Jane Crocker, Maid of Life
@gutsyGendarme
Curiosity got the best of me it seems, hoo hoo. she/her/they/them :B (Suggestive/NSFW posts on occasion but no #NSFWE) ((PFP from optimisticDuelist’s Medium Article on Jane and her classpect))
Been a hot minute since I opened this goshdarn app, hoo hoo. How are things currently faring with everyone?
hai jane! :D
Goddamnit, my knees are shaking again whenever I look at one of my… dildos. I figured I’d gotten rid of this neediness already with the last time… :B #nsfw
HEY, YOU GOOD? THE WAY YOU DESCRIBE YOUR KNEES MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOUR ABOUT TO FALL OVER.
In a way, yes. It’s just my… lust, in a sense. It has had its own fluctuations for a while now but recently and currently it’s… spiking. My own methods to curb it haven’t been as effective.
DO YOU LIKE.. NEED SOMEONE OVER TO HELP WITH THAT?
Seeing as I can’t entirely handle it by this point, that would be… preferred.
ALRIGHT.. I'LL COME OVER.
Eh- don’t you need my… I’m forgetting the name- right, universal coordinates??
YEAH, SLIDE THAT OVER PLEASE.
Gonna move over to DMs, not trying to universally dox myself, hoo hoo. :B
damn okay. s0meone's just puttin it all 0ut there, huh? kek.
Haven’t busted out the rope in a hot minute… #nsfw #bdsm
Okay im aware what this is about, but i imagined for a second you were actually embracing life as a cowgirl.
I read a8out shi8ari early on in my self-made exile. I wish I could practice it. Nautical knots were a deep fascin8ion of mine 8ack when I sailed, so it only seems like a logical evolution. nsfw
It doesn’t feel all that kinky, right? As much as it is undeniably that, it’s like… another form of self-expression depending on who you do it with! Not to mention, getting tied down while more than likely getting fucked is equally as hot, hoo hoo.
What in the blue-blazes do I do with all this alcohol?! Certainly not guzzle all of it, that’d be a nightmare and a half to contend with tomorrow, hoo hoo.
maybe throw a booze party?
Ebay? Or maybe just store it for special occasions.
take it tw0 meenah and aa's beach party saturday.
future last minute gifts?
The longer I store it, the more I find myself mulling my mind about it. Especially with how I’ve noticed I’ve been drinking more and more recently, I want to curb this before it gets out of hand. :B
Smart. You can sell it, then. I know you're a businesswoman at heart, right?
I’m not that far into the monetary market as my other iterations, hoo hoo. Although I might be able to come up with something…
Really need to get a handle on this and try to be more active. :B
Jane! It sure has been a hot minute since ive seen you around.
Nice to see you as well, Jake! I’ve… well frankly I see a lot of Englishes on here on the daily to be honest, hoo hoo.
Sorry about all of those… earlier Chitts, regardless of there only being 2 of them. I was feeling myself a bit too hard there and accidentally over-consumed on WAY too much wine. :B
i-it happens to the best of us..,,.,.,. i hope you feel better now!.,.,
I will admit, I’m feeling a lot more peachy compared to yesterday, hoo hoo.
you haD a quiCk sobering up! t-that's gooD sinCe you Dint have to Deal with a rough hangover.,,..
I actually woke up in the middle of the night with my head ringing, unfortunately. I’m not lucky to have such a high alcohol tolerance, so I gave myself a bit to stave off the debilitation before I just went back to bed. :B
i-i've hearD that human Coffee stuff is supposeD to be gooD when you're Dealing with this sort of thing...,,,.,.. a-anD water too?
kdfhkajhsfkajhetlkajshfkj,,,,,,, #substances #nsfw
thats what IVE been saying
rooooooxxxxyyyyyy,,,, i htnik i drnaka oo mhuc wine,,,, :((((((
rrrrrrroooooooxxyyyyyyyyy,,,,, #substances #nsfw [shes drunk but im not sure how to tag it]
recognizing in this moment i need to be throwing jane at more roxy’s,,,, ))
Apologies for the lack of posts by the way! Life’s simply been doing its thing and taking up all of my time. :B
Seeing some discussion on “Evil” versions of ourselves… mine isn’t necessarily something… that easily approachable or explainable, hoo hoo. #vagueposting
WOuLD I TECHNICALLY BE AN "EVIL" VERSION OF MYSELF?
I’m not… entirely sure what you mean by that? I just got out of bed, so my minds running a blank.
IF WERE TALKING ABOuT "EVIL" VERSIONS OF PEOPLE WOuLD I BE COuNTED AS THE "EVIL" CALIBORN
Maybe? The term or “joke” in this case is that it simply pertains to a totally reversed iteration of someone and it’s simply labeled Evil because that term is the reverse of Good. :B It’s not something to take entirely serious as there few cases where what happened actually fits in a way.
Though as an esteemed prankstress myself, I personally do not find it to be all that laughter-inducing.
Feel asleep in a rather odd position, hoo hoo. Regardless, good morning!!
good morning!! :D
Oh deary me, just saw the typo. I meant to type ‘Fell’. :B
evenin'! ^◡^
[Somewhat blurry photo of Jane in a playboy bunny outfit.] :B #suggestive #nsfw (not sure if this totally counts but just to be safe)
The photos about a year or two old but it wouldn’t surprise me if I still fit in that thing, hoo hoo!
unexpected but i'll c0unt it. #tittytuesday
bunny.. :o
u should dig it out n try it on again
Hmm.
Been… handling something these past few days, apologies. What’s up with everyone currently? :B
Ooooh, how wonderful! How beautiful are the stars tonight for you, I wonder?
Watching the most unhinged chess games.
Oh no my kids. I BEEN trying to teach them but. Uh. Let's just say this has devolved into one of them making a new game, one more bringing a cannon and a other thinking he can just bribe the other side to win.
Honk Honk
I am aware of how unbecoming of me this could possibly be, but the mere thoughts of more… erroneous acts is sending me for a spin. And as long as these aren’t addressed, it’s likely it shall continue to compound on itself. I ask for anyones assistance on this matter. :B #nsfw
…I need to shake off this worry, hoo hoo. I have found the aid I was seeking for, so wish me luck. This shouldn’t take long. :B #suggestive #nsfw
I don’t have an iota of an idea at the moment but I’m feeling especially… needy. #suggestive
…I think I could use someone right now. #nsfw
Good morning everybody. :B
RISE AND GRIND, MISS CROCKER! AND BY GRIND, I MEAN SECURE THOSE #COLLABS. [∙]
good morning jane!!!!!!!! <3
Have you been feeling alright, Guard? I understand that what was happening with the other Jane had you in a bit of a fright.
grruff... it was less scared and more..... sad? frustrated? angry? ......and scared of losing you again and not being able to do anything about it bluh!!! but i am doing better today!!
I’ve been seeing stuff about this masquerade all over the timeline… I should be free enough for the rest of the week to be able to attend at least one of these days. :B
Trying to keep myself off the wine… Emphasis on trying, hoo hoo. #substance
Have you been experiencing random moments where you simply need some alcohol in your system as well?
I assume you’ve also been unable to figure an exact reason for it yet either? It’s definitely not something pertaining to my mental, at least not for myself considering when I’m offline, I’m more than likely hanging out with everyone else. :B
That is true. It doesn’t help the wines I do end up purchasing actually have a nice enough flavor profile to them that I can ignore the fact I’m having wine at very erroneous times.
Right? It looks like juice to the naked eye. Well, it literally IS juice at the end of the day. Just aged like 100 years and yet the flavor can fluctuate so goddamn much, hoo hoo. #substance (?)
My inhibitions tend to… come out a lot more when I’m drunk. Although, it tends to require a LOT of alcohol to actually get me that drunk for some reason, and I’ve yet to decipher an exact reason for that. :B My powers could play a role but I’ve been thinking that less and less as of recent, hoo hoo.
…Perhaps. I’m not sure if you’re free right now but my evenings usually don’t have much going on. :B
In that case, how should we solve the dimensional gap? Unless you are actually within my timeline, in which case I apologize and I’ll be over there immediately. :B
I do, but I don’t believe she is on here, on top of the fact she’s also likely fast asleep by now. She gets pretty crabby when she can’t get her rest in, hoo hoo.