D Strider
@tactlessCamcorder
the only guy who’s won oscars for 2 hours of ceaseless garbage. well. the only one whos done it on purpose anyways
actually dave height check in i need to know how tall you guys are im 5'3 with my geta i need a list now
[[ figure ooc i should show how i make this guy look. dyed hair. perm and everything. dork nerd alpha dave https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488758419539365959/alpha_dave.png?ex=69cdf1d3&is=69cca053&hm=59906be3e626e66ed766d507d0fe3c523405e3d5f8dcb933c7d962a2918bea83&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569 ]]
actually once for a protest i showed up at a met gala in the emperors new clothes lmao that was a fucking era
its awesome how well dressed other versions of me are lmao. my ass has always been a sonic shirt, harem pants, cardigan and geta. never got the point of being a director if you cant walk around dressing like an eclectic freak
Eh, clothes are just for appearances, I'd make press appearances in my boxers the same way I ate cereal out of the box in a four-piece suit
i getcha, i just always thought the fun part of being a director and not an actor is it usually doesnt matter what the fuck you wear lmao. but there were some press i dressed the fuck up on especially early on? i just try and make them also ironic as fuck because. branding. you look cool as hell dude i wish i carried that much swagger
the d in wordle stands for d strider btw #truefact
Yes, water is quite a normal thing to enjoy. Water is wonderful
best a the elements by far and it aint evven close
its kinda funny seeing all the other daves with shades because i only wore mine because they were perscription and my other ones broke and then it accidentally became part of my brand. i still wear like normal glasses now
that is fucking chill i just wear them cause light burns my eyes
life is awesome and so is my garden #garden
I WILL TIE YOU TO THE ECOTERRORISM CUCK CHAIR AND FORCE YOU TO WITNESS AS I DEPOSIT VARIOUS OVERDEVELOPED INSECTS INTO HIS GARDEN
bro 2ick what u got in ur gard3n right now?
mostly veggies haha. i mean i have a weed garden too but my core garden is like carrots, strawberries, tomatos, cabbage, the likes. i also planted grapes lately even if thatll take a few years. its a community garden i set up so im hoping people take what they need and use any plots if they want to
v3ggi32 ar3 rad i might hav3 to join u on that plant 2om3 tomato32 and 2hit
shoutout when people become women
true true TRUE! 🏳️⚧️ #womenPosting mew~ 💖✨
sometimes you meet your alternate selfs brother and hes hyper aggressive and violent and youre kinda in charge of having to kill him if he cant live peacefully in society because youre the only one whod be able to do it and then you sit on his chest for pressure therapy and then a few years pass and then she becomes a beautiful woman and i think thats beautiful
anyone can change if given the time and opportunities. but not everyone is willing to. still worth being kind when you can, but not a pushover either. those are my words today.
wild thinking about all the hard drugs i took in hollywood haha addiction is a bitch. now i just got my weed garden and everything is beautiful. i wa taking coke at like 8 years old back in the day and here i am a grown ass dude whos clean. hella #substances #substanceabuse #addiction #healing
i miss directing sometimes i was kind of a bossy annoying bitch about it but god when everyone finally make things work how youw ant them to its so nice. i really keep thinking about making another movie. but i only made one non sbahj film and that shit bombed so i dunno i feel kinda scorned about being rusty and starting with like a drama or a kids movie or anything
another day waking up loving being alive and the human condition and believing that everyone has the strength to care for other people if they only try
thank you this chitt turned me from evil to good
fuck y0u, this chitt turned me fr0m g00d t0 evil.
a classic #dcore post and i fuckin love to see it
giving a hot younger version of yourself head is kind of awesome i highly reccomend it haha #nsfw
so what makes something core haha. like #humancore and #lovecore and #selfcarecore
everyone should be allowed to kiss versions of themself
JESUS CHRIST RECHITTED???????????????
im too bias towards dirks lmao. even the ones people say are bad i just like too much cuz thats my kid
Glad to hear at least someone is getting a kick out of all of the Dirks.
i do actually still do some ghsotwriting on earth c though. make some scripts for people. wish i could direct them myself but getting back into that lifestyle feels sort of exhausting especially when i have family here now. not leaving dirk after i finally got to meet him, even if he is a grown ass dude.
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haha i kind of have on a metaphorical level? like the movie had a ghost in it but it was more someone being haunted by being unable to move on and personifying coincidences into believing it has to be them because the idea that their partner was just gone forever was impossible for them to believe in, until it literally took over their life. it was cool
being famous and then not being famous anymore is crazy because i can just walk around earth c and literally nobody gives a fuck
Ahem!! What i mean to say is oh mister strider your flicks were of a foremost type of geniusry and few modern day movie makers could dare to rival your creative influence and gusto.
haha well shit thank you dude, means a lot. but i also get why people aint super rockin with them now? i mean they kinda needed a lot of political context for the deeper messages to shine through, and with the state of everything it makes sense why they arent super well loved these days. im kinda more than happy letting them down to rest they did what hey had to do. that said i do think they have some good jokes and ideas in there. i kinda miss making movies ha
haha i appreciate it man, dirk has given me enough money to be comfortable so its not really about money its more that i worry about getting sucked back into old habits. and like.. i have family here now you know? i dont want everything to fall apart without me or something. so ive just kinda been writing scripts in my free time. new genres and things
haha i mean either way if i did make one it probably wouldnt be another sbahj movie sorry to dissapoint
What a fat load of bullbunk you have the perfect opportunity for a send off to the community and youre over here dogging the whole shebang! What the heck!! What happens when sweet bro falls off his horse onto that tall stake and jeff has to cool his wounds with a sack of peas! No one knows!
i think sbahj was important to me as part of a revolution. they had a purpose and a job and that was to fight the batterwitchs propahanda. im just not sure if i could make another one when they practically were my whole life for so long. i guess i just dont know what good a reason i would really have to bring them back