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the only guy who’s won oscars for 2 hours of ceaseless garbage. well. the only one whos done it on purpose anyways

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[[i should pin his ref with a link that wont expire lol. so here. Alpha Dave my man in his 40's.]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/422f08427778.png

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i wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for sonic honestly he gave me so much hope during dark times

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thats deep, bro....

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everything will be alright

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god i wish i’ve done a lot of cool shit but i’m nowhere near as impressive as him

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here’s your reminder to stretch today if you haven’t

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babies be crying #fact

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#truth

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might do something crazy like spread joy or love even

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Don't you fucking dare.

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can’t help myself has anyone told today that you you’re really awesome and your friends care about you a lot btw

Hang on I think I'm gonna be sick.

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oh fuck not again

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dumb thing to say but man does it feel nice to make people happy

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i've been begging people to see the light on this one forever it's SO fun!!!

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love ,frinds 🐴🎀😁💕💕💕

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i love all of my kids

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being called ‘alpha’ dave still makes me laugh haha i know it’s a timeline thing or something but i am not the guy i would call alpha

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defos a timeline thing for sure, ain't none of us alpha core by modern definitions lol

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getting a second chance at life is something i won’t stop being grateful for and so i have no urge to resist death when it comes for me again the afterlife taught me a lot and i don’t really fear it anymore

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Second? And here I am, still on the last legs of my first.

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damn we can chat if you ever want to about all of it or yeah but like i died for a long ass time ha really my age is probably inaccurate because i did not count bubble time it was too hard to track and maybe didn’t exist

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@tiresianThaumaturge[TT]

Fifty, plus NaN. Interesting. I'm still in 2020. I already know I don't make it to 2030, though I'd rather not know the year. ... Am I present, in your "second chance?"

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mm you took a long ass time to find but yeah i was alive a few years before you got to be but luckily you are you even gave my roommate therapy haha

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Haha. I'm... I'm glad. You're on the reward planet, right? With all the players?

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yeah pretty much

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That gives me a lot of hope. Thanks, Strider.

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i try my best lalonde

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what a good day

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still thinking about my one attempt at a serious movie and how hard it flopped in the box office dirk tells me he loved it though and that he thinks it was just ahead of its time haha so that helps

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*I* thought it was alright, too. Is my opinion worth so much less?

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nah but you’re also really hard to read so when you say you think something is alright it could mean a lot of things

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@tiresianThaumaturge[TT]

Fair enough. I enjoyed it, genuinely. Some of the cinematography was hard to take seriously, but it was earnest and told its story well.

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@tactlessCamcorder[TC]

the day i don’t accidentally father a stranger is the day i die a second time lmao

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Careful or we may make it a third.

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okay well you need to do it the second time before third do you need counting help or

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I am telling you something vitally important.

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ok can you tell me it way clearer

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I could. But I will not.

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ok well when i die i die ha i don’t have any hangups

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This is a good mentality.

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if people ever need to talk btw i’m here advice or venting whatever you need I’m a helping hand

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never met a dirk i could dislike to be honest that’s my kid man no matter what version of him it’s my kid man

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this motherfucker real as uh. a big mac or something idk

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going for walks and putting your phone away and drinking water and eating good food and sleeping well is as important as people say which is annoying huh exercise makes you feel better and its worth trying if you can bring yourself to

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It's shocking, isn't it? Who would have guessed that we as animals prefer it when our physical needs are met.

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honestly the worst part about being miserable is realizing its easier than you think to make things better it makes you think the suffering wasnt worth it but it was worth it if you learn how to move past it in my opinion

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people can get annoyed by all my advice and preaching and i get that haha but i have a lot to say i guess

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you are never as alone as you feel you are but you have to make an effort to leave the cave and see more than shadows

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think that a lot of folks talk about how they can’t find community spaces around them that they could find if they actually looked there’s probably people trying to make communities around you you have to try to find them though and that’s the hard part

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I Liked This Mostly Because Of The Content Of The Chit, And Only Partially Because I Love Sonic.

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honestly i respect the honesty i also respect loving sonic because youll never guess how i feel about the guy

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[-- timaeusTestifeline [TT] uploaded an image file. --] [-- timaeusTestifeline [TT] uploaded 13 more image files. --] [It's a garbled mess of glitchy photos. There's not much actually discernible here, save for the scant few shots showcasing a sink and a marbled floor, depicting the scene of a bathroom. At least, that's what it looks like, from what little is perceptible through the seemingly broken camera.] [-- timaeusTesitifeline [TT] uploaded an audio file. --] [-- timaeusTestifeline [TT] uploaded 4 more audio files.] [It's nothing but grating static, loud enough to hurt the ears.] [-- timaeusTestifeline [TT] uploaded a text file. --] [Frankly, I'm not sure how to start this. Especially considering this is probably way outta left field. But shit, I built up the nerve to write this whole sappy soliloquy, I might as well try and get it out at an opportune time. With that said, I'm not sure if this'll ever even leave my PC. But, whatever. If you end up actually seeing this, @tactlessCamcorder, this is for you. Logically, I know you aren't my real bro. That one died before I could ever get to know him outside of the looped tapes and faded writing he left for me. (Probably better to remove this section.) And you've got your own Dirk to look after. Your own family, the whole shebang. But even with that in mind, you've always treated me like one of your own. Sat down and listened to all my bitching like it was the most important shit in the world. (Don't include this in a letter, you jackass.) Gave me a heaping helping of your patented parental advice if I ever even hinted at having a problem. All with the patience of a goddamn saint, and all the warmth of a heated blanket on a winter night. Before I knew you, *actually* knew you, all I had was the impression of that warmth. Left by those pre-recorded tapes and movies I've watched a hundred times by now. And I've always wondered if I'd be up to snuff if I ever met you, any version of you, for the first time. If you would actually care in all -- in any of -- the ways I've fantasized. I realize now that it was stupid to ever think otherwise. You care. Genuinely, actually care. Anyone could tell from a mile away, but I've never really reciprocated that self-same compassion you've always had in spades for me. So, that's why I'm writing this. To let you know. That I appreciate you, I mean. That I appreciate everything you've done for me, every word you've spared for me. All of it, I'm grateful. You may not be my "real" bro, but to me? You're all that and more. And that's all a guy like me could ever ask for. Hell, a decade ago, I never thought I'd even have the one, but I'm fortunate enough to have two. You and Dave. (Put all this above the last sentence, maybe? With some rewriting.) Happy Father's Day, D. Probably a late Father's Day by the time I actually send this out, but it's the thought that counts, or something. Anyway, that's the end of this. Feel free to start gagging at all the saccharine sentiment I vomited the fuck out. I know this is all weird as hell coming from me, but...I wanted to get this out of my system. That's about the least I can do, after everything you've done for me. Love you, man. You know I do. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Dirk out. (<== Delete this later. You're not funny.)]

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aw i love you kid seems like maybe you didnt mean to lost this but i love you like my own kid and i will always be here for you let’s meet up soon, yeah? we should catch up. i’d be really happy to have the chance.

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Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'd like that. It's been a good bit, and it's actually been on my mind, so...whenever you're available, I'd like to see you again.