D Strider
@tactlessCamcorder
the only guy who’s won oscars for 2 hours of ceaseless garbage. well. the only one whos done it on purpose anyways he/him with dms always open to talk
@turntechgodbird psst hey des
why am i being psst at
oh whats up
yea the weeks happening for sure without or without my consent miss you too
sure
it isnt easy being the #1 fan of roses dirks and roxys but someone has to do it
(i’m lying it’s actually really easy to love them)
How do you end arguments in your house? I use Monopoly.
mostly open communication
baby said her first word and instead of my name or dada or even mari it was fucking “lenny” @turntechgodbird my babys first word is your baby
no damn way
thats insane i thought her first word was gonna be a swear
hes not hes a lot better but also how is his name her first word
hes pretty great yea
some people really struggle to wrap their heads around the fact i don’t listen to music haha
do you read books? :O i dont..
well whats your favorite? i like science 102. just every science book actually. but can i recall any of it??? nah..
wow.. never heard of it!! sounds cool whats it about??
i mean the title sort of gives it away haha the last unicorn going off to learn what happened to the others
wait... I THINK I SAW THE MOVIE!!! :O it has a scary witch (wow, ironic..) right???
Sigh, my brain is doing to much thinking again, Bro bot. Bring me 20 bud lights, lil cal and a pack of cigarettes, it's gonna be a long fucking day. #substance #lilcalistheman
could also have a pizza and a good movie
True, but what can I say? I have substance problems like any good dirk.
yeah just reminding you you have options i don’t mean to preach out of nowhere on your post haha i know i can’t judge just hoping you take care of yourself
my sibling pile just keeps getting taller and i plan on letting it
>> what doeડ that mean
i meet someone they become my kid or my sibling via relying on me and being given a kind space repeat process
:P
:)
[WINNER, WINNER, WINNER] <[SURVEY TIME! How do you pretend to like your COWORKERS.]
retired now but honestly i would tell myself a lie about them in my head to make me empathize with them like oh that executive may be rude and denying my funding but his childhood dog just passed and he has a migraine so i should have some patience even if it isnt true it helped me stay levelheaded and nice more often
im so freakin happy i could die!!! :D #jollyposting #alsoagreendayreference!!!
you better not die or who will i be happy alongside haha