

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Bro. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1494416916133970031/1505253404962717948/image.png?ex=6a09f3f9&is=6a08a279&hm=39525b132b8fdfb93837f9ecf6970a7aa6b5e754532f7e9561298e8aa3f22e0c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=56&height=55 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1494416916133970031/1505253405499592755/image.png?ex=6a09f3fa&is=6a08a27a&hm=e00e09d7adc7cc6e51c22a66c6138fdaa1dad51a8e6bd411dd228dde76d747a3&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=474&height=679

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☀︎ᯓShIt s☆rRyᯓ☾

Hey why the fuck is this troll just liking every single chitt of mine wtf

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:33< a mad quest to like efurry chitt on the purrlatfurm purrhapse?

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Thx for the kult I guess but damn it's kinda a lil weird ngl

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>>| same.

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

jesus christ they're moving at a rapid pace

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:33< I KNOW SAME HERE! :33< they liked something i said in a clawnfursation that happened DAYS ago! :33< DAYS!!!

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Very eager, I guess?

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I gotta pick up an acoustic guitar again

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Fuck me maybe I do need glasses

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look on the bright side

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I mean. My sunglasses are prescription but like. They're more of a fashion statement yknow?

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so you had prescription shades this entire time and didnt think youd need glasses dude

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FASHION STATEMENT

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Holy shit Im almost at 4k kull score yall really want me dead huh

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Morning Chittr what'd I miss

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:33 < i ate a bug

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What kind of bug

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:33 < i dunno but it was crumchy

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Now Listening to: Research Chemicals - Viagra Boys https://youtu.be/U7gbFMWZWlo?si=ocuftqk4fJdjqFC2 God the bass line fucking thumps on this song. Been playing along for the past couple of minutes. The band's bass player is a tank because I had to pause a few times while cramping, but during live performances this fucker just played for 10 minutes straight. The boys usually use this song as a closer too so HE'S DOING THAT AFTER LIKE SEVERAL OTHER SONGS FUCKING HELL. Love Viagra Boys. Invest in Shrimp Tech.

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WAIT SHIT IM MISSING FIGHT NIGHT-

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☆ this band fuKKs and you have amazing taste☆

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asdsadkdsdc sorry i just got tot fight night but thx brods

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