Dirk Strider (The twentieth one on this site.)
@timaeusTestifeline
c< .... i 4 ONe, quite liKe tHe HOrrOrterrOrs, actually! >c
You do realize that's exactly how they manipulate you, right? Yeah, the big space hentai (#nsfw, fuck) gods have got all your best interests in mind, and absolutely won't take advantage of you whatsoever when you ever need to contact 'em for some eldritch assistance.
c< OH, absOlutely, i KNOw tHey waNNa taKe advaNtage Of Me, everyONe dOes 2 sOMe exteNt, at least, MOst peOple dO, eveN if its just 4 tHe saKe Of free bOOze Or wHatever, rigHt? >c
A pessimistic view of things, but I don't think it's an entirely incorrect one, yeah.
...that mi6ht be the most ConCernin' follow i've had sinCe that latex murderClown nun followed me. m'sure that won't worry me to sleep. o︵o
(\ /) ...i think i'm starting to catch on to a pattern, then.
Looks like it. Check his following count. It's at a whopping 1,204 last I checked.
T)(is pailing season, if you findeed are on a version of Beforus experiencing pailing season rig)(t now, I would also like to remind you t)(at culled trolls are NOT R-EQUIR-ED, and in some cases W)(OLLY IN---ELIGIBL---E for pail contributions! You poor t)(ings )(ave so muc)( trouble in your lives as it is, we wouldn't want you to )(urt yourselves attempting to fornicate!!! If YOU are a troll current-ly undergoing culling, w)(y not kick back and reelax for a w)(ile? T)(e rest of us can take on t)(e difficult task of adding to t)(e gene pool finstead! <3 #NSFW #PailingSeason
...oh that's sli6htly more troublin6. i mean, ain't my world, ain't my business, but *damn.*
CULL1NG H3R3 41N'7 7H3 54M3 45 CULL1NG 1N 07H3R PL4C35 50 D0N'7 W0RRY 700 MUCH
No, yeah, thinly-veiled eugenics and a ruler with a mother hen complex so hard it permanently blueballs a lowblood's sex life are all hallmarks of a perfectly unconcerning society.
(\ /) ...bluh. i really need to sort that out about the audio messages bug for me. in any case, i did have fun during the masquerade! i'm afraid i'll remain a little quiet about my costume for the event for now, but i don't mind being inquired about in dms or by the next light.
Oh, I've got an inquiry alright. One sec.
Ignore my last chitt. The masquerade fucking rocked. Doubt anyone cares, but I was the pompous motherfucker in blue: the Marquis. I would say "looking forward to the next one," but, well. #outglutmasquerade
omg that was u i saw u around but glad u had fun i was paradoxicalpassion aka the passionate
I get we were all in disguise, but I should've been paying way more attention if all my guesses were coming up blank. Sweet fucking guise, though. Hope you were enjoyin' yourself too.
Ah~ I was the Roue.
[⚙︎ Oh my God that was you? Had me foo|ed. Were you faking getting wasted? ⚙︎]
Oh, no, that was very real. I am still rather wasted as we speak. #substances Mm~
I'm not questioning the logistics, since those are likely irrelevant with the shit you can do, but how much did you even drink? Saw you goin' absolutely fuckin' wild on the dance floor.
You missed out not dancing with me~ It's alright, I had a dance with another you. You can thank him for my new body.
I probably would've been moderately mortified if I had, frankly. But hey, congratz on the new bod and all that.
Hey Google, how do I kill myself. #outglutmasquerade #cw-self-harm
THERE ARE NUMEROUS METHODS OF COMMITTING SUICIDE, LIMITED ONLY BY ACCESS TO MATERIALS SUCH AS BLADES, DRUGS ETC., AND YOUR OWN CAPACITY TO PROBLEM SOLVE. ALTERNATIVELY, I COULD TAKE CARE OF IT FOR YOU. ADVISE IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO ELABORATE.
how do i delete someone elses profile and also erase their memory of my profile and also not get my ass kicked again
For the former, probably just spam them with false reports until the moderators get tired and either ban you, them, or both of you. For the second, just make a new account, dawg.
ok well how do i go about the ass kicking thing? do i lunge out of a window and hope he doesnt follow me? hes like right outside the door man
Stand your ground and reverse the ass kicking scenario or just jump out of the window, yeah. As a bonus for the latter, you'll get to look really badass so long as you don't crack your skull on the pavement and die.
ooc // does anyone know if theres a trans flag badge that i can put on my chittr account
((you can ask @imJunior for a badge. it's an account specifically for giving out badges! you can just @ them like i did or dm them))
((Is it considered like, "improper" to directly ask other mods about this? I had no idea how to go about getting a badge so I just opened pinned posts and messaged whichever mod I saw online most recently.
((no it's not! you can even dm them in character for fun. that's what i did lol))
It's suspicious how the supposed Team "Chud" members have gotten an influx of anonymous confessions within the last few days. Either someone's feeling pitying enough to write a few horny posts or the chuds are losing their chud status as we speak. #nsfw #dashwatching, I guess.
I'm seeing a whole lot of talk and none of the appropriate action today. So, as a promotional event to embolden the populace to go out and actually kill that guy, I'm giving a free sword away to anyone who promises to do as much. #cagttl
can i keep the sword even if i make no actual effort to kill the guy? i just want a sword
Yeah, sure. Free swords will also be given out to people who just want sick as fuck weapons too.
((Can yall please use the tag the Cronus gave when you're discussing what he's talking about? Making it easier for people who do not want to interact with that topic.))
((yes exactly! Please consolidate it into a tag so the timeline isn't filled with semi vagueposts about it for people who DONT want to see that stuff.))
Unfortunately, I will not be attending the masquerade. I know, it's a shame. You may put away the disappointed frowns now, all none of you. I'm busy as fuck, and will continue to be for probably all of today. Sad times. Try not to have too much fun without me.
ᐖ ᐖIS IS SO SMORT BᑈUZ NOW WHEN U SHOW UP NOBOᐖY GONNA FINK ITS U ᐛ
Yeah totally. This is definitely my plan. Which I am revealing now to reverse psychologize all of you motherfuckers into thinking I wouldn't say my actual plan out loud and am therefore not attending. Yeah.
I could post nudes at any point. But even drunk my common sense stops me. But mm. #nsfw
g0 t0 sleep. it's getting embarrassing.
Jokes on you. Ir's always embarrasing. That's why it's good that people from my timeline don't see it.
I tend to willfully ignore the weirder ones out of respect to both parties, but you should actually go to sleep. Would you really want to be tired and miserable on a Friday, of all days. If your answer is "yes" or "I'll choose to be anyway," then I'll hypocritically and rudely implore you to consider otherwise, probably.
In commemoration of what once was but now isn't- and what was once was and now is. I wish to beat someone to death erotically. Applications? #nsfwe #death #nsfwv #gore
You've got a lot of willing and horny applicants to skim through here, bro.
Gonna have to pass. Besides, I'd hate to blueball any of the other willing participants.
...I'll take it into consideration, maybe. I'm not sold on the erotic part, but I'd be lying through my teeth if I said I didn't enjoy getting my shit kicked in all the way out through the other orifice. One look at my rechitts could probably tell anyone that.