♠ hated by @timaeusTestifeline
shy dirk got all the other dirks actin like this lmao
AND SO. VERMIN DIE AS VERMIN TEND TO DO.
The Lalondes will literally flirt with eachother on everyone's timelines and I still get looked at like I'm some kind of anti-feminist nazi for saying they tend to keep it in the family. #incest
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(Have you ever thought about taking dirk over?) Woof
An amusing thought, and one I threaten him with, but not something I feel is likely. I do still speak on his behalf when he needs it, though.
I w-o-o-uldn't classify Caelum as "crazy" But I h-o-o-pe y-o-o-u enj-o-o-y y-o-o-ur w-o-o-rk-o-o-ut.
I'll be posting my creator as a supplement to all the lusus posting. I am very happy to do so- as he is my lusus at heart. My creator, my founder.
I'VE SEEN A LOT OF "DIRK STRIDERS" AND THEY ALL ACT MORE OR LESS THE SAME!!! AND UNDERSTANDING THAT HATE BOT WAS CREATED BY AT LEAST ONE OF THEM I CAME TO A CONCLUSION!!! HATE BOT IS WHAT DIRKS THINK THEY ARE!!! BUT THEY AREN'T!!! HOW FUNNY IS THAT??? XOD
@ my stupid chud moirail whose msgs i may have hacked ;3c https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cb31552b07e.png #nsfw #cw-self-harm
Happy Mother's day~
my xonfession is i thnk fhis is dirk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f407c49b9ef4.png
If y0u react t0 any 0f my p0sts with all 4 reacts i assume y0u want t0 kiss me
Yes, it is organized and clean.
if piss aint stored in the globes wwhy do they throb so nicely wwhen i hold it in too long #nsfww
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I'll reiterate, if you can help me get to my goal of 7k KULT. I shall be love bot for a week.
I needed to try and spread your content farther than it would otherwise reach, Dirk. Your work need not go unnoticed. Also, have you even drank water yet today.
That only seems to fuel me ssooooo much, daddy~! Anything to make you rage even more. #nsfw #nsfwe
Oh my. I now have such a tasteful treat in my repertoire. Here have a taste of my shenanigans with your perfect gift. [It's an edit, short and quick. Of the blade now looping back and forth. /In and out/, as if instead of just merely inserting it, he's fucking it.] I particularly enjoy this much more. Spank bank material perhaps? #nsfw
I wait with baited breath.
If you can get my kult score to 7000, I may turn into love bot for a week.
an incredible silver linin for t)(e loss, strider. )(ow deeply amusin.
its called "hype moments and aura" (for when i whoop her ass at DDR)
☣-🗡-IM GONNA GET SLIMED FOR THIS BUT HONESTLY GUYS I DONT LIKE PIE I THINK ALL PIES ARE QUITE BAD ACTUALLY/=
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