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hpApy #th|ckthurrsdAy 2 All tAht cleebrAte (|nclud|gn me now :) ) #th|ckpost|ng https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/f08A4e9319A6.jpg
i knock up everyone i fuck :D kinda my thing~
hhhngghhhnnn ruhhbbing nooks panrot hhhnhhhngnn ruhhbbing togethhhner uhhntil were bothhhn sticky and wet hhhnngnn #nsfw
Yes!
☀︎ᯓI'Ve bEeN T☆Ld ☆ThErWiSe aLs☆ I'M Sh☆rTeR ThEn 5"3ᯓ☾
Cringe is dead do what you think is fun. I'm tempted to just kinda double down myself being a catgirl itself is considered horny as it is to some. Apparently lmao
hes sooo mf|n f|en #vAuggepst|gn #drAemys|ggh
You may as well double down you're on the horny site. #nsfw
get mrre horny pls pls pls ppls pls spl s
hhhnghhhngnn getting bred is one of my uhhltimate fantasies hhhngnnn being so fuhhcked fuhhll of potent seed hhhnhhhnhhhnn #nsfw
4000 kuhhlt hhhnghhhngnn and ill post a video of me playing withhhn my nook... ive decided #nsfw
It Is That Time Of The Week Once Again, #sicknastysunday Is Up And Running Once Again, I Am Hosting It Again As Per Usual, Can't Wait To See All Of You Lovely People There. And Of Course, Don't Forget The Few Rules To This Lovely Event. 1. No Culling: We're Not Cleaning Up Any Dead 8odies After The Party 2. Don't 8e A Dick: We're All Here For A Fun Time Don't 8e An Asshole (pitch Flirting Is Fine) some Other General Stuff Is, No Ruling On Clothing, Show Up Nude For All You Want. There Will 8e #su8stances, Already Have Some Stocked Up Here 8ut Feel Free To 8ring Your Own Long As We All Know What It Is And What's In It. Feel Free To Pail At The Party, Entire Point Of This 8itch To Get As Fucked Up As You Want, And If Getting Fucked Is How You Do That All The Power To You! 8ring Your Quads, Your Crushes, Friends, Or Even A Complete Stranger, The More The Merrier! #nsfw https://msparp.chat/sicknastysunday# –xoxo
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) ugh YES you get me- there's just something so niͻhe about being able to play into eaͻh other's thoughts without even needing to be there in person Not to mention how muͻh you ͻan aͻtually get to know a person by their tastes in smut #nsfw ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) Agreed - It's so fun hearing my own thoughts put out there without me having to be the one to do it ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
[Your name is Zuccia Caziln and your reputation precedes you. For you were once young and beautiful and had a luxurious career as a model. You posed for magazine covers across the planet, showing off all you had to offer. Alas, that was so long ago. Now, you mainly spend your nights residing around in your darling matesprit’s mansion, trying to keep yourself occupied. You absolutely adore your matesprit and all that he provides for you. In fact, he provides so much and looks out for you so much, you don’t have to do anything if you don’t want to. Not that you know how to do a lot of things in the first place. Your matesprit has staff servants who wait on you, prong and nub. This means you aren’t terribly independent. In fact, you’re so dependent on others, you’re barely trusted to make your own drinks (of which you are a self-taught master). You imbibe these homemade cocktails frequently and are notorious for your drinks being on the heavier side. Gone are your stripping days and nights posing for photo shoots. No more parties with the elite of the elite, rubbing shoulders with royalty. No more shooting lewd tapes with countless other trolls. Now, you were relegated to your Darling’s hive, bored out of your pan. You are extremely lonely; the help rarely offers any real companionship. Some would politely call you “naïve”. Some would honestly say you’re dumb as rocks. Despite all you have been through, you believe that there are good trolls out there. You know because you are one! You go out of your way to try and help others, sometimes to your own detriment. You are prone to being involved in a multitude of shenanigans of varying severity. Not that you mind. You’re always excited at the prospect of being merely involved. That being said, a majority of these shenanigans are of a sensuous nature. You’re told you bring this attention upon yourself by everyone who cares about you. That’s fine; this attention is all you really know. You’re down for 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 and that includes pailing. You’re well-known for that as well. This is just a mere factor to your reputation. You do enjoy harmless flirting, sometimes in hopes of getting more of that attention you desire. You’re known for being quite...attainable? A more harsh way of putting it is you're easy. Pailing is something you pride yourself on, given your sweeps of experience. Despite this reputation you are known for, you maintain a happy and joyous relationship with your matesprit...whose name eludes you. You’ve taken to just calling him Darling and he calls you...some name he liked better than Zuccia. He’s fully aware of these escapades you have and he’s happy for you! He engages in his own escapades with other trolls as well. But, he knows where the hive is. You have a lot of qualms, you’d say, with your relationship with Darling but where would you be without him? Certainly not living in the lap of luxury. You are eternally grateful and tend to keep your mouth shut about your issues, lest this all be swept out from under your nubs. You adore socialization and the company of others. You love every caste, every mutant, every walk of life, and could never find it in your pumper to hate. You’ve been tempted but you always find yourself forgiving those who harm you. You are often labelled a doormat but you see it as someone who believes in rehabilitation and redemption. You are endlessly fascinated with what others have to offer and share, who they are being the most wonderful thing they can be in your eyes. You have a particular fondness for highbloods, given you owe everything in your life to one. Especially highbloods who remind you of Darling! All in all, you are a peaceful troll. You prefer to keep things calm and lowkey, never being one to rock the boat or start arguments. You mind your own business and keep on keeping on! You just spend your days drinking your drinks and hoping someone will come save you from being bored.] DMs are open, #nsfw, #nsfwe, and #substance posting will be present here. Zuccia is open to quadrants, hookups, friends, friends with benefits, really anything! the woman is bored. obligatory #zucc tag
I'd be offended if something DIDN'T break~ The SMELL and TASTE of BLOOD can only get me so far~ I need to feel the ARTISTRY at work~ My body is a PERFECT FUCKING CANVAS, and I won't accept anything less than a MASTERPIECE painted on it~ That's why PHILISTINES get fed their own TEETH~
Hahaha~ Maybe I might if it makes you SQUIRM~ Give me a NIGHT OR THREE~ One of you ALIENS already BROKE A FEW BONES if you check my STREAM VODS~ Fuckin' freaks of nature~ Starting to ALMOST like you all~
my contribution to thicker thurs. eat ur heart out ig. https://i.ibb.co/hF1h6kXr/c363f902-a6f5-47f8-aba7-ed7fcabaced8.png #suggestive #nsfw #thickerthursday
𝗥𝗘𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦: 74 gold, 35 exp, "White Girl Respect" (Status) With the "White Girl Respect" status, you will automatically have +2 charisma with members of the White Girl faction.
☆ waKin up feels fuKKin amazing when you have this song playin https://open.spotify.com/tracK/68DKrU7sTyDpDA5T3dsOlK?si=Plm4KRj7TKCmM8bzRUIJAQ☆
I wouldn't mind being chased by Trent Reznor however.
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| th|kn every1 needs thAt tbh
| need uuhhh :) uhh h uhh hh hh huhuhhh yeAh :) ;D #nsfw
maid at work (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, #nsfw, doodling, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/396e3a490bd9.png
cheesus
(V)(',,')(V) wait i never even made a post abt it b℧t ℧h heh g℧ess who got q℧added ℧p
Sorting through my SHIT and I swear I got like 5 neck/back massagers~ Not a SINGLE one of these have touched any part of me but my NOOK, as far as I remember~ #nsfw
#Nowplaying Now I can see the whales Looming out of the dark Like arrows in the sky I can't believe my eyes But it's true https://open.spotify.com/track/5OjCsHeByDYEGxMrb1z8KQ?si=41f732e9541a43a1
Fuuuuck an UNKILLABLE ALIEN~? It's like 12TH PERIGREE'S EVE has come early~ I'm BASICALLY indestructible so you can go as hard as you want too, HANNEY~ It'll make for a GREAT STREAM, I'm sure~
Hahahaha~ Sorry babe but I don't SPAR~ I don't want just a SIP I want the ENTIRE FUCKING DRINK~ If that's GAME for you then sure~ Getting PUNCHED IN THE GUT is also a good abdominal workout, you know~
Usually hanging weighted leg raises and dragon flags, babe~ I would prefer it if I could get all my exercise from GETTING INTO FIGHTS, but we don't live in a perfect world, I guess~
Feelin' FRESH after my first SHOWER in my new hive~ So I'll be reeeeal generous to all you early night CHITTRBUGS and give you a little PRESENT~ From the SEXIEST GIRL ON ALTERNIA to YOU~ 'Cause I'm so GODDAMN GENEROUS~ #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d24d20094983.png
;3 #wink
#rechitt hard as fuck rotflmfao
lowkey wishin i could like a post more than once rn
<3
You called?
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| fnound A pc|tureo from my mdoel|ng dAsys :) s|nce so mnAy ppl werre wonder|n here u gooo #nsfw #syggesutd|sve https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/1bc147c59306.png
"can you make it clap?" :33 < thanks fur mewr question!! :33 < i'm nyot sure!! but i will purrovide vismewal aid fur this :33 < and mew tell me if mew think it claps! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f78b376ec6e7.png :00 < nsfw
:33< women sexy... :33< women BIG sexy!
hhheh.
For old time's sake, here's some #nsfw Tiddies looking YUGE. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e303641261d.png
(V)(',,')(V) yea even tho ℧ embarrassed me in front a that b℧rger monarch i forgive ℧t ho ℧ clearly didnt mean it
(V)(',,')(V) whors shoe crap
[Somewhat blurry photo of Jane in a playboy bunny outfit.] :B #suggestive #nsfw (not sure if this totally counts but just to be safe)
You were, still are, and will be.
As long as it is appropriate, yes.
Ok this made me laugh thank you
What am I even brooding about?
Mnh i dont wanna get up from the cuddle pileeee.
lmao im generally more of a wine n frilly drinks kind of guy but ur so right abt the beers but yea ig im kinda glad 2 learn im nawt the only one gettin a lil uncomfy w all the drinkin on main n hey, whenever u wanna chat more abt life n stuff, my dms are open :3
n most times its either 1 of them rosies or one of them mes :/ im startin 2 get a lil worried tbh
>> Fa¡r enough honeડt1y
c< ive Never seeN tHis aNiMatiON be4, tHaNK yOu 4 sHOwiNg tHis 2 Me >c
#newjerseyrelatedsuffering 😭
I knew you would get there eventually, Sami.
Greetings, remaining #lairsandlusii enthusiasts. I have left you the primer, here: https://pastebin.com/hUuJ1wR8 Here are your questions: 1. What is your favorite type of scene in roleplay (Combat, drama, comedy, etc etc)? 2, How comfortable are you with improv? 3. Are you comfortable with character conflict, party disagreements, and interpersonal tension? 4. What kind of behavior might ruin a game for you? 5. How serious do you intend to take this game? 6. How comfortable are you with failure? 7. How available are you realistically? 8. What is your comfort level with violence, sexual themes, and other topics beyond #SFW? DM me your responses, and I will provide you your specific follow up questions. @aerodynamicTramp @glamorousAuspaciar @glitteringAcuity @deathlessDeadwood @cesarianAqueduct @groovyKosmonaut @arsenicCatturbate @affableCantor @timaeusTestified#0414 @megaloMemes @caligulasAquarium @catatonicCorpse @turntechGodhead#6940 @cryhoundColortura @yunyunIloveyou and @syntheticRevolution There are more players, however, Chittr's DMing System is having a difficult time for myself.
The deadline for applications is at Saturday 5PM EST. I will message applicants additional individual questions to measure their intentions, ability, and creative desires to create an ideal party. The campaign information narratively is being kept a secret until I review individual applicants. Please be sure to check out my upcoming ttrpg campaign, #lairsandlusii. https://forms.gle/Bq6XHsJzWDwm6WDc9
I WISH I. TOO. COULD GET IN EMBARRASSING SLAPFIGHTS WITH MY ALTERNATES ON THE TIMELINE. UNFORTUNATELY. WE ARE ALL TOO EMPLOYED. BEAUTIFUL. CORRECT. AND UNITED IN PURPOSE. TO EVER DISAGREE. MUCH LESS TO DO SO BEFORE AN AUDIENCE. NO. ALL THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO MYSELF IN PUBLIC. WOULD BE VASTLY MORE DIGNIFIED. AND INTERESTING TO WATCH. #USEYOURIMAGINATION #HEEHEE #NSFW
i don't even remember the last time i talked to any of them he...heh... :(
((Autocorrect. Thoust art getting mine ass blasted by the people.))
☆ this band fuKKs and you have amazing taste☆
how about we invite all the castes to a twerk off #nsfw
#ilovvefatwwomen #cullcronus
Cronus bein disgustin about fat wwomen specifically
awh you're tthinking of me? tthat'ss sso ssweet... I'll go jjerk off to human hunkss tthen and we can compare notess later =]
love being someone's boyfriend-girlfriend. and girlfriend-boyfriend. gender is a game and i am playing toys!
httpss://cdn.imgcchesst.com/filess/ea80e81abc03.jjpg uss fr rn
a-ah...! SSami-ssenpai! *My head iss ssmaller tthan your left hand. JJusst your left one. My breatth iss inexplicably vissible, like a fine yaoi misst. And my eyess? Are like an ocean. Mucch like my Yaoi Breasstss. Whicch are Alsso an Ocean.* SSami- ssenpai, w-we can't! T-trollbama-ssenssei will be back any moment!
before i knock the fuck out, i just need people to know that i would kiss another version of myself and honestly im kind of down bad, im just that sexy yknow as in all the versions of me, every me as a whole is hotter then a piece of metal baked in the aussie sun #selfcest #nsfw hoping its early enough that not a lot of people see this tbh, goodnight
havwen't been on cause i lost my phone vwhile chillin vwith a group of squatters. i'm using someone else's phone to chitt right nowv. i think the guy said his name vwas crash or something. vwhatevwer. he hasn't vwoken up in tvwo days, so it's my phone nowv. i'm pretty sure he's in a diabetic coma after selling his insulin for a lafufu. i think i found my people. these bums are totally 8ADASS, unlike my old loser friend group. they do hard drugs and stab people. i'm nevwer not going back. #substance #hard
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//noticing a trend where fantrolls get interacts from other fantrolls and canon characters get interacts from other canon characters. no judgement or assessment just an interesting observation
We need much less hateration AND holleration in this dancery.
The Lash feels like something just happened.
https://i.postimg.cc/T3thPP0t/Untitled306-20260513034430.png @syntheticRevolution Your prize. I hope you like it.
((NICE
((You can also see on my account the style she draws in! Not much detail
Your drawing is in the works.
Congrats on your survival.
Half the cast killed themselves good job not doing that
Congratulations to the winner ! @syntheticRevolution https://i.postimg.cc/RV8HRxPW/Screenshot-20260512-201657.png
mayb the ai will sense our vibes n hav us teamin up, who knows.....
doing what i can for the community! :D
okay so like what if you and me have had a great time hanging out together all night? we start getting tired and decide we've earned ourselves a good night's rest. so we tuck ourselves in and wish each other a good night. time passes and we're both deep asleep. or, well, you are at least. i've woken up in the middle of the night with heavy lust pushing through my every vein. i'm unable to fall back asleep no matter how hard i try. my body and my mind can't focus on anything other than this feeling. there i am, horny, throbbing and needy. and there you are, pretty even when asleep, gently resting under a heavy blanket and with the soft lips of your mouth hanging just so slightly open. i know you've always said you want to help me when i've needed it, so in the heat of the night i crawl out my bed and onto yours, sitting lightly on top your stomach. i stop for a moment to collect myself, trying to keep the thoughts in my mind in somewhat of an order. i slowly put it against your lips, leaving traces of the lipstick you forgot to remove on it, and slide forwards. you're warm. you're wet. you're everything my body craved. i keep going, bitting down on my finger in an attempt to keep my moans from coming out and waking you. the gentle breaths from your nose tickle my skin as i slide it back. i keep going and almost tear up from the euphoric scratching of such a deep itch. eventually, i get the relief i've longed for as i finish down your throat. my breathing grows intense and my heart beats like a drum with each rope i put in you. once done, i take a minute before climbing off. i plant a kiss on your cheek and whisper a loving "thank you" before tucking myself back into bed and falling asleep so like what would you think about that if it happened? #nsfw
Sup chat I'm stealing Comment if you want in on the Jade Barkley Hunger games™
Tonight? Hm, I may make an appearance, I may not. You'll have to find out.
Backstage perhaps? After a show, not prior, or I fear you won't want to step onto the stage at all.
It seems as though I have fulfilled my duty.
I see how one might grow fond of the hivemind, though personally not my tastes. 6/10. Dragonlord Placidusax is incredibly handsome. 9/10. Nemesis. Absolutely. Also a 9/10.
Have I left you a little speechless?
Such eloquence!
I awaken
it backfired & now im gay too #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/189080d6b4eb.jpg
A night of frivolity, superb company and appreciation for a good rosé. Exquisite photography skills provided by @tipsyGalactica #nsfw #art #suggestive #boudoir https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc2acb34d2f0.png
They shouldn't last too long, and so should remain fun until they disappear.
☆ it ain’t lost on me tho shit shit roKKs☆
K--<bitches envy me for my trinkets ^ look at my trinkets
- Sommething just happened. 😧
Oh I dig. Like an experienced archaeologist in fact. My my. I'm feeling rather warmed by this particular imagined scenario. I wouldn't be upset in the slightest if it was to eventuate into reality one day.
Please by all means, don't hesitate.
Oh my, quite the vivid imagination you have. I am not complaining, you may envision me as scandalously as you wish, I am somewhat of an exhibitionist in theory.
I have certainly been spotted, hoo hoo. Yes, I am quite the fan.
You flatter me.
I am rather fond of a pseudo-split whilst half off a bed myself, to be rather #tmi. #nsfw
I'm intrigued.
If you're going to be a pillow prince, at least be hypermobile about it. #nsfw #suggestive
₍^. .^₎⟆ Heheh!꠹
Smash.
I guess I'll bite too. #SmashOrPass?
I have the unfortunate joy of coming back online only to be inundated by a slew of posts about rabies.
P. :|
I refuse to indulge another fleeting masturbatory trend on this feed. I will NOT be partaking in "Smash" or "Pass." However. ... Like this chit and I will assign you "S" or "P." ... For these purposes, they refer to "sponge" and "pound" cake, respectively. :|
MY FUCKIN BOWNIES!!!!!! Im never using thw oven again ever https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd31f39bda2d.jpg
oh my god not like old yeller
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from what i hear, human one pie(e is better
I've fallen down thw stairs twice and fucked up everything i've been trying to bake. on mamas day of all things. the spirit of janey "hot woman" crocker better possess this fkin cake i got cookin or you Will be seeing me on the news.
onl7 one thing to do now - make up for lost time. remember to h7drate!
im cuirrently workin on a new formula 4 synthesizin sum bacteria based biofertilizer w a few extra properties 2 ensure crops will grow even on harsher weather conditions lmao primo borin stuff ik
o btdubz heres the pic (tysm @tipsyGalactica 4 the epic photoshoot) they shodul put us in a calendar https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be0cbad3d06b.png #suggestive
biotech research mostly but im also workin on a bunch o personal projects on the side
I'm like 90% certain most earth media has an alternian counterpart
₍^. .^₎⟆ Duh ;3c꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hehfbn ! d!j gchv. !t #nsSfw @synthet!cRevolut!on https://f2.toyhou.sse/f!le/f2-toyhou-se/!magesss/119283596_SUzAuFR59ew83P1.png꠹
W34R1NG @ZOOSM3LLPOOPL4D 'S SH1RT. >:] HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/B9D645C13923.PNG #S3LF13
THIS TRULY IS A BATTLE OF WITS!
ya did it! ya boiled Comedy down to its most basiC Components! ^◡^
ahaHa haHa haHa.
so true
OH BOY HAVE I GOT A CHALLENGE FOR YOU.
Now who just submitted an application saying they are applying for the love of the game and is not requesting any financial compensation
Fascinating.
:33< *the mighty huntress starts moving in closepurr*
>i should talk to my mod guy see if he can add any extras or something
>Oh hell yea, mine just lets me punch assholes even harder
ha ha thank you! i do try to take some pride in them they really complete the otherworldly psychopomp look!
it's a gift that keeps on giving!!
everyone else is posting themselves and they're so so so pretty!! i couldn't miss the chance to join the fun!! uh how do i look? :D #nsfw (artist: j3nny) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/newoutfit.jpeg
When the 4 corners of this cocoon collide You'll slip thru the cracks, hoping that you survive Gather your wit, take a deep look inside: Are you really who they idolize? #topimpafairysprite
Bitches and bitchettes (men), the greatest thing to touch your sorry excuse for a culture has arrived. Offer up your lives and I might be so kind as to not gut you losers on sight. #violence
Its okay, I run out of ideas for conversations all the time. Hope you're doing well, though.
K--<"bruh i am nOot pOosting that shit" OK THEN I WILL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #FUCKUPAHIGHBLOODFRIDAY https://file.garden/advr1gu4eQxRvRDB/folded2.png
i #hatethat
c< taKe as lONg as yOu Need, aNd if yOu waNNa talK Or sOMetHiN, My dMs are OpeN >c
every day now I'm grateful for Troll Dracula Flow
>>>(Sleep) is the microdosing of deaths (We) are forced to take >>>(Peer) pressure of (Our) neurons >>>(Yet) another cullswitch bioengineered into (Us) all long ago... >>>((We)) may only attempt to thwart future attacks >>>(And) live scarred through (Those) (We) endured!..
38/ Just baycause I t)(ink )(umans are cute and deserve coddles doesn't mean I wanna quad wit)( t)(em immediately!
... Am I correctly reading your bio that you're married.
... Yes? Is this where you show enough gumption and follow-through to make a certified pass?
>>>(First) moving target... >>>(Less) likely to retaliate in case of confrontation... >>>(Closer) than expected, made for a clearer shot!.. >>>(Big) fan of night walks #photography https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/gloomweiss.png
₍^. .^₎⟆ Good enough for me to kneed and cuddle꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hell yeah!! ! love pampurr!ng ssad old men!!!!!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Sad old men sSshould def h!t me up! BonusS !f you're touch starved꠹
Listening to it right now and it sounds so fucking good. 100/10 DEFINITELY!!!
Feeling a bit gaga today. https://open.spotify.com/track/4rYLpaNFzt6pkQnrCvVHUw?si=fae32e0a2ad2481f
Transhemoism_is_a_dumb.
need someone old enough to be my dad dude (in his fiffies) hot dilfs are scared of me where are you hunks hiding at #please #spoilme #nsfwe
\\ honestly debating pinning this https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/pinworthy.png
thaankss, sstiill craazy beiing caalled cute ussuaally ii look liike aa 4 eyed losser
(V)(',,')(V) die die DIE!!!!!!! im gonna friggin get e℧hhhh some1 to beat ℧ ℧p probably if ℧ ekep talkin smakk
(V)(',,')(V) daf℧k ℧ pink as f℧k who r ℧ waddaehell LOL
💥💥If yall s3nd m3 stupid stori3s, jok3s, or oth3r id3as to annoy my pitch with i might post a toppl3ss Pic >;3 #nsfw💥💥
GENUINELY..... GENUINELY...... he's horrible like that. very grand in the way he speaks, volume and vocabulary. it's warm and inviting but in a way that makes you feel gross somehow. hashtag i hate gideon godlie ))
I most certainly was. I have the bruises to prove it. Not to worry though, the Lord will show me divine healing! I thank you for your compliments. - Psalm 115:1
How about stones?
Of Course I Am, I'd 8e A Poor Escort If I Wasn't –xoxo
Nothing Like A Hot Shower To Start The Day, Huh? –xoxo [attached Is A Photo Of The Escort's Full 12'5 8ody, Completely Nude, Not Even A Towel, Skin Still Wet As She Glares Down At The Camera, Smiling, One Of Her Hands Tracing Her Gru8 Scars] #nsfw –xoxo
epic rap battles of chittstory Troll Invincible Hype Clips & Cold Moments VS Every Troll Super Mario Starrrrrrr
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა good⁀e(V)ening⁀good⁀e(V)ening! hello! down⁀here! @electricPugilist⁀is⁀helping⁀me⁀with⁀deli(V)eries. be⁀nice⁀to⁀her⁀or⁀i⁀will⁀be⁀mean! wahoo!
Kissed To Gorgeous Girls At #fightnight And I'm Feeling Good –xoxo
✮Y✪u kn✪w what. fine. I g✪t pestered en✪ugh by M✪rika. I am g✪ing t✪ pr✪per sh✪w the p✪ster i g✪t as my little pr✪file image. That way she can st✪p b✪thering me ab✪ut it. S✪ i guess enj✪y the 2nd headliner ✪f Beetl✪ct✪pus Arena #MuscleTheater #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c✪m/files/a11476266b44.png✮
♧ Sounds Like The Central Caverns Are At It Again. ♧
rise n shine ;) #rorogallery #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37ae741d8a2e.png
:33 < i'll make sure mewr not alone even if mew think mew are
:33 < *gooner
☽n⊖t the exact term i'd use but yeah. At least she g⊖t s⊖me p⊖pularity t⊖ help the place. W⊖uld help if she sh⊖wed her face t⊖⊖ but she needs m⊖re c⊖nvincin☾
☽Glad y⊖u liking it. Still trying t⊖ c⊖nvince the g⊖lden child t⊖ d⊖ the same.☾
Vriska defects to the Viltrumites
☽Alrighty, managed t⊖ find the p⊖ster. Let's h⊖pe everythin g⊖es t⊖ plan, filter here just in case. https://cdn.imgchest.c⊖m/files/258be7a11bb3.png #NSFW☾
☽Alright, I'm g⊖nna try t⊖ find it. Maybe I can c⊖nvince g⊖ldie t⊖ d⊖ the same if she isn't t⊖⊖ busy.☾
☽Uh, s⊖ y⊖u can send images in this app thing. If any⊖ne want a glimpse ⊖f pure Muscle Theater Villain, I'm g⊖nna see if i g⊖t any p⊖sters fr⊖m last week laying ar⊖und because I AM N⊖T getting int⊖ gear f⊖r a single little picture when i g⊖t a bunch laying ar⊖und. #MuscleTheater☾
☽Yuuuuuup, best r⊖le in the game. Every⊖ne keeps an eye ⊖n y⊖u and y⊖u get t⊖ d⊖ m⊖re fun stuff.☾
☽i think y⊖u humans call it wrestling☾
c< 4 tHOse atteNdiNg #figHtNigHt aNd 4 everyONe wHO waNts 2 stay away frOM figHt NigHt, we dO Have tHe figHt NigHt #afterparty HOsted by Me! sO, yKNOw, feel free 2 sHOw up aNd driNK yOurself iN2 a cOMa >c
Y3ah, th3 only r3a2on it2 no pow3r2 i2 cau23 not 3v3ryon3 h3r3 i2 and I want it to b3 mor3 or l322 fair for anyon3 that want2 in.
That2 what w3 w3r3 thinking though. Might t32t it out tomorrow and 233 how it go32.
M3 and Calli3 w3r3 con2id3ring doing a pow3r3d brack3t though cau23 thatd b3 fun Ju2t gotta b3 2ur3 w3 don't kill 3ach oth3r
Fight night i2 no pow3r2 3v3n though that on3 lo23r want3d to ch3at and u23 th3m anyway2
Anyon3 wanna com3 by and 2par a littl3 bit lat3r b3for3 Fight Night? G3t a littl3 prim3r going on and 2hit? Won't b3 for a whil3 cau23 I got 2hit to do for a littl3 whil3, buri3d k33p m3aning to hav3 folk2 ov3r and not doing that
tIIktok aII VVoman voIIce goIIn "boIIlIIng my hu2band alIIve IIn oIIl!"
== oh... that was the wrong equation, i see... ==
My part oof trade foor @nicheLarper that i had too base oon like oone selfie and a grub pic 8/ https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/mandie.png
Mor3 fac32 around to 233 thi2 now. Y'all b3tt3r g3t r3ady cau23 im cooking up 2om3thing fir3 a2 fuck. Mor3 d3tail2 2oon, but party p3opl3 and m3tal h3ad2 2hould g3t 3xcit3d. 2oon I will b3 announcing an 3v3nt that I hav3 b33n planning ov3r th3 cour23 of th3 la2t w33k. I dont wanna giv3 away too much but thi2 2hit i2 gonna blow your pan2 right off your top2. N3v3r b3for3 233n 3v3nt, coming 2oon brought to you by your2 truly. Liv3 mu2ic, food, lot2 of drug2 and alcohol, and a pl3thora of good tim32. K33p your 3y3 out for th3 announc3m3nt. You wont wanna mi22 thi2 2hit.
X Oh we’re height posting? Reminder I’m 8’10” tall and weigh 445lbs x
Hon32tly a2 much a2 I wanna rid3 th3 2ad boy tr3nd I lit3rally cant. I dont think th3r32 a 2ad fib3r in my b3ing right now im 2o 2tok3dpill3d
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
Your name is ZABRAK ZEPHOS. After that FUCKED UP GAME you now LIVE IN A PARK. Sort of. Its called THE GARDEN (creative, you know) and your friend KNIGHT lets you stay there for free as long as you dont wreck the place and hivesit the place while hes gone all the time. You have unrestricted access to AS MUCH LIQUOR AS YOU WANT as well as a GYM and A WORKSHOP TO BUILD SHIT IN. Which is perfect because you have an almost obsessive need to WORK OUT all the time and you definitely dont have a DRINKING PROBLEM. Its a solution, obviously. Did you mention that you build BIONICS/CYBERNETICS? Its a hobby you picked up on Alternia when your PSYCHOTIC EX MATESPRIT RIPPED OFF YOUR ARM AND LEG. Where is this Garden??? Who knows. In order to get in and out you had to PRACTICALLY BEG KNIGHT TO SET YOU UP WITH A TELEPORTER so you could come in and out as you please. You dont understand it and you dont want to try to. At least you have a SICK FUCKING GARDEN with a bunch of REALLY COOL FLOWERS and everything you could ever need. You are a purpleblood who managed to avoid ever being indoctrinated into that PSYCHOTIC CLOWN CULT, and while you dont hate clowns youre definitely predisposed to not like them. Even for a purpleblood you are EXCEPTIONALLY STRONG AND STURDY. Most of your life on Alternia was spent working as a CONTRACTED SOLDIER FOR WHOEVER PAID YOU THE MOST. Which would have been awesome and cool and all if you actually gave yourself the time to enjoy the money you made. Not that any of it really mattered. Due to the aforementioned STUPID FUCKED UP GAME, everyone you know or ever knew is dead and you spent several sweeps COMPLETELY ALONE with NOBODY TO INTERACT WITH OR TALK TO, and it might have fucked you up a little bit. Maybe more than a little bit. You also DONT REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. Even after Knight showed up and helped you get out of that NIGHTMARE, you spent a COUPLE MORE SWEEPS with just his crusty old ass to talk to, and even that was extremely infrequent. He isnt a bad dude, hes actually a really good dude, but hes weird and apparently really old. Nice, but weird, and also GONE ALL THE TIME. Recently you stumbled upon something called CHITTR and have gone a little apeshit on the app. Youve met a lot of RAD MOTHERFUCKERS but youre struggling with being a SOCIAL PERSON despite having spend the last EIGHT SWEEPS practically entirely ALONE. You talk REAL BIG on the internet but when comes down to interacting for REAL... YOU KEEP CHICKENING OUT or getting WAY TOO FUCKED UP and failing to function. You want to HANG OUT WITH THE COOL KIDS and PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR, but so far youve just MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF many times in main. In reality you want to have friends again, and you refuse to let anything happen to those friends ever again. Even if it means YOU HAVE TO DIE IN THE PROCESS but hopefully thats just you being dramatic and wont be necessary. Your trolltag is abjectDetermination [AD] and you typ3 with thr332 and two2 in plac3 of S and E. wh3n your3 drunk you t3nd to talk in all low3rca23 and forg3t to u23 punctuation and u have t3rible grammr an 2p3ll 2hit wrong 2mtimes oopp2 https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg (( I dont think I ever wrote one of these for Zabrak ever so heres one for Chittrbrak. Another note, if you see Zabrak on mxrp he isnt the same there as he is here. This is a separate canon cause this Zabrak is definitely more unhinged than MainBrak. I hope its good enough and explains a little about Zabrak and why he is the way he is. This will be the last time you ever see me OOC probably maybe bye forever :) )) #substance #substances #violence #gore?
I dont know if I agr33 with thi2 t32t. http2://i.ibb.co/chzvW2Z1/imag3.png #n2fw?
can't slEEp, sEnd nudEs #nsfw
fuck ok i think bears are quickly becoming my new favorite animals lololol lookit this guy! this is the ideal form fr https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/71/cb/7571cb717c79ed91b3664a58a55c5e88.jpg
heya party people what is UP! im new to chittr but a mate of mine told me its pretty chill lololol howre we doing today? everyone good? everyone hydrated?
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Good! I remember you had me worried for a while there man
lets be real, who wouldnt fuck me?? selfcest is a no brainer with a body this nice. #selfcest #nsfw
#me when I see myself in the mirror!!! #nsfw https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/gripper.gif
Shaw came in and ruined the vibes. #relationship #hatehim https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/tableposing2.png
my bitchass ex husband couldnt fix me and he was a mind player good luck everyone else i'd like to see you try #failhusband
sometimes a girl must pose on a table in a very cute way! https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/tableposing.png
my wife. #mywife
the voices wont shut the fuck up. but it be like that
my fuckin tits hurt #nsfw #tits
X Hammock time, goodday everyone (if any pretty men or women wanna come be my weighted blanket…dm me) x
X I appreciate your help in spreading the word none the less x
X I’m 8’10” of pure sexiness sorry haters it’s just true. #nsfw x
𖢻 Someone Asked For A Pose Since They Were Doing A Gesture Drawing. I Asked For A Photo Just For Fun. 𖢻
𖢻 Hm. I Suppose This Is A Far Too Out Of Date Profile Picture. Should I Use This Image? 𖢻 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1305677538454142996/1487309712985952266/img_1744.png?ex=69c8ac9c&is=69c75b1c&hm=178ac2574566a1ad9e2b3e6456a18dab8b6e3b22eb9826d20ceade3e757131a4&
♤ To Whomever Keeps Putting The Party Hats On The Grubs, Stop Using The Regular Plastic Bands ♤
lOOk. i AInt no thIEf. we just hAppEn to hAvE the sAmE stuff!
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty
haha oh heyyyyy
When your powers emerge. MILFs are actually a hivemind species that graze on wandering thoughts of onlookers, leeching psychic energy passively. Do you think they wore the really short pencil skirt and toyed with the edges by accident? That the visible whale tail and throaty chuckle before adjusting just happened to be in your periphery long enough for a glance? MILFs read minds. And when they mature after may years of wizened dotage, they become functionally unstoppable. Child rearing is almost functionally irrelevant. A misnomer at best. Trolls can be MILFs.
X Mhm so I’m gonna go convert my age to “human years” quickly x
X At what age is one considered a MILF? x
whoever developed sburb should be dipped in tar and put in a pile of breadcrumbs so the seagulls can pick them apart for making the shittiest game in the universe.
evverybody put your pawws up if you had a fun morning i knoww i did heres a little pic of me getting ready just kidding its one of my best equine friends rosalina check out this absolute beauty taking my grub phone and snapping a little #prewworkoutselfie crikey! followw for more fun zoology updates and furry friends! #zoology #man #thehorseishere #horsesrequested #hoovvedfriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8759c41acac5png
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP ⚇
loathe everything and bask in gloom
while round one is being judged heres round 2. name this wizard. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/91/6b/0b/916b0bee7722c9aa156d254498d29aee.jpg
<3-What-do-you-think-the-inside-of-a-snow-globe-tastes-like?
and wwwwe can't forget mmmmake it wwwwit chu
NEWS TO ME. WHAT THE FUCK.
♰ moving some things around... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be06dee7ac49.jpeg ♰
A CLASSIC. THE PERFECT REBUTTAL TO EVANGELION'S DARKER MESSAGES. #MYDRILLISTHEDRILLTHATCREATESTHEHEAVENS
yOOO we were gOing tO the same hiveparty!! XO —with @dynamicFlOwfields ♡ https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/cf92c7691edf.png XO
3833 < One like = One bite on my husband's ass. > #NSFW
EVERYONE. TELL FAVORITE ANIME. NOW.
guys dO yOu think she saw me XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/5ebbc8173dff.png XO
its grEAt. EveryonE has to sEE all of my bUllshIt no mAttEr what. i rEfusE to hAvE it any OthEr way.
>([i am an android built for many purposes. i hope i can get acquainted with you all, and assist whenever necessary.]
Listening to Spotifly 📶 +ttps://i.imgur.com/kP6pupZ.png Murder in my Mind Troll Kord+ell 01:24______•____02:25
X Humans what do you like Like are you guys a bunch of party loving things or are you all collectively lame? x
)(ello )(ello )(ello! It's wonderful to meet you.
OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
adhd meds r hit or misses!!! mine r also a binge eating drug nd so i now alwys forget 2 eat w/o a timr a litle too quirky here god :3
ty, 40mg is hard</333
THE EXACT MEDS IM ON LOL
Https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/b1509c36450dd0b7825d5b6419072478099eef84.png blue Lady! #nsfw #bluelady!
BLOW EM UP INSTEAD!
What's it like? To be able to talk to greatness so readily?
I'm stuck in the catacombs again. How many underground tunnels have cave ins into random burial grounds on alternatia? Sheesh.
=^owo^= its okay we can kiss to make up for it
♧ Even Then, I Thought I Was About To Bite Something For A Moment ♧
♧ I’m Still Mildly Concerned Why I Could Smell The Blood After That ♧
𖢻 I See You’re Having Fun Showing Off 𖢻
ripping my suit off to reveal a tight ass spiderman suit its gooning time #nsfw
> hell yeah, r0b0t st0p has been 0n my playl1sts f0r a b1t n0w
> s0 has any0ne else 0n here played sgrub (sburb?) 0r
vibe with your vibe as you will then!! let me know if that happens though i wanna see if im 2 for 2 on helping people transition.
[Information] I typically play Yamato or The Lasher
or you could be nonbinary? or genderfluid? or just femme presenting masc! many options to consider, cutie.
=^owo^= idk what a wife is but yes lets do it im trying to #useit before i #loseit
THE ZESTUM IS SORTING THROUGH HIS TREAT ROOM, WHAT SHOULD THE ZESTUM HAVE FOR HIS WRIGGLING DAY? A BAG OF CHOCOBEETLE COVERED BERRIES OR SCARY TAFFY?
holy FUCK i lOvE troll king gIzzArd. pEtrodragonIc ApocalypsE is AboUt me i sweAr to god. that AlbUm fucks.
[Update] Gave up on cooking, now I'm queueing troll deadlock. Wish me luck.
oh dude sick art
=^.-.^= s' long as we got Nightcore nothin' will ever destroy our spirits!!! =^.-.^=