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I th-o-o-ught y-o-o-u were S-o-o-nic f-o-o-r real f-o-o-r a quick and beautiful sec-o-o-nd..
Hi
then damn guess you gotta touch itchy flowers my bad for doubting you
yea ok go for it
i've been begging people to see the light on this one forever it's SO fun!!!
well ig it doesnt make everyone itchy anyway man
That gives me a lot of hope. Thanks, Strider.
you made my week man
defos a timeline thing for sure, ain't none of us alpha core by modern definitions lol
fun fact theyll make you itchy if you touch them
wasp #wasp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f438b60ad384.jpeg
Second? And here I am, still on the last legs of my first.
I will admit, your ability to embed messages just subtle enough that superfans managed to piece it together while staying under )(er radar is impressive. I just made my book metaphysically unbannable and not all that subtle.
*I* thought it was alright, too. Is my opinion worth so much less?
im crying tears of joy this is the best day of my life
theyre pieces of shit thats what makes them so amazing
oh my fucking god hes the best director ever
i watched the movies theyre fucking masterpieces how are you such an amazing artist
It's shocking, isn't it? Who would have guessed that we as animals prefer it when our physical needs are met.
holy fuck
((called it before looking at the post fuck yeah))
I Liked This Mostly Because Of The Content Of The Chit, And Only Partially Because I Love Sonic.
lotta people are really afraid to just, initiate stuff. you gotta be willing to hear no and look a little silly on occasion if you want people to consider including you.
Shades got smashed to shit. The hell did that thing spit out while I was getting my ablutions on?
[-- timaeusTestifeline [TT] uploaded an image file. --] [-- timaeusTestifeline [TT] uploaded 13 more image files. --] [It's a garbled mess of glitchy photos. There's not much actually discernible here, save for the scant few shots showcasing a sink and a marbled floor, depicting the scene of a bathroom. At least, that's what it looks like, from what little is perceptible through the seemingly broken camera.] [-- timaeusTesitifeline [TT] uploaded an audio file. --] [-- timaeusTestifeline [TT] uploaded 4 more audio files.] [It's nothing but grating static, loud enough to hurt the ears.] [-- timaeusTestifeline [TT] uploaded a text file. --] [Frankly, I'm not sure how to start this. Especially considering this is probably way outta left field. But shit, I built up the nerve to write this whole sappy soliloquy, I might as well try and get it out at an opportune time. With that said, I'm not sure if this'll ever even leave my PC. But, whatever. If you end up actually seeing this, @tactlessCamcorder, this is for you. Logically, I know you aren't my real bro. That one died before I could ever get to know him outside of the looped tapes and faded writing he left for me. (Probably better to remove this section.) And you've got your own Dirk to look after. Your own family, the whole shebang. But even with that in mind, you've always treated me like one of your own. Sat down and listened to all my bitching like it was the most important shit in the world. (Don't include this in a letter, you jackass.) Gave me a heaping helping of your patented parental advice if I ever even hinted at having a problem. All with the patience of a goddamn saint, and all the warmth of a heated blanket on a winter night. Before I knew you, *actually* knew you, all I had was the impression of that warmth. Left by those pre-recorded tapes and movies I've watched a hundred times by now. And I've always wondered if I'd be up to snuff if I ever met you, any version of you, for the first time. If you would actually care in all -- in any of -- the ways I've fantasized. I realize now that it was stupid to ever think otherwise. You care. Genuinely, actually care. Anyone could tell from a mile away, but I've never really reciprocated that self-same compassion you've always had in spades for me. So, that's why I'm writing this. To let you know. That I appreciate you, I mean. That I appreciate everything you've done for me, every word you've spared for me. All of it, I'm grateful. You may not be my "real" bro, but to me? You're all that and more. And that's all a guy like me could ever ask for. Hell, a decade ago, I never thought I'd even have the one, but I'm fortunate enough to have two. You and Dave. (Put all this above the last sentence, maybe? With some rewriting.) Happy Father's Day, D. Probably a late Father's Day by the time I actually send this out, but it's the thought that counts, or something. Anyway, that's the end of this. Feel free to start gagging at all the saccharine sentiment I vomited the fuck out. I know this is all weird as hell coming from me, but...I wanted to get this out of my system. That's about the least I can do, after everything you've done for me. Love you, man. You know I do. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Dirk out. (<== Delete this later. You're not funny.)]
fuck yes. spectacular. superb. thank you
hey. whatd you name your chickens i have to know
deep breaths. youu made it to today
ok just needed to confirm
... ok yea
accidentally dropped a glass god dammit now theres shards of glass everywhere and some no longer preserved crushed bugs on the floor the bug thing is worse than needing to clean up glass my fucking hercules beetle
do you
I wish to be taamed in this waay
I need somebody to lie on me, not in aa cute waay, simply to press me into the ground
quak
YEAH SURE WHY NOT, NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO.
thursday cant come soon enough (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #jakedirk, #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #imcoming, rankmaid arisen, archive rating: G)
hell fuckin yeah
i also love sonic the hedgehog lets be friends now
samesies! sonic is still so cool to me even to this day. a lot of people give him flak because of sega's direction but hes just, hes still so cool
nature is wonderful!
you dont have to do that
*HUMANITY *ONE STUPID FUCKING PHONE —EMBER💥
UGH. OKAY. ILL GIVE HUMANITU INE THING: THEY SURE KNOW HOW TO TAKE A BEATING AND GET BACK UP AGAIN. THEIR RESILIENCE IS THE ONE THING ABOUT MY HUMANITY THAT I RESPECT. —EMBER💥
"do it scared" being scared isnt the problem im just not doing all that
:33 < tucks mew in
i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
Have you seen the Striders lately.
Both as in..?
world evil
its not the same though
started raining outta nowhere so no more basking which sucks
(( ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE ONCE YOU NOTICE IT YOU CAN'T STOP NOTICING IT!!!! IT INFURIATES
yes, i am autistic, how did you know? *bone collection bone collection bone collection*
no thats so real, actually. like yeah whatever you dont want kids? that is your choice. but maybe dont do that to someone who wanted kids and couldnt have them? or even just a political thing that caused no one to be allowed to. thats just so disrespectful
ew? thats so disgusting! im so sorry that they felt the need to say something like that :(
... I think i would pull my back out.
hell yea id love that
id be a fucking fantastic malewife if i knew how to cook
yyeehbsssssssss
no clue where everyone is going to be but i do love being included so ill consider being there
think youre so aware of how few things i usually do ill come over later and maybe bring lenny if you want
yea ok when
should paint my talons again but ive never done it myself
So, there arrrre two of us... That means double the hedgehog catching powerrrrrr! I'll have to give my alterrnate self a prrromotion!
ON A NOTE UNRELATED TO MY PLANS, MY HYPOTHESIS OF THIS WEBSITE CONNECTING DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS AND TIMELINES SEEMS TO BE CORRECT. ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION APPEARS TO HAVE CREATED AN ACCOUNT ON HERE. HE APPEARS TO NOT HAVE HORNS, AND A DIFFERENT COMPLEXION, SO HE IS CLEARLY A "HUMAN".
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my entire page this morning is just other mes finally some good content
:/
its a weird fucking feeling man knowing we were doing the same fucking thing while they were still literal babies and fetuses
fucked up you think i dont take care of my wings
poking at the mold between the cracks in the walls while they do shots off each other like they won't reach 30
i do dont be rude
what the hell i just get scolded for my wings half of the time when i run into her :/
I appreciate your regards.
my mom...
i know right? here I am staring at a plate of eggs and everyone else is partying the night away
Hm, that's a wonderful idea. I'll see if anyone's attempted such a thing here in my city. It's very concrete jungle here, but it's not impossible.
I understand completely.
Ah, lovely combination. Good weather for gardening right now. I can only keep a couple of pots by my window in my apartment.
Ayyy m3 too dud3 word up
currently scouting two boys you dont have to be human but human boys willing to apply get first priority must be able to attend my party at my hive once it gets repaired must be willing to kiss and touch each other in view of all other party goers i can pay for this obviously we are just looking for two boys or masc aligned individuals ready to help a room full of a crowd fujo and fudan out arigatou (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, #nsfw, party planning, inquire below, archive rating: M)
chicken city
I FUCKING LOVE RENT.
mid going to peck me cause i was holding a worm
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ef389be08731.jpeg
everyone talking about eggs just makes me think about how i crushed the egg with my kid in it and obviously hes fine now but eugh
sometimes being a bird isnt so bad cause i can say some shit easier in caws n other birdly sounds
ok guess im facing the consequences of looking and sounding like a dude today
Everyone Says They Will " Bounce On It Crazy Style " And Yet Your Desperation Suggests That You Have Never Even " Bounced On It Regular Style ". #nsfw
5' 9"
Eh, clothes are just for appearances, I'd make press appearances in my boxers the same way I ate cereal out of the box in a four-piece suit
my beautiful mind knows everything
Is There A Way To Remove The D?
best a the elements by far and it aint evven close
Yes, water is quite a normal thing to enjoy. Water is wonderful
:33< hell yeah apurrjuice is the best juice out of all of em <>
i am not doing this again
someone please shake their fat ass while i bounce pennies off it #nsfw
:33< heyyyyy! :33< mew efur figmewre out the code fur apurr juice? :33< its slormp! :33< isnt that fun as hell? :33< <> mew s33
v3ggi32 ar3 rad i might hav3 to join u on that plant 2om3 tomato32 and 2hit
garffield hes also orange
fir3 a2f i mo2tly ju2t got a bunch of cool flow3r2 in min3
bro 2ick what u got in ur gard3n right now?
ha woah this guy wants to tie me down dont be #freaky with it
:33< clawment below and ill do my best to furlirt with mew :33< quadrent of my choice btw
Upd@te On The Mi77ipede $itu@tion: $he H@$ Been Co77ected @nd I$ Now T@king @ Ro@d Trip To 7ive With @n Entomo7ogi$t Friend I$h Per$on. Y@y!
wrong id never let that happen to his garden id eat it
woah
oh no i fly like a bitch
it just startled me
because of his greed?
true true TRUE! 🏳️⚧️ #womenPosting mew~ 💖✨
tiny bugs ok and thanks
figured out im a woman so anyway whats everyones favorite #worm or #bug
not everyone gets it the way i do
she piss on my gate till im controversial #nsfw #pissgate
a classic #dcore post and i fuckin love to see it
fuck y0u, this chitt turned me fr0m g00d t0 evil.
thank you this chitt turned me from evil to good
dudes just be named jeremy just like that no questions asked like ok jerbear
yea man youre #specialcore and #kindcore
thats beautiful you should make more #dcore
sometimes #selfcest opens the wonderful gates to #hopecore
the world is #awesome
my bad i was being egotistical for fun haha remembering you by the thread i snatched from your cardigan for starters. that and the hard-on from your chitts #nsfw
you dont also remember me by the singular piece of hair i left on your shirt??
put something there for you to remember me by always
and other places too im sure
fucked up i cant like something more than once
dm me man i cant just leave you hanging
ha free later
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
Glad to hear at least someone is getting a kick out of all of the Dirks.
Stwaight up pondewing it And by "it", wet's just say My owb
What a fat load of bullbunk you have the perfect opportunity for a send off to the community and youre over here dogging the whole shebang! What the heck!! What happens when sweet bro falls off his horse onto that tall stake and jeff has to cool his wounds with a sack of peas! No one knows!
WHAT.
Bro i will bankroll you what do you need from me.
Hellx Chittr user tactlessCamcxrder!!! Have yxu cxnsidered taking up ghxst writing as in writing abxut ghxsts????????? Much tx think abxut!!!
Ahem!! What i mean to say is oh mister strider your flicks were of a foremost type of geniusry and few modern day movie makers could dare to rival your creative influence and gusto.
I CARE.
its always soooo funny to me that youre short when we were kids i always thought youd be so much taller than me but now look at us! :D
i agree
I could not agree more!
haha gay
WHY ARE YOU DISCRIMINATING WOMAN LIKE THAT? HIT EVERYBODY
solution is to not have a job
i should youre so right
oh shit boyfriend on here now i gotta be extra normal someone give me tips
D4MN DUD3 SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS OF 4 COOL DR4GON
SK1LL 1SSU3. B3FR13ND TH3 DR4GON
Hellx chittr user tactlessCamcxrder!!! Yxu fxught the Empress and are still arxund tx tell the tale???!!! Impressive!!! Perhaps yxu can assist the revxlutixnaries!!! X))) Yes!!! She is an underhanded tactician!!! This is unfxrtunately true :(((
cONSIDER, iF YOU STILL HAVE ONE, gIVING YOUR LUSUS A HUG, iF YOU STILL HAVE, a GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM, tONIGHT!
I'd rather not have the competition though -Sent from my Paul
Well sure, if you count fictional guys. Absolute pinnacle of the concept. Something to strive for. Personally I think I'm the best guy who's real though -Sent from my Paul
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Oh hell yes. Sweet new features for me to get my digital hands on.
im so hungry i could eat a rich bloke.....
<] I THINK WE SHOULD THROW ROCKS AT RICH PEOPLE[>
shit dont turn 30+ its true what they fucking say about the hangovers like shit i miss the good old days when you could do 17 lines and 22 shots and 9 bumpbs and 4 addies and 3 cans of four loko and a 1/4 of a candy bar and wake up the next day like nothing fucking happened #substance
stop calling me a dilf in my dms. freaks.
I know the feeling.
gay in what way
are your haters in the room with us right now
SBAHJIFY YOUR LIFE.