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Sami Hannes

@syntheticRevolution

Hell yeah Alien twitter. He/They. Gamer, Mechanic, Music Producer. Heir of Space. Married to my lovely Aurora LOVE YOU BABE XOXOXOXO <3<3<3 (Most art posted is drawn by double0doodles)

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Ugh. Been busy. Hope all is well Chittr.

who is Eridan and why is a week his?

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wwouldnt you like to knoww

Bored @ da work. AMA folks.

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wghy rr u onyour phonE @ work

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Becuz it's slow and nobodies here

dman

Now Listening to: Killing Joke - Eighties https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1U1Ue_5kq8 I definitely gotta do a bass cover of this song. That's a fucking sick bass riff MMMM.

@galacticMystic what album did we listen do when I got high with you for the first time? Im tryna find that shit again but its eluding me.

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Fuck man, I can’t remember! I’ll go through my collection and see if it jogs my memory

Pretty sure it was Velvet Magic by Devil’s Witches, but that whole night was a blur man!

Here’s a link https://youtu.be/ceUhwxAZtsg?si=gfdTuTFm-WbZDwH_

Thanks bro. I appreciate ya.

Definitely was a blur but Ill say that I don't regret it.

Good! I remember you had me worried for a while there man

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Just first time nervousness was all, looking back on it now.

Life is good <3

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Is the site chitting the bed for anyone else or is it just me))

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((definitely for me too rn

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(( yep barely could post my intro

(Btw I havent forgotten about our RP I just fell outta the mood a bit. Ill respond when Im feelin better!!)

((youre all good!! frfr take your time always

did I miss a war or something the fuck happened while I was sleeping

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Me And Jonh Have Children Now

We All Learned A Lot About Humans. Mostly Against Our Will

@kasaneTeto[KT]

whuh huh

liiike what

I Don’t Want To Talk About It

It Happened Very Fast Really, They're Twins, A Girl And A Boy They Name Casey And Nicolas Respectively

Why?

this is turning from troll twitter to troll tindr very quickly im down

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SEX AND SUGAR IS ALL THIS APP NEEDS

It got wicked. romantical in this place real. fast

Now Listening to: Lip Critic - Legs in A Snare https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wcExvIK_cFM&si=sN8gYP_SytiI9WFT Absolute godlike algorithm pull fucking hell.

@agnosticAbodement hun you gotta get MILF'd up on here too. You GOTTA. You and me we gotta shatter the very foundations of the site with our hotness. Dew it. Unleash your power. Update yo shit.

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𖢻 Hm. I Suppose This Is A Far Too Out Of Date Profile Picture. Should I Use This Image? 𖢻 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1305677538454142996/1487309712985952266/img_1744.png?ex=69c8ac9c&is=69c75b1c&hm=178ac2574566a1ad9e2b3e6456a18dab8b6e3b22eb9826d20ceade3e757131a4&

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HOLEY MOLEY WHEN DID YOU TAKE THAT ONE YESSS DO IT!! LETS FUCKING GO!! LOOK AT MY HOT WIFE CHITTR!! GAZE UPON THE GODDESS!!!

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𖢻 Someone Asked For A Pose Since They Were Doing A Gesture Drawing. I Asked For A Photo Just For Fun. 𖢻

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You find that person and give them my greatest gratitude, they did a beautiful job.

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Need to strut in heels to this song or smth. Just goddamn. https://youtu.be/Zf9iahytm7g?si=XiPoLIYclgXkcBLi

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Love being an Heir of Space cus I can just swap between being a DILF and being a pretty twink at a moment's notice it's GREAT

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not testing informing you will need a second source if you want to avoid presenting as cringe your matesprite would do it i'm sure

damn my hair is getting all sorts of imaginary tussled here

@agnosticAbodement I know you got me bb

Bud Im just saying more than your hair would get tussled if you're interested ;)

oh you already know i am. no need to be hella coy with it

My DMs are open~

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♧ I See You’ve Been Having Fun. ♧

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Definitely. I like this one a lot. He's sweet and cute. Just needs someone to pamper him, wouldn't you agree?

𖢻 Im Sure You’ll Thoroughly Do So 𖢻

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And that I'll do. <3 We'll be in the studio, don't worry about cleaning I'll handle it. I'll take care of dinner for ya too.

Morning chat. What's everyone's plans for today?

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loathe everything and bask in gloom

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3<3ning: cok3 midnight: myst3ry pills dawn: as much alcohol as i can find so a nic3 slow night today #substanc3

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⚇ WHOOP WHOOP ⚇

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Not gonna tell anyone how to live their life but I am gonna say good luck.

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ill b3 fin3, i'<3 tak3n wors3 lmaoooo 3ith3r th3 drugs or th3 dron3s is what i t3ll mys3lf ;d #substanc3

♰ clown taming ♰

How does one tame a clown?

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♰ i can't reveal all of my secrets.. they become less effective :) ♰

No you dont understand I have a clown I need to get rid of

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h:o)nk.

I miss you self bomb-place Bebop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5tXPxXzkT0

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Lash wait I can explain

Im sitting here thinking to myself how much I wanna just hug my wife/matesprit's ass and just bite into it like the goddamn fiend for her I am, but then I realized that her carapace would probably break my teeth. Worth it though. #nsfw #GODILOVEMYWIFE

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type shit

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/ytbz1Epg7Q8AAAAC/predator-arnold.gif

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Yknow I appreciate that there is no algorithm on this site. Just a pure unfiltered feed of everyone's voices just getting thrown at you all at once. Delightful.

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its grEAt. EveryonE has to sEE all of my bUllshIt no mAttEr what. i rEfusE to hAvE it any OthEr way.

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Yes. I love it. YOU WILL see me bitch and whine when I go 0-7 on Deadlock as Pocket and YOU WILL decide whether you like it or not.

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I need to make a trip to alternia again. Last time I went I was at the Heir's pool party and I met my future wife there. Gotta go back someday.

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OH! To explain, my reality's Earth and Alternia made contact and then developed universal travel and trade. I went to Alternia thru a Skaiacorp teleporter. Fun times.

Slow day at the garage today. AMA.

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Damn not a single question ok

New UI got me movin like the Vitruvian Man

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