roxy lalonde
@thaumicGnostalgia
roxy more like roxslayyy lmao ((profile art by https://www.tumblr.com/iamanpy)) ((She/They))
world record holder 4 worst drawings ever yet i STILL WON DAT BITCHHHH thx for hostin the skribbl nepeta
congrats!
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Yuriday on pause. Everyone huddle around and cry for a moment so we can get whatever that was out of our systems. Yuri resumes in 5.
I feel like I need to double-check if that cretin’s blocked or not.
amongus YUEAQG do it 4 casey join 4 caey
always remember with t0xic women - if y0u eat her out and y0u die she's pois0nous, if she sucks y0u off and y0u die she's venomous. in either situati0n you're weak. #nsfw
Was gooing throough my files too coontinue woorking oon my persoonal stuff and foound this absoolutely diaboolical hoorrific image. Why did i ever save that gooood loord
Already tagged him in yoour replies fucking idioot 8/
Absoolutely woorst image too ever exist made my night soo much woorse
[ >THE WIZARD DOTH DECREE THIS WEDNESDAY AS #WIZARDWEDNESDAY. YE NEED NOT PARTICIPATE BUT IT WOULD BE, LIKE, TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME IF THOU DIDST JUST SAYING. HTTPS://DAVIDMATTINGLY.COM/IMAGES/FANTASY-FULL/MATT_244_FULL.JPG_ ]
[ >SO LONG AS IT IS IN GOOD FAITH, WHO AM I TO STOPPETH YE?_ ]
ITS WIZARD FUCKIN WEDNESDAY!!!! *puts on my oversized robe n hat* now who wants 2 see sum majyyks
Oh i have just the rite userbar for peeps like u https://i.ibb.co/9k8zXwRq/90033755f35da4b36148b2cdd80fac5bc4edc41b-pnj.jpg
[ >YE MAY BE A WIZARD WITH GUNS, YES! THE ADVENT OF GUNPOWDER CAME ABOUT WHEN THE ALCHEMISTS OF THE EASTERN ALTERNIAN CONTINENT WERE SEARCHING FOR AN "ELIXER OF LIFE" AND GUNPOWDER HAD BEEN DISCOVERED IN THE PROCESS, IT WOULD BE UNBECOMING OF A WIZARD SUCH AS I TO DISMISS GUNS AS PART OF THE FAMILY OF THE ARCANE WHEN IT WERE THE STUDENTS OF ALCHEMY WHOM DISCOVERED THE THING THAT MAKETH THE DEVICE GO BOOM_ ]
[ >YES... YESSSSS... HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/SVBE3FIZHJKAAAAD/WIZARD-MAGIC-BOOK.GIF_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD WOULDST FUCKING LOVETH TO SEE THINE MAJYYKS_ ]
hrmm lemme look thru my tome of spells :eyes: <== dats me those r my eyes i cast!! SPELL OF 500 CATS!!!! *poofz* there r now hundreds of arcane feline familiars in ur location and they r all v cute :)
[ >OH FUCKETH YES THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF THE WIZARD'S WONDERFUL MYSTICAL LIFE_ ]
just so yall kno i won the most im so fukin good at games
i used to gaslight children on among us
Hope you had an excellent time, Roxy! I’ll be sure to keep myself open for any future game-nights. :B
among us still goin on btdubz EYWMQG
Wish I could partake, but I’m still in the midst of working on something. :B
GET UR ASSES ON AMONG US!! EYWMQG calling all nerdlords get ova here
I wish I could. Among Us kills my phone immediately though.
[ >FUCKETH EVERYTHING MINE DEVICE TOOK TOO LONG TO DOWNLOADETH THE CONFOUNDED GAME AND NOW I AM MISSING THE ROUND :::{_ ]
c< prOfessiONal wOMeN Kisser rigHt tHe fucK Here! >c
c< i MeaN, i alsO Kiss peOple OtHer tHaN wOMeN, but, its MOstly wOMeN! >c
Profession★l not monopoly loser....
c< sHHHHHHHut tHe fucK up >c
how much does it take to 8ecome a pro ?? is there a degree, or may8e like a community schoolfeeding diploma ??
c< a lOt, it taKes a lOt, blOOd, sweat, tears, dedicatiON, aNd aN uNwaveriNg cOMMitMeNt 2 wOMeN >c
c< iNdeed it is! >c
all the dirks when #dirkhour comes around: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5721c36a766c.gif srry dirks its #roxyhour now!! shoulda used ur hour while u had the chance smfh my head
Sorry Roxy it's #neigborhour
alexa how bad did i fumble that hot babe
@ my stupid chud moirail whose msgs i may have hacked ;3c https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cb31552b07e.png #nsfw #cw-self-harm
What the fuck.
finally a 6ood post toni6ht!
WHO UP PETTIN THEY PUSSAYYY her names rusty and shes da light of my life :') #suggestive
FINALLY made an acc homegurl was busy ok!! SOOOO hi janesy @gutsyGendarme and hi dirk @timaeusTestifeline also every1 else who is like waowww is dat THEE roxy yes haiii its me thank u for the recognitionz and srry if u dont kno u personally no hard feelings
omgosh other me hiiii
Ah, there you are! I trust that Dirk got you home all safe and sound after that rager? :B
yis errythangs running smoothly in rox town but theres gunna b a county wide ban on alcohol 4 the foreseeable some wack job decided 2 party a little 2 hardy lmao im being RESPONSIBLES
Last night was… definitely something else, hoo hoo. I think that was the first time I’ve had THAT much alcohol in such a short span of time. I’m frankly surprised I’m not suffering from the most horrible hangover of all time. :B
probz bc u drank a buncha water like a NEEEEERD who has the valuable gift of self preservation and foresight ;p
Hoo hoo hoo, the partial nap I had in the car might have helped alleviate it as well. Although, I still do feel a little fuzzy in the brain. Even though that is what happens when you have like… 10 shots? I can’t remember the exact number. :B