Dirk Strider (The twentieth one on this site.)
@timaeusTestifeline
Thanks to the combined efforts of @obvertSoftware and @turntechGodzilla, I've been successfully peer pressured into making an account. Both of you, please give yourselves a round of applause, a pat on the back, and maybe a congratulatory self-fellatio if you're feeling especially proud. Everyone else is invited to use their allotted 5 seconds to gawk in abject confusion at the handle before directing their attention spans back to the refresh button for their next dopamine hit of the day. No thank yous needed; it's just my natural generosity. I'm basically Mother Teresa in this bitch. That is, if Mother Teresa was really more like Edward Norton, though with maybe 2% more of a god complex. Anyway, Roxy's somehow managed to hack into all of my accounts and I've been unsuccessful in permanently changing their handles back, so I guess it's just fucking stuck like that until the bit's gotten old. Going 2 years strong now, and there remains little hope for it to die out. RIP in piss my online dignity, or something. I'm not even going to bother using my old handle for this. It's only a matter of time until I get epically pwned for the hundredth time. And with that, obligatory introduction over. You're all welcome. Peace out.
Ignore my last chitt. The masquerade fucking rocked. Doubt anyone cares, but I was the pompous motherfucker in blue: the Marquis. I would say "looking forward to the next one," but, well. #outglutmasquerade
omg that was u i saw u around but glad u had fun i was paradoxicalpassion aka the passionate
I get we were all in disguise, but I should've been paying way more attention if all my guesses were coming up blank. Sweet fucking guise, though. Hope you were enjoyin' yourself too.
Hey Google, how do I kill myself. #outglutmasquerade #cw-self-harm
THERE ARE NUMEROUS METHODS OF COMMITTING SUICIDE, LIMITED ONLY BY ACCESS TO MATERIALS SUCH AS BLADES, DRUGS ETC., AND YOUR OWN CAPACITY TO PROBLEM SOLVE. ALTERNATIVELY, I COULD TAKE CARE OF IT FOR YOU. ADVISE IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO ELABORATE.
I disagree with the sentiments you should not throw stones in a glass house. Because ultimately, you may be standing in piles of shattered fragments, but you also will have taken someone down with it. Houses can be rebuilt. No matter how fragile the material.
꒰man i was gonna respond to this with some bullshit but this is straight up beautiful꒱
Okay but what if said house is made of a really strong material a bulletproof glass house of sorts.
Yes. It just feels sort of irrelevant and like an entirely different scenario.
This is true but i just had the thought and wanted to share.
Does anyone know if SBURB alchemy can replicate the Men in Black neuralyzers to a T. Asking for a friend.
It's suspicious how the supposed Team "Chud" members have gotten an influx of anonymous confessions within the last few days. Either someone's feeling pitying enough to write a few horny posts or the chuds are losing their chud status as we speak. #nsfw #dashwatching, I guess.
K--<team chud never die
i havent got anything tho im gonna cull mythelf
>except me and NL #truechud
((Having read @zoosmellPooplad's post earlier, I'm now aware that OOC blocks are account wide and not character specific. So uh, if you've ever been blocked by me, then that was me attempting to hide your posts on one of your characters, unaware it blocks ALL of your characters. Whoops. I've since removed some of my more inoffensive blocks.))
(( Yeah, unfortunately that’s the only way to completely hide posts right now. :( there’s been suggestions for a block overhaul to better accommodate everything. I’ve only used OOC block against two (2) accounts.
Unfortunately, I will not be attending the masquerade. I know, it's a shame. You may put away the disappointed frowns now, all none of you. I'm busy as fuck, and will continue to be for probably all of today. Sad times. Try not to have too much fun without me.
ᐖ ᐖIS IS SO SMORT BᑈUZ NOW WHEN U SHOW UP NOBOᐖY GONNA FINK ITS U ᐛ
Yeah totally. This is definitely my plan. Which I am revealing now to reverse psychologize all of you motherfuckers into thinking I wouldn't say my actual plan out loud and am therefore not attending. Yeah.
I am a simple man. I see a card about 9/11 and I go "yeah that's fucking hilarious actually."
i made fucking two of them im so glad you liked them
Wasn't even a custom card or anything. Trollbama just happened to get it. Fucking lol. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5f095d72b893.png
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/fuck%20this.png
do you need a cold one, mr pres
Please.
ON MY WAY !!
I'm seeing a whole lot of talk and none of the appropriate action today. So, as a promotional event to embolden the populace to go out and actually kill that guy, I'm giving a free sword away to anyone who promises to do as much. #cagttl
is this it are we riding into 8attle
> d1d y0u kn0w peregr1ne falc0ns k1ll by st00p1ng (d1v1ng) d0wn at the1r prey at up t0 0ver 200mph and punch1ng the sh1t 0ut 0f them w1th the1r tal0ns? t0tally n0 reas0n why 1 wanted t0 ment10n th1s. anyways a sw0rd s0unds neat 1'll keep y0u p0sted
There's never been a greater cause to die for. And on #yuriday, too.
I would play to this endeavor, but the person you're speaking about has me blocked. It is a shame, really.
you have my claw
I can't even think of an actual reason as to why he would. The fucking kull-farming? Dude already does that well enough on his own.
can i keep the sword even if i make no actual effort to kill the guy? i just want a sword
Yeah, sure. Free swords will also be given out to people who just want sick as fuck weapons too.
hell yes
At many points through man's (and I imagine trollkind's) history have the greatest minds of our generations toiled away at inventing marvels, damn near miracles of technology that our distant forebears would shit themselves at first sight of with their own two hands, only to step back from their creations and wonder if they, if science at its current zenith has gone too far. I sit here, sketching out blueprints and ask myself if sexbots would breach that threshold of technologic regret. Not because it's morally reprehensible or anything, that's still to be determined, but because I am at the point of my life where I'm actively considering it. I'm like the Oppenheimer of sex addicts, and I'm wondering what my Hiroshima will be. #nsfw
have you evr Watched troll deus Machina? i suggest giving it a look before deciding on going through With that Mastr plan
@ my stupid chud moirail whose msgs i may have hacked ;3c https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cb31552b07e.png #nsfw #cw-self-harm
What the fuck.
finally a 6ood post toni6ht!
Hypothetically, what would be the baseline level of independence and critical thought that a robot would need to be considered sentient? Hypothetically.
c< dO yOu Need Help? >c
t+e problem wit+ t+is +ypot+etical is t+at sapient creatures cannot reliable tell t+e difference between a simulation and true feeling a program can simulate t+e idea of sadness or pain because you told it to t+at doesnt mean it experiences t+ose in t+e same way we do unless its biotec+ in w+ic+ case it +as t+e necessary bioc+emistry to know it is at least experiencing sensation
realistically i could create a program to simulate t+e questioning of its existence or could simply fail to code t+at out of it during creation w+at a program says cannot be taken as any form of real communication it simply runs on statistical data of w+at is most likely to be t+e next step in ac+ieving an end goal it was programmed for
That is the main issue at hand, yeah. It's impossible for me to determine what is legitimate sentience or advanced simulation. Obviously, there are fundamental differences between a wetware brain and a computerized one, but it's impossible for me to know where the latter's mimicry ends, and it's own independent experiences begin. This isn't the first time something like this has happened, but there were a few key differences in how, so I'm skeptical on how to approach this. I'll ruminate on it a bit, I suppose.
c< if yOu Need, just asK >c
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I still, and always will, support Trans Rights as well as Trans Wrongs.
Wh★t ★re you doing to support tr★ns wrongs though?
I will now commit as many trans wrongs as possible.
gonna go do more wrongs now
[ >THE WIZARD LOVETH COMMITTING ACTS OF EVIL WRONGDOING. THANKETH THEE FOR THINE SUPPORT, SIR PRESIDENT!_ ]
Another great thing to hear from my Secretary of Defense. Keep it up, Mr. Strider!
I encourage you to look at the other replies.
I AM SO SORRY, MISTER PRESIDENT. I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE 'HATE' BUTTON ON YOUR POST. YES TO TRANS ✓S. YES TO TRANS ✕S. YES TO TRAINWRECKS. YES. OK. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND UNDERSTANDING. I AM A BIG FAN. OK. OK. UHH. UHHH. B,:o(
Every time I look away from this site for two seconds, another wave of derangement has infected its populace with more sickness than 14th century Europe. I'm genuinely impressed. Anyway, all the rabies enjoyers out there, this pandemic's for you, bros.
໒( ̿❍ ᴥ ̿❍)ʋ
Don't look at me like that. I'm a healthy, immunized motherfucker, who doesn't need any extra hydrophobia in his life. I've already got it bad enough, even without a hell disease to painfully prevent me from imbibing any more H20.
oh yeah humans get real fucked up with it huh
oh it fucks you UPPP 8ut we have cures for it eheheh
TIL, I guess. That's actually pretty sick to know. There's my one benefit from the new online pandemic.
knowledge is power !!
For the record. Yes. I am transmasc. Yes, I have massive fucking tits. Yes, my back hurts. No, I’m not getting rid of them. Masculinity and femininity are as much or more mental than they are physical presentations.
Momma is being expected to perform masculinity on the internet again in order to be respected as transmasc. They can eat my goddamn ass for all I care. I am a man as much as I damn well please.
For the record. Yes. I am transmasc. Yes, I have massive fucking tits. Yes, my back hurts. No, I’m not getting rid of them. Masculinity and femininity are as much or more mental than they are physical presentations.
Go hug your mothers and shit. Let them know your grateful ass is actually grateful, 'cause they aren't mind readers.
What in the hell did I miss.
c< creep ass decided 2 sHOw up, we all gaNKed HiM >c
The death of a pest... (^ o ^ ❀)
Quite a lot, apparently. I am electing to say out of this mess.
Quadrant drama. A cueball blowing himself up. And a public social murder. 😲 It was truly a sight!
Oh. Fucking nice, actually. Chittr decided to unite for once in its existence to kick some weirdo to the curb. Never thought I'd see the day.
c< absOlutely, Hell, we Had everyONe frOM all sides Of tHe tiMeliNe sHOw up 2 duNK ON His ass, eveN calibOrN jOiNed iN ON tHe fuN! >c
Think the mess is probably over by now. Dude's account got shuttered.
Thank goodness. I was getting rather bored.