D Strider
@tactlessCamcorder
the only guy who’s won oscars for 2 hours of ceaseless garbage. well. the only one whos done it on purpose anyways
actually dave height check in i need to know how tall you guys are im 5'3 with my geta i need a list now
5' 9"
[[ figure ooc i should show how i make this guy look. dyed hair. perm and everything. dork nerd alpha dave https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488758419539365959/alpha_dave.png?ex=69cdf1d3&is=69cca053&hm=59906be3e626e66ed766d507d0fe3c523405e3d5f8dcb933c7d962a2918bea83&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569 ]]
actually once for a protest i showed up at a met gala in the emperors new clothes lmao that was a fucking era
its awesome how well dressed other versions of me are lmao. my ass has always been a sonic shirt, harem pants, cardigan and geta. never got the point of being a director if you cant walk around dressing like an eclectic freak
Eh, clothes are just for appearances, I'd make press appearances in my boxers the same way I ate cereal out of the box in a four-piece suit
i getcha, i just always thought the fun part of being a director and not an actor is it usually doesnt matter what the fuck you wear lmao. but there were some press i dressed the fuck up on especially early on? i just try and make them also ironic as fuck because. branding. you look cool as hell dude i wish i carried that much swagger
the d in wordle stands for d strider btw #truefact
Yes, water is quite a normal thing to enjoy. Water is wonderful
best a the elements by far and it aint evven close
its kinda funny seeing all the other daves with shades because i only wore mine because they were perscription and my other ones broke and then it accidentally became part of my brand. i still wear like normal glasses now
that is fucking chill i just wear them cause light burns my eyes
life is awesome and so is my garden #garden
I WILL TIE YOU TO THE ECOTERRORISM CUCK CHAIR AND FORCE YOU TO WITNESS AS I DEPOSIT VARIOUS OVERDEVELOPED INSECTS INTO HIS GARDEN
bro 2ick what u got in ur gard3n right now?
mostly veggies haha. i mean i have a weed garden too but my core garden is like carrots, strawberries, tomatos, cabbage, the likes. i also planted grapes lately even if thatll take a few years. its a community garden i set up so im hoping people take what they need and use any plots if they want to
v3ggi32 ar3 rad i might hav3 to join u on that plant 2om3 tomato32 and 2hit
shoutout when people become women
true true TRUE! 🏳️⚧️ #womenPosting mew~ 💖✨
sometimes you meet your alternate selfs brother and hes hyper aggressive and violent and youre kinda in charge of having to kill him if he cant live peacefully in society because youre the only one whod be able to do it and then you sit on his chest for pressure therapy and then a few years pass and then she becomes a beautiful woman and i think thats beautiful
anyone can change if given the time and opportunities. but not everyone is willing to. still worth being kind when you can, but not a pushover either. those are my words today.
wild thinking about all the hard drugs i took in hollywood haha addiction is a bitch. now i just got my weed garden and everything is beautiful. i wa taking coke at like 8 years old back in the day and here i am a grown ass dude whos clean. hella #substances #substanceabuse #addiction #healing
she piss on my gate till im controversial #nsfw #pissgate
are you gonna drop some bars about this? :o
i miss directing sometimes i was kind of a bossy annoying bitch about it but god when everyone finally make things work how youw ant them to its so nice. i really keep thinking about making another movie. but i only made one non sbahj film and that shit bombed so i dunno i feel kinda scorned about being rusty and starting with like a drama or a kids movie or anything
another day waking up loving being alive and the human condition and believing that everyone has the strength to care for other people if they only try
thank you this chitt turned me from evil to good
fuck y0u, this chitt turned me fr0m g00d t0 evil.
a classic #dcore post and i fuckin love to see it
giving a hot younger version of yourself head is kind of awesome i highly reccomend it haha #nsfw
so what makes something core haha. like #humancore and #lovecore and #selfcarecore
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
this is the first thing i see on your page and yknow, im here for this elite ball knowledge
everyone should be allowed to kiss versions of themself
JESUS CHRIST RECHITTED???????????????
im too bias towards dirks lmao. even the ones people say are bad i just like too much cuz thats my kid
Glad to hear at least someone is getting a kick out of all of the Dirks.